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    @infuri8 Please don’t think we are attacking you or questioning your rationale. We are just trying to understand how people fall for this scam and is Chrissy offering things off social media that we don’t know about?

    That way, we can gather evidence and most importantly, have an actual live victim, to press charges and bust him for fraud.

    You may have heard of Rick Lee, the first CM victim to publicly come forward on the gambling coaching scam. On camera he stated he paid Chrissy $2500 for coaching. But behind the scenes he revealed, he only paid $1000 for the one on one coaching with the caveat that if Chrissy made him $10,000 or more that meeting, he would pay him an additional $1500.

    That did not happen as Rick only made a little over $8000, but they acted like the agreement never existed. This is what Chrissy constantly does. Says one thing, does another and when confronted with that he “hurrr durrrs” his way out and Chrissy splains it away or just ignores it and hopes it goes away quietly.

    So please don’t feel afraid to share anything you feel is relevant and keep up with the great info. Sorry if we are pesky with our questions, but we truly feel he is on the ropes now and we’ve gotta keep pounding him like Bob Hesley and Corbin Fisher did when he spread his cheeks for them.

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    Also, do you recognize any of the guys in the above pic besides Ryobi Guy? In particular the two sitting at the table looking like they lost a big bet and the guy throwing his hands up in shock??

     
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      PositiveVariance: Well said
      
      Pickleball: None of them look happy. In fact they all look like they are losing.
      
      J T: They're inexperienced gamblers, they're chasing losses, sunk cost
      
      PROUDBOY MAGA 2024: What a sad bunch of weiners !
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    I got a new avatar picture, just for today!
    Tribute to Chrissy Itchy Ball Sack Mitchell.


    Spread them Cheeks Chrissy!

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Nice and not a moment too soon. It appears our little midget friend had the Adonis Male pics removed from Warrior69's page or made them "members only" as you need a log in to access the page. Either way, I'm not findin out. But Paragon Men might go 2
      
      RMS9: Now why would he lock those pics down. According to our midget puppet he never did gay porn. So those pics can’t be of him. LOL. We own you, Chris. Hi BITCH!!
      
      PROUDBOY MAGA 2024: Tribute to the maggot Bloat !

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    He’s still sticking to the lie that it’s in Vegas, even Kevin Blumkin is seemingly falling for it! And wasn’t there a 10 person limit? I guess that’s either a lie or he’s allowing spouses to tag along(for a fee of course) and get his head count up!

    If only he could use that deceptive tactic to get his cash count up! Lol at him showing the same 11K he’s had for two months now and I’d be willing to bet if it’s not an old pic, it was from the last 4 suckers that he conned into signing up for less than the $2500 extortion price!!
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    Of course when it’s proven that he is going to Chicago for the Chums extortion bash, he’ll Chrissy splain it has “ hurrr hurrr had to fool the haters” and “bought a fake ticket to Vegas 3 months ago and planed this in advance drrrrp”

    Might also be a ploy to cast doubt on Infuri8, but I guess we’ll know if he was lied to by his insider contact or if Chrissy was caught lying… again! My money’s on the latter!

     
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      TheRivers: I guess no private jet for this one…nor even lounge access at the airport. the rich guy is sitting with the commoners.
      
      PositiveVariance: No worries about the picture cut off. Either way less than 10k?? If he had 20k-30k he would show it 100%. All that money is gone in a few dwys
      
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    In the above picture 10k bundle + $800
    How fucking awkward is that?
    His single bills are always in increments of 10 bills.
    10k bundle looks light. Between 6-8k

    8k+$800 = $8,800

    Now way he would show $800 in loose bills unless this is all he had.


    That picture SCREAMS, this is all the cash he has to his name!


    Less than 10k - unfucking believable!

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Shit my bad, I cut off the pic. There in fact 10 hundys in the original photo. I didn't realize my cropping cut off the last two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    He’s still sticking to the lie that it’s in Vegas, even Kevin Blumkin is seemingly falling for it! And wasn’t there a 10 person limit? I guess that’s either a lie or he’s allowing spouses to tag along(for a fee of course) and get his head count up!

    If only he could use that deceptive tactic to get his cash count up! Lol at him showing the same 11K he’s had for two months now and I’d be willing to bet if it’s not an old pic, it was from the last 4 suckers that he conned into signing up for less than the $2500 extortion price!!
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    Of course when it’s proven that he is going to Chicago for the Chums extortion bash, he’ll Chrissy splain it has “ hurrr hurrr had to fool the haters” and “bought a fake ticket to Vegas 3 months ago and planed this in advance drrrrp”

    Might also be a ploy to cast doubt on Infuri8, but I guess we’ll know if he was lied to by his insider contact or if Chrissy was caught lying… again! My money’s on the latter!
    I misread fLight as fIght since thats more likely.

    Also, he edited the post to have a quite moan about people wearing face masks.
    Given one of his mantras is rich people can do whatever they want, why exactly is he against masks?

    Ol "Rules for thee, but not for me" strikes again.

    I'll do a quick review of his nonsense no nut busting video in a moment.

     
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      TheRivers: Just take a private jet and you won’t have to see it. Right??
      
      BedWetterBettor: Still wish JC Barber or Rat Boy would talk about the 'fist fight' and how they whooped Chrissy's ass!
      
      PositiveVariance: An Ass woopin’ would be priceless!
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
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    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Blackjack Strategy- Christopher Mitchell PROVES "No Bust" Really Works.
    15.4k subscribers. Roughly 25 minutes of nonsense including 5 minutes of Chrissy patting himself on the back and other time wasting tricks such as moving rooms when he wins, and not liking the new room so moving again beforee placing a bet.

    To save a lot of time heres the short version of the hands, based on Wizard of odds simple strategy
    Hand 1: Chrissy loses, Strategy likely would have won.
    Hand 2: Chrissy loses, Strategy unclear since no further cards shown.
    Hand 3: Chrissy hits/wins, Strategy says to double, so chrissy misses on extra profit.
    Hand 4: Chrissy stands, Strategy says to stand, Chrissy loses.
    Hand 5: Chrissy stands, and wins. Strategy says to hit, and Chrissy would have almost definitely won if he had hit.
    Hand 6: Chrissy stands, Strategy says to hit, Chrissy loses. Chrissy would have lost if he had hit as well.
    Hand 7: Blackjack for Chrissy.
    Hand 8: Strategy says to stand, Chrissy loses either way.
    Hand 9: Strategy says to hit, Chrissy stands, Chrissy would have won either way due to actions of players after him and cards shown.

    So: Whats this outcome of all this nonsense.
    Chrissy's no bust did not perform better than simple strategy where the outcome is accurately known, and is unlikely to have done better for situations where the outcome can not be determined
    Chriss would have won an extra bet by doubling in hand 3. Chrissy would have likely won on Hand 1 following strategy, and unclear in hand 2.
    As always, chrissy has a small sample size, and had an extra bet on his Blackjack winning hand which inflated his profits further.


    Chrissy is also playing very oddly. He loses a $50 bet, and then only puts up $75. Surely he should be putting up either $100, or $125 if he was martying or mitchellgaling.


    == rest of the nonsense is here==
    Balance is $7525 so he hasnt taken any money out in preparation for his birthday booty bash.
    A lot of idiots making comments on the video most of which do not directly relate to the comment so assumed to be paid comments (or Chrissy found another gaggle of idiots to watch his nonsense).

    The youtube location states "LAs Vegas strip" which may or may not be accurate given current conflicting info if Chrissy is off to Vegas for his birthday booty bash or not.

    Chrissy in a grey Nike hoody, in the bunker.

    I'll be analysing each hand, as individual hands since Chrissy isnt card counting and whatever nonsense he does will have least impact on the next hands.
    Also, I'll be using the wizard of Odds strategy guide: https://wizardofodds.com/games/black...imple-strategy
    Wizard also has specific calculators for specific conditions but given Chrissy wont be shitting out another Blaccky video for awhile, we can worry about that later.


    Chrissy starts rambling that haters want you to believe no bust doesnt work, so here's 28 minutes of nonsense to "prove" that it does.


    25s claims he always uses no bust and always wins complete lie
    30s For some insane reason he stucks a wad of cash in his mouth. This from the same idiot who thinks masks are bad.

    3m 07s Desptie Chrissy's previous rants about the worst thing at casinos is other players at the blackjack table, Chrissy sits at a completely crowded table.
    He also mentions some nonsense about the shoe almost being over which is relevant if he was a card counter, but clearly not since he isnt.

    Hand 1:

    chrissy isnt sure where he is seated because he didnt have a username set up.
    Chrissy has 6+4 vs dealer's Q.
    Chrissy decides to take a hit : Strategy also says to hit.

    Chrissy "improves" to a 14. No bust means stand, strategy says hit.
    Chrissy would have caught 6 to improve to 20.

    Dealer has 13, catchs 6 [that the next player after chrissy would have caught, if that player followed strategy].
    So, Chrissy losses and likely would have won if following strategy.

    5m 2s Hand 2 chrissy 16, Dealer shows Ace. Strategy says hit, Chrissy stands.
    Dealer has 7 for 18.
    5m27s Chrissy the mathematician states if a player hits on 12+ and busts they gave up 33% chance of winning

    5m50s Chrissy tells us when he plays Blaaaacky online he loves to get 1 win and bounce.
    He says this as he has a $120 bet out from losing the first two hands.
    Hand 3: Ten vs 8, Chrissy hits, Strategy says to double.
    Chrissy catches a ten, dealer has ten buried, Chrissy wins [but not nearly as much as he could have]

    8m27s After getting his win, he bounces to a $50 minimum room (despite only being up $30).
    One other player is seated so Chrissy sits to that person's left.

    Hand 4: Chrissy has 13 vs 4. Strategy says to stand.
    Dealer has 9 buiried for 13, dealer pulls 6, Chrissy loses.
    The other player at the table leaves.

    Hand 5 Chrissy has 12, Dealer shows 10.
    Chrissy is obsessed with 99 and claims 995 of all blackjack players would hit here (because thats what strategy says to do, but Chrissy thinks he knows better).

    Chrissy stands, dealer rolls over 6 fr 16, draws 9 to bust.
    Chrissy starts tugging off on how great he is, and blah blah blah 33% chance blah blah.
    Unfortunately because of chrissy's one and run we dont get to see the next card.

    11m51s Chrissy is still ranting that no bust is a proven winner, because he's played 5 hands and is up $55
    Units are a pointless measure because he is playing different table minimums and he isnt mitchelling or martying effectively it seems.

    12m30s Chrissy claims people are brainwashed by society and they should read his FB post from today (saturday).
    He also wants to compare blackjack results with other players who are not using no bust because he believes he's better.

    15m 39s Chrissy finally sits at a new table because otehrs were almost at the end of the shoe.
    So for 25 mintue video, hes wasted at least 5 minutes bragging about winning $55.

    Hand 6 6,6 vs Q
    Chrissy rambles about other people would split.
    Strategy says to hit, Chrissy of course stands.
    Chrissy says "I'm going to make the dealer beat me!!!!!!"
    Dealer rolls over Jack for natural 20.

    Hand 7: Chrissy sadly gets a blackjack from a $75 bet.

    17m24 Chrissy now states by winning $97, if you did that 10 times a day you'd literally have $1000 [no, but who can argue with Chrissy at this point].

    17m56s Chrissy claims he's been documenting his success on Youtube for 3 years now Is that actually true, has he been posting videos for that long of actually playing online from home?
    Pretty sure thats a complete lie.

    18m36s Chrissy finally goes to a new room but shoe is almost out, so leaves without playing.

    20m 49s Chrissy actually finds a room he wants to play in.

    21m 47s Chrissy actually places his bet. Natch he runs to take the 1st seat because he's worried about what "other idiots" will do, despite obviously how his plays affect others.
    Hand 8 Chrissy has 12 vs 6. Strategy says Stand.
    Dealer has Soft 17, turns it into a hard 17, Chrissy loses.

    Hand 9, chrissy has 13 vs dealer Q
    Strategy says to hit.
    Chrissy starts rambling that there's no confusion over hitting or not hitting with no bust.
    What chrissy forgets, or possibly wants to trick his viewers with, is there are set tables of actions to take. There is no confusion.
    Unless Chrissy finds the table at Wizard of Odds confusing since it has 2 columns.
    Chrissy would have improved to 20.
    Dealer busts.


    timed out, thank fuck for restore auto save

    24m Chrissy starts a rant about the casinos brainwashing people that no bust doesnt work .
    See my analysis at the start of the post.

    So, chrissy plays 9 hands, in 25 minutes, wins $122 and thinks this is a good outcome.
    Ask Zachy about the time Zachy guessed wrong 9 times in a row in Spinny if we considering small sample sizes.

     
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    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Handy information for the 4 major Chicago area casinos:

    Ameristar Casino East Chicago
    (219) 378-3000

    Horseshoe Hammond
    (219) 473-7000

    Rivers Casino Des Plaines
    (847) 795-0777

    Hollywood Casino Aurora (About 40 miles away)
    (630) 801-1234

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Wouldn't bother telling them he's a scammer, as that is based on opinion. You CAN however say he's a former Pornographer and bringing 15 people up to his suite to make Possible Porn videos using their hotel rooms! They would certainly be interested !
      
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    "BedWetterBettor: Wouldn't bother telling them he's a scammer, as that is based on opinion. You CAN however say he's a former Pornographer and bringing 15 people up to his suite to make Possible Porn videos using their hotel rooms! They would certainly be interested !"


    Nah save that for when Chrissy has hired his videographer for the double lol.

     
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      The Boz: Letting casinos know and well known money launderer and past poster is in their casino is just being a good citizen.
      
      PROUDBOY MAGA 2024: ^^^
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
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    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    I know Dan is a great internet IP sleuth so I wonder if he can determine how many “guest” logins there are in the next few days from Chicago area casinos?

    Hi Chrissy! We know you can’t stay away from here.

    Dinner is 8:00 Central tonight right? You need to be watching your Facebook page from the table. No chance you are getting a pass to enjoy your dinner. And I’m sure you will find a way to scam the suckers into leaving the toke.

     
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    Well, another moron is born every couple minutes. This one just happens to be named Tony Mosca!

    https://m.facebook.com/716894731/

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    Feel free to contact him anonymously with links to this site, the YT videos from DJ, Robbie or Business Bros. And of course all those great links to Sharpshooter, Colt and Corbin Fisher photo galleries!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Well, another moron is born every couple minutes. This one just happens to be named Tony Mosca!

    https://m.facebook.com/716894731/

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    Feel free to contact him anonymously with links to this site, the YT videos from DJ, Robbie or Business Bros. And of course all those great links to Sharpshooter, Colt and Corbin Fisher photo galleries!
    Already been a deleted post from "Imran Khan" (a common enough name in some parts of the world, but also the name of a former Cricket star who became President of Pakistan so a great choice for fake name)
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Does anyone think that The Bloat did a Blackjack video because he finally lost his ass playing BOL roulette and couldn't show his balance? That is my take. Even if that was not the reason, it will not be long before he quits with the blackjack videos because with that no bust moron strategy, he is sure to Martingale his way to doomsville and much faster than roulette. I love the never split aces rule. Can someone please take this ahole down?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pickleball View Post
    Does anyone think that The Bloat did a Blackjack video because he finally lost his ass playing BOL roulette and couldn't show his balance? That is my take. Even if that was not the reason, it will not be long before he quits with the blackjack videos because with that no bust moron strategy, he is sure to Martingale his way to doomsville and much faster than roulette. I love the never split aces rule. Can someone please take this ahole down?
    It's obvious he does multiple sessions online for hours a day just to get 20 minutes of usable footage. So when you see some random BJ playing footage, it likely means he lost on both Roulette and Baccarat or it was so bad he can't even upload the pitiful win. So instead he treats us to the rare Blackjack video, despite telling people he No longer plays BJ.

    It's the same reason we saw a Slot video from Vegas that was clearly filmed LAST week! He was losing at the tables badly and needed to 'get a break' from it. But he's such a degen he has to Gamble somewhere to get his mind off the Big loss. So a couple hundred bucks on a Higher hold slot machine is the genius of Einstein Jr. Then he went and donked of $21,000 on Georgia football, which made him one angry, broke midget!

    Why else would he wait so long to upload it???

     
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    So of the Chicago area casinos, only Ameristar has a hotel on site, the others use partner hotels. It is sold out tonight but typically charges around $119 on a Sunday night for rooms. Maybe Chrissy worked a deal on a group of rooms for the suckers.

    Thinking Bugatti’s will be the dinner location for the night. Certainly not cheap but not exactly a high end steakhouse either. Feel free to check in around 6:00 Vegas time to ask to speak to Kyle Prescott, he is dining in a large group there. They should be able to ask the group if Kyle is there for an emergency call. Or pass a message to him for some BS reason to return a call. 219-378-3330 ��

    https://www.ameristareastchicago.com...l-am-90154.pdf

    Or do you think he would book his “VIP’s” off site in a Courtyard by Marriott type place?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickleball View Post
    Does anyone think that The Bloat did a Blackjack video because he finally lost his ass playing BOL roulette and couldn't show his balance? That is my take. Even if that was not the reason, it will not be long before he quits with the blackjack videos because with that no bust moron strategy, he is sure to Martingale his way to doomsville and much faster than roulette. I love the never split aces rule. Can someone please take this ahole down?
    It's obvious he does multiple sessions online for hours a day just to get 20 minutes of usable footage. So when you see some random BJ playing footage, it likely means he lost on both Roulette and Baccarat or it was so bad he can't even upload the pitiful win. So instead he treats us to the rare Blackjack video, despite telling people he No longer plays BJ.

    It's the same reason we saw a Slot video from Vegas that was clearly filmed LAST week! He was losing at the tables badly and needed to 'get a break' from it. But he's such a degen he has to Gamble somewhere to get his mind off the Big loss. So a couple hundred bucks on a Higher hold slot machine is the genius of Einstein Jr. Then he went and donked of $21,000 on Georgia football, which made him one angry, broke midget!

    Why else would he wait so long to upload it???
    That and the "angry" title, and insistence that no bust is great and always wins for him shows he's trying to hook more muppets in.
    Unlike his other "strategies" and "secret sauce" (yeah, its jizz, he jizzes in the salad) theres nothing for him to actually sell for no bust, its in the name.
    As mentioned earlier, the weird part is, he wasnt martying his bets on losses which is something he could sell.

    Also, per analysis, while his no bust did win, it also was less effective than Wizard's simple strategy.

    If someone knows BOL's blackjack rules, we can plug it into Wizard's strategy guide and be slightly more accurate, althought with 9 hands and imperfect information its probably not worth the hassle.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: I used to deal with this stupidity at BJ tables. Some mook would say I never double down XX cuz YY and they hit and win jus to say “Seee I told ya!” Only for the same thing to result had they doubled! It’s these blind clowns that keep casinos rich!
      
      TheRivers: 9 hand or one shoe are real proof that it’s going to make you a winner in the long run.
      
      PositiveVariance: Wizards strategy is “basic strategy”. BOL rules have about a 1% house edge. Chrissy’s NO BUST/NO Split/NO Double strategy is pushing an 8% house edge. He will lose 8x as much. Short term results are irrelevant. Films many sessions 2 get 1 to Use.
      
      PROUDBOY MAGA 2024:
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    A bit off topic, but Double Jackpot’s Wife…

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    Yay or Nay?

     
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      zealanddonk: Yay
      
      Tariq Reed: She's very witty with a good sense of humor, if you've heard her play "Stacy" on a couple of DJ's parody videos. So I'll give her a Double Yay.
      
      Tellafriend: their parody is good
      
      PositiveVariance: Woof
      
      Mrhorney: Marks out of 10? I would give her one :)
      
      Phantom Limb: Props to DJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Well, another moron is born every couple minutes. This one just happens to be named Tony Mosca!

    https://m.facebook.com/716894731/

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    Feel free to contact him anonymously with links to this site, the YT videos from DJ, Robbie or Business Bros. And of course all those great links to Sharpshooter, Colt and Corbin Fisher photo galleries!

    Forgot to mention:
    The greatest gambler and gambling consultant naturally understands nothing of poker, poker backing, spreading risk, bankroll management and the like.

    If someone has a spare account and wants to ask him if he'd pay $1000 for a 10% share of $1m+ please do so.
    I'm sure his response will be "hurr hurr, jackpot mentality hurr hurr".

    And lets be honest, he's a trainwreck of tells and likely to throw midget toddler tantrums if check raised.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    Joys of timezones.
    Chrissy just wrote the most amazing set of bullshit about his life for his birthday.
    Natch he starts with sainted mother.

    Weaves some nonsense about having a different woman in his bed every night 10 years ago.

    The real give away however though two things he claimed he did, forgetting he had a related fear to both of them.


    Forget paying $1000 a week for a dude to film him, pay us that money to write your script to make sure it has proper continuity.

    My guess is either the chums club gambling session went poorly, or he's suffering the closet thing he can to guilt and he's numbing it with pure fantasy.

    Hopefully he doesnt edit it in the next 8 hours.

     
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      TheRivers: He posted it at 3am Central time and acknowledges that it’s 3am where he is. So much for trying to fool people that he went to Vegas for the mastermind. And apparently the dream home is back on again. So I guess he’ll cut the grass himself.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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    LOL at Chrissy calling Tuna a "MILF from Ohio"

    He's stated that she wasn't his type (the M in MILF for Chrissy usually stands for "Man")

     
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      TheRivers: She was just one of the 1000s of women he was sleeping with at the time.

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    Not one of the morons thought to do the math on another of his LIES on where he is at to call him out on the time difference.

    But then again, Math isn’t exactly their strong point. And another reason why it’s so hard to feel bad for them when Chrissy fucks them over. Can’t fix lazy and and stupid.

     
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      Phantom Limb: Scary to think these people both vote and serve on juries

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