Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

Then he tells us the story of an Elite chum who recently quit the Circle Jerk. I’m guessing it’s Sam “Shit for Brains” Martinez as he described him as “loving” and said he joined two years ago. Anyway, the lying fairy tale tells of how Sammy boy turned $100 into $25,000 by simply following the 3% coloring book and filling in the piggy bank pages every day! Simple Sam of course, ignored the chapter about never spending the money you win at gambling, which begs the question why even make money gambling if you’re not suppose to use it for practical things? Wouldn’t gambling with it be a worse idea? And as a certain trip in Biloxi proved 3 years ago you very well Can lose everything in one night?

It's David Pruett he's referring to.

[zealanddonk]

So…regarding the 40K bet. If he did place it (and it is pretty clear he didn’t) then one of the following two contradictions would be true:

A. He was down huge and got emotional and then tried to win it all back in one big bet…which he claims he never does

B. He was up big and then decided to go for it…which makes him…wait for it…GREEDY

@Tariq that 40K photo was from the Rivera Casino in Chicago. You can see it right on the table’s felt.

Yes, Rivers is correct. This was taken at the casino that shares his Namesake! And on closer inspection the 40K bettor went All in as there are no chips on the felt by his cup holder. It’s possible he’s pocketing more Pumpkin chips and likely he has more cash. But from the looks of the bet and the fact the rest seemed to follow suit and bet their remaining money indicates it was an all in bet!



Except of course the Colt Dolt who is too much of a pussy to bet over 40K because he’ll go broke like he did in Biloxi. I wouldn’t be shocked if super spreader Chrissy lowered his bet after the real high roller there with 40K on the line pushed all in.

In high limit Baccy, the person with the highest bet gets to “Drive” or look at the cards. Which is probably why the guy played so big. He was likely losing and didn’t want the tub of lard Chrissy to touch the cards with his fat fingers!



He’s too busy playing penny slots and winning $14.88 like we’ve seen him do before and Lie about getting a big win! Why hasn’t he shown those sports bets from yesterday when half the favorites lost? Oh that’s right cuz he’s a chicken shit loser and can’t show a high bet with a Big win!

Hurr hurr, its a subliminal message to the 1488 chums club he wants to join. Plus side, hes white and Christian. Downside, just about everything else about him. Hurr Hurr.

[TheRivers]

Looks like someone had the New Years Eve footage despite the third channel having gone away.

[zealanddonk]

New FB post, to the suprise of no one, when asked how much the suite in vegas cost, Chrissy said it was free from his host.

Remember those times Chrissy ranted about not whoringhimself to hosts and free was bad.

Looks like different day different story.

[1dollarboxcar]

new YT video... off the rails at the end.... you can skip to 18:40 0f the video where he goes on a cussing tirade.... oh he cares what the haters are saying... it gets to him...

edit: he is probably pissed cause of the video that @TheRivers posted exposing his lies ,contradictions and hypocrisy... and has to do damage control...

GREAT JOB RIVERS !!

[1dollarboxcar]

wish i had a copy of the video where he was crying in the hotel room ... ( kicks self in the ass for not saving the good videos ) !!!

[Tariq Reed]

@21:32
"the dead broke jealous haters who have nothing better to do than to stroke their cock while they watch my videos"

I thought the whole point of Christopher Mitchell's Colt Studio videos was for gay guys to watch and stroke their cocks?

Are all those gay guys dead broke jealous haters too?

[BedWetterBettor]

@21:32
"the dead broke jealous haters who have nothing better to do than to stroke their cock while they watch my videos"

Are all those gay guys dead broke jealous haters too?

Isn’t that the Pot calling the Kettle Black???



^ Dead broke Loser Stroking his tiny cock ^ Huh huh huh!



^Dead Broke Chaos Midget stroking his cock^ Huh huh huh!



^Chrissy among the Top Cock Suckers in the World…^ literally! Huh huh huh!



I think all the steroid withdrawal and Meth has finally fried his pea Brain!

He thinks Renting a Limo, Renting a suite and Renting chips from the casino somehow proves he’s a millionaire when a simple Bank statement would do just fine. But since he’s too much of a pussy to show one live annnnd show the transaction history, he can keep renting things and wasting money trying to lure back Bird Brain and Dumbshit Dave Pruett!

He can also rent a Jail cell when he goes broke again and will have to Rent out his Butthole for favors in the Slammer!





I guess like the Limo and suites and cash you stole... those pictures of you stroking your tiny cock and spreading your cheeks for Bryan Ockert are FAKE??? Huh huh huh huh!

[Phantom Limb]

I'm not even to the good part yet and I'm laughing at his "this is goat life. unedited" Then the video immediately cuts.

And then having two drinks in the pool when "I don't drink".

I've said it before but it bears repeating: the only people dumber than this dildo are the people that pay him.

edit: this thread is eating at him big time. He's feeling the heat and probably pissed that he has to relocate again. Props for the hidden callback to his former profession. Queen C is probably sad that he's over the hill and can't just go back to the Squirt Life Baby

[zealanddonk]

Ok, review time:

Chrissy VIP HighRoller Lifestyle in Las Vegas:

22m41s of nonsense
356 subscribers at time of viewing

spoiler: Chrissy whines about the coldness of Chicago which will be his reason to move again
Chrissy also have a big moan about haters and a weird claim about the same
This does get the rare "watch the last 5 minutes" rating.



Shot opens with 2 idiots in grey clothes laughing at farts.

Chrissy may be laughing at having a youtube up and running again and the chance to get more chums.
Dont worry Chrissy, that wont be lasting long.

Next scene is walking throuigh airport, and then off to the Limo.

1m35s NVB ooooks out stuff that the auto-transcribe can convert to normal talk.

2m14 Chrissy chokes on Las Vegas Athletics after bagging the Tropicana.

3m Chrissy mentions sneaking into the backdoor at Bellagio
Chrissy also mentions the Rio is rundown and where he got his start.

3m20 Chrissy being the tool that he is "Nobody knows about this secret entrance except if you are like me"
That and the thousands he will claim watch this video.

4m10s Chrissy claims its 100 degrees and he'd rather have that than the freezing cold and rain
Everyone please forget the Chicago video where he was in his shorts and bragging about the weather hurr hurr.

5m Now at the casino NVB makes himself useful and prefers for his future career: by pushing the luggage around

Chrissy claims Bellagio is home sweet home and his favourite hotel in America:
3 years and we have never seen him leave America.

6m04 Chrissy claims this nonsense is unfiltered hopefulyl just like that NYE clip.

6m30 Chrissy asks Champers if he is living goat life "yes, ooook oooook".
Things are progressing well for our hero.

8m I swear I watched this clip in order: Chrissy asks if NVB is farting, which gets an ooook yes and both laugh like they are from that scene in Tropic Thunder.

9m45s Chissy puts on his butch voice when ordering room service.

11m30 after wasting almost 2 minutes ordering room service, do you think Chrissy bothers to say thanks? No of course not
Remember, he always tips the dealers and is a joy to be around.

Chrissy tours the suite.
While he claims that NVB sleeps with them, it looks a lot like he'll be put in one of the dressers.

Chrissy shows some cash and chips.

Toy train set on the ground.

14m Chrissy claims hes just ordered probably $300 worth of food for breakfast
Either a) lying or b) getting raped

14m25 some quick edits despite earlier claim he doesnt edit this nonsense.

14m30s we dont actually get to see the $300 worth of food

Chrissy hitting the cocktails despite his claims on Mother's day.

16m blah blah blah compares himself to billionaires and claims to be a high roller. blah blah blah

17m Bubs "Hugh Heiffer" NVB is still wearing what appears to be pyjamas as the family goes to another resturant.

18m45 Chrissy is back on the couch.
No indictation of how much the main meal cost and it looked reasonable.
Lets see how unhinged this nonsense gets.

18m55 Chrissy tries to be clever and we know how this normally ends
Hurr hurr why did I call this video "Christopher Mitchell is a scam artist with fake money"
Because he is finally planning to come clean?

Chrissy claims the first reason is because he has a sense of humour (as evidenced with all that laughing at farts)
Second reason "Thats what all the dead broke jealous douchebags do to me"
"They spread lies about me"
--I thought Chrissy loved haters because whatever random reason he has this week, something about free advertising, who knows

Chrissy claims his name is searched over a million times a month on youtube
He doesnt provide evidence of this: is this verifiable?

blah blah blah traffic blah blah they scam people blah blah blah
"they say my money is fake, my lifestyle is fake, everything about me is fake"
Chrissy starts laughing and pointing out th real things that people might think are fake
This is truly goat life, scripting nonsense like this and ruining what was otherwise an ok tour video which is ok at

20m40 Complete lie detected: Claims he showed us the bills, which he didnt in this video
Literally nothing he has shown in the video is proof that he has paid for it himself: we know its comped, but he could easily film from someone else's room and show their cash with their permission.

20m50 Claims we've seen his betting slips before he bets: I recall 6 of which 4 won and plenty of situations where we werent not shown slips before the game.
Most notably was the $20k set on fire at NYE.

21m Chrissy forgets that almost all of that evidence is on his old dead channels.

blah blah blah blah blah

21m25 "Hopefully you dont waste your time watching the dead broke hater videos"
No, we watch the hilarious parodies of your nonsense Chrissy, and believe me, your videos are nonsense.

21m40s infamous comment that people are jerking off to Chrissy's videos. If that were true, why would he have his son in his videos? That sounds pretty creepy

blah blah blah claims to be honest and transparent, except all the times he wasnt.

22m12 claims he doesnt fucking give a damn if we like him or not then he gives his traditional cocksucker laugh when he is bluffing/lying

22m35s chrissy tries another neg on us, if we dont like him, we are watching his videos because "we" are the pathetic ones" sure sure Chrissy, keep telling yourself that
Personally I watch for the "own goals" and because its an interesting insight into someone with mental illness/personality disorders which can then be used as a tool to warn others of the same.

This video gets the rare "Watch some of it" for the last 5 mintues where Chrissy gets unhinged.

[Mrhorney]

Absolutely delighted 😃 that Chrissy has returned to YouTube yet again so that we can have the Donk 🙄 from 🥝land post match analysis 🧐 aaaaaaaaaand the alert 🚨 for the incoming Chrissy complete lie 🤥

I never watch his 🐎 💩 so rely on the summary.

Also great to 👂 that 4 year non verbal bubs is still ooooking and going out for 5 ⭐️ luxury meals in his pyjamas 👍🏻

Shoutout to non verbal bubs , I hope 🤞 that by the time you are 21 you will be able to read (we all know you won’t be able to speak coherently) little chap and you can thank me one day for all the shoutouts that I have given you.

[Phantom Limb]

"My life is truly a fairy tale"

Yes

All made up

And you're a fairy

[zealanddonk]

"My life is truly a fairy tale"

Yes

All made up

And you're a fairy

He also doesnt seem familiar with the original Brothers Grimm versions that get quite dark.

As an example, the hero's hair will fall out, his teeth will fall out, he'll put on a massive amount of fat, marry a blonde witch and father a mute child.

[RMS9]

Someone said it in their post, but referenced how fatso mentions Bellagio having a secret back entrance for their VIPs like he wants to be. Did anyone else find it funny how he boasts and brags about taking the back ways to the private entrance, and the limo drives him right up to the front main entrance with every other out of towner. Not only was it the main entrance, but it wasn’t even right up front ahead of the taxis and other guests. It was in lengthy line of cars of other peasants like myself. He couldn’t even get his driver to drop him off to avoid lugging all that luggage around all the other arriving guests. Some VIP and VIP experience. WE don’t even need to worry about exposing him. He does it all himself just by opening his mouth.

FYI Chrissy…When my Caesars limo picks me up at the airport, it drops me off at the Augustus Tower entrance. You know what that is, fatso? It’s a tower on the side of Caesars where they drop off their invited guests so they don’t have to worry about fighting the madness and traffic at a main entrance. You silly, dipshit, you really are living proof that you rode short bus before you dropped out of high school.

[BedWetterBettor]

Found out who the person that cried to Chrissy about getting “hated on” for being his “fan” and liking his stupid posts and videos!

https://m.facebook.com/jack.wade.3994

Some douchebag named Jack Wade. I’m sure he likes and comments on Chrissy’s content, but don’t know why anyone would waste their time trolling him?

If it is someone here that controls the Chrissy Prescott FB account and would care to fill us in please do!





https://m.facebook.com/jack.wade.3994

[TheRivers]

In the latest post Chrissy shows himself and Stacy out on a “date night.” That’s just comical by itself.

[Miss Fussy]

In the latest post Chrissy shows himself and Stacy out on a “date night.” That’s just comical by itself.

Given the fact that Chrissy spends all his time at the casino and driving to and from there it might as well be a first date seeing he's probably forgotten he's married to her. Also, I thought that they never put NVB in the hands of someone else to look after him so either Chrissy finally decided they would get a babysitter (and with him being really unhinged recently he's thinking less straight even if that is possible) or they just pretended it was a "date night" but NVB was there.

[Jayjami]

Also great to 👂 that 4 year non verbal bubs is still ooooking and going out for 5 ⭐️ luxury meals in his pyjamas 👍🏻

Shoutout to non verbal bubs , I hope 🤞 that by the time you are 21 you will be able to read (we all know you won’t be able to speak coherently) little chap and you can thank me one day for all the shoutouts that I have given you.

Can we start a GoFundMe page for NVB to get him some actual clothes and non-Walmart jammies?

[TheRivers]

Then why are you always talking about the so called losers? You’ve said so many times you don’t care. Clearly you do..especially in recent weeks. Something happen there Chrissy??

[zealanddonk]

New video by Chrissy, 1 hour ago: White robe signalling who he wants to join with (along with that subliminal 1488 the other day)

Chrissy's millionaire lifestyle.

387 subscribers at time of viewing.

Rating: Skip this rubbish, nothing new or interesting.

11m28s of likely nonsense, lets find out.

1m rambles that they are going shopping, eating and hanging out at the pool.

1m30s complete lie: old channel had half a million monthly followers
If he had said subscribers he would have "won" plaques from Youtube as Jim Cornette has done.
Chrissy is trying to twist it into "monthly views" which is meaningless because he pumped out a lot of nonsense and probably required chums club members to watch it.

2m blah blah blah claims hes the worlds greatest sports bettor along with his other nonsense

2m4s starts rambling about being an uber driver 4 years ago.
He seems rather keen to scrub the stories he used to own a successful business and was driving Uber then discovered gambling.
when are we going to hear more truck driver stories?

2m15s repeats his old catchphrase that he deos whatever he wants, blah blah blah.
Except we know he doesnt.
We know this because of how much he whines about everything, including chicago traffic.

2m35s blah blah blah losing at craps, blacky, backy, spinny.

3m LOL: claims he bets $10k to $50k a day on sports and its his favourite thing to do
Claims it'll make him more money than anything:
Yeah because he can get betetr than 2x prize money from it, hurr hurr.

3m23 He's been sitting out in the sun way too long, claims he'll make more in 6 months from sports betting than the few millions he's made from baaacky and spinny in years.
Chrissy, when you get Stacey to read this to you, make sure she points out you can document every single sports bet before the games and prove this is remotely true

3m30s blah blah blah sports betting gives you your time back
Except of course when hes driving 90 minutes each way to place and colelct his bets.

As others hav pointed out, its likely he's setting up a return to Vegas.
He'll sell it to Stacey as he'll only need to spend 30 minutes going to the casino to place his bets, rather than the full day trips he's currently taking (hurr hurr).

4m he's balls deep into this nonsense
Claims sports betting is the best thing a gambler can do:
Someone cue up the infamous NYE video for the lols.

5m12s claims less than 1% of the world's population achieve their goals and dreams.
Chrissy is definitely in that group because he got to live in a big boy highrise in chicago

6m claims he has days where he wins $20k a ay from sports betting
wouldnt that be a $600k/month which is more than 2x his big boy dreams of making $250/m

7m blah blah blah spend every single moment together, except for those 3 hrs a day when he's driving to casinos, and yesterday when Stacey got a 100 minute massage blah blah blah

7m40 Starts ranting about his father, who by all accounts did the best he could with an idiot for a son

9m50s Chrissy throws in a subliminal message "I'm about to go eat out" -- yah Stacey wont the one getting eaten out tho, now will she.

10m35s claims peopleneed to study sports betting, not futures bets, not parlays not sucker bets just regular moneyline bets