Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Pickleball]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand Chrissy manages to fuck things up yet again.

Claims he rinsed off $5k on sports betting but thats ok because hes off to play Spinny and Baaacky (which he previously said he had given up).

Minor problem, what about those poor chums who get all of his winning sports tips as part of chum club membership?

Other problem, Chrissy is back to moaning because the results are completely out of his control.
Isnt that also the case with Spinny or Baccky?

What he can control is how many donk bets he places, and how many lies he tells (well, maybe he cant control that).

In my opinion, The Bloat had to disclose his $5,000.00+ sports betting loss today.

Someone found out the dollar amount and was going to disclose it on their social media platform.

Chrissy had to beat the person to the punch and fess up before the news got out.

It could have been an employee of the sports book that took his money and issued the tickets.

It would not surprise me that an employee of a casino would be itching to expose him

for the way he most likely was treated by him.

Perhaps running his mouth to the staff about his millionaire status or how suxessful he is?

I know that if I worked at a sports book and had to listen to that BS and be talked down to,

I would welcome the opportunity to let the cat out of the bag.

He never fesses up to the dollar amount of his losses, unless he showed his tickets

before the game was played.

How many days has he lost and never disclosed how he did the day before?

A couple of months worth is the answer.

Only a gambling degenrate (Chrissy) has to get his losses back immediately.

Can you imagine his neurosis after losing his sports bets and having to run out of the apartment

and hit the crowded highways to get it all back and then some?

That shows desperation and him begging to lose more money.

He must have lost alot of money on his gaycation.

Notice how he quit referring to is as a paycation and called it a two week vacation on the ride home?

Notice how he always gets his comped meal after a losing session?

It is comical with his wedged salad etc. lol

There are quite a few assumptions in my post but that's my gut feeling.

[zealanddonk]

The other hilarious part of this 5k loss that was probably more is from the tickets he showed, it was triple digit bets.
He likely bet a lot of games, lost all of them [what are the odds of that since we know hes a muppet] and cant even say "Well, hurr hurr two of my twenty games won, so its not a complete fiasco, hurr hurr".

That and as we know, he previously didnt care about wins or losses, rather profit, and we know he hit a solid L today from his own words.



Disclaimer: This might be one of those amazing scripts he wrote months ago to trick the haters, hurr hurr!

[1dollarboxcar]

and what happened to that so called " AH HA " moment he had so not long ago...??

that small change he did with his sports betting was gonna change everything !!

what a dead beat broke douche bag DEGENERATE.... lmao lmbo

memba this.... i memba....

[zealanddonk]

and what happened to that so called " AH HA " moment he had so not long ago...??

that small change he did with his sports betting was gonna change everything !!

what a dead beat broke douche bag DEGENERATE.... lmao lmbo

memba this.... i memba....

Just as good, 14 hours ago he was bragging that all he does is win.


Chrissy is running his own FB version of Reddit's "aged like milk"

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

Holy fuck, how horrible of a night must he have had to lose 5 grand now that he mitigates risk by spreading his bets up into 25 smaller bets?

I'm still in love with the forced humiliation whenever he loses big on sportsbetting. I have a feeling CM doesn't though. I feel like he'll give up on sportsbetting soon so that he can go back to portraying himself as a winner, because nobody can hold him accountable when he loses in bac/roulette.

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy on Saturday Morning…



And a Few Moments Laterrrrr…




Yup Kyle NEVER gets emotional after a Loss…

Exhibit A



Exhibit B



Exhibit C

[Pickleball]

The Bloat’s latest post.

He is attempting to notify the viewers that

materialistic items don’t make him happy.

That his once steroid laced body no longer makes him happy.

That mansions don’t make him happy.

That expensive cars don’t make him happy.

The road to his happiness consists of -

1. Investing his money.

He doesn’t have enough money to invest. He is frantically trying to hang on
to what little he has left.

2. Paying for vacations for his family.

He rented a car and bought gasoline, junk food snacks while filing up, and
most likely paying a casino rate for his hotel rooms.

3. Donating his money to the poor.

Here we go again with his fake charity.

Soon he will post the same bogus Kings Ransom

Charity information, in hopes of snagging some

money using the guilt strategy and a kickback

from the questionable organization.

[RMS9]

Bloat: “Money won’t make you happy.”
Also Bloat: “Look at me and how rich I am, folks. Follow and pay me if you want the same lifestyle.”
Bloat: “Expensive cars won’t make you happy.”
Also Bloat: “Look at me standing next to this rented lambo. I don’t like this one because it doesn’t have cup holders, but I’m thinking about buying a Lambo Urus because I’ve wanted once since I was 5 years old.”
Bloat: “Mansions won’t make you happy.”
Also Bloat: “I’m now living my dream of being rich and living in a high-rise mansion. I’ve always had this dream and told my mom when I was 2 that I would be rich and live in a high-rise mansion some day.”

How can one person contradict himself with each and every fake story he tells? Impressive.

[Phantom Limb]

It's almost 1pm central time (Chicago time) on Mother's Day.

What time will he drop the Sainted Mother post?

Given that it's aimed at new suckers and he basically is only reaching his core dummies (and us) on FB, will he even bother?

[zealanddonk]

If only poor Chrissy learnt his unhappiness comes from all of his lying and scamming, not renting lambos and trying to claim he owned them.

How long before Chrissy claims sports betting gives him a sore arse again?

[BedWetterBettor]

Looks like Zachy the Lackey has become enamored with another Ex-Con Scammer!



Somebody better warn Old Champion that his new idol isn’t quite on the up and up. And he’s been Processed into the criminal record system quite a few times, so he may not wanna trust That Process!

https://wtop.com/anne-arundel-county...ier-road-rage/

Here’s Zach’s number, which he will respond to IF you ask him about joining his life insurance team first!

(479) 340-4958



Holla at cha Apex Boooooooi!



Or should I say Ala at cha boooooi???



Still wanna trust Travis’ thinking Process and “Do Life” with him Zach? #TrustingTheLegalProcess

[Pickleball]

Chrissy better think twice about either losing some weight or seeing a cosmetic surgeon and gettting a breast reduction.

[1dollarboxcar]

yessss Krissy the GayLord Sissy, you gave quite the sales pitch yesterday admitting you lost 5k in sports bets...

sign me right up.... or better yet , at least let Serpenstar back in your cum club for free... he really loves you..!!

[zealanddonk]

New post from Chrissy

"As a real mother's day treat I made Stace rub ointment on Bubs for his diaper rash, and then hemmoroid cream on my sore arse for the lost $5k in sports betting yesterday. Hurr hurr!"

[Tariq Reed]

It's no surprise, but in the 12 days SINCE Christopher Mitchell told us that Social Media was toxic and that he was going to do a lot less social media and spend more time with his family instead, he has posted 19 times on Facebook.

In the 12 days PRIOR to saying that Social Media is toxic, Christopher Mitchell posted 21 times.

So essentially no change whatsoever in his social media posting frequency.

As our favorite height challenged conman would say.... "Complete Lie!"

[zealanddonk]

It's no surprise, but in the 12 days SINCE Christopher Mitchell told us that Social Media was toxic and that he was going to do a lot less social media and spend more time with his family instead, he has posted 19 times on Facebook.

In the 12 days PRIOR to saying that Social Media is toxic, Christopher Mitchell posted 21 times.

So essentially no change whatsoever in his social media posting frequency.

As our favorite height challenged conman would say.... "Complete Lie!"

Out of rep: more time with the family seemed to translate to running off to the casino to play spinny and baccky.

[Phantom Limb]

No Sainted Mother post and no shout out to Skank who is raising the demon seed.

No love for the Hag from the Fat Fag.

[Forum Wars]

Seems like inflation is back to 50%. Month over month.

Mom would be proud.

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

Is anyone familiar with the You Tube Channel Fun Falls?

This channel has 54.4K subscribers and only 7 videos.

What's up with that?

Anyway the last video made eleven days ago is titled, Christopher Mitchell bets it all on the Bruins.

We have seen the footage but it is still funny and salt in the wound for The Bloat.

Yeah, that's my channel. Why it has 54.4k subs (used to have a lot more too) is because it used to be a compilation channel for kids that I ran as a side-gig until Youtube cracked down on them a few years ago, so all the subscribers are little kids. I basically just took funny GIFs from reddit and made them into compilations, I had videos with upwards 16 million views. Then Youtube demonetized me for "reused content", so I tried uploading some original videos (they're terrible, I just wanted to get approved so that I could monetize my viral compilations) and reapplied for partnership, got declined again for reused content. Then I tried deleting all videos that weren't 100% original, and they declined it again for reused content, despite not having any reused content on my channel, so I gave up trying to make money on Youtube.

If I think of any more funny CM videos to make I'll upload them there though

[Pickleball]

I posted this on Instagram and The Bloat blocked me in under one hour.




I guess he didn’t want Stacy seeing the post

and reconfirming what a horse’s assbher gay husband is.