Cheetos and Mitchell are so hilarious. The human version of a dog chasing its tail. "Almost got it, so close now!"
If you are dead set on gambling(and it's not for entertainment) then at lest try to learn a game that can be beaten. But in truth these guys are so lazy and lack intelligence----they just want to count random events and give meaning to it.
I enjoy the crown Cheetos. LOL
edit: Hard to believe but on simply intelligence, Cheetos is even a rung below Chris. At lest Chris has MLM knowledge and is making money off on the side. Cheetos is selling some ridiculous pdf for $50(i believe) basically Chris level 1. Cheetos even bought the coloring book and was trying that until he went broke and never spoke of it again. This was even during the time he was making fun of Chris and still fell for Chris's tactics. Makes so much money but lives in around a 500-700 square foot apartment. Simply classic. Probably just the pimp pad he brings his ladies back to, to show off his crown.
Chris is a bigger scum bag. But Cheetos is dumb as dirt.