When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Dumb dumb makes a video of himself sitting in traffic begging for people to pay him and join the elite chums club. He definitely lost those sports bets he claimed were 60K and 20K. Probably bets of 6K and 2K.
And he slipped up again showing the Chevy Tahoe is red like this one leased last month at Currie motors!
He even screwed up and showed his inspection sticker set to expire next year. In Illinois you have to get the inspection renewed every Two years, so that sticker was put on last year by the dealership!
The GOAT (Gayest Of All Time) once had a website www.saynotosteroids.com back in the day, you can't make this shit up people lol I don't think the lying Roid Gay Midget is even possible of telling the truth ever
Thanks to Kyle Prescott for finding the JustSayNoToSteroids website!
This is Christopher Mitchell in his own words stating that he has never and will never (NEVER!) use steroids.
Seems also that steroids are a part of why CM and his brother "Andy" aren't super close since they had loud yelling confrontations over them.
All this steroid talk reminded me of Chris Benoit:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_...er_and_suicide
"It was later alleged that Daniel had fragile X syndrome and that this was the cause of domestic problems in the Benoit family.[14] It was also suggested that needle marks on Daniel's arms were the result of growth hormones given to him because Benoit and his family considered him undersized due to fragile X."
Run NVB, run!
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Chrissy is always shitting on & taking cheap shots at his brother Andrew "Drew" Mitchell, I would love to know Drews true thoughts about Chrissy 🥸 he does like & comment on Chrissys stupid FB shenanigans but youd think he has to know Chrissy is a scamming degenerate lying loser...
Money pile looking VERY minuscule today, makes sense as the Lease payment for the Tahoe goes out today and the BOL affiliate money doesn’t hit until tomorrow!
Not even 2 grand in cash for the Bloat? Chrissy better whip out the prop money again!
However , last time he whipped something out it lasted less than a minute… man!?!
Did God speak to you here Kyle? Were you talking to the man upstairs when you asked “You ready? You READY?!?!? Hahhh?!?!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 04-13-2023 at 08:17 AM.
Phantom Limb: His engagement is as tiny as his pecker now
Even Stacy doesn’t give out her number to the she male rubes in the elite suckers group!
He must have read this and posted his ONE winning ticket! He bet on the heavily favored Tampa team against the Red Sox at some insanely bad odds around -230(Lol)
RMS9: Not one of those tickets is valid. He hides the dates because he’s repurposing old tickets day in, day out. He placed ZERO new sports bets because he’s limited on funds.
But one thing I noticed on his earlier post with less than 2K in cash spread over the other tickets is he bet the Under in another bet slip! Under 9 runs in fact! Being that neither game played already had that, he likely LOST on that bet or will lose today should he be a man and not a little pussy and show all the tickets in full!
And once again, The Bloat chastises James Hermanson, of the few who is allowed to comment on his FB page. Well probably not again, as he politely challenged Chrissy with a logic question and will get blocked for it.
Hey Chrissy, if you read this, you just keep betting the teams that are prohibitive favorites and see how that works out for you by the All Star break. LOSER!
Folks, Chrissy is going to lose his ass betting baseball. People say you "can't win" at baseball. Not true. But Chrissy definitely can't, just laying money on all these huge favorites.
My suggestion to Chrissy is to start buying picks again. It's the only way he has a shot.
Great catch with that under ticket! Surprised Chrissy bet an under at all!
Agree with Druff, that The Bloat's only hope for eeking out a winning season, would be to buy his picks from a reputable handicapping service.
The Bloat just might suffer a loss tonight if he bets on the Boston Bruins at -300. Bovada one of the worst books there is for gouging their customers, have the Bruins favored at -330.
If the sports books didn't think that The Canadians had a chance to win the game, they would simply take the "game off the board".
Tonight's game means nothing for the Bruins, other than expanding their record season for most wins. They already have broken the record as it stands now.
The Bruins starters will be sitting on the bench tonight. They can still win the game but I would not wager $300 to win $100.00 even if they brought back the Great One, Wayne Douglas Gretzky!
Of course, The Bloat will probably bet the Bruins on the Money Line @ -300.
Last edited by Pickleball; 04-13-2023 at 02:57 PM.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
He probably meant BOB told him to be a Baccy player! God just compelled him to pick Banker over Player. When he lost 9 in a row with Rick Lee in Biloxi, it was that pesky Satan whom he forgot to rebuke with Reverend Rick that day!TheRivers: Didn’t he say that God told him to become a good Baccarat player
Speaking of Reverends, the new patchy bearded, disheveled lookin Rev. Zachery Jim Jones is now recruiting for his life insurance pyramid schemes!
He’s even turned old Kevin Blumpkin from a snaggle-toothed doofus to lookin like a Super Troopers reject!
Meow long until Brandon & Pene join the new Elite Insurance Chums of American Life Insurance?
So Chrissy the dipshit is Martingaling his losing sports bets, well atleast he was to begin with, But why is his greedy sole involved with so many picks that he's betting on now?
I think its obvious he's had a massive loss or two, and hes trying to gain back on that loss.. But we know how this will end up hurr hurr,
The beef jerky is only showing us a fraction of his winning tickets that go in, you know the boaster would show off ALL his winning tickets cause that's Chrissy to a tee... He's now a professional sports better folks, ditched the professional gambler status in the recent video, and his picks are coming direct from other sources / subscriptions he has available at his disposal, like reselling bogus insurance skams (hi andrew, asl pls?)
As noted by a few elites on this forum, sports betting is a hard game to stay on top of, and some here do it for fun but... it's hard to make a living off it, understandable...
What's annoying is, Chrissy has never been involved in or even liked sports of any kind.... Nor has any prior experience with selecting or choosing winners, It's without a doubt his picks are sourced, he knows sweet fark all!
Im a pro sports better, this must infuriate those who do it for fun or as a casual side hustle, Cause they know its a grind!
And all Chrissy does is instruct his chums to follow his picks and double / mitchellgale on a loss to recoup those losses, that's it... But at $1k a month, not sure many chums are left or still have the money to do so... food for thought!
Only people paying Christopher Mitchell's for anything right now are the most desperate deplorable degenerate lonely loser reject divorced in denial dumb stupid retarded morons idiots donkey fanboys Chrissy knows nothing about sports, betting or gambling and is stealing Midget Vegas Daves GOAT gimmick lol
Stacy you look like gross disgusting dogshit on the ground that no one will pick up, just remember Stacy you abandoned your Daughter Reese for this Gay Fag Christopher Mitchell and your daughter is now of the age that she is getting messaged the links to this forum/thread and gay porn pics of your "Husband", when are you gonna just gonna call it quits and leave for good Stacy!?!?
For fucks sakes Stacy your Wierdo husband Chrissy the Sissy got caught watching X-rated Gay porn in front your your 8yr old daughter and her friends!!! WTF!!!
April Hill your are fucked! I hope your Husband got messaged & called about who your ran away to Vegas with lmao seriously wtf is wrong with some of these people they are mentally deranged to be hanging around Christopher Mitchell's Gay ass lmao
Christopher Mitchell's I wanna see you in Vegas and I promise you I will knock you the fuck out cold and it will all be recorded while I stomp on your unconscious bald head!!! I will then take lil BIG Man Bubbs and raise him as my Son! F U Christopher Mitchell's!! F u Stacy you abused wife only good for getting the groceries!
I've been trying to call your Father Stacy to talk hopefully he calls back!
Not to mention YTSE KD the Michael Morgangster Killa is literally stalking trying to end Chrissy & Stacys life's lol
Last edited by Kyle Prescott; 04-13-2023 at 09:50 PM.
Happy 3rd anniversary of this wonderful thread! Great job guys, this is the year that the BLOAT will finally be forced to drive for Uber again or even better, be thrown in the slammer.
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