So…which would you trust more…a self driving car or Christopher Mitchell behind the wheel taking video of himself while the car is in motion and having one or no hands on the wheel?
So…which would you trust more…a self driving car or Christopher Mitchell behind the wheel taking video of himself while the car is in motion and having one or no hands on the wheel?
My apologies if this was already mentioned----decided to watch his last video.
LOL at the thought he only bet $1,000 on the dodgers. Sure you did pal. That's why you cut a 3 day vacation down to a single day so you could run home and throw a bunch of money on a -180 ml.
His lies are so adorable. Who continues to bankroll the ridiculous midget is dumbfounding.
That’s what I want to know, Crude. It just doesn’t seem possible that he still has the volume in members to pay him at the level where he can wager 10-15k on these expensive favorite ML bets. Even if he is making money from BOL or YouTube, it’s nothing substantial based on his low numbers. Despite what he claims, he has zero other money making businesses. He’s just too incompetent to functionally run any business of any substance. His primary (and likely only) means to income has to be gambling, and we know he’s terrible at that. It just doesn’t make sense who’s bankrolling him to make these ridiculous wagers. I’d understand if he was working this charade for 6 months to a year. But this has been ongoing for 3-4 years. Can papa Foster really be this naive and staking this demented shit stain???Originally Posted by crudebar
This is a very good point. We knew In the past, where the money was coming from, but where is it CURRENTLY coming from?That’s what I want to know, Crude. It just doesn’t seem possible that he still has the volume in members to pay him at the level where he can wager 10-15k on these expensive favorite ML bets. Even if he is making money from BOL or YouTube, it’s nothing substantial based on his low numbers. Despite what he claims, he has zero other money making businesses. He’s just too incompetent to functionally run any business of any substance. His primary (and likely only) means to income has to be gambling, and we know he’s terrible at that. It just doesn’t make sense who’s bankrolling him to make these ridiculous wagers. I’d understand if he was working this charade for 6 months to a year. But this has been ongoing for 3-4 years. Can papa Foster really be this naive and staking this demented shit stain???
His Chums club memberships are minimal, bringing in roughly $5k per month.
This is likely going to be an unpopular opinion, but I think he is making a lot more money from the affiliate link than many believe.
When Michael Morgenstern was posting in this thread, he was either drunk or loaded one night and posted his BOL affiliate details (actual screenshots) including how much money he made for a specific month as well as how many affiliates have signed up under his link. A couple hours later it was deleted. Well, I happened to be reading the thread at this time. Others here saw it as well.
That number? OVER 1900. Yes, he had signed up over 1900 Chums using the same affiliate process that SquirtLife uses . (I was going to steal BWB "Squirtstopher" but it auto corrected it to "SquirtLife". LOL)
Now, if MM can sign up over 1900, imagine how many Chrissy signed up?
My big question these last couple months has been, "If Chrissy is bringing in so much money with his affiliates loses, then why isn't he making more online gambling videos to draw in Chums, as he did before?" Remember, this is how he sucked in all these affiliates. I believe there is a simple answer to this...
I believe Chrissy thinks making these online gambling videos is what led to his multiple channel terminations. He likely believes (falsely) that if he doesn't do these online gambling videos, they will not terminate his channel.
If MM has over 1900, is it to far fetched to say Chrissy has 5000? Let's say 10% are "active" and chunk off ONLY $200 per month (very low).
500 affiliates x $200 = $100,000 x 35% = $35,000
Do I think he is currently making $35,000 month in commissions? No, but it would not surprise me one bit. Given the information we have about MM, the above numbers are completely plausible, even though none of us want this to be the case.
If I had to guess, I would say he's pulling around $20k from the BOL affiliates each month.
If not, where else is he getting the money? It is NOT from being a +EV gambler, we all know that. I think Mr. Foster will cosign for stuff (primary for the benefit of Stacy and NVB), but I don't believe he is going to hand over stacks of cash to continuously gamble with.
Once again, probably not a popular opinion, but I truly believe this is likely the case.
Even 100 Chums blowing 1k per month gets him 35k in commissions. Is it to hard to believe that he has created 100 gambling degenerates that will blow 1k monthly?
Last edited by PositiveVariance; 10-11-2023 at 02:47 PM.
and don't forget, once these people sign up under his link.... he has a customer for life.... just because they leave the Cum Swallowing Club.... well them losing online will always generate Krissy income until that day comes when they finally quit gambling at BOL.... so he could still have several hundred chums donking off 100-200 bucks per month even though they signed up 2-3 yrs. ago and still playing......
While there could be a lot of chums who signed up for his link, I'd imagine most stopped gambling when they left the chums club.
Partly because they would be repeatedly losing AND getting Chrissy's shitty hurr hurr attitude as part of it as well.
Likewise if there were winners, Chrissy isnt getting any affliate money from them but he also isnt parading them around.
Its been a long time since we had any interviews with Truckers or any other "big winners".
Finally, if Chrissy was making $10k clear and above his normal nonsense he'd almost definitely still be in Chicago.
Vegas is cheaper and while he claims its easier to go gamble, he's still fucking around in traffic there too.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
i really hope Krissy gets his ass kicked at the Diamondback stadium by some drunktard fan(s) if Krissy has the balls to wear his Dodgers jersey there...
and who really knows if he is there ,,,, cause he never posted any pics.... he probably read this thread again and seen we were doubting him if he goes
thus no pictures to fool the haters.... anyways i could see some drunkards giving him shit in Phoenix about his dodgers jersey and Krissy being all stressed about his losing bets as of late
he may just talk back and they may pound his ass there n the seats..... !!!)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
edit: braves about to lose ..... he is really gonna have to Mitchellgale that bet on the Dodgers !!!
he may be wearing that Dbacks jersey.... but i got a nickel that says he bet Dodgers.... just for the reasons i stated above he didn't have the balls to wear Dodgers jersey at Dbacks.... anyways about to win my beer and pizza money on the Phillies win and the Braves loss that i know Krissy bet !!...... but i think instaed of ordering a pizza ....
i may press my bet and throw it on Dbacks.... cause i know he is betting Dodgers.... and then after i collect on Dbacks... i can go to Sizzler... lol lmao
i know that fool bet on the Braves too.... no doubt in my mind...!!!
I agree with you that Chrissy likely has a higher "drop off" rate than most affiliates. I personally do not believe that most of the folks that signed up for his link also signed up for the Chums club. I believe most saw it as a safe site to gamble on because Chrissy was promoting it. Just a guess, I would say 20 to 1. They likely "Participate from the outside". A lot of these gullible people that followed his videos looked at his "Free Strategies" as profitable, and most likely never signed up for the Chums club, just stuck with the highly -EV "Cover 2 dozens" nonsense and the other -EV systems he presented as 99.9%
Out of the folks that did sign up for the Affiliate link and Chums club many did drop off after the first month or so. There are likely many that simply couldn't afford to pay the fee. Remember the monthly fee has been in the 4 FIGURES! Many, by this point are addicted, they may stop paying the fee for being a Chum, but come pay day, they still gamble.
Gambling is similar to Crack Cocaine (Gambling is slightly better, but you get the point), if you give it to 5,000 people for a month , a certain percentage will be hooked long term.
I just don't think he can sign up 5k people (estimate) over a 3 year period, and have anything less than 500 (10%) actively gambling. There is no doubt that Chrissy created degenerate gamblers, how many did he create is the big question?
Also, there will be folks with winning months, but ultimately everyone that signed up with Chrissy is a -EV gambler. He has enough people to spread out the variance. Every sports bet bet is at least -4.5%.
To have 100 people lose their ass month in month out would only be 2% of the original sign up number IF it was 5,000 (maybe higher, maybe lower). It really doesn't take many hooked degens to pull in significant numbers. You only need a small fraction of the original sign up number, even if the total number isn't 5,000, but 1,200 or so.
Also, many of these people are playing the highly negative casino games vs. Sports gambling. We know how that works out for them.
I know Card Shark previously read this forum and he talks to MM. I know this is a slim chance, but if he would show us what he is currently making just off residual Income from his affiliate sign ups that would give us a very strong indication where Chrissy is at since they both more or less used a similar tactic to draw people in. Or even what he was making 4 years ago when it was winding down.
He planned this all 6 months ago Hurr Hurr!
But seriously, what a Front Running Tool! He will literally whore himself out to anything annnnnnd ANYONE for a Buck!
The jersey still has the creases in it, so he clearly bought it today at a local Walmart! Since the Braves didn't win tonight, no Sushi Dinner for NVB's birthday!?!?! They can always munch on those Cheez-Itz and M & M's in the non-refundable hotel room!
There's also a Harrahs in Maricopa,AZ which is like an hour from the stadium, so I'm sure Itchy Balls Mitchy Gale Fail boy will end up there if his bets lose again!
Mark of a great father….on your kid’s Birthday drag him on a two hour drive to Phoenix and then leave him in a hotel room with his mother while you go attempt to show how great you are by staring at a ballgame from behind a screen in center field. And BTW…didn’t be rant a few weeks ago about the screen along the base lines being the reason he always sits in the outfield (as opposed to the real reason that he not rich and can’t afford those base line or behind home plate seats)?
he is so mind fucked right now.... but i know he lost money on Braves !!!
and now i am a Dbacks fan.... and we gonna go to Sizzler... i know that fucker is betting Dodgers.... question is did he fire on the Astros and Twins game...??
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TheRivers: If he did bet the dodgers tban so much for the whole “your words are important” motion. He’s on video stating he is there to watch the Dodgers get swept. "
it's like his 1st and 3rd dozens strategy " that can't lose " cause your covering 66% of the roulette wheel and the 1st and 3rd cover the most real estate spacing on the wheel... he's riding the Braves and the Dodgers to the death cause they were big favorites when these series first started just like his stupid strategies !!!
i guess we will see if he shows a ticket or not.... too late for me to change.... i wanna go to Sizzler.... lolTheRivers: He just did a short live stream where he repeated over and over that he bet on Arizona.
Yep, he’s the epitome of a front running Fag!TheRivers: He just did a short live stream where he repeated over and over that he bet on Arizona.
The looks the fans who paid to watch the game and not listen to some whiny voiced Masturbator ramble about Colt Life is priceless!
The fact he could only afford One ticket shows how selfish and broke he is! Happy Birthday from the hotel room for Squirtstopher Jr.
Shoutout to Elmo!!!
regardless of who Krissy bet on..... this Dbacks game.... it's fucking amazing.... we goin Sizzler .... we goin Sizzler...
Last edited by 1dollarboxcar; 10-11-2023 at 06:50 PM.
Slow day, so I’ll rattle the little Monkey spanker’s cage! No bet slips or a Sushi dinner as documentation means that little Kyle Lost!!!
He probably couldn’t get a Comp for dinner at Harrahs Maricopa so they told him to Piss off. There’s a report that when asked to show proof of identity, Chrissy was caught doing the deed below!
Witnesses say the short, bald , fat man was running frantically with his pants down screaming “Folks, I’m Kyle Prescott Bitch!!”
#ColtLifeKyle #AnklesUpChrissy
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