Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Phantom Limb]

Will he be in Miami for game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals of the NHL? Or for the Heat?

Mighty strange for a world famous professional sports betting guru to be in the same city as two of the participants of the four major sports and not attend a playoff game.

Also, this early in the MLB season, aren't the sharps cleaning up on bad lines?

[1dollarboxcar]

Drew Mitchell goes off on some sort of obtuse tangent.... while having some sort of sniffles attack LOL .... the Mitchell's really lack any sort of smart genes and really

must of been last in line when they were handing out common sense.....

WTF did i just watch ???!!!!!

[1dollarboxcar]

yeah so that Lucas Longmire was/is putting on some sort of forex boot camp in Miami at the Fountainblue

a couple of snapshots from his instagram stories that will expire soon ....

that damn conference room looks like some sort of dungeon where they might do some sort of weird rituals or

something..... but then again it truly is a cult....

edit , forgot to link his instagram https://instagram.com/longmoneyluc?i...RlODBiNWFlZA==

[Pickleball]

Luc loves the term mindset frequently. (Not in this IG link).

Some of Luc’s chums being interviewed after the scam session from his Cano San Lucas scancation.

I can incision The Bloat trying to drum up some business (new chums) from Luc’s robotic chums.

“It’s all about the relationships”.

Shout out to 1dollarboxcar for finding this jewel.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrN7F...RlODBiNWFlZA==

[RMS9]

Today’s fun fact for a little laugh. Chrissy continues to read this page daily as he’s now hiding his man tits and hard nips from all shirtless pics. Don’t worry, Chris, we can still see that fat, bowling ball head sitting atop your shoulders. Yes, I said sitting atop your shoulders. Because you have zero neck. Fat head sitting on fat shoulders which rests on your man tits. You’re quite the physical speciman and living proof that if you eat 3 desserts nightly, even the average joe (YOU) can achieve morbid obesity in six short months. CONGRATS! You were finally successful at something in life.

[Pickleball]

I just noticed that Stacy doesn’t have a diamond ring on the fourth finger of her left hand.

Actually she doesn’t have a diamond ring on any of her fingers.

What she does have, appears to be a bronze wedding band.

Bronze rings can leave a green tint your finger.

This generous gift from The Bloat, must have been purchased when he

was a dead broke Uber driver or when he just disappeared?

Now that Chrissy is a millionaire, how come Stacy

still doesn’t have at least a two carat diamond ring?

You know like the bling bling fake diamonds

on his fake Rolex watches.

Shame on you Chrissy! Even Luc Longmire's wife has a diamond ring.

If you are really strapped for cash now,

you could buy Stacy a cubic zirconia simulated diamond ring.

Your chums would never know the difference.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hard to tell who’s uglier? Luc “Botox Head” Longmire Or Chrissy “Polygrip” Prescott??





And funny he only shows his small living room area of his Balcony room? You’d think a millionaire would be able to afford the top level penthouse suite?



Then again, he sent these to Penthouse Flamer Edition and was told “Sorry little fella, you’re too short for this spread! Try Colt studios, they take balding, pudgy, midgets with baby dicks!




#ColtLifeBabyDick

[1dollarboxcar]

Christopher Jr. aka Bubs:" I wanted to listen to this video while tidying up in case he said something about Chris, but I gave up after I kept losing focus because he's just so dreadfully boring. Why does he think anybody wants to listen to him ramble through random anecdotes? "



the story he tells of going to jail 3 times for beating up the same guy that was screwing his girlfriend was somewhat interesting..... i was more amazed at the incoherent

tangents he went off on ... he was definitely high ( BIG TIME ) on whatever he snorted through his nose..... that damn snorting through the whole video though....!!!

[zealanddonk]

So to cinfirm, Chrissy is still wanking on that Miami is a tropical paradise, and there are no casinos anywhere near him so no gambling for a week?

https://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/exper...piha-in-top-50

Fairly sure Chrissy would have told us if he'd ever been to Hawaii.

[Pickleball]

Where have I heard a similar pitch and heard it 1000s of times?



Someone needs to lock up these scam artists and throw away the key.

[TheRivers]

I’m absolutely convinced that Chrissy truly doesn’t have any sense of time. He has admitted that several times. In a short video today he says that they have been at the hotel in Miami for a week now when in fact they’ve only been there since Wednesday, which is three nights. Bizarre.

Sounds like he is going to invest with Longmire. We’ll see how that works out. A guy who should be in prison investing with someone who has been.

[Pickleball]

I’m absolutely convinced that Chrissy truly doesn’t have any sense of time. He has admitted that several times. In a short video today he says that they have been at the hotel in Miami for a week now when in fact they’ve only been there since Wednesday, which is three nights. Bizarre.

Sounds like he is going to invest with Longmire. We’ll see how that works out. A guy who should be in prison investing with someone who has been.

Shout out to TheRivers for posting the latest antics of Chrissy.

I wanted to add some of my thoughts regarding Chirssy's Liefest, that are too long for the rep.

I think that he knows tvery well that he has stayed at the hotel for three nights and not a week as he stated twice in his video.

As usual he has to lie because in his head, it sounds more impressive staying at the hotel for a week.

I am surprised that he hasn't taken pictures of himself inside the coffin conference room the past two days.

Speaking of pictures, where are the pictures of his 5 star dinners every night and room service too?

Tomorrow he is going on Longmire's Elite package yacht cruise.

He claims he will be investing 45K into the Forex scam. He didn't mention Forex but we know that is what it is.

Does Chrissy really have 45K that he can afford to dump into another person's scam? I doubt it.

Bubs is wearing Stacy's sunglasses even though Chrissy told him to go get his sunglasses.

If they were Bub's sunglasses, don't you think that Stacy would have picked out a children's pair?

Chrissy probably told Stacy to give him one of her old pair of sunglasses

as he didn't want to fork out $50.00 in the gift shop for a pair.

[BedWetterBettor]

Boy, this Longmire fuckwad is insufferable. At least Stewman has style and charisma. Even Adam Lyons has the British charm. But this dickhead comes off as straight trash!




He says “Right” like Chrissy says Folks…Right?!?

If you took a shot for every nervous ‘right’ that comes out of his mouth, you’d be dead in 5 minutes… right?



Here’s a pic from his Booty boat tour from last year, maybe he’d like to see Photos and videos from Kyle’s booty boat bash? Oh wait they’re deleted! Good thing I saved a montage of Chrissy’s fantasy trip!



Wonder if Chrissy will do his “Pony” dance for Luc? I heard old Ginwuine was looking for a party to Crash…

[TheRivers]

Chrissy now bragging about being at the Miami hotel based on all the Lambs and Rolls Royces that are in the parking lot. You know…all those cars that he’d most certainly buy if they only had some cup holders.

[Mrhorney]

“British charm” Thanks 🙏 Mr BWB I assume you are talking about me in that statement 😃

I am desperately trying to follow all the goings on in the thread 🧵 but these pesky scammers you Folks 🇺🇸 have to endure is like a permanent game of whack a mole.

Shoutout to non verbal bubs in his new sunglasses 😎 not forgetting SSS of course.
#free bubs

[Pickleball]

As usual, Chrissy was walking around where he shouldn't have been.

Slithering like the snake that he is and creeping everyone out who sees him.

The only people that should be walking around in the valet parking area, are the parking attendants.

I am going to give Chrissy a break because maybe, just maybe, he got confused and thought

that was the parking area for the 18 wheelers and truckers.

Open wide and say aahhhhh.

[Mrhorney]

Chrissy Bollocks in a truckers yard?????

Taking the Sherlock Holmes perspective “when you have eliminated every possibility, whatever remains , however improbable 🤨 MUST are the truth.

I have applied this thesis on why Chrissy lad would be lurking 👀 around a truckers yard aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand after applying the above formula seems to me that he wants to fill the mouths of fellow homosexual truckers with his ejaculate for a healthy fee for him do degen away on slots 🎰

Shoutout to Chrissy Bollocks never ending supply of his semen 💦 to offload into willing truckers mouths.

Still #free bubs

[Kyle Prescott]

Hilarious to see the bastard Andrew "Drew" Mitchell's has the extreme sniffles coke nose to while giving a nonsensical ranting in a parked car just like his midget little older half brother Christopher always has a case of the extreme sniffles to

This is what the gaytard Chrissy was up to this time last year 2022 lol oh how much he's progressed over the last yr..not

[Pickleball]

As usual, another lie from Chrissy.

He simply will lie about the most inconsequential things.

He doesn't know how to tell the truth.

Earlier today, Chrissy asked Champers to go get his sun glasses from Stacy.

That seemed like a reasonable thing to do given the intense glare of the morning sun.

So Bubs comes back wearing Stacy's sunglasses.

Mr. Millionaire could not be bothered to actually buy his son a pair of sunglasses that would fit him.

The thought of spending $50.00 on a pair in the gift shop, must have given Chrissy heart palpitations.



Look how the left temple (arm) on the pair of sunglasses that Bub's is wearing,

doesn't come close to fitting his toddler face and head.

Don't forget that whatever Bubs wants, Bubs gets.

[Kyle Prescott]

#FreeBubs

Remember when these non vaxed negleftfull ignorant muppets Stacy & Christopher were in Chrissys own words the only 2 people roaming the entire Las Vegas strip while during Covid & midget Colt Dolt was vlogging in the blistering deadly heat with Junior strapped to Stacy chest and the sun was beaming down scorching shining right into NVB/NWB head, face & eyes coming close to having killed him bringing him out into that extreme heat!! Meanwhile the 2 retarded dumbasses were covered up with Hats & Sunglasses smfh

They got torn to shreds by Mumbles YTSE, PFA, Double Jackpot for that ignorant stupidity but once again BLOAT shows he won't spend a penny on his own child, not even for health & safety reasons he could care less he proves over & over & over again all he cares about is himself!

Christopher Mitchell's is the ultimate pos scumbag father! I'm starting to believe his Dad Paul Mitchell wasn't all that bad, Gaylord Chrissy is the poster child for being a shitty Dad & parent!!!