Chrissy might be the only person in history that makes a fathers Day post by taking about how he he was broke and became a gambler…the same story he tells the other 364 days in the year.
Basically…a Father’s Day post honoring himself. So typical.
And where was the Mothera Day post last month honoring Stacy for taking care of his son? Oh that’s right…there was none.
Saw this and got a laugh!
Apparently , JC Fit Barber the Ex-Convict has elevated himself from dead broke gambler and loyal Goat follower to the top 1% in the world! That scraggly neck beard and cheap outfit would suggest otherwise! I’m guessing those 6 clients for JC fitness didn’t pay him 250k each for shitty workout tips. So the only logical conclusion is, after getting thrown off the love boat for fighting with Brandon after losing in Tampa, JC contacted his prison buddies and started a Gambling team that Made MILLIONS!?!
Now who do we know that makes up delusional fantasies of that nature?
Also found some of these classics digging through the old posts! Enjoy folks!
Annnnnnnd there’s this Call by yours truly that amazingly came to fruition!
Edie: Tariq, nah see in ChrissyLand misspellings and unnecessary apostrophes are the Correct usage of English. So in their delusional minds, it's right and they are millionaires... lol!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 06-18-2023 at 01:49 PM.
I’m still cracking up at the post about Bubs ordering room service on a daily basis. Really Chrissy? What kind of father figure are you exactly??
Should we ask Stacy about her two failed miscarriages and her autistic son??
Maybe the friends in the “industry” could tell us more about Chrissy’s questionable parenting skills…
That’s more like it…
Maybe Bubs can read this if he’s ever able to do it.
Awwww look, the little midget got butt hurt by the Chums quitting on him and made a post to “show them”!
If only he’d show them honesty instead of lies, give them the Masturbator mind meetings they paid for and stopped extorting them for money every month and didn’t talk down to them, they’d still be around!
He couldn’t even go two days without going back on his proclamation of only playing Baccy for fun! Makes up more lies of winning 10K playing Baccy and sports bets.
No proof of the betting slips of course, and the obligatory 10K in chips next to nasty looking quesadillas! Yup really eating at 5 star restaurants there Kyle!
Much like you were eating something else here…
Doo doo butter Chrissy probably doesn’t realize how many lives he’s ruined with his bullshit and lies! Former suck ups like Kevin Blumpkin and Zach have either deleted their Instagram or set it to private to keep Kyle from lurking in on them!
In honor of Drone and Elmo returning, here are some old video clips of Kyle in his Stolen Bath robe lookin like a retarded Emperor Palpatine!
https://streamable.com/a44qi0
https://streamable.com/wi9iov
Also, anyone heard from PV? Been a while since he posted here, hope all is well. Drop us a line some time PV!!!
@UtahDrone and @BWB.... nice work with videos , if you need more videos for content showing Krissy the Sissy's contradictions and hypocrisy .....
don't forget i have these, feel free to use them and edit them into your videos if you wish...!!
https://www.youtube.com/@Christopher...yGoat51/videos
Luckily I still had this little gem saved
UtahDrone's behaviour is very predictable: hit after hit after hit.Originally Posted by UtahDrone
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
How long until this gets deleted, lol? He’s getting upset that we’re finding his roided up photos and then his deflated body with chiclet teeth pictures taken shortly after! Hahahaha, what a Dolt!
Posted for posterity until Meth Head Mid-week Mitchell comes down off sniffing glue!
The sports angle will not work and Chrissy is going to have to switch up the scam soon.
I've been checking out Vegas Dave and VIP sports (Money Talks) as well as Masi VS or whatever his name is and Chrissy lacks polish and sales chops for anyone other than the kind of bottom-feeder MLM rejects he already has on the hook.
Those other touts are so obviously shady (and have a younger, hip-hoppy-er target audience) but they have a slick pitch that eclipses Uncle Fester the Self Molester. Even semi-autistic Vegas Dave is more believable than ol' Squirtstopher (shoutout to BWB).
Free advice, Chrissy. Focus your scam, you're all over the place and nothing makes sense.
Things are going to get weirder and it's going to be fun to watch.
Yesterday's story "Hurr hurr, sorry to all the former chums club members who got my shitty product but trust me bro, I'm getting better at this nonsense every day"How long until this gets deleted, lol? He’s getting upset that we’re finding his roided up photos and then his deflated body with chiclet teeth pictures taken shortly after! Hahahaha, what a Dolt!
Posted for posterity until Meth Head Mid-week Mitchell comes down off sniffing glue!
Today's story "Hurr hurr, helping people is the best hurr hurr"
Has he ever posted movie sets with celebs evidence himself or is this just another "I travel all over the globe, as long as thats continental USA" statement?
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
yes, and one of the many actually lives in the Shitcago One high rise building, and jumps in his car to go 15 miles and takes him 90 minutes to go to the casino to make his losing sports bets, when he could download the Rivers Casino app and make the losing bets from the comfort of his own home , while taking a shit....
what a moron...
It's as simple as he gets a high off of being in the casino.
There is 0 reason to go there instead of using the app outside of this...
Here's one from the time he auditioned for Vince McMahon and his Gay Cohorts!Yesterday's story "Hurr hurr, sorry to all the former chums club members who got my shitty product but trust me bro, I'm getting better at this nonsense every day"
Today's story "Hurr hurr, helping people is the best hurr hurr"
Has he ever posted movie sets with celebs evidence himself or is this just another "I travel all over the globe, as long as thats continental USA" statement?
There's pictures floating out there of him with Stallone and Arnold. But it was more than likely not during a movie shoot as it is extremely unprofessional to act like a fanboy around Stars on set. I would bet his fake teeth that he waited for them at a convention or some gay body builder fest to hound them for autographs and photos!
There's also these fake gurus and con men like this guy that he idolized that HE considers celebrities or "millionaires". But they're all just faker than the cover up he puts over his droopy, baggy eyes to look less like a meth head! Shoutout to Elmo for this Classic Chrissy Moment!
He may have also appeared on Fear Factor to challenge Tyrone Biggums to a Horse Penis eating contest. Chrissy obviously being an expert in swallowing cock, won without a problem!
And Lol at Little Kyle showing how rich he is by purchasing…
A $63 pizza at The White Sox game, hahaha what a jackoff! Yea that proves you’re a millionaire Kyle! Why not show the deed to your house, oh that’s right, you don’t have one! Hahahahaha, the $60 spending millionaire that rents a home for life folks!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 06-19-2023 at 05:29 PM.
I see the private group is now down to the low low price of $399.
Seems strange that the people he is making so rich don't seem to want to pay the $999. Should be pennies considering the tens to hundreds of thousands he is clearing for them each month.
The difference is, we know Druff is a millionaire, and "tomatos on the side", "fiddy dollar back" is hilarious.
Chrissy moaning about overpriced pizza and water when he is half broke is not hilarious.
Also, good news, Chrissy's 99% system that he can improve only had an 80% win rate today.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
imagine the fools who paid him the one time bonus fee of like 1500 so their 500 rate wouldn't go up for a year. i believe he called it a test for his members to see who was really all in.
Hey folks! Can you believe I paid $78 for a pizza and water (all for myself, since neither Stacy nor Bubs went to the game).
I know it's unbelievable and that's why I included a photo of the receipt (because documentation beats conversation).
Hey folks! I walked into the casino with $30,000, made a quick $10,000 profit and walked out with $40,000!!
I know it's unbelievable but I included no documentation as evidence to back up my claim, so you'll just have to trust my conversation.
Conclusion: It's very important to prove a pizza cost $78 but not important to prove you made $10,000 in one trip to the casino.
Rep fail, was going to say “Hurr hurr I don’t have to prove anything to the Haters and show win/loss statements and Bank statements from THIS year! ****a few moments later****
“I just went 4 for 5 and bet $999,999,999.99 on sports bets! But the only way to see my picks is to pay me $999…$499…errr $399 a month cuz I’m da freakin Bloat baby!”
Ya definitely got to him T! He’s losing his shit over having to reduce the price due to chums calling him out on his bullshit! Hoa Le , Dave Pruett, April Hill and Sam must be saying “derrrp I’d rather be Happy than Rich Chrissy. You’re not rich and you’re a miserable little fuck, so piss off!” Hahaha!
Hahahaha�� just caught the video part of his post. He’s so desperate for a big win he bet a 9 Pick Parlay! “Hurr durr don’t have a lottery mentality, broke people are always looking to taking $100 and make $5000!?!” Broke people indeed take $100 hoping to make thousands! Lmao what a moron!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 06-20-2023 at 10:13 AM.
yes sir Solar Man... Krissy will definitely steal your money.... and in return you get to go BUSTO...!!
just like the other Cum Bum Members that were trusting the process...!! 🤔😜
i think i have a better snapshot of the 9 bet parlay... uploading it and see how it turns out
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