Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[crudebar]

I know this might be minor quibbling, but I've always had a problem with this timeline...

So CM meets Stacy when he's 33, moves back to Ohio for her and marries her a year later (when he's 34 or so).

But somehow he makes a point of saying he had sex with her on his 40th birthday and that's when NVB was conceived.

I have several children and there's no way I can pinpoint the exact date where sex between my wife and myself resulted in conception.

This leads me to think that sex between CM and Stacy was either non-existent or extremely rare, which allows him to pinpoint the date.

Also, CM says that he started gambling a week after NVB was conceived, but there's no way he or Stacy knew that NVB was inside her only a week after having sex.

So he's really telling us that he started gambling a week after he and Stacy had sex.

Maybe his beginning gambling was a trauma coping mechanism because he found out that Stacy's BJ wasn't as good as the truck drivers.

Had sex with hundreds of women but only got it pass the goalie once.

Was this huge play boy that got every woman he wanted but chased an older woman with a child; leaving Florida and chasing her to Ohio(a woman he previously said wasn't his type and wasn't initially attracted to her)

Rather quickly married this woman. Of which they rarely had sex or both used substantial protection to produce no off spring for 6 years.

Chris's stories never make sense when you add a little bit of rational, because most of his stories are based on a touch of truth than the 1000 pound gorilla of fantasy added on top.


He probably did have the invitation for sex a lot while in porn. I doubt this much appealed to him but i am sure it was still an ego boost. He very much still likes to boast about this...

By the time his 30s came around, he was broke, bald, body was gone and most importantly that horrible personality. Not much to attract a 30 something year old girl. Attracting a still rather young girl who would still have sex as a priority i am certain also didn't appeal to Chris(being a forever closeted gay man)

Then Stacey came along, older and already with a kid, sex no longer being a priority, vulnerable and naive(wanting to believe in anything at this point). The young kid at that time might have also been a plus for him. Now he would have the cover family of wife and kid and wouldn't have to make one himself. Lastly, he would actually have a place to live.

So he attached himself to her like a parasite. Quickly following her back to Ohio(i don't believe he said it took him a year to move probably came back with her on the plane from her vacation) and getting her a ring as soon as she could afford to pay for it.

NVB, was an accident. Probably the adrenaline of the sky diving helped him later that night get it up---which i am sure shocked both of them and why it was such a memory.

This is so much closer to the truth than his bullshit. As he reads this he is even thinking "damn!"

[zealanddonk]

I know this might be minor quibbling, but I've always had a problem with this timeline...

So CM meets Stacy when he's 33, moves back to Ohio for her and marries her a year later (when he's 34 or so).

But somehow he makes a point of saying he had sex with her on his 40th birthday and that's when NVB was conceived.

I have several children and there's no way I can pinpoint the exact date where sex between my wife and myself resulted in conception.

This leads me to think that sex between CM and Stacy was either non-existent or extremely rare, which allows him to pinpoint the date.

Also, CM says that he started gambling a week after NVB was conceived, but there's no way he or Stacy knew that NVB was inside her only a week after having sex.

So he's really telling us that he started gambling a week after he and Stacy had sex.

Maybe his beginning gambling was a trauma coping mechanism because he found out that Stacy's BJ wasn't as good as the truck drivers.

Had sex with hundreds of women but only got it pass the goalie once.

This one is a lot easier to explain: He only had anal sex with women, but "wrong holed" Stacey as it were and that was enough to get the job done.

[crudebar]

He is just so stupid that he has a hard time blending the reality into the fantasy seamlessly.

I understand she had a kid so he could always use that as the defense---but it's hilarious that he had to move to Ohio. If he had any kind of residence in Florida she would have moved in with him. Truthfully i am sure he was probably living just about home less in Florida. He didn't even have as much as a single mom and had to attach himself to her...She is the one that saved his life. He wouldn't have even been able to afford internet access if it wasn't for her...and what did she get in return---a piece of shit that went and gambled away her money. Just priceless.

I normally wouldn't rip on a guy. But good lord he is pathetic and has been pathetic his entire life.

edit: When he says how he gambled it all away. He always makes it seem like he achieved this stuff then lost it. Truth be told(he exaggerates the stuff they had and the amount he lost) he gambled away what she made and what she provided for him.

Had to be rough on her even thinking about leaving him. Now 40 and now 2 kids with 2 different men. Like stated here, would be very hard to land that 3rd and wtf knows where that goes...Thinking this through I do have more sympathy for her than i did before writing all this..haha

[Pickleball]

If anyone would like Chrissy’s phone number to wish him a happy birthday, here it is!!!! It’s at the very bottom of this paid advertorial. Haha.



https://www.24-7pressrelease.com/pre...aching-program

Was that transaction he did while he was on a trip to Chicago? I remember seeing a picture that the dumb ass posted of a Bitcon withdrawl for like $64K or $69K? I forgot the amount but did not forget that the transaction was done around 4:00 am. At the time, I thought that he lost hiis bankroll gambling at the brick and mortar casino and that he needed some cash to try and get his money back or at the very least do it when Stacy and NVB were asleep.

Excellent detective work on finding his phone number. I imagine that he will just block your number after calling him once but if a slew of members did this, it certainly would annoy him to the max.

Is that 2nd phone number app free on a trial basis only? If so,, I guess that would work as I don't plan on using it for more than a few birthday celebration days.

[Pickleball]

I called the number and Stacy answered. I hung up.

[zealanddonk]

I called the number and Stacy answered. I hung up.

You sure it wasnt Chrissy speaking in his real voice, not the butch one he puts on for videos?

[zealanddonk]

I called the number and Stacy answered. I hung up.

There used to be a regular user here who had a friend that would phone into radio and shout the N-word repeatedly till Druff cut him off.

I wish that person was still here to wish Chrissy a happy blackened birthday.

[FRANKRIZZO]

Is Chrissy dropping another big bet? I would take the over if I had to bet.

[Elmo]

I called and I got three rings and I got the leave a message prompt. I just wanted to tell bald little cunt to go fuck himself and I hope and prays he never has any more birthdays after this one. Darn…lol.

Speaking of dialogue and open looped communication, here’s how the Un-Immaculate Conception happened.

Circa 2020…



Chrissy: Stace! I want to have this baby so I can prove to these people that I’m not gay.

Stacy: Christopher. I told you a hundred times and you don’t listen. I’m high risk. My eggs are shot. Your sperm are deformed. It’s not a good combination. Plus, you don’t have a steady job or a bright future. I don’t know why I even married you.



Chrissy: I am not a homo. I only performed sex acts with men for selfish and monetary reasons. I personally enjoyed and loved it.

Stacy: Well. That makes you gay, then.
::rolls eyes:

Chrissy: That’s lie.

Stacy: It makes sense. You don’t kiss me. You don’t hug me or show any signs of affection. You don’t get aroused by me but you get hard immediately for those old geezers and young boys in those movies I caught you watching around Reece and her friends.

Chrissy: ::licks his lips:: That’s lie.



Stacy: Your dirty penis has been in another man’s ass on numerous occasions. Why do you think I want that inside me?

Chrissy: ::under his breath:: This dumb bitch.

Stacy: What was that, Kyle?

Chrissy: My balls itch.

Stacy: Whatever. ::stomps away::

To make a long story short, later that night as Skank slept (after being drugged), Chrissy thought about his associates on that his classic Swim Team and produced a load into a baster and forcefully shoved that into Stacy’s barren and rotten vagina. She unfortunately carried that little bundle of joy after Christopher threatened her. That is how the accident we all know now as the Non-Verbal Bubs story transpired.



One quick note…I think he’s using Stacy’s in-laws and/or other relatives’ addresses as a cover for now since a lot of people found out his past addresses. The Vegas condo and the Frisco house are not longer safe for him no more and he’s being really careful about his whereabouts.

[zealanddonk]

I called and I got three rings and I got the leave a message prompt. I just wanted to tell bald little cunt to go fuck himself and I hope and prays he never has any more birthdays after this one. Darn…lol.

Speaking of dialogue and open looped communication, here’s how the Un-Immaculate Conception happened.

Circa 2020…



Chrissy: Stace! I want to have this baby so I can prove to these people that I’m not gay.

Stacy: Christopher. I told you a hundred times and you don’t listen. I’m high risk. My eggs are shot. Your sperm are deformed. It’s not a good combination. Plus, you don’t have a steady job or a bright future. I don’t know why I even married you.



Chrissy: I am not a homo. I only performed sex acts with men for selfish and monetary reasons. I personally enjoyed and loved it.

Stacy: Well. That makes you gay, then.
::rolls eyes:

Chrissy: That’s lie.

Stacy: It makes sense. You don’t kiss me. You don’t hug me or show any signs of affection. You don’t get aroused by me but you get hard immediately for those old geezers and young boys in those movies I caught you watching around Reece and her friends.

Chrissy: ::licks his lips:: That’s lie.



Stacy: Your dirty penis has been in another man’s ass on numerous occasions. Why do you think I want that inside me?

Chrissy: ::under his breath:: This dumb bitch.

Stacy: What was that, Kyle?

Chrissy: My balls itch.

Stacy: Whatever. ::stomps away::

To make a long story short, later that night as Skank slept (after being drugged), Chrissy thought about his associates on that his classic Swim Team and produced a load into a baster and forcefully shoved that into Stacy’s barren and rotten vagina. She unfortunately carried that little bundle of joy after Christopher threatened her. That is how the accident we all know now as the Non-Verbal Bubs story transpired.



One quick note…I think he’s using Stacy’s in-laws and/or other relatives’ addresses as a cover for now since a lot of people found out his past addresses. The Vegas condo and the Frisco house are not longer safe for him no more and he’s being really careful about his whereabouts.

Out of Rep, Excellent work as always.
Chrissy needs to REBUKE ITCHY BALLS.

[TheRivers]

Just putting this here for comedic purposes. We can all use a good laugh.

[Pickleball]

I called the number and Stacy answered. I hung up.

She just sad hello.

[zealanddonk]

Just putting this here for comedic purposes. We can all use a good laugh.

I dont think she'll be "doing life" with him if they get arrested.

[Pickleball]

I called the number and Stacy answered. I hung up.

You sure it wasnt Chrissy speaking in his real voice, not the butch one he puts on for videos?

It sounded like a woman around mid 30s to early 40s. Her voice was kind of down and certainly not upbeat. I am surprsed she answered the phone, considering the caller id had to say Unknown Caller or Private.

[zealanddonk]

You sure it wasnt Chrissy speaking in his real voice, not the butch one he puts on for videos?

It sounded like a woman around mid 30s to early 40s. Her voice was kind of down and certainly not upbeat. I am surprsed he answered the phone, considering the caller id has to say Unknown Caller or Private.

Keithy and Ryan's merry bands would likely also have private numbers.

[Pickleball]

Just putting this here for comedic purposes. We can all use a good laugh.

She must have either deleted that post or blocked people from seeing it?

[BedWetterBettor]

Just saw this on Kevin Blumpkin’s IG page… how ironic!



Yea, I know it’s an old post but still funny that Blumpkin has been in Chicago and Vegas just like the midget scammer frequented those places!

He’s even got chiclet teeth to go with his shit for brains! Hahaha, maybe NVB has an older sibling from some tall Amazonian woman we never knew about? Better watch that hair line Kev-O, could be on the outs faster than the Elite Chums blessed bankrolls in Tampa!!!

[zealanddonk]

Just putting this here for comedic purposes. We can all use a good laugh.

She must have either deleted that post or blocked people from seeing it?

Deleted or edited out.

Hilariously Chrissy replied he was doing well at the casino 6 hours earlier.
So, what is Stacey doing, other than sitting around waiting for the phone to ring?

[BedWetterBettor]

Another Bozo from the Elite chums that I Sussed out. Goes by the name Allan Ham and he lives in Canada.


https://m.facebook.com/839805533/

Looks like a Butterball Ham version of Vin Diesel! Looking through his About Info yielded an oddity.

He’s paying the $499 a month to be an Elite Chump but follows a page that exposes Chrissy’s strategies?



Here’s the contact info from his old business, could still be working! Have at it, it’s a phone call kinda day!

[Elmo]

Let’s keep the birthday wishes coming!



It’s funny that Bubs can’t talk but he can write!



And since Christopher loves truckers…



And let’s not forget the special slice of birthday cake that someone for Chrissy too! It has his favorite white icing!