Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Today's super nonsense
"Millionaire Uses Hot Iron On $100 Bills."
7m23s
Subs: 11,2k [these numbers are really flying up since he took that private jet last week].

Chrissy seems to be filming from inside the closet

Chrissy is wearing a yellow boss top and wielding an iron.

28s claims he often irons his money and has been doing since before gambling because he is obsessive compulsive [which we have seen before].

Chrissy manages to flash his Lolex.

1m10s he tells us it is safe to iron money as long as you dont leave the hot iron sitting on top of the bill for a length of time
I'm sure he'll have a great time explaining to his next landlord why NVB copied daddy and the apartment caught on fire.

1m30s claims once you iron them they are as crisp as brand new $100 bills.

1m45s Not that anyone should care but he rattles off his itenary for the next 2 to 2 and a half months:
4 trips to vegas
2 trips to chicago
Ohio [Hopefulyl Santa can find young Bubs here and give him more toys]
Tampa [who knows, he might finally find property there to buy]
DC
Connecticut to name a few,

3m 50s Chrissy goes through his notes, showing them to us and commenting on some need ironing.
I'm not sure if this is a gag, or if he is serious at this point.
I wonder if the Secret Service would be interested in this idiocy
While I doubt it is illegal itself, it does suggest he is upto something somewhere between idiotic and illegal.

4m30s Chrissy then sniffs his money and says he loves the smell of it, especially after ironing it.
I can only assume cocaine residue and heating it makes it more effective.

5m20s Chrissy hints that the birthday booty bash /elite chums club meetup in January will be in a "pretty cool location" and "I think theres at least two casinos in the town we are going to be at".
Now, Chrissy has in the past claimed he lies in videos like this to trick the haters.
However, this is likely true at this stage unless shown otherwise.

5m30s claims it does not matter if you are a high roller or a low roller, he'll teach you how to beat the casinos.
Hopefully this isnt a repeat of the Reno fiasco with $2000 max table bets.
Also, previously he claimed he put up the prices of the elite chums club to keep the tire kickers out, now seems he'll happily take money from the low rollers again.

6m some ramble that you'll also learn about his other income opportunities [which we've heard almost nothing of lately because he claims he's been travelling and making so much money at gambling]

Claims he'll also teach people how to get out of debt in record time.

6m19s pitches "if you dont like giving half your money to the government in taxes"

7m15s claims the mitchells will be flying on a private jet
Curious if hes been roped into some deal with Apex to spend money to impress the marks.

So basically a big ad for his services and not much of note other than the part highlighted.

[Tankazoo]

just fly me to where he is and ill kick the living shit out of him,...Ill eat the assault charge, not like thats new for me
enough of this whining on websites or trying to get his youtube down
send me to him, Ill do it and take all the blame
christ sakes

[BedWetterBettor]

just fly me to where he is and ill kick the living shit out of him,...Ill eat the assault charge, not like thats new for me
enough of this whining on websites or trying to get his youtube down
send me to him, Ill do it and take all the blame
christ sakes

You might need an army of lawyers to battle this Ork!






Or Gollum might call you his precious if catch him in the closet sniffing things!

[Tankazoo]

no lawyers needed
plead guilty, swing a deal, do my time
not my first rodeo. I dont waste time with c ourt cases. If I do the crime, Ill do the time

[zealanddonk]

just fly me to where he is and ill kick the living shit out of him,...Ill eat the assault charge, not like thats new for me
enough of this whining on websites or trying to get his youtube down
send me to him, Ill do it and take all the blame
christ sakes

You might need an army of lawyers to battle this Ork!






Or Gollum might call you his precious if catch him in the closet sniffing things!

Wasnt Chrissy a joint gold medal winning high school wrestler AND baseball player?

[donkey]

For us old timers, ‘Rock the Vote!’

Here is likely your tax dollars at work, er I mean, someone’s multiple streams of revenue. SSI, SSDI,…aaaaand, In this true story book the author gives vivid details about her life story: -She was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis at only 38 years old.

[TheRivers]

I recall Chrissy claiming maybe a year ago (when he was hawking his Bitcoin expertise) that he owned 9 expensive suits. I don’t see any in that closet. Shocker.

[Dan Druff]

A lot to unpack with this picture.

First and foremost, I love how Chrissy looks like a horse with his false teeth.

[Elmo]

Are you telling me that ironing money is more important than taking care of your autistic delayed child? I mean seriously…what the fuck is wrong this cunt?



Yeah…your son can’t talk or communicate properly for his age but don’t worry…having crisp $100 dollar is way more important.



Tankazoo…do your thing, please. I’m tired of our hard earned tax dollars as an American citizen going to these deadbeat broke douchebag parents and this poor troubled helpless child.

[BedWetterBettor]

R. Chrissy is back with another idiotic video betting a whopping $1 per hand! Look out Raja, Kyle is hot on your tail!





And not only does he dress like R. Kelly in this video, he gets the piss taken out of him too!

In the comments section that is!!

[PositiveVariance]

I was looking at the picture Druff posted of Chrissy’s teeth, and I think it may give us some insight into what kind of dental work he had done.

If you look at the blue arrows in the picture, they point to “black” areas where generally the last molars would be. This is not just because it’s dark in his mouth, since you can clearly see red gums around them. It’s hard to tell but these may be metal that is connected to whatever kind of removable denture or “partial denture” in his mouth. Sometimes the “partials” have metal to hook around teeth to secure them in place. Unless they are rotting wisdom teeth?

The 2 yellow arrows are troubling. I mean WTF are these little “fangs” poking out from under 2 of his upper teeth, both in the same spot?

To be honest when he first got his dental work I thought he maybe went to Mexico and paid for really inexpensive veneers (grind teeth down and place veneer over the stump). It almost looks like they left the original tooth to long doing shitty dental work, but being on both sides in the same spot it would almost have to be something related to a removable denture, removable partial, or removable veneer of some sort. Doesn’t seem to be a “permanent setup”.

It’s strange. Any dentist or people that work with this kind of stuff that can tell us what we have here?

[BedWetterBettor]

I was looking at the picture Druff posted of Chrissy’s teeth, and I think it may give us some insight into what kind of dental work he had done.

If you look at the blue arrows in the picture, they point to “black” areas where generally the last molars would be. This is not just because it’s dark in his mouth, since you can clearly see red gums around them. It’s hard to tell but these may be metal that is connected to whatever kind of removable denture or “partial denture” in his mouth. Sometimes the “partials” have metal to hook around teeth to secure them in place. Unless they are rotting wisdom teeth?

The 2 yellow arrows are troubling. I mean WTF are these little “fangs” poking out from under 2 of his upper teeth, both in the same spot?

To be honest when he first got his dental work I thought he maybe went to Mexico and paid for really inexpensive veneers (grind teeth down and place veneer over the stump). It almost looks like they left the original tooth to long doing shitty dental work, but being on both sides in the same spot it would almost have to be something related to a removable denture, removable partial, or removable veneer of some sort. Doesn’t seem to be a “permanent setup”.

It’s strange. Any dentist or people that work with this kind of stuff that can tell us what we have here?

Probably got the same budget dentures this lady got

https://www.envysmile.com/cosmetic-d...rtial-repairs/




Similar fangs and crevices in her back molars. Maybe not the exact same dentures, but along those lines.

[Forum Wars]

This entire thread encasulated in a meme:

[TheRivers]

Well this should be entertaining.



Watched some other videos on this guy’s channel. He might (if this is even possible) be more annoying than Chrissy.

[1dollarboxcar]

Well this should be entertaining.



Watched some other videos on this guy’s channel. He might (if this is even possible) be more annoying than Chrissy.

i wonder if this Ryan and Krissy made some sort of deal? as in , I ( Ryan ) can drive people to your gambling classes (consultations /mastermind gambling events )

and then split the revenue / profits, of the uptick in "sales".... i really hope this is not the case !!

[BedWetterBettor]

Well this should be entertaining.



Watched some other videos on this guy’s channel. He might (if this is even possible) be more annoying than Chrissy.

i wonder if this Ryan and Krissy made some sort of deal? as in , I ( Ryan ) can drive people to your gambling classes (consultations /mastermind gambling events )

and then split the revenue / profits, of the uptick in "sales".... i really hope this is not the case !!

I’m with $1Boxcar on this horse shit. He literally admitted in his idiotic FB post that he played for less than an hour, “had a few good hands and a few bad hands” and ultimately cashed out $100 ahead! Then had to pay $120 for a limo back to his hotel and tip the dealer to boot. So we know he didn’t win and anything he says to the contrary is a… Complete Lie!

In case he tries to delete or edit the post, it’s here for posterity!

[PositiveVariance]

Ryan Stewman is another Loser who not only buys subscribers on YouTube, but also buys views!
Normally you can look at a channels subscriber count and then see how many views they are getting on their videos to see if their subscribers are legit or PURCHASED.

Stewman has 186K SUBSCRIBERS - The MAJORITY all bought.
Overall his views are low in comparison to the number of subs, but there not ridiculously low. His cheap ass buys just enough to where he thinks it is acceptable to the future marks.

The video below for example has been out 2 months and only has 11k subs. This is 6% view to sub ratio. It’s very low but not as low as say 2k views.



The Proof:
Most people who buy subs and views won’t pay to buy comments as well, since anyone that will fall for these scams would never look at comment to views ratio lol - Only the great folks in this thread figure this out. This video ONLY has 19 comments! This is very low.
This video is a fair representation of his comment to view ratio demonstrated within his channel. It is very low. Once again the Donkeys that fall for his scams will never look at this.

Conclusion is this Cock Sucker is BUYING both SUBSCRIBERS and VIEWS.






Another dead giveaway is by looking on Social Blade and see what their monthly increase in Subscribers is. Guess how many? ZERO!
Legitimate channels have Natural growth of a few percent per month. This guy has ZERO, some months Negative (Overall Subscribers lost).







Also, there was a week in August where he lost 1,000 subs as well as a single week in September where he lost 1,000. This is nearly impossible with legitimate subscribers.

[PositiveVariance]

Then we have Chrissy who Recycles the same 2 or 3 bundles of cash with the casino a few times per week. He then goes in the closet of the RENTED AirBnB and puts an Iron to them.

Keep in mind there are 100 bills per bundle.


And he says his time is valuable?

One word... L O S E R !!!




Buy in with $10k
Cash out $9k
Rinse and Repeat

[zealanddonk]

I tried to watch this:



"I used to sell dope, now I sell hope!"

Starts a rambling story about how his father bunked off when he was a kid [this sounds a bit like the saitned mother story].

Anyways, unlike chrissy, ryan slices in live action imagery of the story as it happens.
Suffice it to say I didnt care too much about this origin story that involved training dogs to finish watching it.

[zealanddonk]

And dont be surprised if Chrissy rips off this nonsense in the near future:




No mention of Keithy and his merry band.