Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Pickleball]

Frowny Fag is back in Chicago with no Hag or Ooker in sight?!? Says NVB is taking a nap and skank is ‘chillin’. Funny they’re always doing that while itchy Mitchy balls is running to get his daily fix. If they stayed in Columbus, this could be his last hurrah. If they were tricked into coming back, he must have murdered the hag and stuffed her body under the third row, bench seat of the Ford Transit Connect Van!



He tells a bunch of lies like he won $4600 on sports bets. Conveniently leaving out the fact that he also said he bet $6000, $5000 and $60K last week! So I’m no math expert like Kyle Prescott, but that would be a loss wouldn’t it? I mean $4600 is less than each of those amounts, and unless you shine an Einstein invented light bulb over the truth, you’ll forever live in the dark like Chrissy!

And his biggest lie that he won $33,000 last week playing Baccy and Spinny(shoutout to ZD). Funny that he couldn’t afford to keep the Lexus with that supposed 33K? Must have been 33 thousand pesos at some Mexican rat hole of a casino!

Anyway, the end is near and dumb dumb will keep making himself look stupider by the day!

Like this glaring tell that they didn’t drive back with him! Where’s the car seat???



If they were in the “new used car” at any point, the child seat would be visible, yet nothing??? It was notably missing in the Lexus videos, but that could be explained as NVB wasn’t being dragged to Rivers Casino so Chrissy could make his stupid videos.

But why wouldn’t the car seat be in the Ford Transit!?!? If they came back with him today or yesterday, then they would legally have to put the ooker in a car seat! Proving he has never been in the car ride from Columbus to Chicago!

Now watch little Kyle run to put the car seat back in and film an “update” video. But it’s too late Kyle, you’ve already been busted ! Hahaha!

And busted him again, he said he will have around 20K in cash on him after redeeming his “winning” sports tickets. Yet the amount he just staged a photo with is Far less than 20K indicating another loss for the Colt Billy goat! Hahahahahha!

Maybe he has some extra cash from the Lexus sale? You know he financed for a maximum term of 60 months with a minimal down payment. Don’t worry as Chrissy will squander the excess cash on the sale of the Lexus, if in fact he had some cash coming his way.

[TheRivers]

Are we even sure they still had a car seat even before all this happened? This is guy is so full of himself that he likely could care less if Bubs rides around without a car seat or perhaps even without a seatbelt.

[Tariq Reed]

zealanddonk: In that video with Ryan, Ryan wanted to believe right up until he had to bet $5000 to win $100 and then bounced

Did CM also only win a whopping $100 of #GoatLifeCash with this $5K bet?

If we believe him that he had $15K with him and that he placed a $5K bet, a likely "Mitchellgale" progression would have been $100, $225, $500, $1,100, $2,300 and $5,000.

At least he doesn't say he "won" $5k, only that he won the bet.

But lots of people don't understand the math here. (me included, apparently)

**Correction: this "Mitchellgale" progression would have won $775, but $9,225 total was at stake, so still risking ruin here because with only $15K on him, he didn't have enough money for the next progression.

[Phantom Limb]

"I don't drink but I'm having a cocktail"

Just another lie...

[Kyle Prescott]

We haven't seen him bring out the Charlie Brown cosplay in awhile

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Great work on those ugly black teeth. Nice to see someone other then the BLOAT thread MVP BWB, and comedic master Elmo fuck his fake teeth up! You have now officially become a thread heavyweight, due to you're great(fitting) username and for this impressive post. Congrats!

Thank you but all my credits go to the people on this thread that I recycled most of my pics of Christopher Mitchell, speaking of I think it's time for a really good Chrissy roast from Elmo, I looked forward to coming to read the daily roast of Chrissy from Elmo those were legendary lol

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[Pickleball]

"I don't drink but I'm having a cocktail"

Just another lie...

Only a loser would drink before gambling. Oh that's right it's Chrissy.
He would most likely say that just one drink helps him focus on whether to choose red or black, or player or banker. Dummy!
I know I used to love it when a weekend fish would ploy himself down at a hold-em table and already have a drink with him. He is there for a good time and a good time for all the rounders too.

[1dollarboxcar]

here's the instagran post with the comments minus the pictures cause they are the same as the FB post...

[Jayjami]

Maybe I’ve lived a sheltered life, but the rich and successful people that I know don’t trade their Lexus in for a minivan. They upgrade. Range Rover at minimum. Or a Mercedes SUV. If you got a big family, something like a Ford Excursion is acceptable. Oh yeah, their spouses have vehicles as well.

[BedWetterBettor]

Maybe I’ve lived a sheltered life, but the rich and successful people that I know don’t trade their Lexus in for a minivan. They upgrade. Range Rover at minimum. Or a Mercedes SUV. If you got a big family, something like a Ford Excursion is acceptable. Oh yeah, their spouses have vehicles as well.

This is a guy who convinces himself and his sheep that renting a home and paying someone else’s mortgage is smarter than owning a home and getting equity because … ‘taxes’!

I am curious to see what his excuse will be for pawning the Lexus?

3-1 odds on “Hurr durr the haters know where I live now and if they know what car I’m driving they’ll be able to stalk me! So I traded it in for an inconspicuous vehicle that they won’t know I’m driving, I planned this 6 months ago folks!”

200-1 odds on “Stacy and I are going to give NVB an autistic little brother and another Unloved baby Sister to grow up with and we’ll have two more babies before 2025, so we need a bigger car for them! Because I can spew 60 loads an hour, that’s 1440 loads a day folks!?! What kind of job can you make 1440 Big loads a day… you ready??? You Ready… Hahh?!?!

[Kyle Prescott]

The bottom line is Christopher Mitchell lies about everything in his life because if he was telling the truth he would do what he use to say on his exterminated YouTube channels
"documentation beats conversation" he sounded so dumb & ignorant flapping his gum & stupid teeth about "documentation beats conversation" lmao

But he never has receipts or proof of anything & you just know HE WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO SHUT UP ALL THE DEADBROKE JEALOUS DOUCHEBAG HATERS, he cannot sustain this lifestyle without YouTube, he's a complete idiot for gambling away all his scam money thinking it would last forever, he's delusional & thinks he actually has solved & knows how to beat casino games & sports betting when in reality he's so fucking clueless about everything

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[Pickleball]

What do you think this Tony Son was referring to when he commented, "a real low and then a real high"? Martingale or the Lexus or Stacy or something else?
Or is that profile a burner profile?

[Pickleball]

This comment just got posted on The Bloat's FB page.

[zealanddonk]

Almost 1am and "someone" is removing posts from chissy's page.
Wonder if Stacey is back on the job, or if chrissy's remarkably empty calendar gives him those opportunities.

[Pickleball]

Someone posted on The Bloat's FB page at 4:20 am. I wonder if The Bloat is wide awake and nuked it yet?

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

I love how he brags about relying on a 5% hit in what was likely his last martingale. He is just so unfathomably stupid, and so are his followers.

[TheRivers]

He claims the whole family is going to the Blackhawks game tonight and sitting in the front row. Will we see a photo? Will we see them on TV? Should be interesting.

[Tariq Reed]

**Messed up my rep above... Meant to say "Ha, ha... yes, that's also the angle I focused on with my simultaneous post."



My morning contribution to keep The Goat on his toes.

He says in his post that his family will be at the Blackhawks game tonight, so we might actually get a new photo of Stacy proving that she's not wrapped in plastic in a freezer in the high-rise apartment.

[The Boz]

My morning contribution to keep The Goat on his toes.

He says in his post that his family will be at the Blackhawks game tonight, so we might actually get a new photo of Stacy proving that she's not wrapped in plastic in a freezer in the high-rise apartment.

HUGE opportunity to post on the Blackhawk’s Facebook page about the “celebrity” in the front row tonight. Complete with pictures obviously.

Unfortunately it’s too late to get Kyle Prescott the birthday package on the screen tonight.

[BedWetterBettor]

Posting for posterity in case El Bloato deletes it like the pussy he is!

[Pickleball]

This just got posted on The Bloat's FB page. I am sure it will not last too long.