Nothing new from Chrissy in 8 hours.
Safe to assume he's breaking his number #1 rule of win 1 and run away and dont stay at the casino for hours like a sucker.
Nothing new from Chrissy in 8 hours.
Safe to assume he's breaking his number #1 rule of win 1 and run away and dont stay at the casino for hours like a sucker.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Bitch Tits Mitchell shows the Cum Bum Chums how great it is to be him…
By sitting all alone talking to himself about how great it is to be by yourself and have no one to talk to!
Wonder why NVB and Stacy weren’t invited to the Pool Party? Was this going to be a re-enactment of the College Swim Team video? Thankfully Suits Were Required this time!
As the fat rolls in Kyle’s head keep growing he looks around for anyone he can scam into a quick Nose Plug BJ session in the Jaccuuzi…
Luckily there are no takers and it’s back to sticking his thumb out and waiting for truck drivers to ride him!
Not even worth watching as he’s clearly dejected after losing at the casino on top of losing on Boston and all his other shitty sport bets!
Maybe Chrissy can Martingale his next bet with the Denver Nuggets?
The line is perfect for him at - 415 to win the series.
The Bloat could pony up $20,750.00 to win $5,000.00.
If he still lived in Las Vegas, he could sit in the sports book with Vegas Dave. They could cheer for the Nuggets to win the championship,
The only difference between the two, is that Vegas Dave makes a boatload of money off his degen gamblers and he buys expensive handbags
while Chrissy buys fake Rolex watches.
One MLB winning ticket on a big favorite. He bet $681.00 to win $250.00. Big time sports bettor.
Of course he shows his only winning ticket after the game was over.
Not posting his fake stack of bills on here, that he showed along with some Rivers Casino chips.
He is very boring these days.
Claims he turned 10K into 22K here…
But just days earlier when he Lost on the Celtics he said he was taking 50K (20K in cash and 30K in sports bets) to the casino to make More money?
So either he Lost this little money shown above and made 12K back yesterday… Complete Lie!
Or he just bought in with his last 22-25K took his pictures and then cashed out like a Pussy with little or No play time!
Why aren’t those 30K worth of betting slips being shown??? Could they be faker than Kyle’s teeth and marriage?
Better question, why isn’t Kyle holding his promised Monthly Masturbator Mind meetings instead of doing his One trick magic show? Have all the Cum Bum Chums revolted and he’s spinning his tires again?
referencing PB's and BWB's posts above, lmao at showing one winning bet slip, where are the other 8 losing tickets.... and them eyes look like they have been doing an awfully lot of crying and he looks so fucking stressed!! note that the bet slip says May 31st and he didn't post the video till today... he must of been at the table pit games an awfully long time... you know cause idiots stay at the casino too long....
snapshot of them stressed , blood shot and crying eyes.....
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cs81l...RlODBiNWFlZA==
Last edited by 1dollarboxcar; 06-01-2023 at 12:07 PM.
Very good point, he used to do those lame videos from the temporary rental/air BnB that had cable included where he would watch the tail end of a game that he had a winning bet on.Miss Fussy: I wonder if he initially filmed with the other tickets then every time a team had lost or was about to lose he would re film minus the loosing tickets until there was only one left haha
Just to make it look like he was able to play online and win on sports games simultaneously lol! Funny how he dropped that quick after losing his ass on Georgia vs Ohio State, The Paul/Fury fight and the last two Boston Game 7 losses! Hahahahaha, he’s so desperate he started doing that scam again!
“Hurr hurr I’m the number 1 sports bettor… except when I show a betting slip before the game starts and Lose every time! So now like a pussy I wait until the game is almost over to show a betting slip?!?!”
#ThrowbackThursday
1 thing for sure is the Mitchell Brothers were both blessed with the midget gene
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Aaaand Chrissy posts a claim he had to grow mentally in 30 minutes to win 12k.
As a midget both mentally and physically this is almost as believable as him doubling his stake in 30 minutes
Sounds like he's foresaked the golden rule of dont be greedy.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Guess it’s better than him growing Chia hair during the “Biggest…BIGGEST win of his Baccarat Career…check this out…”Originally Posted by zealanddonk
The Queen of Baccarat earned that Crown that night! Speaking of Earning…
Former Super Duper Elite Cum Bum Chum Kevin Blumpkin graduated College! He gets much love from the Process Trusting, Zero to Million Challenge Quitting, former protege Uncle Zachy!
Wonder if Chrissy thinks he got scammed into Earning his BA degree? Perhaps Little Kyle can show him how he could have got a better education at The Mitchell Minute Man Masturbator Institute???
Here’s the brochure!
best card counting system i've ever seen, looks super easy too, it must be 100% full proof....
Hahahahaha, Chrissy goes full retard with this angry midget rant. Must’ve been one of the Chums asking for their Guaranteed Money Back refund after losing AGAIN on Boston!
Or them asking where their Promised Free Monthly Masturbator Mind Meeting is after 2 months without one? Funny that Little Kyle had time to travel, go on a boat ride with Luc annnnnnnd sit in his rented condo’s pool but No time to keep his word to the Chums? All 2 of em!!
The only prt of chrissy's rant that is remotely true or relevant is the claim he's got a sore arse from losing sports betting yet again.Hahahahaha, Chrissy goes full retard with this angry midget rant. Must’ve been one of the Chums asking for their Guaranteed Money Back refund after losing AGAIN on Boston!
Or them asking where their Promised Free Monthly Masturbator Mind Meeting is after 2 months without one? Funny that Little Kyle had time to travel, go on a boat ride with Luc annnnnnnd sit in his rented condo’s pool but No time to keep his word to the Chums? All 2 of em!!
Tune in next week when he rambles about how taking free walks with the family is the best thing ever.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Two days ago he realized it's better to get some Cum Chums and had it priced at $750 (and we all know long timers are paying $500).
Today, greed and fear have gripped our talentless Martingale-believing dummy / Dart-thrower Sportsbetting "guru":
FFS, pick one price and keep it. Just seeing if a new sucker will pay $999/mo.
Somewhere on this thread, not too long ago, someone posted a picture of Chrissy's father, who is still alive.
The elder Mitchell is very short just like Chrissy. I'm assuming Chrissy's mom is also short, thus making it almost a certainty that Chrissy and Andrew would end up short as well. While there's some variance, height is one of the most predictable physical attributes for human offspring if all of the grandparents and parents are either tall or short.
Chrissy and Andrew probably both had a complex about their height, which is why both were obsessed with working out and steroids for awhile (and Chrissy still does them on and off).
Anyway, given how much Chrissy despises dear ole dad, I think it would be hilarious to post his picture more often on those Facebook/Instagram troll posts. I know it was happening for a bit, but then it stopped. I have to imagine it would infuriate Chrissy to keep seeing his dad up there.
Chrissy in Vegas. Get ready for the bragging video at game 1 tonight of LV Vs FLA.
And what gracious people then are. They do all met up again with Stacy’s abandoned daughter and took her with them.
Last edited by TheRivers; 06-03-2023 at 07:38 AM.
I mean seriously…it’s monkey see monkey do with this guy. He thinks it makes him look cool to be walking around the casino in a bathrobe? Why would he think this? It’s because he saw another “influencer” do it while gambling with Dana White at Red Rock. But wait…there’s a difference. Those “other guys” don’t have “strategies”. Christopher Mitchell does and the casinos stand no chance.
We get the annual probationary appearance of ULD!
Along with the Once a year Limo Ride that he begged Bellagio for! What happened to the rant about asking businesses for Free Stuff and being a Dead Broke Douche Bag for it? Guess Hypocrisy is one of the courses taught at The Mitchell Minute Man Masturbator University for Midgets or MMMMUM!
I’m generously cutting out the photo of Prune Face Stacy in a bathing suit, looking like a dried up old hag who’s been in the sun too long!
But in case folks like Mr. Horney are curious, here’s a police artist’s sketch…
No sign of limo driver James Vogel, which means the Cum Bum Chums were likely NOT invited to this meetup! However the presence of ULD would suggest he may be there early before his mid-week suite is ready and hiding in the men’s room wearing that bathrobe. Just like the Colt days when he’d start wearing a bath robe and end up wearing his Own Big Load all over the place!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 06-03-2023 at 09:13 AM.
Folks folks in honor of Pride Month and Kyle’s Coming Out in his Free Bathrobe for Dead Broke Douchebags…
I would like to share one of Chrissy’s first Paid advetorials from a few years ago!
Ya see not only did he get featured in Men’s Journal, Men’s Health and other magazines for men, he also made another Very prolific Website!
******Warning NSFW******
http://cocksuckersguide.com/starid-2227.html
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, here are those infamous Chaos Men photos when a clearly deflated and fresh off roids Chrissy dropped his pants for $200!
Featured on Cocksuckersguide.com , see Kyle in his debut Forbes 500 video Minute Man Big Load with a 2 minute clip of him “studying” how to make money, itching his balls for Cock Suckers everywhere!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 06-03-2023 at 09:07 AM.
Unlike his self-proclaimed #1 ranking as the best professional gambler in the world, cocksuckersguide only ranks Christopher Mitchell at #1,475 in the world at dropping his pants and jerking off on camera.
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