Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[PositiveVariance]

The real question is why does he appear to be in his 60's when he's mid 40's?

[Phantom Limb]

I'm a bit heartless when it comes to this scam in that I know how easy it is to find all the information online to fully debunk Sniffy's stradgedies (hat tip) and it's "buyer beware".

But the end of the vid made me really cringe because I think this trucker guy really believes he's on the verge of becoming a professional gambler and is going to have an Icarus-like trip to the ground. He's talking about hiring a driver, etc.

Christopher should have at least have offered a free Master(bation) Mind spot to this fella...

...and, donkey, you can join my Inner Poker Hole group for only a single lifetime (until i change my mind) payment of....

[BedWetterBettor]

Don’t know what’s more cringe, the interview or the comments?



There’s even one from a Username “Fran Cisco”, which if merged would form the word Frisco!!! Don’t think little Kyle caught that subtle jab. But something tells me he’s probably gonna go back to the truck stop for another type of Jab!



It’s clear he’s abandoned the 30 day challenge already and will focus all the attention on This crap to rope in the suckers. I wouldn’t even put it past him to take the people’s money and then postpone the event again, in true Ponzi scheme fashion!

[PositiveVariance]

It's funny how throughout the video this guy would say things and Chrissy would just bite his tongue, like how he basically didn't believe Chrissy's claims when he first joined the jerk circle, busted many bankrolls, and how the dude says your not going to join the jerk circle on a Friday and start winning on Monday. Well why not? If it's a system and it works, why won't it work from day one?

If he is "winning" 1k to 2k per day maringaling, he probably has a base starting bet of either $100 or $200, which will make for a significant 6 step Marty. The day he said he lost $6,000, he probably busted a five or six step Marty twice in one session.

[TheRivers]

I guess locksmith videos just aren’t interesting enough…and hence you have Brandon having conversations with himself in the comments.

[zealanddonk]

Watching today's interview video.

In the first 10 minutes, the other guy is clear, potentially interesting, potentially credible.
Chrissy looks like a homeless person. Fairly safe to say we know what Chrissy was doing at the truck stop. DO WHATEVER IT TAKES!

Chrissy senses that the other person is interesting, so jumps in to recap what has been said, because clearly we are idiots who cant follow a simple narrative.

16m guest states he did lose $6300 in 1 day [bankroll size unclear at this point but assumedly around the 50-60k mark].

21m claims he dresses better than Chrissy which isnt saying much.
Claims he tipped $100 at mcdonalds [now we are getting into fantasy land or soon to be broke again land]

Claims he used to tip 20-30%, but now starts at 40%.

Chrissy looks like some fucked up Kermit the Frog at this point, really not sure where any of this is going, wanting to say tipping is for suckers, but he knows he cant.

Surprised Chrissy didnt learn the lesson from having Mike on the show [speaking of, we havent heard from Mike for awhile now]
Surprised Chrissy didnt learn the lessons from having Brandon on multiple times: 30:20 Jeff points out "Someone else in the group has a $10k bankroll" (after 90 days).
Surely if Chrissy's systems were good, or more appropriately could be followed then more than 2 people would be doing well.
We know almost exactly how much Brandon has because he's on day 43 of the colouring in book.

Best recommendation: play this at medium-low volume so you can hear the guest but not Chrissy, you'll get the questions from the context and Chrissy has almost nothing of value to hear as it is.

[AhoosierA]

Conspiracy theory:

Brandon calls himself "Bdubs" because it's similar to "Bubs" and he wants to be Chrissy's child.

[AhoosierA]

Conspiracy theory:

Brandon calls himself "Bdubs" because it's similar to "Bubs" and he wants to be Chrissy's child.

Was going to do a "BUBSansweringthecall" meme but we know that BUBS can't answer anyone, so it wouldn't make much sense.

[TheRivers]

So even after flashing obviously fake money…and then trying to cover himself by comparing the fake money to real money…and getting called out because the real money was mostly $1 bills…he has now in consecutive thumbnails used the fake money.



@BWB he didn’t put any real money in these stacks. His hand is covering up the part of the bill that says “Copy”

[BedWetterBettor]

[TheRivers: We actually haven’t seen Stacy in about a month. Last video I can recall she briefly appeared in was the one where he was bashing those construction workers in San Diego.


Yea but we know she was filming the fire pit scorecard burning video and accidentally gave away their location!

Or maybe it wasn’t accidental and she’s trying to signal someone for help??? Chrissy might have locked her up in a dog cage and only feeds her that gross cat food looking Tuna!



Speaking of gross this Mike Malone idiot is now claiming he’s won 18 days in a row, yet forgot to post the first twelve “winning days” conveniently. How people fall for this shit is beyond me?

[AhoosierA]

PositiveVariance: Stacy: Burn the Bacarrat cards Chrissy! If not, you won't get my ass tonight - just my rotton koochie!

Going to start referring to Stacy as "Stenchy Mitchell"

[TheRivers]

Well so much for not needing the actual casinos. Of course…he just says he is at “the casino” so who knows which one if any he is at. He used the term’ “staycation” but this guy possibly doesn’t know the meaning of that word. Still spelling the family name with an ‘s

And one of the commenters is Keith Craft’s wife who says “Woo Hoo! Love that pic!!” Maybe she loves it because she knows Einstein just handed her husband an additional 30K

[donkey]

Well so much for not needing the actual casinos. Of course…he just says he is at “the casino” so who knows which one if any he is at. He used the term’ “staycation” but this guy possibly doesn’t know the meaning of that word. Still spelling the family name with an ‘s

And one of the commenters is Keith Craft’s wife who says “Woo Hoo! Love that pic!!” Maybe she loves it because she knows Einstein just handed her husband an additional 30K

WinStar?

[RMS9]

At the 19 min mark did he really just tell this Jeff guy that he’s rich? Can anyone else just see Chris salivating at what he sees as an opportunity to market to the trucking industry. Chris is going to ride Jeff for additional funds, selling him new tips, rules and strategies at every chance, and push that he gets him in front of every trucker he knows to try and pitch his garbage. It’s sad, but Jeff has completely crossed over to the dark side, and believes in Chris 100%. The fact that he’s won over 50k in a few months is the absolute worst thing that can happen to him. Because now when he has another one of those $6,300 losses that he’s already experienced, he’s not going to believe it could happen to him and he’s going to chase. Pretty sure I don’t have to tell anyone how this story ends up. This guy is going to lose everything, and in the process, likely his son too. Meanwhile, Chris just keeps living that millionaire life on the run.

[Mrhorney]

Folks , rather than watching Ben Hur or Chrissy of Nazareth on Easter 🐣 Sunday I thought 💭 I would watch Goodfelles for the 76th time.

Just like that Einstein chap who after 613 attempts finally invented electricity ⚡️ a holiday giveaway bonanza came to me.

So here is the question 🙋*♂️ for the giveaway.

When Henry was in court to rat 🐀 on his mates , he stated the following

“It was easy for me to move on and disappear”

My house was in my mother in laws name-(rented by daddy foster)
My car (s) because Henry had more than one, were in my wife’s name- (guaranteed finance by daddy foster)
My social security cards, driving license were phonies-(presumably bank accounts also)
I never voted (apart from The Donald) or paid any taxes.
My birth certificate (oh what a sad day for humanity) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand arrest sheet (and presumably court appearances for welching on my pay day 😂 loans) was all you would know that I existed.

So…………..The question is , who would you substitute from Henry to another low life scamming cocksucking ex gay porn star who swears on the bible that he will do a daily prayer 🙏 to forgive all douche bag haters working their pathetic 9/5 jobs to get the correct answer?

The first prize is a no expense paid trip to a mastermind class on April 30th 2022 in an as yet undisclosed venue ( but you MUST able able to travel to FRISCO (wherever the fuck that is) otherwise you will forfeit you position.

Now Folks this is an honesty test and I don’t want you to go onto Google of copy someone else’s homework to find the answer , but if you search and understand my statement you will find clues 🕵️ that will help you find the answer.

However I can give a few hints to help.

1-It isn’t Sarge
2-It isn’t Rosemary the telephone operator
3-It isn’t Henry , the mild mannered janitor

GENERAL RULES

Multiple entries from phoney likes/subscribes are NOT permitted!
Anybody who is a member of an Inner circle ⭕️ Is NOT permitted.
Brown noses or lickspittles are NOT permitted.

Photographic evidence is acceptable , but only from Sesame Street characters.

No bust blackjack (pat pending) company ltd reserve the right to reject any spoilt papers or ridicule of the fuckwit moron correct answer and your negative comments WILL BE DELETED WITHIN 2 SECONDS OF YOU POSTING THEM.

Dead broke losers working in 100 degrees (aka construction workers) ARE NOT permitted to enter.

Losers who were stupid enough to be stoned to death 💀 by their haters ARE NOT permitted to enter.

50 year old broke jealous psychotic haters who make YOU TUBE videos in their moms caravan whilst wearing stockings and little girls underwear and masturbate to the tune of she will be coming 💦 round the mountain as she comes 💦 ARE NOT a permitted to enter.

Answer will be on Friday 12.00 gmt when a 3 year child will pull the winner from the hat.

(Caveat) Unfortunately you will have to wait until 2036 to win your prize as that’s the doctors prediction when the child will utter his first words.

The originator of the competition (Mr Horney Inc) reserves the right to refuse anybody who is a dead broke jealous hater.

Good luck 🤞 Folks

[Mrhorney]

Sorry 😞 Folks my legal team Su,Grabit and Run have belatedly advised me of another group not allowed to enter.

Originally I barred an official race of enslaved persons namely Hebrews but on advice of council I was informed that this could leave me open to legal challenges down the line so to make everyone happy

ANYONE who are slaves not just Hebrews CANNOT ENTER.

Many thanks for your understanding

[BedWetterBettor]

Today’s installment is counting Sugar Daddy Foster’s money with Chrissy! He just flashes the same 10K he has been recycling for the last 2 months!! Never shows us footage of him playing and claims he made $3000 in an hour. But of course, anyone can show a bunch of money withdrawn from their father in laws account and claim they won anything. Perhaps if he wrote it down on an index card it would be more valid?!?!?



Plus I thought he withdrew 30K??? Did he lose 2/3 of his “bankroll” the first night and now is clinging to the last 10K?? Or did his new sugar daddy Keith Craft take another 18K from him?!? Lol, maybe he just paid off Jeff Reed and told him say you made 30K a month and I’ll let you use some of my money spliced with prop money in a video as proof!



Rivers: Yea just made it thru the end, this is as bad as watching Brown Nose Brandon. I’m sure he gave them a “discount” for like $300 per head, so it’s more like $6000. And it’s probably less than 20 people, there’s a woman’s count of 20 people which is like 40, man’s 20 people which is more like 15. And then there’s a Chrissy count of 20 which is probably 12 or so that idiots that coughed up $300 for this bullshit meeting thinking they’ll get “free” member ship for the rest of the year like Bdubs Brown noser and Meth Head Mike did.

And WTF is with little Kyle putting money in his mouth? It’s bad enough he’s sick with flu like symptoms, but does he even realize where that money has been?? I know he likes putting strange things in his mouth, but yeesh that is disgusting!!

[PositiveVariance]

Blowjob Bob Hesley:

1. Killing it gambling online
2. Wants Chrissy Bottoms to buy a house.
3. Donates to Saint Jude
4. Will give money to anyone who needs help.

Looks like He is trying to buy Chrissy's attention again. He is upset that Brown nose replaced him.

[zealanddonk]

BWB has nailed most of today's video:

Other highlights include a cameo by Non-Verbal Bubs, I give him a shoutout, but he never gives us a shoutout back.
Stacey was about as far from the camera as she could be and moved to be out of the shot whenever it was an issue.

Sam got a shoutout because apparently he's following the colouring in book, but is winning way more than 3% a day to hit the figures Chrissy is claiming [complete lie].

I particularly liked how Chrissy kept changing the story "I won $3600", "I won $4000 but gave away $350" (the fuck? no wonder hes glad he cant tip playmoney on BOL)
"I won $4000, but the line to get paid out took forever" -- yes, you include that in the total time taken/hourly rate.


Chrissy is also too stupid to realise many things, but one stands out:
He is bragging 20 people are paying $399 or whatever it is to come to his event but he forgets to realise that thats because he normally charges $5000 to gamble with him.
People are most likely going to play with him and "win big" (stay away from those cocktails, dont let Bubs hit his head on the table and distract you, dont let the light get in your eyes, dont let the smoke get in your eyes....) rather than deeply care whatever nonsense he will be babbling.

Really interestingly, he mentions they could fit 21 people at the baccarat table, and he has 20 people coming, and himself [as Jesus] would make 21.
Why not say hes going to reserve a table at this nonsense casino and play together that way.

It solves most of his problems [other than having to produce winning results, and it looking sus as fuck that 20 idiots are copying 1 idiot].

He also hit a number of his usual selling points, including a rant about college education, but spared us the sainted mother story [that seems to only come out when hes losing].
Claims he wont be making any more videos of this staycatation, and unsurprisingly didnt mention his 30 day blackjack series either.

Verdict: Skip this unless you like 70s style hotel rooms, Non-Verbal Bubs, or enjoy him ranting about college education.

[DavidDough]

He’s at Choctaw casino in Durant OK if anyone is curious. And that suite is in the old shitty tower there’s 2 newer towers that cost way more. This place is a 1 hour drive from Frisco lol

Also, this casino charges an ante for all table games. 50 cents per hand, $1 if the bet is over $100. So he’s paying a fee to play the game, on top of the house edge that’s already baked in. Only the biggest degens play these games, and the casino can only get away with it because Texans have no other options for gambling.