Originally Posted by Kyle Prescott
Does these tips look like a recipe for success or disaster!?!? Christopher Mitchell is dangerous
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Join the elite chums club where you learn stop losses are for suckers, you have to be willing to go allin and have NO FEAR!
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Playing even money bets is good advice, however the games he plays don’t offer them.Does these tips look like a recipe for success or disaster!?!? Christopher Mitchell is dangerous
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The Bloat got destroyed tonight with his sports bets.
He got lucky to win the Dodgers game tonight or his
Martingale from losing on them last night would have sunk him even deeper.
The Dodgers were losing 1-0 to the Cubs in the bottom of the 9th inning
and scored two runs to win 2-1.
We know he got crushed on the Rays the past two nights.
He couldn't lie and say he won his sports bets tonight because his chums must
have pooled their money and lost with him.
He even admits to having two vodkas to calm himself down.
What professional gambler does that?
None that I am aware of or if they did drink, they tapped out for good.
He claims that he got down ten grand playing in the casino and got $5,000 back.
I feel strongly that he did not get half of his losses back as he always lies.
Just wait until he goes back for Round 2.
This is a night he will remember as he will continue to lose.
It is only a matter of time before he goes broke.
The Bloat at his finest.
Vodka and a half gallon of ice cream
will continue to pack the weight on the pig.
Last edited by Pickleball; 04-15-2023 at 08:54 PM.
Aaaand Chrissy with another nonsense post on FB:
Claims he lost the majority of his sports bets, so decided to go to the casino and go broke there too.
Good news, he ordered some alcohol, and sugar and hes feeling better.
Claims he almost out of the hole he got into from the casino, and got some money back from his sports bets.
So, what are the poor chums who only bet on his sports picks supposed to do?
Drinking and then quitting the chums club makes the most sense.
==edit== pipped by Pickleball.
Also, I wonder how losing $10k in an hour affects Chrissy's fantasy claim he wins $4000/hr ?
Last edited by zealanddonk; 04-15-2023 at 08:56 PM.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Ha! This guy gets it.
Nothing says winner like this look right here folks…
Imagine being the server working 5 days a week there and seeing this midget moron posing with his $20 meal and taking dozens of pictures grinning & mean mugging for the camera like a fake guru?
What must they be saying about this doofus in the kitchen?
“Hey look, the cheapskate bald idiot is back taking 25 pictures of his comped salad and mashed taters for the 27th time this week!”
Why no more $150 tips either? Clearly someone who claims to make 60k bets and win $4662 a day could spare a measly $150 for the wait staff to have put up with this nonsense? Guess that’s gone with the Burger King drive thru generosity and those Kings Ransom donations(cue fake Charity donation receipt post)!
And why no chips and cash stacks in the post either? I mean he made $5000 back right? Wouldn’t he be holding on to those chips to go and use his Baccy & Spinny(shoutout to ZD) strategies to double that up in 5 minutes folks? He could always do it online and claims to make $360 an hour and $5000 per day with those strategies, so why no showing us live footage of the Bloat doing it in real time? Could it be he’s full of shit!!?!? You decide folks!
It’s seems the Titanic is sinking and CM is grasping for a lifeline that can save him. The good news at least he is not recruiting people on YouTube anymore. I was also curious if anyone else thinks doing videos on CM on YouTube now is like beating a dead horse???
Bart
At least he's saying his losses were 100% his fault.
No sportsbooks manipulating the outcome of professional baseball games...
No casino's cheating him by spinning Black when he bet Red...
I don't doubt that he actually lost money here, but maybe he's just trying to show the chums that he's responsible for his own losses, so THEY should be responsible for THEIR own losses, not him.
"Sure I lost 8 out of 10 sports picks, but if you bet $1,000 on each of the 2 winners and only $100 on the 8 losers, you'd still have made $1,200 profit!"
"And if you lost money at table games, you probably didn't follow my recipe for success 100% like a Sara Lee cheesecake."
Chrissy has an exciting new reel up on Facey or I assume its exciting because its has 9 whole likes after 2 hours.
Something about gambling at a casino.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Krissy the Gaylord Sissy is heading back to the casino today.... will we get an update today, like pictures of casino chips and the same 10-12k we always see ?? he also rambles on how he is the greatest sports bettor of all time .....
https://fb.watch/jYbtrO-ok_/
also noticed that someone made an account on FB called " christopher mitchell is a con man " and has been leaving laughing emojis on his posts and comments.... lol
Last edited by 1dollarboxcar; 04-16-2023 at 02:45 PM.
Hear ye hear ye, the Dodgers lost today.
It is time for Chrissy to order his free FOUR vodka drinks at the Rivers Casino.
Afterall he claims that vodka calms him down.
It must be so painful to see your money fly away in a matter of hours and sometimes minutes.
Is The Bloat going to hold his Sunday, 2 hour online session for his elite members or has he abandoned his chums once again?
Maybe he will convert his elite monthly members to a sports betting only club?
Of course a new fee structure would be in order.
By the way, how are the remaining elite monthly members holding up?
How are they going to raise the $1,000.00 for the May membership fee?
Will it be their local pawn shop, or another quick loan?
Jumping ship is the best option for the remaining members.
Lick your wounds and move on.
Last edited by Pickleball; 04-16-2023 at 04:11 PM.
Hey, Chris. Since you will be reading this forum, likely while you stuff your fat shiny, bald head with that 5lb mound of steaming shit, can you flash us with something more exciting than the standard 10-12k of chips and stack of fake $100s? I’m getting bored of seeing the same shit each day from you. How are you ever going to change my mind/life when all you do is post the same shit and expect a different result of suckers who will join your shit show? Didn’t you explain to us that’s the definition of insanity? I think Benjamin Franklin first said those words, if I’m not mistaken. SMH.
no chips, no stacks of fake cash, no betting slips....
Colt Life Baby....
What happened to big bankroll, small bets?
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Chrissy is about to bottom out. Let’s look at some of his recent disasters.
1. He pays for Business Bros Pod to interview him on a live You Tube broadcast. He had no clue that the creator would not delete all the negative comments.
2. He drops $21K on Georgia.
3. His YT Channel is terminated for the 3rd time. Shoutout to Dan Druff for making it happen.
4. Adam Lyons finds out that Chrissy has been exposed and can no longer invite him to speak at his live Scam fests.
5. He is stuck with an expensive rental apartment in Chicago.
6. Without his YT channel, he recreates himself as the greatest professional sports bettor in the world.
7. He pitches the sports guru angle to his elite chums and proclaims, “copy me bet for bet” for only $1,000.00 per month.
8. He may have not realized or didn’t care that when he has losing days betting sports, he can no longer lie because his chums lost too.
9. He has a disastrous week betting sports and losing playing Baccarat and roulette.
10. He claims he will bet 5 times more on game 2 than what he lost on the Bucks in game one vs the Heat. He is no longer Martingaling his losses. He is on tilt. He wants his losses back in one game or lose his entire bankroll We know how that mindset usually works out.
11. Chrissy announces that he bought court side seats for Game 2 in Milwaukee for Stacy, Bubs and himself. Court side means on the floor. That is not about to happen as two court side seats are selling on Stub Hub for around $9,000.00.
12. Shoutout to BedWetterBettor for suggesting that Chrissy will run to the Potawatomi casino in Milwaukee, being the degenerate gambler that he is.
@1dollarboxcar - No he did not mention that he would bet on the Dodgers today. He won on them yesterday after having to come back in the bottom of the 9th inning by scoring 2 runs and winning 2-1.
Chrissy betting on the Dodgers today was an assumption on my part. He normally rides with a team when they are winning.
The Dodgers are one of his favorite teams.
Especially when he bets on them and their opponent is the Chicago Cubs.
If he did bet on the Dodger today, he had to lay -215 on the money line.
Interesting. I have a condo in Milwaukee. I'll see if i can spot him later this week.
Anyone besides me, think that Chrissy bet the Astros in the late game?
That is what degenerates do after a terrible day.
They want to get all their money back on the last game of the day.
The Astros were playing the Rangers in the late MLB game tonight.
Chrissy loves the Astros just like he loves the Dodgers and the Rays.
It would be the perfect ending to a tragic day for Chrissy; since the Astros lost 9-1 to the Rangers.
We can only hope that he bet the Stros.
There will be no pictures of his tickets ever shown again before the game is final.
That and good luck Chrissy keeping bubs under control at the game, or heavily sedated.
Chrissy _praying_ bubs gets hit in the head so he can sue.
Also, shoutout to Betwetterbettor.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Annnnd another douchebag. Looks like they all shop at the same art gallery and fine cupholder furniture store.
Last edited by donkey; 04-17-2023 at 02:38 AM.
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