all the April Fools Day Elite Cum Chums must of went BUSTO and bounced....
how did we know a new offer would be made ?? cause even the dumbest of idiots can go BUSTO when you follow him bet for bet.... class dismissed for the month of April....
all the April Fools Day Elite Cum Chums must of went BUSTO and bounced....
how did we know a new offer would be made ?? cause even the dumbest of idiots can go BUSTO when you follow him bet for bet.... class dismissed for the month of April....
Surprised he didnt say "Actually, it'd help if you were an idiot, you'll fit right in".
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
What's this? Chrissy is showing a picture with $20.00 bills and even ones?
That must be a humbling experience for The Bloat.
Strike that as he would never allow himself to be humble.
It must kill him to have to post a picture of a bill smaller than $100.00.
Think about it. Chrissy and Stacy (maybe Stacy),
spent the entire day trying to figure out a new ploy to get himself out of this mess.
Deep down Stacy knows her husband is down for the count.
She also knows that he will not be able to stay away from the bacarrat and roulette tables.
That must be a really old picture as not one of the 100 dollar bills has the blue ribbon running down the center.
Jesus F’n Christ, how low can Chrissy go? Begging for $50. Not sure even we thought he could sink to this. What’s next? A 900 number and $2 Tuesday?
17 people sent likes or love on Chrissy's lastest FB post.
There were zero comments since the post was created two hours ago.
Two of the likes were from Chrissy and Stacy.
Mr. Foster gave a like too.
I wonder if Chrissy stole Mr. Foster's FB password and hit the like himself?
What happened to Bird Brain and April Hill?
Last edited by Pickleball; 04-23-2023 at 02:46 PM.
Stacy has to hit that Like button or he gets another Shiner like this!Originally Posted by Pickleball
17 people sent likes or love on Chrissy's lastest FB post.
There were zero comments since the post was created two hours ago.
Two of the likes were from Chrissy and Stacy. Plus papa foster gave it a "like" too.
I wonder if Chrissy stole Mr. Foster's FB password and hit the like himself?
Ugggh, where are those liquor store shades now? She might have to get a face transplant to remove those crow’s feet!
Chrissy probably took his anger out on Stacy after the last few chums asked for their money back! Someone pay for self defense classes for old Stacykins!
The Bloat is seriously demented.
He gives zero thought into what he posts.
"So easy, even the dumbest of idiots can make money with me."
After writing that, who does he expect will sign up with him?
The dumbest of idiots probably have no clue what Facebook is.
The dumbest of idiots probably cannot afford a computer or smart phone.
The dumbest of idiots have never heard of a sports book or bet.
People with half a brain will read what he wrote and laugh in his face.
He really loves insulting the people who pay his rent and pay for his lard ass desserts.
This time he will not be able to pull the rabbit out of his hat.
So, if you have $600, what do you do?
Give Chrissy $500 for a whole month, and then bet the remaining $100?
OR give Chrissy $50, and gamble the $550?
Yeah yeah, if you had $600, you'd give absolutely $0 to Chrissy, just REBUKE SATAN and go to the bacccky table yourself.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
What about paying a fee to a professional SATAN 👿 REBUKER such as er 😐 Chrissy say 100 bucks Mr Donk 🙄
Then you could still go to the tables with your remaining 500 bucks safe in the knowledge that the critter has been well and truly rebuked and the rest as they say is easy, you use ☝️ of the 127 different -99% winning strategies (trademark Kyle Prescott) to turn your 500 bucks into millions.
Sorted ✔️
Shoutout to non verbal Bubs aaaaaaaand Stockholm Syndrome Stacy.
The good news I was referring to yesterday is that I established contact with a person that I know is in the group a few days ago (I still don't really want to name her at this time in case CM reads the forums and attempts to convince her that I'm a "jealous douchebag hater"). She says both David Pruett & Chris Bird has left the group. David Pruett left recently, Chris Bird actually left several months ago. Herself and one more person (both of whom were at the last mastermind) are planning on leaving too. Back when the group was cheaper and there were more people, he wouldn't really care when people left, he'd occasionally insult them to the ones who stayed. Nowadays, he begs people to reconsider leaving. Most people who've left recently actually did so on good terms with Christopher though, and do not seem to consider him a scammer. CM claimed after his last mastermind that the reason there were so few people compared to past masterminds is because they're "more exclusive now", which is bullshit, the group is just a lot smaller now, that's why there were less people. If more people actually wanted to come, they could've.
Any requests on what I should ask her? To be clear, I'm not trying to go down the path of explaining the math & get her off of gambling all together, that shit never works with these people. Also, @infuri8, are you still in the group? If so, could you give me the first letter of your real name? And are you planning on leaving too?
The combination of his group evaporating, him moving on to sportsbetting & is now chasing his losses with massive amounts of bets (she claims he's listing 15-20ish bets per day every day), leads me to believe that the beginning of his downfall is upon us. There is no way he can sustain both his crippling gambling addiction + support his wife & son for much longer at this rate, unless something radically changes.
Ok guys with legit burner Facebook accounts…..light him up! He’s on tilt and ready to crash and burn!
“ I live a very comfortable lifestyle, but only because I'm always doing things that make me uncomfortable.��
Let that sink in for a minute.....
Today, I will be increasing the size of my sports bets to a new ALL TIME HIGH.⚾️����
I'm constantly stretching myself in order to reach new milestones that I haven't achieved yet.��
This would terrify most people, which is exactly why they will never do this.✅️
YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW.....
If you want to reap more MONEY, then you have to sow more MONEY.����
If you want to make SIX FIGURES a year betting on sports, I'm the guy to get you there.��
Send me a message and let's change the course of the rest of your life.��
Goat Life Baby.”
Of course none of the Fanboys and girls will ask why a “Millionaire” needs to step up his bets to get more money.
@The Boz According to her, Pruett seems to be just as much of a lost cause, and is actually planning on rejoining. Pruett absolutely does not think CM is a scammer, and is still gambling using his strategies while being outside of the group.
The old group of $999 including baccarat, roulette, blackjack and sports betting doesn't exist anymore.TheRivers: Rejoin what exactly? Is the group meant to continue at $999 even though you’re only talking sports new…which he has separately said you can get his picks for $500).
The new group is $500 and is sports betting only.
Several members of his group have confirmed this with me.
** Christopher Mitchell gave out 13 different sports bets to his group today.
Last edited by Tariq Reed; 04-24-2023 at 08:29 AM.
@Tariq - Did any of these members inform you that they are renewing their memberships at $500.00 per month?
His website still shows $999.00. I guess he is hoping for a miracle and someone signs up at that price. He would never refund the difference.
“Tariq Reed: He doesn't allow comments except from people who are friends with him on FB. Otherwise I'd be lighting him up every day”
In this case he is saying send him a message. Not sure if he can accept private messages from non friends but it would be worth a chance to see what his plan is. Seems like he has to if he wants to attract new suckers, but as we know he isn’t exactly smart or a good businessman.
A few of my comments from his grasping at straws post on FB this morning.
1. Let this sink in a minute. - Yeah it sunk in alright. You are going down for the count.
2. You cannot possibly increase the size of your bets.
You haven't had a winning day since March 5th when you claimed you went undefeated.
You barely have enough money left to pay your rent and car payment coming up next week.
3. You keep mentioning that you continue to stretch yourself.
I do not think that Colt Productions will hire you again.
Stretching your stomach is not the criteria they are looking for
in a gay male porn actor.
Shit Rep fail!
He does the let that sink in thing to excuse the obvious. “I’m rich, I’m a millionaire I don’t need your money… so pay me $999 a month so I can help you become rich like me folks!” Then when you counter, “u really wanna help? Give advice for FREE or for an affordable of $5 /month?”
He goes full retard and says “Hurr hurr nothing good in life is free, if you want something value You gotta pay for it like I did derrrp!” Or the classic “Rich people have to pay for their groceries, car(s) & house(s) like anyone else! They’re not exempt from it, so I need your money for that instead of just using my imaginary millions saved!!”
It’s like a casting director saying “I’m not having sex with you starlets because I enjoy it! I’m doing it to make YOU better at the job see, I get no satisfaction from it, but somebody’s gotta do it!?!” Followed quickly and enthusiastically with “Drop your pants and bend over Kyle! Oooh yeah, spread those cheeks Chrissy… I mean Kyle!”
So the new scam with Chrissy is pretty much the old scam. Lie about no longer doing something and charge for something that your suckers were already paying for and never wanted in the first place!
YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE IN CONTACT WITH THE ELITE CUM CHUMS MEMBERS NEED TO ASK THEM TO TAKE SCREEN SHOTS OF THESE GROUP MESSAGES.....
SCREEN SGOT THE DAILY SPORTS PICKS..... SCREEN RECORD ANY VIDEO MESSAGES HE SENDS OUT TO THE GROUP.... SCREEN RECORD ANY VIDEO THEY CAN......
HAVE THEM SEND THIS STUFF TO YOU........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tariq Reed: As long as the chums think that these sports picks have value (since they're paying $499 for them) they have no reason to share them for free. Unless and until they think they're getting scammed (they don't), they won't screenshot or record anything.
IN THAT CASE, HAVE THEM SEND THE SCREENSJOTS AND OR VIDEO SCREEN RECORDINGS THE NEXT DAY, AFTER THAT ROUND OF SPORTS PICKS ARE OVER AND FINALIZED.... USE YOUR IMAGINATION......
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