Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Lmao Cheetos wtf you know he reads here, Cheetos use to be on the side of good but then flipped and started scamming like a total degenerate loser POS!

#ThrowBackThursday #MidgetMitchells

Look at Chrissy play pretend straight with his Brother Drew back in the day, when we all know he's a flaming Homo gay queer cock sucker lover fag LOL

Remember not that long ago that Chrissy posted some nonsense about he stopped talking to Andrew because Andrew was doing steroids.

[BedWetterBettor]

After seeing DJ talk about Cheetos I decided to check out his youtube channel - something I hadn't really done before - and after I read his blurb in the "about" section I thought; this looks oddly familiar so I checked out Chrissy's channel in question and yup, the description is pretty much word for word as to Cheetos' channel description.

BWB I reckon has nailed it about Cheetos or someone associated with him with being behind this channel.

It may be noteworthy that Cheetos channel is a straight up copy of Chrissy’s old YT channel. So it is possible that this was Chrissy’s original About Disclaimer and Cheetos copied HIM.

Not that it makes Cheetos look any less guilty of running the impostor channel as I’m 99% Vegan sure it’s Cheetos behind it!

Speaking of 99% Vegans…

No update from Little Kyle on Day 6 after No update on Day 5? Just the usual bullshit lies of “Derrrp I bet $25,000 on sports but can’t show the bet slips cuz I’m too much of pussy, look at my mid-week comped suite!” -Mid-week Midget Mitchell

Bets are open as to what really happened and why he’s not showing chips or bet slips!

-185 Money line: Chrissy held an emergency Masturbator mind meeting for the 2 remaining chums and they Lost their asses!

-125 Money Line: Chrissy Took the 8K won on the Golden Knights and paid for a Golden Shower from a dude at the All Male Revue!

+155 Money Line: Chrissy makes a post “Hurr hurr about last night, I made 53K playing Baccy and Spinny even tho nobody saw me or can validate my story soooo I’m done Betting on Baccy and Spinny until the Cup parade on Saturday and the Pride parade on Sunday folks!”

+199 Money Line: Uncle Zachy went back to trusting the process and made 14K with Chrissy In Vegas like TJ, then was shot and buried in a ditch!

[zealanddonk]

After seeing DJ talk about Cheetos I decided to check out his youtube channel - something I hadn't really done before - and after I read his blurb in the "about" section I thought; this looks oddly familiar so I checked out Chrissy's channel in question and yup, the description is pretty much word for word as to Cheetos' channel description.

BWB I reckon has nailed it about Cheetos or someone associated with him with being behind this channel.

It may be noteworthy that Cheetos channel is a straight up copy of Chrissy’s old YT channel. So it is possible that this was Chrissy’s original About Disclaimer and Cheetos copied HIM.

Not that it makes Cheetos look any less guilty of running the impostor channel as I’m 99% Vegan sure it’s Cheetos behind it!

Speaking of 99% Vegans…

No update from Little Kyle on Day 6 after No update on Day 5? Just the usual bullshit lies of “Derrrp I bet $25,000 on sports but can’t show the bet slips cuz I’m too much of pussy, look at my mid-week comped suite!” -Mid-week Midget Mitchell

Bets are open as to what really happened and why he’s not showing chips or bet slips!

-185 Money line: Chrissy held an emergency Masturbator mind meeting for the 2 remaining chums and they Lost their asses!

-125 Money Line: Chrissy Took the 8K won on the Golden Knights and paid for a Golden Shower from a dude at the All Male Revue!

+155 Money Line: Chrissy makes a post “Hurr hurr about last night, I made 53K playing Baccy and Spinny even tho nobody saw me or can validate my story soooo I’m done Betting on Baccy and Spinny until the Cup parade on Saturday and my favorite Pride parade on Sunday folks!”

One of the issues wth Chrissy's nonsense is:
He claims he had a big boy bank roll but wouldnt tell us how much he was using.

Making $1m profit when you are starting from $500k bankroll is a lot easier than when starting with a $50k bankroll.
Not betting on -EV situations also helps with making $1m profit as well.

[zealanddonk]

And more nonsense from Chrissy 2 hours ago on fB:

"Whats it like being a professor sports bettor?"

"I spend 10 minutes going to the casino and place my bets".


It really is whatever the truth needs to be today is what the truth has always been with him.

[Phantom Limb]

I'll leave it to ZD to review, but today's video is a nice throwback to the utter retardation of the YouTube channel.

Chrissy comes out as TransSportsBettor

[BedWetterBettor]

Oh this is gold, classic Chrissy projecting after a Big Loss! Guess Druff was right he donked off that 8K profit from Game 5 and everything else he had!



Much like his New Year’s Eve video he keeps darting his eyes and turning his head away from the camera, like he can’t bring himself to record a video! With his eyes all puffy and red, he looks like shit, well more than usual anyway!



Clearly he lost Big at Baccy and Spinny and has to Quit table games… again! But fear not folks, this time Little Kyle proclaims he will Still play table games for “Fun”! Ya see all those times he was playing a losing was for FUN see, he was having FUN losing his ass and throwing a toddler tantrum! He helped Brandon, JC Barber, Bird Brain , Zachy, Cia, TJ, Demetrius and all the others see how much FUN losing is by following the Minute Man Midget Masturbator!!!

The amount of contradictions is also classic! He’s back to claiming he lost over 500K, ya know only after saying it was 350K a week or two ago! And he became a Millionaire 2 years ago! Not 3 years ago in 2020 when someone once said “I’m a millionaire…there I said it!” Of course we know all millionaires get their Hyundai repossessed in February and Lose 74K after winning the exact same amount on videos made 6 months earlier!



So of course, he now is going to focus 100% on sports because we all know how good Chrissy at keeping his promises. Just ask the 2 elite chums left how the Masturbator mind events were in March, May and June???

Or how an angry midget once said sports betting is tough because you rely on people and people can be bribed or influenced to throw games with money on the line. The same game they coincidentally WON but were still somehow able to throw!



Yep, look how happy the former Chaos Squriter looks! Like he’s about to jump off that balcony and at any moment after losing AGAIN in Vegas! He also constantly projects about things he’ll never own by saying “MY balcony, MY door, MY rooftop” lol, like he could ever OWN anything that doesn’t get repossessed!

Can’t wait for ZD’s analysis and I hope I left some meat on the bone for ya! This was too good not to watch again! Hahahaha, he’s so ruined it’s amazing!

[1dollarboxcar]

if ZD can't or doesn't feel like giving one of his great editorials , on pointing out all the hypocrisy and contradictions in this off the rails video... i'll try and do it later or

tomorrow.... it will never come close as ZD's would though.....!!

[zealanddonk]

if ZD can't or doesn't feel like giving one of his great editorials , on pointing out all the hypocrisy and contradictions in this off the rails video... i'll try and do it later or

tomorrow.... it will never come close as ZD's would though.....!!

Thanks for posting it:

At 11m I'll see what I can do with Chrissy's nonsense.
spoilers just watch it with sound off if you want to see a bellagio suite, otherwise dont bother.
Main take away is hes dedicated to sports betting but will play table games when he gets itchy balls

BWB has already highlighted Chrissy's shifty looks.

Chrissy looks like he has been crying, or very sleep deprived or both.

Reminds us he used to be a deadbroke uber driver.

Within a minute he's stating he had a youtube channel to help people
Wheres the endorsements from all those people he had helped?

90s Chrissy claims hes about to transition his life, while standing on the balcony, looking and sounding broken.

2m Chrissy is moaning that the villas at Bellagio dont have views *boo hoo hoo, life is so tough*

Chrissy is quick to flash a can of monster, that he gave up drinking ages ago, and quickly went back to drinking.

3m claims te place is a mess because Bubs has been getting room service twice a day for the week
Please that poor lil ooooooooker.
Getting blamed because Chrissy is too lazy or too paranoid to allow the cleaners to come in and clean up.
Also, its not Chrissy's fault that NVB oooooks up a meal or two.
Its not Chrissy's fault.

4m Chrissy starts the "I went to the Rio and became a gambling addict" story.
Chrissy forgets to the new viewer it makes little sense that a dead broke uber driver would be off to vegas for a business meeting.

As BWB pointed out, Chrissy is shifty as fuck when he claims he's a millionaire.
Prevoously it was "changed thousands of people's lives" now its "thousands and thousands of people's lives".

Chrissy starts rambling and he's on the balcony.
5 mintue mark: According to Chrissy you cant make money playing craps long term, because he couldnt

Chrissy then explains he stopped playing Blaaacky because of idiots sitting with him.
O the irony.

Now he tells us that Spinny and Baccky have the best odds and he wins because other players cant affect the outcome.
Let that sink in for a moment, players cant affect the outcome....

7m Chrissy starts rambling about casinos appealing to poverty mindset and get rich quick
Will he mention slot machines, will he mention his $1m profit in 90 days?

Claims he has a lot of discipline.

Claims betting on sports is even better than Baacky or Spinny.
Claims he has no control on the cards or the ball [remember all the times he commanded the ball to land in a certain place]

9m o lordy, Chrissy is so happy with his next idiotic claim
People are predictable!!!!!!

It was only a couple of weeks ago that it was God who told Chrissy 4 years ago to be a sports bettor, and Chrissy fucked around with table games.
Then Chrissy gave up table games, then he started playing them again [when he lost on sports] and now he's back to Sports betting is the way, the truth and the light.

Chrissy says he will play table games for fun, but rememebr everyone, chrissy never gets emotional while gambling, so how exactly is he going to have fun?

10m Claims he has refined his sports betting system to the point where he can "print money"

claims ALL of his dreams have come true
Dont worry, he'll have a enw dream in a coupla months that he was going to live under a bridge, or set up a church or whatever.
wasnt travelling the world with a group of gamblers breaking the casinos that he was at war with one of his dreams as well

[Tariq Reed]

Claims betting on sports is even better than Baacky or Spinny.
Claims he has no control on the cards or the ball [remember all the times he commanded the ball to land in a certain place]

@8:16 of the Video
"See, when I'm betting in the game of Baccarat, you're betting on cards coming out of a shoe. I have no idea what cards are coming out of a shoe."

"When you're betting in the game of Roulette, you're betting on a little ball bouncing around on a spinning wheel. That's very unpredictable. I don't know what's going to happen."


Those 2 statements in this video will likely come as a great surprise to the 1,000+ people who have each paid Christopher Mitchell hundreds or even thousands of dollars to learn his secrets to winning at baccarat and roulette.

[BedWetterBettor]

Perhaps Squirts-topher should go back to his book writing scam! It’s working sooooo well for JC the Barber Beefcake!



His 24 page Novel not only has little to no useful content, but like Chrissy’s Piggy Bank book, it has plenty of space to doodle all your hopes and dreams! Hahaha!

[Tellafriend]

1. did y'all see the person inside of the door in the first minute who may have been naked and talking with someone else?
2. he isn't in that room b/c of sports betting.
3. you have to be a big casino loser to get that room. +50k per trip. I've stayed in it too many times...
4. he wins 99% of the time, but that's no longer good enough, so sports. right.

[BedWetterBettor]

Yup, definitely a frantic phone call going on behind Charlie Brown’s fat, bald ass head! As Tariq and tell a friend pointed out, plenty of hand flailing while pacing back and forth!



Also explains why his post immediately after shows NVB and Skank front and center. Like he’s sending a message to her, “Seeeeee Hurr hurr, I don’t always post pictures of myself and money, I put two pics of you and our demon seed on FB!?!?!”


While Chrissy watches REAL millionaires celebrate winning at the Cup parade, he’ll have to prepare for next week’s parade where he’s sure to be the guest of honor!

[donkey]

Can you imagine Cumbucket Chrissy recently at his second favorite home away from home:

“Aw, come the fuck on!” “I hate you more than I HATED the last dealer”

Also from his villa to one of his ELITE member, “Aw cum the fuck on!”

[BedWetterBettor]

Annnnnnnd Cheetos continues his poser scam with a patreon account!

https://www.patreon.com/BaccaratForLife

This all but confirms the account is run by Cheetos as he is the only loser who uses Patreon for gambling scams. Feel free to report this account and prevent any Suckers from paying him. Even Bird Brains like this Potato head don’t deserve to be scammed out of more money from an impostor Chrissy!







He can’t squirt out of this one!

[Money]

Annnnnnnd Cheetos continues his poser scam with a patreon account!

https://www.patreon.com/BaccaratForLife

This all but confirms the account is run by Cheetos as he is the only loser who uses Patreon for gambling scams. Feel free to report this account and prevent any Suckers from paying him. Even Bird Brains like this Potato head don’t deserve to be scammed out of more money from an impostor Chrissy!







He can’t squirt out of this one!

[Money]

Can’t we all just get along hurr hurr

[BedWetterBettor]

Can’t we all just get along hurr hurr

Lol nice, here are some classic Chrissy photos where Kyle actually managed to keep his pants on! I’m sure you can find use for them!



Lol, he’s even shorter than Stallone!





Steroid free… riiiiiiight!



And in case anybody wants the negatives and B-Roll from the Chaos men shoot, you can contact the producer Bryan Ockert in Spicewood, TX!



Edit: Chrissy Just posted admitting the new YT channel is NOT his and claims that a jealous, dead broke douchebag is behind it to impersonate him and scam people! Hahaha, well he's half right but I doubt Cheetos is Jealous of Chrissy!

[zealanddonk]

So Chrissy could choose to be in the loving arms and tranquil peace of his Lord when he dies, or he could get a j.o.b in Heaven??????????


==edit==

"Hurr Hurr I just posted that to trick the haters. When they see me in Hell its because I'm just down there doing some work hurr hurr"

[UtahDrone]

Found some old footage

[BedWetterBettor]

So no live stream from the Parade indicates he likely Left Vegas because he couldn’t afford a Saturday night stay and didn’t get it comped despite losing his ass!

Also nice cameo by the LoLex in drone’s video, haven’t seen that in months, wonder why?

And here we are Day 8 of the million dollar challenge and No updates in days! Must mean the little Pussy quit like he quits everything!

Here’s some more Classic Chrissy to commemorate Father’s Day!



Here he is as Scott C. Looking like he’s ready to squirt!



And here’s Kyle doing what he does best and spreading his butt cheeks for $200 from some sleazy old director like Bryan Ockert!



He might be Chrissy’s REAL Daddy!



Happy Father’s Day

From Paul Mitchell jr. !