Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

lol.... Krissy makes another comment on the Casino Quest video....

Sadly, it's NOT Chrissy...

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100011237014596

Brian Levesque is in fact a Real human being(and I use that term loosely) and former Chum of Chrissy's. He was last seen in the August 25 2022 Losing Live Session with Zach, Brandon and April Going Down Hill LOSING their entire Bankrolls following the Colt Dolt. Where he called a hispanic dealer "Jose" despite that not being his name!

Only to rightfully LOSE his next 5 big boy bets and his entire bankroll of $1600 that night!



I've posted many odd rants and casino trip delusions of this Brian Levesque, and while you would think judging by the Profile picture and Insane ranting posts, he was a fake profile or some kind of troll, he is in fact a right wing nut case!

[zealanddonk]

Today's nonsense:

27m21s long.
6.33k subscribers at time of viewing
Thumbnail is Chrissy staring at a woman with "36DDs".
Odds he knows this woman in person are slim so its probably some sort of copyright infringement along with his clickbait.

Scene opens with Chrissy wearing blue hoody, blye cap, unshaven looking tired AND the paper based version of the whiteboard.

Chrissy rambles there wll be 6 secrets so unlikely we'll learn anything new.

1m14 Secret number #1 open a professional bank account

Chrissy then gives 3 examples of professionals (well, 2 and business owner because Chrissy is an idiot).
Remarkable all 3 examples are men.

2m50 Blah blah blah, opened his Chase big boy account with $500 four and a half years ago now it has hundreds of thousands of dollars in it
Oddly no evidence of that in a long time, and it was at roughly $500k a year ago, shouldnt it be at $1m by now?

3m10s Chrissy claims he set up a business entity to open his "business" bank account
That seems to be the first we are hearing of that story variation.
Also, banks wont care unless he is trying to set up he got some sort of special package for this nonsense.

3m25s New origin story / lie
Chrissy claims within 6 months of opening the account he learnt how to win
The other version of this story was he went to gamble with Stace, put $500 in the account before he went, won $800 and its fgrown ever since
Except THAT story has two versions 1) he never lost after getting to $10k and 2) he got to $50k and fucked it away in a day.

So add "when ddi Chrissy open the account and why" to the pile of exotically stupid stories he tells.

3m48s secret #2 invest a lot of time and money

4m Chrissy brags hes lost hundreds and thousands in the early days. blah blah blah
Chrissy compares it to a doctor taking loans to go to med school to eventually set up a practice and pay the money back.
Except: eevryone needs a doctor, nobody needs an extra arsehole like Chrissy.

5m20s Chrissy claims doctors, lawyers and professional gamblers are all the same except
two require going to school for multiple years and require a bare minimum level of intelligent

This is also very off brand for Chrissy given he often hurr hurrs the idea of getting loans and going to school.


5m39 Chrissy is editting this nonsense because he doesnt want to waste time writing on the paper.
Secret number #3: Sacrifices

6m30 Chrissy starts talking smack about his former "friends" that we have no evidence existed. Chrissy's back on brand. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee they all had jobs, but not me cos Im the best reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Also hurr hurr they drank beer but I had to go to the casino even if I didnt want to
Rememebr Chrissy claimed he used to be an addict but now he isnt. Yeah no.

7m Chrissy claims you have to give up going to sporting events
Given Chrissy's track record of turning up and his preferred team losing, I think we know who should be staying home

7m27 Secret number #4 Massive Bankroll

7m57 Chrissy has a fantasy that $50k bankroll makes you a professional, forgetting all the ultra rich people who like gambling.

8m56 Blah blah blah how to get the big massive bankroll: play online.
As we saw in the last live video, online wont cheat you, but land based casinos might cheat you.

12m35s Secret number #5 System: hurr hurr you have to have a system hurr hurr

And theres still 15 minutes of this nonsense left and no sign of DD titties yet.

12m49s Chrissy gives a warning he is about to use some big boy bad language, hurr hurr

13m04 Chrissy the idiot says if you dont like bad language, either stop watching this idiocy now or just fast forward to secret number #6.
Way to lose potential marks there Chrissy.

13m25 Chrissy reminds us that SYSTEM means
Save
Your
Self
Time
Energy
And
Money

Hurr hurr.

13m50 Chrissy warns us not to be distracted and starts rambling about the thumbnail
Chrissy mimes large breasts, Chrissy probably wishes he had large breasts

14m25 Chrissy starts rambling he was playing Spinny as a way of explaining the thumbnail
Is this the story where Stace was supposedly there, or is this a regular occurance for Chrissy?

16m15 Chrissy has been busy writing his scripts (based on semi real events)
Chrissy claims some ddue asked the woman how big her breasts were, she said 36DDs so he bets on 36.
She asked how big his cock is, he says 10 inches, she calls bullshit and bets on 3.
As with most of Chrissy's stories we know there is a sliver of truth in them: Can you guess who the under developed guy in the story was?

16m45 Chrissy ruins a bad story by going "hurr hurr I told you I'd use vulgar language, hurr hurr dont make a comment about this or I'll block you, hurr hurr"

16m50 Chrissy now claims if you are still here you are probably laughing, having a good time and thinking I like this guy Christopher Mitchell, maybe he is really the goat at least he's down to earth and funny
Chrissy really is getting desperate.

17m10s Chrissy states this is a very stressful lifestyle: Isnt that what killed his sainted mother? Isnt he a multi-millionaire and could literally do anything else with his money and be stress free?

17m50 Chrissy starts a long rant about people picking inside numbers for inane reasons, but forgets all the times he commanded the ball to land somewhere.

Chrissy starts ranting those people dont have syhstems, looking to get rich quick, blah blah blah.
Chrissy hasnt told us if Dana White is a professional Blackjack player or if Chrissy thinks Dana is a fucking idiot

19m40 Chrissy now rants about Baaaacky players, calls it a coin flip, effectively states there are no trends, and idiots will just bet on whichever side has the most bets.
Chrissy of course forgets that he tells his chums to copy him bet for bet

Also Chrissy doesnt give us the payoff for his breasts and dick size joke, because he made the whole thing up, or got confused and couldnt remember the punchline

20m20s secret number #6 stay focused

Follow
One
Course
Until
Susccessful

Chrissy bringing out the ol Network marketing stuff today.

21m30 Chrissy claims haters dont know how focused he is on gambling, day after day after day.
Except Chrissy constantly brags about gambling every day like he's an addict
22m Chrissy earlier told us if you dont like vulgar language, skip to secret number #6.
Chrissy starts dropping F-Bombs because the topic of haters really gets under his skin
Because he knows hes a scammer.

22m50 Chrissy now rambles about distractions such as alcohol, big tits (including strippers and hookers, which we know Chrissy deos not pay any attention to)

23m39 LOL after ranting about people withotu systems being idiots, Chrissy actually namedrops Dana White
Like Dana knows who Chrissy is.

25m50 Chrissy claims he was in the high limit room, trying to focus on playign baaacky despite telling us its only a coin flip game and Dana White and his 20 person Posse were extremely loud having a good time.
What do you think Chrissy did, beat them all like they were his father, or kept his mouth shut like the bitch that he is?

26m20 and heres how you know this is all nonsense: Chrissy claims he has to get his daily pay from the casino to look after his wife and son
There you have it folks, Chrissy _has_ to gamble. Despite claiming multiple millions of dollars, but no house, one car, no LOLex, no evidence, he has to keep on going to the casino to get money to look after his family.
So much for those 7 businesses with passive income to keep them afloat as well.


So basically nothing new here except new origin story of the bankroll bank account and some idiotic ramblings of an idiot.

[PositiveVariance]

WARNING! The ANAL GAMBLER...

We know Chrissy, we know.






Chrissy is staring at them CHEEKS !

[PositiveVariance]

In almost 4 years of Chrissy's nonsense, this is the first we are hearing about a business account.

Maybe he was audited for his fraudulent tax return, or possibly questioned by the authorities?

Chrissy of all people did not know the importance of a business account primarily for tax purposes, and know all of a sudden he is talking about it? I smell Bowlsheet



From what I recall he has shown his Chase card before and it said "Christopher Mitchell". If it was a dba, at Chase it says the person's name then DBA and business name. I guarantee he is to cheap to do higher levels of business structure vs. A simple DBA (doing business as).

Also, him saying he has had a business account for 4 years is locking him into a statement, when someday he is prosecuted for his tax crimes.


I suppose it is possible at some banks to have just your name on a debit card for a business account if requested, but I have had a business account at Chase in the past and it had the business name on the card.

Does anyone remember him showing a card with a business name? Maybe during the time at the ATM when he showed the receipt for $200k? I just find it incredibly strange he is now talking about it.

[donkey]

Squirtstopher

[PositiveVariance]

TheRivers: He had an account under the name Lavish Life Inc.

I remember the Lavish Life inc., wasn't that from his MLM days?

I remember seeing several different business names and business structures, but not necessarily a business bank account.

But I guess you need money to have a bank account, something Squirts is not familiar with...

[BedWetterBettor]

Found these gems for posterity!



Oops, so much for Online Sites endorsed by the Colt Goat being trustworthy!?!?



Also Mumbles released a Chrissy video after months of nothing or useless garbage about other Twitch streamers. The sound quality is so bad you’d think Doofus was reading lines in a Chrissy voice! He literally used the Truck driver clip 4 times trying to make his weak joke. Not realizing the rules of comedy are Timing and Do a Gag Three times at Most to get a joke through, arrright!?!??



Instead of stealing Clips from Drone’s video, he should try getting better at his own shitty video editing skills. If only he realized there’s video and photos from Chrissy’s most pathetic attempt to do Gay Porn with Bryan Ockert at Chaos Men, he’d have a world of new jokes to fail at!







The sound quality is so bad it sounds like he recorded it in the trunk of a car! Thank God for 1DBC and Billy Goat Productions!

[1dollarboxcar]

and the Phillies win / Dbacks lose.... i'm goin Sizzler..... and poor Krissy has now lost 4 in a row.... 3 Ranger losses in a row and a Dback loss tonight

he better hope he started his Mitchellgale at 50 cents ... like a low roller.... whatever it takes... LMAO LMBO )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[BedWetterBettor]

and the Phillies win / Dbacks lose.... i'm goin Sizzler..... and poor Krissy has now lost 4 in a row.... 3 Ranger losses in a row and a Dback loss tonight

he better hope he started his Mitchellgale at 50 cents ... like a low roller.... whatever it takes... LMAO LMBO )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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[BedWetterBettor]

This video came up when I typed Chrissy’s name in the YouTube Search bar… hahahahahaha!




Yes, tell us Kyle should you commit this sin? I believe there’s documentation of you doing this for quite some time to the point you were a balding, pasty white, tub of lard with a receding hair line. So what say you Squirtstopher?

Isn’t the 11th commandment “Thou Shall Not Squirt!!!”







Shoutout to Elmo!

Annnnnnd the Colt Dolt puts out a lame Spinny video(shoutout to ZD) starts with $800 and gets a Massive Profit of…


$13! Hahahahahahha, Masturbator Mitchell is truly broke and ruined after losing on the DBacks annnnnnd Rangers! Have fun ZD, I got football to watch and money to win by Default by Shadowing Squirtstopher’s bets folks!

[crudebar]

His shit lately is even more ridiculous than usual(obviously says a lot)

Loses 1k in 5 min. Tells everyone---"o next time i am bringing 5k and not playing by myself" Let's just put aside the humor of his excuses of why he lost.(which would be parody for an true professional)

Comes back with 1k and once again sits alone. Tells people he loses on purpose and is showing u a strategy that isn't his best strategy but doing it to entertain you. Truly WTF is this idiot talking about? Proceeds to lose $180 and then tells us he is turning off the camera to use his super duper strategy to get all the money back. Even slightly more stupid, even for him....

Now does his recorded "live" roulette and wins $13 and runs.

Hopefully we are NOW FINALLY GET CLOSE TO THE END. What idiot will step forward and hand him money to gamble this time? He needs another idiot at this point or soon we will see the $100 starting balance an his 50 cent bets again. Seems like it is getting close.

[1dollarboxcar]

todays episode of the latest and greatest, super duper bestest ever strategy... online playing roulette.... i haven't watched it yet

https://files.catbox.moe/8yv718.mp4

[1dollarboxcar]

Krissy professed in a video almost a week ago that him and the Cum Guzzlers were betting Rangers to win the series against the Astros

been fading him the whole way.... got my Astros bet in just now... gotta go with former Astro and Hall of Famer Craig Biggio... once again.....

[TheRivers]

Folks, I have finally found it!!! The most perfect Roulette strategy you will ever see!! This one is so well thought out that i can’t possibly ever lose. God’s honest truth I haven’t lost with this in the past 3 days since I started implementing it.

The strategy is so simple even a first-grader can use it

1. Buy a big bag of holiday M&Ms
2. Pick a random M&M out of the bag.
3. If the M&M is red then bet on red. If it’s green then bet on black (because only an idiot would bet on green).
4. If you lose then go outside and bang your head against the nearest tree…then come back and repeat the process…but quintuple your next bet
5. If you win then just eat the M&M, Can’t have the casino figure out how you knew to bet on that color.
6. If you win then just keep betting on the same color till you lose…or until you just get hungry for more M&Ms
7. If at any time you notice that a “Jenny Trigger” has occurred (meaning the ball landed on 8, 6, 7, 5, 30, or 9) then start betting $100 on each of those numbers and keep doubling until you win…and hope that Jenny don’t change her number.

Note that the above trigger will only work with a 30 and not a 3 and a 0…because only an idiot would ever bet on a 0

There. Now how genius is that?

[TheRivers]

Perhaps even Chrissy found that todays video was even too dumb for his standards. The video is now gone.

[1dollarboxcar]

Perhaps even Chrissy found that todays video was even too dumb for his standards. The video is now gone.

perhaps it was the reporting of him threatening violence against people.... when at the 4'55" mark he said he would like to smack people across the head... i reported it , and was on my way back here to have you guys mass report it also.... but maybe some other people had done the same thing

that i was thinking.... and reporting the video for a violent outburst against others worked ....??? )))))))))))))))))

and he got a strike ??

again you can watch it here https://files.catbox.moe/8yv718.mp4

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy's new video "Roulette strategy how to play and win every day"
6.37k subscriebrs at time of viewing

Chrissy wearing black and white

Bankroll start: $800.86
Closing balance: $813.86


Despite telling us how much he loves American Roulette, this is another European roulette video.

Run time 37m36
Chrissy shows off a new strategy called waste a lot of time. I mean sit out when you lose
Chrissy also reveals a secret many chums do not know: 4 is even

I'll skip most spins unless interesting.

1m Chrissy claims hes going to document the video by......telling us the time and his balance. Two things obvious from looking.
Everything else he states must be true as well in that case.

2m Chrissy with a new strategy: is this the secret always win strategy????????
Hurr hurr
1) bet on the winner
2) if you win, repeat
3) if you lose, sit out
4) bet the winner


4m30 Chrissy rambles a lot and points out a number could have 3 ways of winnings.
So, if you just sat out, do you bet all 3 or do you guess the next winner?
Lets find out what this nonsense actually means

5m Chrissy decides hes had enough of being useful and insults the viewers
Claims effectively you are an idiot if you have to ask if you should mitchellgale if you lose because you cant make money gambling by flat betting.
seems like only a coupla videos ago Chrissy claimed he was flat betting a hot streak and made money

5m50 Chrissy now tells us when you are winning you flatbet, despite literally less than a minute ago saying you cant make money from flat betting.

6m40 Chrissy mumbles some nonsense about streaks and claims red could win 35 times in a row
Indeed it could but not for Chrissy.

7m50 Chrissy points out the flaw with this system which he has used quite some time ago:
A number has 3 different ways to win, you have to guess one way to win
Chrissy also claims if red goes on a 5 win streak now, he'll get all 15 because this strategy never goes against the trend.

9m50 Chrissy claims if you have a big bankroll, small bets and follow this strategy it is impossible to lose.
More like just delaying the inevitable so he gets his 35% slower and smaller but does get it.

10m45 Chrissy claims you cant take pen and paper to a spinny table at a lot of casinos
if only they had an electronic sign that updated after every spin on your behalf

12m46 Chrissy claims his biggest winning streak was 17 Reds in a row at an oklahoma casino
Great how this mirrors him getting blacked 17 times in a row per BWB's post above.

13m30 Chrissy negs his viewers by bragging about mitchellgale and claiming if they are scared by big bets they can martingale.

13m40 Chrissy is losing, so he whips out the old two dozens style to go with chase the winner

14m30 Chrissy tells us this strategy also works with Baaaacky and threatens to make a video about it.

15m25 Chrissy claims he was using this strategy earlier and won 13 "two dozens" in a row.
Assuming my math is correct, there is a 0.35% chance of that happening, or 1 in 277.
So possible, but unlikely.
Does this explain Chrissy winning close to $200 off stream?


Chrissy claims you see trends in Spinny: Yeah we see him losing big playing live and winning small

17m15s Chrissy has been betting two dozens, gets 4 in a row and tells us how powerful this strategy is.
This has a roughly 18% chance of happening, amazing I know.

17m40 Chrissy tells us this is how he makes his money: $1 at a time, its noble work Chrissy
He also claims he takes a $100k bankroll to the casinos except in that recent live video where he flushed $1k in 3 spins and claims he was going to bring $5k with him next time, which he didnt

Chrissy claims he makes $3000 - $25000 a day at the real casinos on Sports betting and Spinny and Baaaacky.
Despite no evidence of this.

Chrissy claims this nonsense is a little better for Spinny rather than Baaacky because there are more options.

New dealer so Chrissy also sits out.

22m04s "So when I started making these online videos what maybe a week ago I literally deposited $500 into this account
Chrissy forgets to mention he donked off his $$$ playing european 2 days before then.

28m Chrissy does a throwback to his old videos where he hurr hurrs "click click I dont know what your job is but all I do is clcik rebet hurr hurr".

Chrissy starts rambling about not being greedy as he is up a whole $13 in 30 minutes.

Chrissy rambles he makes these videos for us.

30m20 In a reversal from yesterday, Chrissy tells us this strategy is not stressful at all because you arent placing big bets.

36m35 Chrissy gets a win and tells us winner winner sushi for dinner, he loves sushi.
basic maths tells us if he wins $30/hr and likes to spend $300 on sushi, he'll be "working" an 10 hour day to feed his fat face
Chrissy forgets to tell us and his chums that BOL doesnt give comps to normies.
OR do they?

Anyways not much meat on this, other than a new strategy called sit out which is similar to one of his older strategies.

[zealanddonk]

Either theres a glitch or he's deleted it already

And, there was nothing overtly wrong with the video either as far as I can tell.

==edit==
I started writing the review before TheRivers posted that it was gone.

Defintiely weird on Chrissy's part.

Actually given his claims about long streaks he might have wanted to delete it

Or maybe this is the mystical new never lose strategy he has and realised he couldnt share it with the world.

[PositiveVariance]

All the Roulette talk makes me think of the time Chrissy said, he does not worry about "Green Zeros" since they don't hit that often. Haha

Did anyone save Utah Drones video "Green Zeros"?

It was beautiful seeing Chrissy going into a rage over Green Zeros that "Don't hit that often"...

What kind of gambler calls them GREEN zeros, anyway?

[BedWetterBettor]

All the Roulette talk makes me think of the time Chrissy said, he does not worry about "Green Zeros" since they don't hit that often. Haha

Did anyone save Utah Drones video "Green Zeros"?

It was beautiful seeing Chrissy going into a rage over Green Zeros that "Don't hit that often"...

What kind of gambler calls them GREEN zeros, anyway?

There’s a saved clip of his Green Zero’s’s stupidity in Spencer’s video at the 7:20 mark!




And then the Green Zero angry tirade is in Morgenstern’s cronie’s video Exposing CM!




Wonder how those Christian family men at Papa Keith’s Scamster Mind Meetings would feel if they saw this?