you shall need his SS# to report him.... gd lk.
you shall need his SS# to report him.... gd lk.
He doesn’t need to pay taxes if he’s a net gambling loser, which we can safely assume he is. He needs to be paying taxes on his modest YouTube earnings and on his scamming income/“consulting” fees/inner circle jerks membership fees. He would also need to pay taxes on his immense Bitcoin/crypto trading income, and his Colt Studios royalties.Originally Posted by zealanddonk
This has to be his dumbest strategy to date. Sit around until the same column hits two times in a row and then start martingaling up to three times on the other two columns. Because…the same column isn’t going to hit five times in a row (even though from the point you jump in it only has to hit three times in a row). I mean…that’ll never ever ever happen. Will it?
So much for the trend being your friend.
Last edited by TheRivers; 06-30-2021 at 08:40 AM.
Well, everyone can let him know how dumb he is… he is live right now!!!
Looks like he got cold feet 10 minutes in and gave up when nobody was asking prices for his bullshit! Oh well, next time then!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 06-30-2021 at 08:30 AM.
Which gym is this?
Speaking of Martingale...
Below is a screenshot from yesterday’s video. 3 separate people all admitting going BUSTO on either an 8 step or 9 step Marty. This is just 3 out of who knows how many brain dead people that took this Buffoons advice. This is why Chrissy and his followers are BROKE.
Folks, a 9 step Martingale with a starting base bet of $25 is $12,775 all in. Lose bet #9 and your out $12,775.
A 9 step Martingale with a starting base bet of $100 is $51,100. Lose bet #9 and your out over $50k.
No wonder Chrissy stopped promoting baccarat. What a Donkey.
Chrissys and Stacys unemployment ends the first week of September. I’m not sure what these scamming low life leaches plan to do after that.
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 06-30-2021 at 11:56 AM.
There is a “CHRISTOPHER P. MITCHELL” that got a government PPP loan out of Ohio. Less than 60
Minutes from Columbus. You can see all the recipients for the PPP loans online. Not sure at this time if it’s Chrissy, but looking into it.
Yes, you can look them up here: http://projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/bailouts/
Apparently he realized how ubsurd he looked and removed the live video.
He was embarrassed that he said he was going to do 45 min of cardio and he only got through 10 and he was cramping and breathing heavy like a fat man sprinting to the fridge during a commercial break.
Apparently he realized how ubsurd he looked and removed the live video.
I wish I would have watched that narcissistic out of shape idiot in that gym video earlier this afternoon lol…oh Chrissy. You’re such a retarded fat fuck.
Well…if you guys want to join Chrissy at the gym, I found the address for it. Thank you BWB for steering me in the right direction!
I know Jizzy Chrissy will be glad to have some real friends to spot and workout with!. Plus…he’s there for over 2 hours a day, so you can’t miss him!
Oh Chrissy Bottoms…you just love being on your back don’t you?? Have fun reliving and remaking that trifling Swim Team video.
You’re in the presence of greatness, folks. We have a top 2% earner who rents a condo with rented and USED furniture, leases a car, and can’t withdrawal $2k from his MULTIPLE bank accounts. And the reason he claims “he’s not greedy and doesn’t need to play large bets” is because he doesn’t have the funds to do so. People with a limited amount of intelligence can see right through his bullshit. He really pats himself on the back today. Get ready for some GOAT talk today, folks. Enjoy another LIVE “recorded” gambling session.
#AllCasinosCheat
***SPOILER ALERT: He never gives a new strategy. Just a bunch of rambling self kudos. For all his hard work he made $9. Yep…$9. Congrats, Chrissy, you can buy a happy meal. ***
Last edited by RMS9; 07-01-2021 at 07:15 AM.
Actually, he’s likely not lying about being in the top 2%. If you’re talking globally getting into the top 10% only requires that you have a net work or 93K. Top 2% might be something in the neighborhood of 200K (a lot of poverty-stricken countries that are included in these numbers). We know he and and his wife have scammed an awful lot of people…so it wouldn’t shock me if he’s worth 200%. It just sounds more impressive to him when he says top 2%.
This all said…his strategy is just…pick what you want and martingale as many times as your bankroll will allow for until you win…and then keep doing that progression 200 times per day. Ya know what? Online this likely can work for a while given how small the bets can be. You can Marty 7 or 8 times and be okay. But how boring is that? Who really wants to sit there all day trying to make 50 cents at a time?
He seems to be still selling the inner circle. He’s just not doing it publicly. He gets you to contact him and then makes the pitch. Hopefully not many are falling for it.
Actually, he’s likely not lying about being in the top 2%. If you’re talking globally getting into the top 10% only requires that you have a net work or 93K. Top 2% might be something in the neighborhood of 200K (a lot of poverty-stricken countries that are included in these numbers). We know he and and his wife have scammed an awful lot of people…so it wouldn’t shock me if he’s worth 200%. It just sounds more impressive to him when he says top 2%.
This all said…his strategy is just…pick what you want and martingale as many times as your bankroll will allow for until you win…and then keep doing that progression 200 times per day. Ya know what? Online this likely can work for a while given how small the bets can be. You can Marty 7 or 8 times and be okay. But how boring is that? Who really wants to sit there all day trying to make 50 cents at a time?
He seems to be still selling the inner circle. He’s just not doing it publicly. He gets you to contact him and then makes the pitch. Hopefully not many are falling for it.
It wouldn’t surprise me if Chrissy brought in 200k during 2020 from scamming. His issue is he gave it all back gambling. Just from what we know about his earnings from the PDF from the first few months in 2020 as well as “Facebook Group 2.0”’ later in 2020 puts him over 100k in scamming income, so I don’t think 200k total is far off. As far as “Net Worth”, I would bet almost any amount of money he couldn’t show $10k if he sold everything he owned. In today’s video he’s holding up $500. He would show more than that if he had it. As was mentioned above, I believe his rent is due and he needs to make a push for income.
To borrow a quote from Rounders, its noble work that he is doing.
The "all casinos cheat" rant is hilarious if nothing else.
Another favourite, he's been "retired" for 10 years so he can do what he wants. Then he mocks a professional gambler for also working construction.
This is after his rant that he doesnt have greed, ego or pride (well, we know one of those is true).
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Just showing $500 now Chrissy….wow. I remember the days when that good old rinky dink Dollar General money counter was in full effect. Lol…I don’t know what’s worse. You scamming thousands and upon thousands from innocent and naive people and losing it all because of your pathetic gambling problems and gay porn habits. Or…you bought fake money from Amazon and put on this facade as if you’re part of this 1% elite rich class of the world. The last time I checked, rich people such as that don’t rent condos or have estranged in laws co-sign for cars. Oh Señor Titties…you just wish you was a Rockefeller or part of the Bilderberg group. You’re not at the meetings in the Bohemian Grove or at Jekyll Island. Nope. You are not. Never will be. You’re a nobody.
Things are really getting tight in that Mitchell household. If you never ever lose, why not just make your own money and not worry about anyone else? Oh yeah…you’re doing God’s work. Really folks…Folks…isn’t this a face you can trust?
I mean seriously. Quick life lesson to anyone new reading this or anyone thinking about even joining that imbecile. If it sounds way too good to true, then it is not 100% true at all. The perfect example of this is Christopher Mitchell. Again…remember this face…
Can’t trust someone that did gay porn and blatantly denies it…
I just can’t with this delusional clown…I can’t wait till Bubs is older to see his father on the internet. He’s going to be so curious and proud. Proud just like his daddy. Guess who is breastfeeding Champers now…transitioning Chrissy or Tuna Cooch…I’m just at a loss of words.
We are all aware that Chrissy is mentally retarded, but what in the hell is that a tattoo of on his arm? Looks like some jailhouse artwork. If you look at the picture above (The picture Elmo posted where he is lying down) from a distance it looks like a ribbon made into a bow, that would go on a gift.
Seriously, it looks like an action figure with catalytic converters/Mufflers for it’s arms. I hope he didn’t actually pay money for it. I think this is proof of his full blown mental retardation. Do you just wake up one day and say, “I’m going to get the stupidest tattoo in history?” He decides to get one tattoo on his entire body, and he gets this? The best thing he ever did was cover it up. Good thing it will be forever memorialized here on this forum for Champers and everyone else to see what a full blown Buffoon he is.
EDIT: I honestly had no idea what the hell this was until I saw it more clear. Lifting barbells. Still stupid AF.
THE REAL REASON CHRISSY HITS THE GYM DAILY....
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 07-02-2021 at 12:39 AM.
Just another takeaway from the video and other past videos. You think Chrissy has OCD for cleanliness?? Whenever we see the “Mitchell’s “ at the rented Condo, there’s nothing in disarray! Not a dirty dish in the sink, wet paper towel or old Monster can on the counter top, a toy on the floor or a piece of clothing laying around!
I’m sure he probably stages the background before filming, but you’d think if this was a normal “family” there would be a hint of chaos or day to day living in that place. Even his car is spotless, which sorta makes sense seeing as he doesn’t fully own it!! But not even a blanket or pillow in the back for the kid?
But it would indicate he has severe OCD among other things and probably won’t bode well for that kid growing up.
I think I may have found a diagnosis for the “Tuna Cooch”...
Stacy, I will save you a trip to the OBGYN.
There is something called “KETO CROTCH”
Yes, this is an actual side effect women are having from the Keto diet. All that stuff the 2 of them eat. Cat food breakfast and all.
“Vaginas start to emit an intense odor after going on the diet.”
“It smells like a mix between urine and a discharge.”
“The diet alters the PH of the vagina causing it to be more alkaline and allowing an overgrowth of bacteria.”
LOOKS LIKE STACY TURNED TO REDDIT TO FIND ANSWERS regarding her “Vajayjay”...
Yes Stacy, “Happy thoughts During squats” LOL
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 07-03-2021 at 01:06 AM.
Hurry up guys. The next opportunity of a lifetime only lasts tor 24 hours.
Remember when he said he was rich and didn’t need to sell services anymore? Now it’s just $350 to get in and $100 if you’ve been in there before. How could anyone pass that up…unless they have a brain?
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