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    Don't wanna lose my Facebook account's ability to watch the BLOAT, so I won't post on his page, but:

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    "Was willing to do 'Whatever It Takes'. Didn't realize it doesn't work like that"

     
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    Just how many epiphanies does this clown have on a weekly basis? Sounds more like someone scrambling to try and score another quick cash grab by promoting FOMO. His sales tactics, or lack thereof, are so old school and transparent. You can see right through every one of them. If only his intellectually challenged followers could see the same thing. I guess the silver lining is that anyone who comments on his page are repeat and familiar names. He doesn’t appear to be swindling as many new members, if any at all. By the way, he proclaims he was profitable again last night. I call bullshit since no winning tickets were shared. We know when he wins and when he loses by his actions of posting winning tickets. In todays post, no tickets shared equals BIG LOSING night.

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      BedWetterBettor: Another ploy to dupe suckers like his “Aha moment” a month ago and his “Valuable Life changing strategy “ back in January! Or the “Game Changer” strategy 2 years ago which was… ‘Get One Win and Leave!’ Lol, April Hill & Sam M. are dumb enuf to pay!
      
      1dollarboxcar: yep :)
      
      zealanddonk: IF God is speaking to Chrissy at 3am, Chrissy is better off sleeping
      
      Forum Wars: Epiphanies, Aha moments and dreams telling him to become a sports tout...he really is "spe-cial"!
      
      JeffDime:

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    Are we just gonna gloss over this gem??

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    According to Little Kyle a “salary is a Drug offered by an employer…”

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    So then by proxy, Chrissy is/was a drug dealer by offering this position at $1000/week salary to someone? Or is it “Hurr hurr, it’s not the same cuz derpy derp, I’m the goat of Colt and you’re just a douchebag who can’t live my lifestyle and film it for me!”

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    Maybe he should have hired someone prior to this classic! 3 months down since the YT channel got axed! Month is almost up and No Free Masturbator mind meeting for the chums? Another Complete Lie from the Colt Dolt!

     
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      Tariq Reed: If you follow Christopher Mitchell around for a whole day, he CHARGES you $10,000 but if you follow him around for a whole week, he PAYS you $1,000. But still there are no takers either way...
      
      zealanddonk: Except, pretty sure my boss will actually pay my salary, whereas betting red-red-black-red-black-black-red-black-black isnt quite a sure thing
      
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      Pickleball: @ Tariq, great analogy. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by RMS9 View Post
    Just how many epiphanies does this clown have on a weekly basis? Sounds more like someone scrambling to try and score another quick cash grab by promoting FOMO. His sales tactics, or lack thereof, are so old school and transparent. You can see right through every one of them. If only his intellectually challenged followers could see the same thing. I guess the silver lining is that anyone who comments on his page are repeat and familiar names. He doesn’t appear to be swindling as many new members, if any at all. By the way, he proclaims he was profitable again last night. I call bullshit since no winning tickets were shared. We know when he wins and when he loses by his actions of posting winning tickets. In todays post, no tickets shared equals BIG LOSING night.

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    Remember the good old days about 18 months ago when he was flying home and came up with a new strategy that was some nonsense similar to his bounce strategy.
    Ramble ramble "this is gonna be great, gonna try it today".

    3 days later, never to be heard of again.

     
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      TheRivers: You mean the ever-famous…move one spot to the right on the roulette board after each win” strategy? That is one of my all-time favorites.
      
      BedWetterBettor: And who could forget the Street Bets and Lucky Inside Number bets that only the Elite who pay the Colt Dolt get for a one-time recurring lifetime fee???
      
      1dollarboxcar: i memba..... :)
      
      Forum Wars: Chrissy is a man child; there's no debate at this point
      
      RMS9: My favorite was asking for money from his donkeys to get the exact same individual numbers he plays in roulette. The exact same numbers, people!!!!
      
      JeffDime:
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
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    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    I guess our buddy Mikki is not a fan of the martingale. Maybe he and Chrissy can debate.


     
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      Mrhorney: WTF do these clowns know about marty.As the Donk from NZ famously stated YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR TRIGGERS thought everyone knows that #free bubs
      
      BedWetterBettor: 10 bucks sez this clip ends up on a future
      
      JeffDime: 256,000 isn’t as odd number btw Mikki.

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    Whoops 😬 forgot the shoutouts to NVB aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand SSS.

     
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      JeffDime: #FreeBubs

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    25k and 8 sports bets... what could go wrong......


    https://www.facebook.com/reel/3651372725092468/

     
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      Tariq Reed: Christopher Mitchell direct quote: "The winning percentage of the bets you place is completely irrelevant to making money." Also... "I have a system in place to guarantee profits"
      
      zealanddonk: Also: parlays are for suckers hurr hurr I'm putting $1000 on some parlays

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    Once again, he is holding up his fake stacks . Look how long the bills are. lol

    Money is tight for the Bloat after having three losing months in a row or more and wasteful spendling like Paris Hilton.

    The only thing is, Chrissy is not a Hilton and cannot ask for a few million from his trust account like Paris.

    Is that his famous pink, purple, and red hoodie Boss outfit that he wore to impress Luc?

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    I don't suppose Chrissy's mean, alcoholic father could lend him some cash when things are tight?

    Daddy could show him his belt buckle across his chicklets teeth though.

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    By the way, did Stacy leave Chrissy again? We haven't seen her in any pictures for several days.

    Hey Chrissy, if you read this, make sure you hurry up and film a Reel tomorrow on the Mitchell's daily
    Lakeshore walk.
    You remember? The one where you pretended that Stacy was right behind you while she was supposidley pushing Champers in his baby carriage?

    Did she bolt again? You can always take a quick trip back to Ohio and demand that she returns with Bubs.

    Besides there are at least three casinos on your way to Ohio, where so can lose some more money.

    Go have some fun and don't forget to show everyone your wedge salad and three desserts.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: someone is gonna find him on that Lake Shore daily walk..... :)
      
      BedWetterBettor: Why do the bills on the bottom look so Red? At first I thought it was a filter but perhaps he put them in the washing machine with those cheap hoodies and ironed the money again…lol? Fake money for a fake millionaire!

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    So he has almost completely given up never losing at roulette(after almost entirely giving up never losing at bac) to never losing at sports betting. Kewl.

    He mentions he studies. Would love to hear the specifics of what he is studying. haha.

     
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      RMS9: Imagine having a 99% winning strategy at baccy AND spinny and feeling the need to risk money on sports betting. What an genius decision.

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    "FOCUS made me rich"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    You ain't rich, bitch. And somebody knows...

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      TheRivers: How appropriate that he says that the departed chums moved on to the “next” get rich quick scheme. Way to categorize what you’re selling accurately Chris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantom Limb View Post
    "FOCUS made me rich"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    You ain't rich, bitch. And somebody knows...

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    Shout out to Phantom Limb for posting The Bloat's fake money picture.

    I am going to continue and post what he wrote.

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    A couple of comments based on his idiocy -

    Who do you think makes more money:
    A General Practitioner?
    Or.....
    A Brain Surgeon?
    The General Practitioner isn't a master at anything.
    The Brain Surgeon however, has a become a Master of just "ONE" thing:
    The Brain.


    Any specialist is going to make more money that a GP but the GP has to be able to diagnosis
    multiple illnesses and diseases.

    Wait a minute. You are constantly rambling at the mouth that everyone with a job is a Hebrew slave.
    Does this apply to the neurosurgeon or just the lowly paid a General Practioners?



    In the last three years, OVER 1,000 people have come and gone from my private Inner Circle.


    They jumped ship because your casino gambling and sports betting scams
    either bankrupted al them or seriously depleted their bank accounts.

    No one that ever got trapped into your hustle, or even made one dime.

    Every single day, I have people that try to get me to join their deal.....
    MLM
    Forex
    Crypto
    Stocks
    Real Estate


    So you lied once again about investing $45,000.00 with Luc Longmire less than one week ago.

    The Bloat is so ignorant, that he doesn't catch himself before posting his
    ridiculous scare tactics. In reality, he just shoots himself in the foot.

    How did your sports bets from yesterday turn out? You lost again? I thought so.

     
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      RMS9: Did we really just hear Chris indirectly compare himself with a brain surgeon?
      
      BedWetterBettor: He definitely lost his ass in Vegas Golden Knights losing in OT to Dallas! Hence the angry midget rant and likely another Chum quitting!
      
      Tariq Reed: If CM used his brain, he'd realize that playing baccarat, roulette, blackjack and sports betting makes HIM the "Jack of all Trades" General Practitioner, NOT the Specialist. And despite 1,000 chums, CM cannot name a single long-term success story.
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    The 🧠 surgeon 🧑*⚕️ wouldn’t get very rich 🤑 if he only had Folks with Chrissys pea 🫛 size brain as subjects

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    Bravo folks, you’ve nailed Chrissy again. However, here’s my input just for laughs!

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    You might say, we caught him red handed!

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      Pickleball: Excellent catch BWB! Most likely he bought those because they were the cheapest available at the moment. Just like the inner circle club, the printers of the fake bills keep raising their prices.
      
      Tariq Reed: Christopher Mitchell FOCUSed on dropping his pants for at least 10 years, but despite that level of dedication and becoming a MASTER(bator) at it, he didn't become a millionaire. So FOCUS by itself is clearly not the answer.
      
      1dollarboxcar: nice work as usual !! :))
      
      Miss Fussy: Haha, great stuff as always!
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    Chrissy “making money while watching the Cubbies at the casino.” Ummm…the Cubs are playing at home this afternoon. Shouldn’t you be at the game using your season tickets?? Oh wait…

     
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      BedWetterBettor: He hasn’t shown Chips from Rivers Casino in a while, wonder if he is finally banned from playing table games there? Any inside info on your Des Plaines location … Rivers? Lol!?!
      
      Miss Fussy: Or at least be home with his family seeing he's always saying he goes to the casino to put in his bets for the day then goes home to be with them
      
      Phantom Limb: It's my understanding that real sports betting pros don't even watch games mostly

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    40k on MLB today... he must of had a hella of day yesterday with his 25k and 8 sports bets and the 1k in parlays

    but here we are again... no proof by showing any winning bet slips... shout out to BWB for exposing the pinkish fake bills...

    these 4 bands look fake as hell too..... he forgot to initial the bands with his pink pen....


    https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cstng...RlODBiNWFlZA==

     
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      BedWetterBettor: He also bet the 200k on “his” window sill on One Hand of Baccy, that’s the God’s honest truth! They of course cheated and he had to use a pic from Pinterest as proof! But he swears on the Bible he won! Honest…folks!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    Chrissy “making money while watching the Cubbies at the casino.” Ummm…the Cubs are playing at home this afternoon. Shouldn’t you be at the game using your season tickets?? Oh wait…

    That guys face be like “Da Fuck is this midget moron doin? Wasn’t he in the men’s room giving handjobs for money?”

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      RMS9: Remember that time when he said being a professional gambler was anything but relaxing. Imagine that, another story changing to what’s convenient to sell his dwindling tug club members.
      
      Pickleball: I noticed that guy behind Chrissy too. He has a look like, are you kiddig me? Another LOUD dumbass making a video.

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    I'm actually surprised Gayest Of All Time never threw a public toddler tantrum crying making a video about losing his YouTube channel Name:  CMoron.jpg
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    Sent from my SM-A505W using Tapatalk

     
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      BedWetterBettor: He couldn’t because Adam Lyons would have booted him from the speaking engagement that week and nobody would book him again! And lol at Justin S. Aka BeatTheJerk posting on Chrissy’s IG page. Hahaha
      
      TheRivers: He’s already chasing his losses today after the heavily favored Cubs got beat.

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    While out picking up a birthday card tonight I found the perfect one for Chrissy to give to Stacy on her next Birthday.

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      BedWetterBettor: Hurr hurr I CHOSE to rent the card instead of paying 47 cents in tax like a dead broke douche bag!
      
      Pickleball: Perfect!
      
      1dollarboxcar: :)
      
      Tellafriend:

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    # Free Stacy and Bubs.

    Where is Stacy by the way? Either her black eye hasn't healed yet or she bolted back to Ohio.

    Since Chrissy reads PFA, we should be seeing a picture of mom and champers tomorrow. If they are still in Chicago?

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    Here’s my winning bet for the week, free of charge:

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      1dollarboxcar: nice work !! :)

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