Already past lunch time in Vegas and almost 4pm in florida.
Chrissy's "Gamblign all of February" guarentee [complete lie] isnt looking too promising.
And remember, excuses are for losers.
Already past lunch time in Vegas and almost 4pm in florida.
Chrissy's "Gamblign all of February" guarentee [complete lie] isnt looking too promising.
And remember, excuses are for losers.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Ah... February.
Brings back sweet memories of the month when Christopher Mitchell won $74,000 but actually lost $74,000.
Today’s new and improved Chrissy strategy involves sitting out for three spins after you get a win. Why three spins? Because you get kicked out of the BetOnline room if you sit out longer. Why not two spins or one spin? Well…he doesn’t say. Apparently he thought of this genius strategy while flying home from Tampa…where he’s been for the past 6 days even though he flew there on Friday and flew back on Tuesday. Oh…and in all those days where he didn’t do any gambling he didn’t get any sleep. Poor guy. His tiredness has forced him to offer half price membership into his Facebook group for all of February and then he’ll “never offer a discount again.”
Apparently there’s thousands of people who want to be Chrissy’s friend on Facebook. But the only way he will be your friend is if you join his group. Must be such a huge burden for him every time someone joins. I mean…to actually be their virtual friend takes so much out of you.
Oh and each time after you sit out three spins you should move one outside bet to the right (I.e. if you were playing hi/low…then you go to even/odd and then red/black). You work from left to right. I’m assuming he goes left to right instead of right to left because right to left would be like reading Hebrew and we know he doesn’t want to be a “Hebrew Slave.”
And also he’s now back to 6 martingales Apparently now it’s okay to lose 63% of your bankroll in one session as opposed to 31%.
Is there any strategy that doesn't work? How do the casinos make any money at all?
But back to reality. Funny he has won 280k in 2 months and spends his time on the plane trying to figure out a new strategy. All this money he makes and he spends all this time on these FB memberships to sign up members for 1k(most of the time far less) and playing for 50 cents a spin on roulette.
Withdrew all his profits again and back to $500...LOL.
This is getting so boring at this point. Just a broken record. Him and us.
edit: what does he even want us to believe? He talks about how great it is to play online but only plays for 50 cents a roll online. Then he trashes brick and mortar as being rigged(lol) yet to believe his story about the 140k means he has to bet heavy in brick and mortar. Even the dumbest person on earth can't believe this shit.
Last edited by crudebar; 02-02-2022 at 08:53 AM.
When you’re using martingale what you actually choose to bet on no longer matters. You can throw darts at 50/50 bets on the roulette board and you’re most of the time not going to lose 6 in a row. But just like anything else you’ll hit that variance and bust out eventually.
And no question..when he was in his big push in November and December he was saying he was in the brick and mortar every single day (and he was trying to show you that by staying in the suites again seemingly every weekend) yet now says that 90 percent of what he supposedly wins comes from online.
He also says that adding people to his group is a burden. If you’re really trying to help people and be the good guy you claim to be then you would never call it a burden. And if it is a burden then there’s no point to doing it if you can pull in $280K in 60 days without it.
And yes if each strategy wins every single day why would you ever need to think up new ones?
Chrissy's video today really was "I have to post something before midnight and I have zero ideas".
It was like a student who has asked for multiple extensions on a big an assignment, fucks around for weeks and finally slaps together some rubbish before the final due date and hopes its good.
So here's a retarded strategy which goes against one of the 5 (or is it 6) super secrets, or get in and get out quickly.
On a win, sit out 3 spins, burn down that clock, waste that time.
His initial explanation of the "strategy" was the ramblings of an idiot, and then displaying it did not improve it much.
As expected, he leaves wiggle room in the strategy that people can still fuck it up "if you are on odd or even, its entirely up to you if you stay on odd, or chop to even".
As others have pointed out, there is a very confliicting message "please join my uinner circle, normally its a $1000, but this month its only $500. Please join, I am desperate for the money, please"
vs "Fuck you very much for joining, it is such a burden. Any time people are bitching about losing money is just a burden. fuck you, pay me".
UtahDrone summed it up so much better with "complete lie".
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
He is trying to solve a game that has already been mathematically solved. He is simply too stupid to understand what that means...
Like always, his strategies, and about 99 percent of all gambling strategies(involving -ev) involve you gambling as little as possible while trying to keep you plus in real time for as long as possible. That's why they have, sitting out spins, 15 min time rules, only winning so much each day. None of these make any rational sense if your true goal is to make money. All these invisible lines for no reason; if it's about money. The truth is it isn't about money though...it's the high of gambling. So win your $20, go home let the dopamine run wild in your brain the rest of the day; thinking about your next gambling trip tomorrow. Then keep doing it til you lose. For some reason his idiots believe losing everything day 6 isn't greed but losing everything day 1 is...
It's always that simple.
edit: the time rules do work. Just not the way he says...they work because the less you gamble the less you lose. He pretends the less you gamble the more you win. Which is laughable to anyone with an IQ higher then your dog.
last thing: he is the kind of guy where you would take his strategy run it through a simulator it would come back a loser(like actual people do instead of losing their real money) but he would still go use it out in the casino and lose his ass; with his rational "no simulator can do what i do!"
He is just some MLM scammer with a middle school education. It's why he still talks and acts like a middle school child. It's sad because he will probably never let his child get an education either, can't have chris jr being smarter than dear old dad.
Last edited by crudebar; 02-02-2022 at 12:52 PM.
So dumbass Charlie Brown Prescott posted a losing video again, meaning he is desperate for views and likely YT revenue.
Same old song n dance, he starts losing around the 16 minute mark and loses his shit by 18 minutes.
Back n forth until the 50 minute mark and he goes broke on the last two bets chasing a $6 win… Lol! Will certainly make good material for Drone’s next compilation!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 02-02-2022 at 04:36 PM.
Druff's prediction that Chrissy was going to lose in February has gone better than any of Chrissy's predictions.
I assume since Tom Brady retired, Chrissy is thinking of retiring too.
O and obviously "Hey kids, if you want to waste $500 like I just did, join my goofy inner circle".
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
$6 bet followed by $50 bet followed by a $200 bet. That’s not a martingale. That’s a stupid-gale.
I watched the whole trainwreck video.
For a multi-millionaire playing low buyin roulette, he got very emotional over losing.
Probably didnt help that much earlier when he was up $60 he was bragging he's set up a new business AND hes letting inner circle members join him.
How good is that, going into business with a complete idiot.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Funny thing is…I don’t think he’s sophisticated enough to run his own MLM. You need a little bit of infrastructure to manage any “investors.” White boards and index cards can only take you so far. Just like when he tried to sell his sports picks…he came up with the concept of weekly and monthly packages and then suddenly realized that it would be difficult for him to manage that through his limited means (i.e. knowing who has paid for which package and therefore who to send a pick to). He quickly abandoned that idea.
Would be interesting if one of Double Jackpot’s moles exposes what this “business opportunity” actually is.
And in typical Chrissy degenerate fashion he had to prove to the world that he wins “every day”. So he shoots a video at 11:30 at night after supposedly depositing 2K into his account and then winning over $800 (which you never saw happen) and thus he is a winner yesterday having erased the $500 he lost earlier.
Well, did a little digging and found out the Circle jerk member he was meeting with in Florida is this Jermaine guy…
https://m.facebook.com/jermaine.wiggins.161?fref=nf
No not from the Jackson 5, but he was among the idiots at the birthday party affectionately known as the Jack Off Five!!
Highlights from the "overnight" video per above also include:
Chrissy pounding sugary drinks, sniffing, looking tired, looking like shit.
No surprises whe he is spending hours at the computer trying to win his money.
Erratic bet sizes in Baccarat that make no sense.
He claims it should be 1% of your bankroll [supposedly $2000 at the reload which we didnt see, up to $2860 at start of clip] but it is all over the place.
Despite his claims of never being emotional, there are a lot of "hollar at your boy".
Hilariously he starts one when he has a natural 9 and has to stop it when the dealer also shows a natural 9.
Also, swearing and generally unhappy when he loses [despite being a multi-millionaire].
He pretty much defeats the entire purpose of his small bankroll observations because he says "Its ok, I can just reload $2000".
I'm not sure Broke Ass Brandon can afford a quick $2k tickle when he feels like it.
Amazingly he gets right through roughly 50 minutes without bagging on people smarter than him, then makes shitting comments about college educated people [which assumedly includes his wife, his chriopractor and possibly his financial adviser].
Still no sign of January's "winner".
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
2860...haha. Obviously He deposited 2k and got a bonus(probably with bitcoin that made it slightly over 2k). I have no doubt BOL gives him huge bonuses for his play. Obviously those bonuses come with such a high play through that he is still -ev.
Sure he won $860 but didn't just put up that video. Sure kid(even though he is a middle aged man)
I just enjoy that he wants people to think these videos aren't his "real" gambling and he plays much much larger offline(meaning what he doesn't tape for his YT channel). Then when he loses $500 he quickly chases it with a 2k deposit.
I mean dude. If you are no longer doing videos for small rollers. Deposit 50-100k and just show us what the gay bald midget is capable of...
edit: or just the fact that BOL is letting him win 100k plus a month off them in roulette without removing him. Just so god damn hilarious.
It really wouldn’t surprise me if Charlie Brown moves away from Vegas but still makes his Youtube videos as if he is still in Vegas, It’s not like he is seen any longer inside the casinos.
He could move to Florida and do the timeshare thing. We all know he won’t openly admit to being a timeshare salesman. It’s scammy, but at least it’s better than what he is doing now. He couldn’t justify being a multimillionaire with at least 20 different systems that can beat the breaks off of the casino while simultaneously approaching random people offering them a free meal for 90 minutes of their time.
The sad part is if Chrissy was a Timeshare Salesperson, it would probably be the most honest living he has ever made.
He can then take his “fake” trips to Florida once per month or so, but In actuality he would be living there.
The inter circlets are dumber than dirt, they wouldn’t even realize he moved.
Actually besides his affiliate link, his biggest asset is his inner circle. He very possibly has put together 200 of the dumbest, most gullible, low IQ group of people on this planet. Back in the day they called this a “mailing list”. So go ahead Chrissy, market your brain dead group of Buffoons that would buy coal from someone when they are in hell.
Chrissy wants us to believe that he is relaxing at home most of the day with his family. This couldn’t be further from the truth. I guarantee Chrissy is constantly checking his messages to try and convince people to buy into the jerk circle or register an account at BOL under his affiliate link. I guarantee people constantly troll him. I believe this is the main reason he stopped putting his email out there and wanted folks to contact him through social media since people are less likely to set up a social media account to troll vs. a burner email. With social media you can see when they signed up as well as generally tell if it’s an authentic profile. He is checking hours each day, and then there are his YouTube gambling videos. Since he is a -EV player, every 3 videos he records of online play, he likely tosses out 2 of them and uses just 1.
So Chrissy isn’t a NINE to FIVER, he’s more like a SIX AMer to ELEVEN PMer! 7 days per week! He is Commission Kings Bitch. Day and Night.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 02-03-2022 at 03:16 PM.
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