Right back atcha, Green (knob) Goblin
More sub 80 IQ bullshit from the worst gambler of all time
Right back atcha, Green (knob) Goblin
More sub 80 IQ bullshit from the worst gambler of all time
Still sitting there thinking the no bust is a good strategy because he’s showing some wins. You can hide any strategy behind the martingale for only so long. The facts however are that the game is made so that the dealer only busts about 28% of the time. If your whole strategy revolves around that happening a large portion of the time then you’re setting yourself up for disaster. Yes…not busting yourself means the dealer has to beat you…BUT…the percentage of the time that they will beat you is going to increase dramatically. Just keep keep sitting on those 12s, 13s, and 14s and watch what happens. Only a matter of time…and it has happened to him.
I remember the last time he pushed blackjack he all of a sudden switched to roulette and declared blackjack to be a game where you “throw your money up into the wind and pray.” He recently made a similar declaration when it comes to sports betting. He had loved sports betting because he “doesn’t have to do any work. Now it became him not wanting to sports net because “the players are in control” and he is not. The shifts will always come after he takes a big loss.
What a Christian…
Fuck you too. Bitch ass Kermit the Frog fag.
Just think about it. Years after he's been ridiculed about his no bust strategy, this "Einstein" still tells his flock to go for no bust even though it has been documented to be about 8 times worse than basic strategy in blackjack.
No explanation of why no bust is better. Has he ever learned anything? I would have thought this would be the one "strategy" he'd never talk about again due to the horrible house advantage against him using this, and, here it is on repeat. Love this guy for the entertainment he provides.
With Chrissy, the force is! Scammmer, Little Kyle is not!!
Either he’s auditioning for the stunt double role for Baby Yoda or he thinks that color doesn’t make him look like a homosexual?
He could also be submitting his bid for Shrek on Ice with Brian Boitano. Though I’d cast him as Donkey first “ Holla at ya… Heeeeeee Hawwwww!!”
and 99 cents CVS Las Vegas playing cards. Or did he end up burning them in the 2022 Frisco fire?Originally Posted by Forum Wars
"You know what? You keep grinding out that rent money, Chrissy. That's noble work you're doing."
Unshaven, terrible green hoody, calling someone else an idiot, a rich full day for Chrissy.
Better sign up for the May Masty Meetup soon cos Chrissy is going to close numbers REAL SOON.
Also, another perk of M.M.M is his claim that his wife and non-verbal Bubs are going to be there [complete lie].
To his credit he's cranked out a few of these no bust videos in the past couple of days, still another 25 to go to see if he can do a full 30 days.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Notice all his No bust Blackjack videos are under 20 minutes? His Roulette videos were double that. Since he is playing at such a massive disadvantage, he has to record much more footage in order to get a winning session. Ultimately I think we will see about 1 video for every 3 recorded. Or better yet see 1 minute of footage fo every 3 minutes recorded.
Chrissy still hasn't learned that other players at the table don't cause him to lose money. He is one of the morons that think "they took the dealers bust card". What about when the player takes the card that would have made the dealer 21? It goes both ways. In the long run other players don't effect the outcome. They help just as much as they hurt. The only argument one can make is they play less rounds per hour with other players at the table. But Chrissy is NOT playing with an advantage so playing solo cost him more money. He would actually lose less by playing with others.
Chrissy, I have offered you 10x your money if your system works. You won't take it because you know you are a massive loser at Blackjack just like every other casino game you play.
If Gonorrhea was a human, it would be Chrissy in that green hoodie. When I think Gonorrhea, that's exactly what I see. One disgusting family.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 04-14-2022 at 01:45 PM.
I've came to conclusion that Christopher Mitchell is indeed the GOAT.
The throat goat that is.
Well it looks like Peckerhead Pene has taken the MLM bait and is traveling cross Country to throw his money away on it!
This one is called Team Elite University or TEU run by scammer Jeff Mack!
Not quite as hilarious as Little Kyle and The Keith Craft Cock Suckers, but just as pathetic! They do Nu Skin sales(as the front) and of course it’s all about Team building!
The videos are mostly MLM tripe and some old dancing to old group participation songs. 1 or 2 decent looking chicks among the trolls, but you know they’re there for show and enticing people to sign up for the scam!!
And another riveting video from the charisma vacuum Brown Nose Brandon! Lol, no wonder he worships Chrissy, he could make an autistic person’s brain fall asleep with his monotone and deer in the head lights look!
Shouldn’t these guys have already accumulated many millions from gambling and the millionaire blueprint given how long they’ve been in Chrissy’s inner circle? Who needs these weak ventures?Well it looks like Peckerhead Pene has taken the MLM bait and is traveling cross Country to throw his money away on it!
This one is called Team Elite University or TEU run by scammer Jeff Mack!
Not quite as hilarious as Little Kyle and The Keith Craft Cock Suckers, but just as pathetic! They do Nu Skin sales(as the front) and of course it’s all about Team building!
The videos are mostly MLM tripe and some old dancing to old group participation songs. 1 or 2 decent looking chicks among the trolls, but you know they’re there for show and enticing people to sign up for the scam!!
And another riveting video from the charisma vacuum Brown Nose Brandon! Lol, no wonder he worships Chrissy, he could make an autistic person’s brain fall asleep with his monotone and deer in the head lights look!
It is the threads B-Day today...
April 14th - 2 Years Today!
Been some journey. I believe the post #1 of this thread was the first post I ever made on any forum. I remember wondering if anyone would give a shit. The SSS part of the forum wasn’t nearly as active as the Flying Stupidity section.
At the time it was all about politics. The election was coming up later that year and most of the really prevalent threads dealt with that. Although majoring in Political Science back in the day, I was totally burnt out on debating politics.
This Jizz-Rag Chrissy came up on my YouTube homepage and this thread was born. This thread has opened my eyes to all sorts of shit. It’s been such a major trip. I know I haven’t been very active as of late, but that is because of completely unrelated personal matters.
I want to give a special shout-out to the human Jizz-Rag Christopher Sniffells. You truly are the BLOAT. Pick up the phone and thank Mr. Foster right now because he’s the only reason you are not sucking dick under a bridge for peanuts.
It truly has been a trip and I hope I get to buy you all a free drink in Vegas one day. Don’t even have to worry about running into Chrissy. I heard he had to move. Pity.
Last edited by JeffDime; 04-14-2022 at 06:40 PM.
I just wanted to mention that everyone who writes posts, makes videos, radio segments, etc on Sniffells is providing information, entertainment, opinions and/or content for nothing in return. The thread, radio, videos and everything else has hopefully saved people some money, provided a few laughs, hindered Chrissy’s ability to scam, entertain & inform. This goes for anyone & everyone. No one is getting famous/rich doing Anti-Chrissy content. Well other than Cheetos with his BOL affiliate link & PDFs.
This forum and other platforms like it that peel the curtain back and show the reality of the gambling world are more important than ever. With the growing legalization of gambling it is a good thing that someone can find their way over here when googling a fraudster like Sniffells. Some people don’t want to know there is no Santa. They want to believe there are these winning strategies. At least they have a chance to come here and other places to get the real story. It is up to them if they want to listen.
I hope to be more active on the thread and get a video up for old times sake. Also wanted to give some love to Utah Drone for his Chrissy splicing videos. I know these things take time to do. Hopefully we’ll get a few more down the line.
Also wanted to mention to any lurkers that haven’t checked out the YouTube Slot Community thread that was so well written by “New Guy” to give that a look. Some good shit over there. Deals with YouTube & Gambling, so it’s worth a look if you haven’t as of yet. It’s right here in this sub forum along with a bunch of other really interesting threads.
What a Christian…
Fuck you too. Bitch ass Kermit the Frog fag.
YTSE = PPN (Postponed Premieres Network)
Looks like someone owns Throatgoat.com but it certainly would be a great Chrissy tribute site for someone to make. I’m not brave enough to look it up and see if it’s an active site or not. I’ll let someone else do that.
As I predicted , he’s doing multiple videos a day and trying to pass them off as a “New Day” in the challenge! He’s also wearing a new Kmart sweater that him looks more like Charlie Brown and standing in front of a different colored wall that’s probably from his son’s room!
Good grief Chrissy, get some furniture you fake millionaire!
I have taken notice of this also. He ends the videos in such strange places. Once he was up to 587(maybe it was 687 don't remember)...up $17 but normally he would quit at a even number---so would go for 590....but nope. $587 and up $17 and he quits for the day.Notice all his No bust Blackjack videos are under 20 minutes? His Roulette videos were double that. Since he is playing at such a massive disadvantage, he has to record much more footage in order to get a winning session. Ultimately I think we will see about 1 video for every 3 recorded. Or better yet see 1 minute of footage fo every 3 minutes recorded.
Chrissy still hasn't learned that other players at the table don't cause him to lose money. He is one of the morons that think "they took the dealers bust card". What about when the player takes the card that would have made the dealer 21? It goes both ways. In the long run other players don't effect the outcome. They help just as much as they hurt. The only argument one can make is they play less rounds per hour with other players at the table. But Chrissy is NOT playing with an advantage so playing solo cost him more money. He would actually lose less by playing with others.
Chrissy, I have offered you 10x your money if your system works. You won't take it because you know you are a massive loser at Blackjack just like every other casino game you play.
If Gonorrhea was a human, it would be Chrissy in that green hoodie. When I think Gonorrhea, that's exactly what I see. One disgusting family.
He should have stuck to roulette---a game were at lest his decisions weren't hurting him...now in the game of blackjack---in which decisions have a very large effect on how large the house advantage is...he is going to getting completely stripped and quickly
Honestly it really doesn’t matter if he does these videos actually in 30 days or if a “day” is just a subsequent online gambling session. Either way it will be interesting to not how many off camera jumps there are in his balance. In today’s video he started exactly where he left off. But in one of the earlier ones there was movement including in the cents portion of his balance.
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