Also, Chris, nobody wants to see low level gambling to be more "relatable," how about now you show us those "big boy bets" and put 30,40,50k into ur BOL account and show everyone how it's done. Give people something to inspire too...
Then show us that betting history and withdrawals to finally shut us the fuck up. O wait ur response will be running more fake cash through a counter. Whoopi deee fuckin doooo
I also recall a video where they were walking around a mall in Frisco and Stacy was going to take Bubs on a ride in the mall that as I recall cost $5 per person. Chrissy asks her if she has any money on her. She says yes. Shouldn’t Stacy have at least some money on her or at least a credit card given how ridiculously rich they supposedly are?Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
And he’s back this morning trying to show how not broke he is by claiming he just bought a Super Bowl ticket for 25K, the money for which he specifically went to the casino to make yesterday…and low and behold did so in three hours.
I’m sure he is somehow going to the game (by himself). But little chance he paid 25K.
Exactly, Imagine... You tune into a weekly slot channel called "The Big Jackpot" or "Handpays Only" where they promise they're hitting it BIG every Single Day in the casino. Only to be shown them playing low stakes Penny Slots and "Jackpots" of $100 every time? You'd stop watching after days and realize it's a Clickbait Scam!
Or worse, you subscribe and Pay for Stock investing advice from some Self-Proclaimed expert who became a millionaire off playing the market. Only to be told "Hurr hurr I'm showing YOU low risk investors how to play the market so you can LEARN to play Big Boy stocks someday..." Only for that day to NEVER come after 4 years of Lies?
Forum Wars: She probably knows or at least suspects now, but, when she was doing Motivation for Mom'/:.;s she said "My husband is a professional gambler" once in such a way that you could tell she believed it
I think it's a little bit of both, when he Lies about a Big win, she believes it without question. Much like the Stacy in the Shitter story that has changed tales more times than Kyle Prescott has spewed Big Loads from a Crooked Tiny Pecker! Or the $15,000 Parlay win from years ago, she was soooo excited she called her Daddy to let him know "Papa, we have the Lexus payment and Condo lease down payment money, please don't cut us off!" She will always cling to that hope that Chrissy will have a big win day like that and his stories are just padding to the inevitable win that's "due to hit"!
When he has to admit to a Loss, she knows it's true and has to believe... "well at least we have the BOL money and the Tahoe as collateral!"
But I doubt she knows the exact financials or when he's lying about Wins because she's clearly just as gullible as Dave Pruett, Bird Brain & Branko!
Regarding the Super Bowl ticket, while there are indeed tickets that cost 25k, I’m betting Squirtstopher is pulling his scheme of “Hurr hurr I have Cubs season tickets” and only paying for cheap seats once in a while! This time it’s for 7K on a super bowl ticket and lying about paying 25k for it!
Or he could just lurk around the stadium game day and buy one for 5k or so! Either way he’s lying as the most expensive tickets are over 40k. Why wouldn’t the “multi-millionaire” fraud just buy the BEST ticket for that price if he was so rich?
And Lol at Chrissy stalking David Goggins by filming him without a shirt on sweating more than Chrissy on set with Jasmine Tame!
Guy is just great with money. Middle-aged guy still dragging his family from rental to rental, owns nearly nothing and still spending 7k or so on going alone to the super bowl. awesome.
How about instead you buy ur wife a car? do they even have a child's seat for their kid?
Odds of Chrissy at the Super Bowl Starting Lines:
-330 Chrissy makes a video walking around the stadium in Vegas saying “Arrrright everybody, I’m about to go to the Super Bowl, stay tuned folks!” ::::Cuts to 3 hours later:::: “Folks, I NEVER… NE-VERRRR said I was going INSIDE to watch the Super Bowl within the stadium, I just said I was going to the stadium folks and I did folks!?!”
-240 Squirtstopher goes quiet the day of the Super Bowl then makes an angry FB rant later about he was About to take his seat when they asked him for proof of Vaccination and how he refused and they threw him out like at the imaginary Phoenix Suns Game!
+6000 Chrissy paid for 50 yard line tickets and he bet $500,000 on the game, wins the bet and becomes a millionaire WITHOUT waiting for Bob Foster to croak!
What a life Stacey and Bubs live. They get pulled around dirty casino after dirty casino, town to town, city to city and state to state with no real feeling of being settled. On the run constantly. No friends. No social circles. When’s the last time Stacey had an adult conversation? She’s stuck pushing that 4 year old (who rides in a stroller still…SMH!) around all day, every day with no adult interaction. And that’s right, Chris, I’m not giving you credit for being an adult because you’re not. You’ve never grown up, and have proven, you don’t even have the ability to grow up if you had a gun to your head. Stacey has no car, no money, no life! I understand a person’s child means the world to them (I’d do and give and sacrifice anything for my son) but at some point, and to maintain a level of sanity; all adults need to have adult interaction of some sort. Stacey doesn’t have that, and hasn’t had that for the past 4 years; she’s been stuck as a single parent while her gay husband is out blowing their welfare checks chasing a pot of gold that is never, and will never be within reach. Make no mistake, I don’t feel sorry for here. She made her bed, and now has to sleep in it. But at what point is she going to just snap? Is there a point where the frustration and bitterness takes over, and god forbid does something horrendous to Bubs just so she can break away? Maybe so she can “get back at Chris” for the life and treatment he’s shown her in the past years they’ve been together. It’s obvious Chris has an emotional attachment to Bubs, albeit when it’s convenient for him. But I’d like to believe if something terrible happened to Bubs it would be crushing to Chris, as it should be with any parent if they ever have to bury their child. I guess the point I’m trying to make is 1.) Will there ever be a point when Stacey just snaps and does something horrible to herself and/or Bubs? 2.) Everyone has a limit. Stacey is a 48-49 year older woman who has zero stability in her life. At what point does being on the run every 6 months just get too exhausting? At what point does having zero social life outside of Chris and even with Chris (b/c Chris controls EVERYTHING in that family) wear her out? At what point does common sense kick in and she realize that Bubs is going to have zero friends, zero social skills, zero ability to function with basic daily routines…all because of the life Stacey has chosen to follow?? I get it that some families are a little tighter, more family oriented, more introverted, etc. But this is just extreme. This Mitchell family has zero stability in EVERY SINGLE ASPECT of life. There is zero sense of comfort when that storm rolls in.
I know I’m rambling and have probably lost most of you. I just look at my life, wife, kids, hobbies, etc. Sure we have problems, fights like every other family. We’re far from wealthy, but we do pretty darn good for a working class family who grew up in a broken lower middle class environment. But when all else is going wrong, we at least have a sense of comfort in our home, with our social circles, with our hobbies etc. Stacey has NONE of that. And is basically responsible for raising that kid on her own…essentially like a single mom. Let’s be honest, Chris is not there nearly as much as he claims. We all know this. I guess I’m just wondering when Stacey is going to hit that wall. Everyone has a limit. What is Stacey’s limit???????
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Odds of Chrissy at the Super Bowl Starting Lines:
-330 Chrissy makes a video walking around the stadium in Vegas saying “Arrrright everybody, I’m about to go to the Super Bowl, stay tuned folks!” ::::Cuts to 3 hours later:::: “Folks, I NEVER… NE-VERRRR said I was going INSIDE to watch the Super Bowl within the stadium, I just said I was going to the stadium folks and I did folks!?!”
-240 Squirtstopher goes quiet the day of the Super Bowl then makes an angry FB rant later about he was About to take his seat when they asked him for proof of Vaccination and how he refused and they threw him out like at the imaginary Phoenix Suns Game!
+6000 Chrissy paid for 50 yard line tickets and he bet $500,000 on the game, wins the bet and becomes a millionaire WITHOUT waiting for Bob Foster to croak!
With the superbowl ticket nonsense, is it possible he won it in some sort of casino give away nonsense?
Also, did millionaire Chrissy go to either of the last 2 superbowls which as a millionaire he could have easily afforded?
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Also, as others have suggested, just look back 2 years ago, and even 1 year ago at how much travel Chrissy did, how many fancy feasts he had at casinos, and even just pictures of the family.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
I also recall a video where they were walking around a mall in Frisco and Stacy was going to take Bubs on a ride in the mall that as I recall cost $5 per person. Chrissy asks her if she has any money on her. She says yes. Shouldn’t Stacy have at least some money on her or at least a credit card given how ridiculously rich they supposedly are?
Annnnnnd lest we forget, the Millionaire Mitchell's's's were out for a day on the beach in Chicago and NVB ooked for some Oooks Cream. Chrissy flagged down the kind Ice Cream man and low & behold, No Cards were taken by the vendor! Of course a Millionaire who ALWAYS carrys 10-20K in cash would surely be able to scrape together $5 in cash to buy their child some Oooks Cream?
Alas No! Chrissy also could not stop filming the event to simply order the dairy treat off Door Dash or Dead Broke Uber Eats! #Colt Life Baby
i wonder if matt is a student?
Folks folks, since Chrissy is too much of a pussy to show his Sports bets in over 2 months, I’m documenting his night and not just providing conversation about imaginary 53k bets folks!
Chrissy Loses again Betting on The Golden Knights and Jets. Plus since he hates the Panthers, he lost betting against them too! I documented it here folks, so there’s no refuting it!?!
Too bad Chrissy didn’t bet on the Oilers this time and their near record breaking 16 game win streak. The only time Chrissy was familiar with Oilers was with the Pool Boys at the College Swim Team Gay Porn shoot, No Suits Requirer!
Folks folks, since Chrissy is too much of a pussy to show his Sports bets in over 2 months, I’m documenting his night and not just providing conversation about imaginary 53k bets folks!
Chrissy Loses again Betting on The Golden Knights and Jets. Plus since he hates the Panthers, he lost betting against them too! I documented it here folks, so there’s no refuting it!?!
Too bad Chrissy didn’t bet on the Oilers this time and their near record breaking 16 game win streak. The only time Chrissy was familiar with Oilers was with the Pool Boys at the College Swim Team Gay Porn shoot, No Suits Requirer!
Chrissy has two phat life changing bets on the Royal Rumble 2024:
MJF enters at #30
MJF wins!
As we all know, Chrissy spends hours studying his bets, so these are locks of the century!
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
It actually is possible he got comped the ticket. If he chunked off enough at a Vegas casino, they might have selected him to be part of a Superbowl package, where he gets tickets and transportation to the game. Many casinos do have tickets to hand out to their bigger losers. I don't think Chrissy's action qualifies, but maybe it does if he's been on massive benders lately.
It's also possible that he really has earmarked $5k+ to set aside from a last minute Stubhub purchase. Remember, Chrissy loves being the Fake Rich Guy. That's why he does walk around with a ton of cash in his pocket (when he actually has cash -- which I don't think is the case presently!) That's why he went to rent an expensive place in a downtown Chicago high rise. That's why he takes pictures of himself ordering high end meals (when he gets them comped, or when he can afford them). That's why he constantly brags about "being a millionaire" (even though he's never been one).
So yeah it's possible that going to a Super Bowl game is one of his goals to do as a Fake Rich Guy.
The fact that he's not posting any proof he has tickets would suggest he doesn't have them yet. Either the casino is holding them for now, or he's planning to buy them later. He might know there's some decent BOL affiliate money coming in, or some chum subscription money about to post, and he's decided that's what he's doing with it.
I'm sure the moron will rationalize that showing himself at the Super Bowl will lead to more sales of his scam coaching.
By the way, I have also considered attending the Super Bowl. Unlike Chrissy, I can actually afford it.
However, I probably won't. I am not a fan of any of the teams left. It would simply be for the experience. Right now it appears that the game will be ridiculously expensive, so I simply can't justify doing so. I don't need to go in order to feel good about myself... it's just something which would be cool to do.
The 49ers, who are a big favorite to make the Super Bowl, will drive up prices big time if they make it. That's because their fans are just a short 1-hour flight away from Vegas, and many of them have a lot of money.
If the Niners don't make it, you have the Lions who have never made the Super Bowl in the modern era, and they'd be the ones going if the Niners aren't. And KC/Baltimore both have fairly dedicated, traveling fan bases.
Hard to picture a scenario where tickets ever come down to a reasonable price. Maaaaaaaybe if it's Baltimore/Detroit.
Whatever though. It's one of those things which I would do if it seems worth it, but quite willing to skip if the price never comes down.
Posted yesterday evening:
It's Saturday night and I'm on a date right now.❤️
My wife just watched me make THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS playing Baccarat in a matter of minutes.💵
Now we celebrate by having an amazing dinner.✅️
Goat Life Baby.🐐
P.S. Tomorrow..... NFL Playoffs baby.🏈
But wait... Chrissy's gonna watch Sunday NFL playoffs?
I thought that's for losers! I thought that real go-getters "do whatever it takes" and go out on Sunday to "make that GOAT Life Cash", while all the other schlubs watch NFL football?
Chrissy can't even keep a consistent message from week to week.
Bullshit videos of the day:
Super fake looking $25k:
Stalking David Goggins:
And my personal favorite, Mr. Fitness himself, Chrissy Mitchell, bouncing that gut up and down while jumping rope! (can't be embedded sadly)
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1455890595140314
The workout video is hilarious because:
1) He is wearing a hoodie indoors at the gym, while everyone else is in workout gear. This is so the viewer can't see how fat he's gotten. I guess all the "bitch tits" jokes about his bed video really got to him.
2) He doesn't put any context to this video. Is this his first workout in a year? Obviously Chrissy didn't get his current physique by hitting the gym every day!
3) He's showing himself lifting weights, but... YOU ONLY SEE THE BAR! I bet there's no weights on that thing at all! Hilarious.
Looks like Dave Pruett may have been banished from the club. No longer liking or commenting on any posts ever since his true account of what took place at one of the mastermind events was posted here. While Dave may not see it this way, this can be categorized as a soul saved.
I had thought so too a few weeks ago, but he sporadically Likes posts of the Squirter!
It’s more likely he’s on another weekend Gambling trip as it turns out, HE is the one Chrissy had referred to months ago as the Guy in his FB group with a serious Gambling problem. According to a conversation he had with a board member here(CBubsJr), he does in fact gamble high stakes for Days at a time! He also sent “proof” of his winning ways… via PDF of course! Lol!
Now this is definitely exaggerated due to a couple reasons.
1) If he made 100k over 2 months, why isn’t Chrissy running to interview him and make him the new Jelly Belly Jeff Reed story? All he needs is the beard and a truck!
2) Why would he still need Chrissy and the Chums if can make 100k on his own? He clearly has the “skillset” and masturr mind set to win, what does Chrissy do at this point other than beg him for $5000 when He loses?
3) Explains why he was so generous with the 5k, he may have gone on a win streak but certainly not 100k, call it 20k or so at the time of the November Left His Bankroll at Home Part Two fiasco!
4) Last reason, if Dave won 100k and his ex-wife found out about it, she could rake him over the coals in child support and alimony!
It’s truly ironic that this fool thinks his winnings Will get him his wife and kids back, when all it’s doing is pushing them farther away while setting him up for a Huge Fall!
no bust no nut BJ again today... we get a special shout out towards the end at 15:15 of the video.... LMAO....
Is that a 36K loss that Pruett took the other day?
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