Another prime example why the Martingale does not work:
17 Blacks in a row
With a starting bet of $25, 17 losses in a row would be $1,638,400. Your 18th bet would be another 1.6 Million at risk (Hypothetically of course since you won't find these table limits). So yes folks, you would be putting $3,276,800 on the line to win a whopping $25.
$100 starting bet?
Your 18th bet is over 13 Million to win $100.
Chrissy says he can’t remember the last time he lost online. Maybe he should see if Zach Jones remembers (though I’m sure there have been plenty of losses since then).
Speaking of Zach…hope his life insurance MLM involvement works out better than his previous ones.
And now that Chrissy has left Texas…you know, the place God told him to move to and he loved so much he would buy a dream home in and live there forever…wonder what all of his “good friends” from there now think of him. I’m looking at you Travis…and you Trey…and you…obnoxious doctor whose name I forget but with the majorly hot wife. I mean…folks like these as well as even Keith Craft and his wife have got to be beside themselves knowing that they got involved with this idiot. At least in Craft’s case he made money off of Chrissy. Even Ryan Stewman I’m guessing now knows what a fool Chrissy is.
Good work, folks!
He's going to be begging Zach and his melted candle of a brother to jump into their insurance scams any day...
To see the emails he is writing to YT right now would be priceless to read.
In complete panic and denial mode I would guess right now. Once the realization sets in that his YT channel will never be reinstated----then the fun starts i am guessing.
Saw this bumper sticker and immediately thought of Stacy.
Tuna Shamed
Good work to anyone and everyone that has helped bring down CM. I'm sure it's not the last we've heard from him, but we continually make it harder for him to scam.
Things are going to be a little tight in the ol' dream home in the sky. Paying $7k-$10k/mo for what's likely a 6 month lease. Now having the biggest platform for your scams shut down! Even if he revives the other YT channel, it'll take awhile to build back up.
Feel sorry for the domestic abuse NVB is probably witnessing and enduring during these difficult times.
new post on his insta https://www.instagram.com/p/CpAvBpIL...d=MDM4ZDc5MmU=
i guess that certain line is directed towards us, of a long rambling....
And Chrissy has been a busy boy overnight
first thers a red background post about to be successful, see what everyone else is doing and do the opposite
In other words, when lots of people are making money by having a youtube channel and putting up videos, you lose your channel and have no more videos.
Doesnt sound like success to me, but I'm sur echrissy will spin it into some sort of nonsense.
The other post is he claims he is successful because Jenna Jamieson sucked a lot of dick.
This seems to be the exact oppposite of what he was preaching earlier, but so it goes.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
he must have you blocked on insta, cause i just checked and the post is still there....
to make another account on insta, just go to your home profile page and hit the + ( plus button ) and select add account, no verification needed with another phone # or email.... at least that how it works on mobile phone.....
Let's do the math...
I'd say of the 12 at the last supper, one has their wife there.
11 putzes therefore, and, most of them went for the $499 a month and you get the monthlies meets for free "test" he made everyone do while doing his best David Koresh impression.
That's 11 * 500 = 5,500/mo.
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Lucrative, but not massively...especially when you have a $6,000 nut in the form of rent (let's be real, that ONE Chicago place is no more than $6.2k per month).
He has a made a lot of cash lately especially since when he lost while BOL was "cheating" he effectively was just hedging his own bets (he wins 35% of his bet-for-bet players losses, so, he makes good $$$ if he ever loses it all and he has more than 3 "bet-for-bettors". It's a clear scam, win keep the $$$. Loses, make $$$ from the suckas.
So this is where the $$$ comes from right now. Membership going up to $999 per month, but not for the core group.
He thinks this is clever and it is, kinda, but it's not going to sustain when you lose your primary marketing vehicle (YouTube) and we keep explaining the ruse to his victims.
He can rinse and repeat for a while...but eventually it'll be tougher than a J.O.B.
😢 Been feeling very emotional 🥹 today Folks.
For years now it has been my daily ritual to fire 🔥 up the iPad whilst consuming my cornflakes and Rosy Lee ☕️ before being flogged like a Hebrew slave to my dead broke jealous hater loser J.O.B., absorbing the overnight (for me) activities, eagerly awaiting the latest Donk 🙄 from New Zealand 🇳🇿 post match analysis 🏉 and Mr Elmos collages etc etc and now?????????????
Surely this cannot be the end, say it ain’t so 🤦*♂️ Folks 🙏
I can’t help thinking 💭 that pesky Satan 👿 wasn’t rebuked enough, Oh Chrissy Bottoms and Skanky Stacy why oh why did you not rebuke that critter more? Perhaps 🤔 we all should have all contributed to the satanic rebukes on here Folks. Guess we will never 👎 know.
No more pearls of wisdom such as Einstein inventing electricity ⚡️, Jesus being stoned to death 💀 by dead broke jealous Hebrew slaves , neither fact I knew before I got up close and personal with Kyle.
I am heartbroken 💔, so much so I am seriously 😐 considering hiring a Lexus (it’s the closest I can get to Chrissy now I can’t see his chubby little face on YouTube anymore) on the weekend, buying a hosepipe and ending it 😞. Life just ain’t worth living anymore.
So possibly that’s it Folks
Final shoutout to non verbal bubs 😿 , if I manage to get talked out of it the next time I hear 👂 about him will be on the news 🗞 after another school massacre committed by a barely literate 18 year old with the IQ less than cows 🐄 digestive system (but still higher than his sperm 💦 donor)
However ……..just like a turd 💩 in a river I’m sure he will show up somewhere again 😂👍
Christopher Mitchell is wearing his new $300 pajamas today.
It's funny how BOSS spelled backwards in this selfie reads "SSOB", and sobbing is what I'm sure CM has been doing a lot of since yesterday afternoon.
Looks like Chrissy just woke up from his nappy. Instead of cuddling up with Stacy, he snuggles his mostly fake hundred dollar bills. LOL
Can you imagine how panicked The Bloat is? He has to model his very ugly ass and I do mean ugly Boss attire. Pepe Le Pew is who is looks like.
If every member of PFA would go to his FB page and report him for promoting gambling, he just might lose it. Just click on the three dots on the right side of his page and towards the top. Once you do that, click on Find Support and then click on Unauthorized Sales and finally click on Promotes Online Gambling. Now if only we could sneak into his private FB inner circle group and report that page too!
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Another comment/question about his YouTube channel just got deleted after only a couple of minutes.
Seems Christopher Mitchell is still quite upset and monitoring his FB comments closely.
Being hyper alert and on guard 24/7 has got to be very stressful for him (LOL).
SHORT $100 BILLS ANYONE? LOL
It appears he has about 10k real cash on top of bills that are only 80% the length of real US Currency lol. He slightly shifts the 10k on top over to offset it so it’s not blatantly obvious. Knowing Chrissy’s OCD, he would 100% square that stack up. Also look at how they are only slightly misaligned on the left side as well as the blue line that runs down the stack (barely misaligned), but the right side is massively off. So there is no way this is a depth perception issue that we are seeing. But what we are seeing is a retard in a Clown suit.
A Buffoon in a Clown suit holding Fake Miniature US Currency, You can’t make this shit up!
The entertainment he provides us is priceless.
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