Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

I thought he was using that tagline back in 2022 back when he bought all those "I Am The Goat" t-shirts that just like him haven't been out of the closet in a long time.

You mean these?



Wonder if Zach trusted the Process and bought those shirts for himself and Brit???



Or was he the guy that Stewman spotted in the New Church of Weatherford that was baptizing dudes like Father Zach was not so long ago???

[1dollarboxcar]

i agree with @Boz here

He still says he is a professional gambler on the disclaimer you must agree to before handing him $999.

Also note that site is under the Google terms of service. Can anyone think of a way to go after him under this? I know it’s almost impossible to reach anyone there, but maybe an opening?

https://policies.google.com/terms

Between Thrivecart, Google and GoDaddy it seems they are have plausible deniability in regards to the scam. I still believe the link to an illegal gambling site may be the way to go.

although Trivecart didn't agree with me and it was perfectly ok that a link on their website leads to an ILLEGAL OFFSHORE CASINO.... maybe GoDaddy and Google would think differently than that...!!???

[Pickleball]

Perhaps The Bloat should partner up with The Cash Goat?

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy with more Random Stupidity of the Day!



And he is proudly showing his 1st grade Einstein Light Bulb Sentence Composition skills at the same time!

I hope he didn't photoshop those images either, got Joel Osteen looking King Kong. Quite frankly Kong is less of a primate than Osteen!

Has anyone else noticed that Chrissy's cats haven't been seen in over a year and Chrissy hasn't eaten Chinese Food in about that same amount of time?? Perhaps he found out what's REALLY in that Casino Chinese food and simultaneously needed fast cash without having to drop his pants and jerk off again!

[zealanddonk]

New post from Chrissy:

Some nonsense asking people if pasters should buy private jets.



Either this is a softcock response to Stewman's post yesterday, a softcock response to the comments here recently about Keithy Craft or Chrissy wants to get into the religion game and he's afraid his remaining chums will look down on him.

[BedWetterBettor]

Annnnnd the point of this rant seems obvious. Cheap FB engagement from the Broke Joke Losing Fraud Squirtstopher!

In pro wrestling, they call this CHEAP Heat! Which is dragging up politics, local sports teams or Religion to get people fired up and post their idiotic rants to help the Midget Masturbator get FB engagement...

He even got Pro Wrestling Superstar Daniel Bryan to start the conversation... YES! YES! YES!




Branko chimes in as well about "Show Prosperity", wonder if Branko wants to ever show those Win/Loss statements? Being the only idiot left from the original five fuck wads, he should have 4 years of Non-stop winning, no?? He's paid for EVERY SINGLE strategy and should easily be a millionaire several times over by now? Right folks???



At least he has 5K net worth for the next time Chrissy goes broke and Begs for a Bankroll... hahahahaha!

[donkey]

Right or Wrong?….

Scammers NOT being rich and constantly posting photos of them fanning out money?

Fake millionaire’’’s desperately wanting to be rich, renting, leasing, and jerking off to whatever it takes?

What is your opinion on this subject?

[zealanddonk]

Now to plant the bait and see if Chrissy goes for it:

The Australian NRL (National Rugby League) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Rugby_League 2024 season has 2 games in Las Vegas as a season opener and to raise awareness.

Chrissy could probably still get a reasonably priced ticket, spend the day there watching 2 games, wank off about how smart he is and how he knows everything about all sports ever, and then make big money on betting on the games.


Sadly the NZ team is not one of the four teams playing in Vegas, but "Up the waaaaahs!" and lets hope this is the year we win the grand final.

[BedWetterBettor]

Roidy McGoo Drew has reappeared on FB. No new posts that I can see but his account has come out of hiding slower than Chrissy is coming out of the closet!

https://www.facebook.com/TheDestinedLegend



Wonder if Drew Lost his ass like Chrissy did in January and hasn’t had his “Monthly” Masturr mind event this month??

Explains why Squirtstopher hasn’t shown a sports bet ticket in 3 months despite going to the super bowl and jinxing the Oilers when they had history in sight, only for Chrissy to ruin it like he does everything!

[zealanddonk]

Now to plant the bait and see if Chrissy goes for it:

The Australian NRL (National Rugby League) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Rugby_League 2024 season has 2 games in Las Vegas as a season opener and to raise awareness.

Chrissy could probably still get a reasonably priced ticket, spend the day there watching 2 games, wank off about how smart he is and how he knows everything about all sports ever, and then make big money on betting on the games.


Sadly the NZ team is not one of the four teams playing in Vegas, but "Up the waaaaahs!" and lets hope this is the year we win the grand final.

Theres a few $19 seats left, Chrissy can get change for the $20 blowjob he will need to give to afford to go.

[BedWetterBettor]

Tariq Reed: It's weird how CM takes offense that someone thinks he's judging millionaire pastors. Meanwhile, CM judges and casts apersions on everyone working an honest and productive 9-5 job.

Would we expect any less from a hypocrite midget like Chrissy?

Chrissy in 2022 at Treasure Island "Hurr hurr this room sucks cuz it smells like Weed. See folks I hate Marijuana users and I DON'T USE DRUGS folks!?!" ... *Flash Back to 6 weeks ago when The New Idiotic Chum pictured next to Branko below, is wearing merch from a Marijuana Dispensary in California!




"Crazy Rich Asians or Crazy Stupid Asians as I call them, they're BROKE cuz they're STUPID folks!?!?" *Looks at Former Chums Rick Lee, Hoa Le, Vy Dang, Dispensary Guy above, Asian Girl "Lily", Brothers Benjamin and Bart, etc.



Chrissy has pretty much made a career of shooting himself in the foot and then putting that foot in his own mouth! Heck, he'd probably do that for money if he could start an Only Fans for Foot Fetish Folks!

[Miss Fussy]

Now to plant the bait and see if Chrissy goes for it:

The Australian NRL (National Rugby League) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Rugby_League 2024 season has 2 games in Las Vegas as a season opener and to raise awareness.

Chrissy could probably still get a reasonably priced ticket, spend the day there watching 2 games, wank off about how smart he is and how he knows everything about all sports ever, and then make big money on betting on the games.


Sadly the NZ team is not one of the four teams playing in Vegas, but "Up the waaaaahs!" and lets hope this is the year we win the grand final.

I once saw a current Sea Eagles player get annihilated on roulette at the casino. After the games, maybe Chrissy can teach him his winning roulette strategies for the low low price of $5000 which is the equivalent of about $7500 dollarydoos.

[1dollarboxcar]

new video on FB, online gambling... i haven't watched it yet but have it downloaded, i'm not gonna link it either... for reasons,
his last online gambling video according to my records was on 1-28-24 with a balance of $1,400, todays starting balance is $100.09 LOL.... maybe we can get an editorial from ZD today...??

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy with a new FB video/reel hawking $100-$500 a day.

Claims, you can do it from anywhere in the world with just an internet connection (surely you also need a bankroll and a VPN).

Unfortunately since tis FB I have to play it at normal speed and hear slow Chrissy talking slowly for slow people.

Chrissy claims he wants this to be believable (LOL) which is why he has a $100 bankroll (again)

Blah blah blah
I'm making this video for people who dont want a second or third job

3m Chrissy claims his family travels every single month, something we havent seen in a long time.

Claims hes still in Vegas

3m40 Chrissy makes a hideous snorting noise and claims he has something in his eye.

4m50 Chrissy is now up to a $9 bet because this "easy money" has triggered a losing streak.

6m05 Chrissy keeps losing so now hes on a $20 bet.
Thats right folk, just start with $100 and you can be betting big boy 20% bets in just minutes.

Chrissy is playing chase the winner and claims theres lots of ways to play this game.

Chrissy wins, and is up to $105.
Surely he should stop now because he isnt greeeeeeedy and his colouring in book tells him to win just 3% a day

7m45 Reminds us he used to be a dead broke uber driver.

8m20s Chrissy tells us this is a pretty cool way to make money and you dont need any experience

He's really scraping the bottom of the barrel, but dont worry, he keeps going
"hurr hurr $1/minute is $60/hr. Most college grads arent making $60/hr hurr hurr"
Most college grads are probably paying taxes and being useful members of society

Chrissy tells us he is making this video for fun, despite sounding like he has AIDS and is dying.

10m $107.94 is technically $108 according to Chrissy.
That explains why technically he isnt a midget

10m45 Chrissy reminds us he cant predict the future


Blah blah blah
Chrissy tells the biggest lie in this clip, he has to leave because he has things to do in his day.

13m15 Chrissy starts rambling about not having to go to kindergarten to learn any of this.
Chrissy also claims hes proved how easy this is, because he has 1 small sample size.

I'm sure the 50 people who regularly react to him on FB will be rushing to sign up to become new chums after this nonsense

[BedWetterBettor]

ZD nailed it! Just throwing in some gems I chuckled at...



Start with the Video Title "This is How Anyone can Make $100-$500 per Day"

That is Anyone except Chrissy the Clown dressed in a Cheap Red Sox T-Shirt and Blue Ball Cap, who makes $8 per day and runs away like a Pussy!



"If I Bet Banker every time and it wins 10 in a row, then I win 10 bets... it's that simple folks!" Gee, what a revelation by Pastor Prescott and His Masturbating Ministry!

And if I guessed All 6 numbers correctly on the Power Ball, I'd win the lottery!!! Who would've thought it's that easy to Win money folks!!! Don't waste another second Folks... pay $999 a month for Gems like THIS and MORE!?!?

**** Moments Earlier**** "I can't predict the future folks!"

Flashback to those laughable live streams:

"Folks, it NEVER hits 4 Second Dozens after 2 second Dozens come out folks..."

****A FEW MOMENTS LATER****

"Folks... the second I sat down folks... the second I sat down... 6 First Dozens annnnnd a Green Zero folks... the second I sat down!"

zealanddonk: and if it wins 10 in a row, he wins 10 whole dollars

Hurr hurr Technically $9.50 which is Technically NOT $10 cuz of dat commission on Banker! But don't let Math get in the way of a good lie! "I don't worry about Green Zeros cuz they don't hit often!" - Squirtstopher 2022

[1dollarboxcar]

Krusty the Clown is clowning CM again...LOL

[BedWetterBettor]

Well since Squirtstopher shows us his MASSIVE $8 win, I figured I'd DOCUMENT his GUARANTEED Losses on NHL games last night. Since he ALWAYS Bets "Big" on the Canucks and Knights, he lost Big on them because Hurr durr documentation Beats Masturbation!?!?!

The chums were probably grumbling about how the Bloat cost them money and he ran like a pussy to make his big winning Baccy video today!

[TheRivers]

For those that haven’t noticed this yet…Chrissy’s new URL goatlifecash.com, which he displayed at the top of his last few videos actually takes you here:

https://www.sportsbetting.ag/?btag=f...k&affid=105548

Yep…one of his affiliate links. There would appear to be no more thrivecart website…at least for now.

[zealanddonk]

For those that haven’t noticed this yet…Chrissy’s new URL goatlifecash.com, which he displayed at the top of his last few videos actually takes you here:

https://www.sportsbetting.ag/?btag=f...k&affid=105548

Yep…one of his affiliate links. There would appear to be no more thrivecart website…at least for now.

Nice, goatlifebaby.com and goatlifecash.com both point there.

Suggests the chums club is dead and chrissy cant afford to pay to keep thrivecart going OR had all sorts of issues with them and chargebacks/got the boot.

I'm sure he'll come up with another idiotic scheme, and will manually pleasure those few people who are still in the chums club, if any.

[Forum Wars]

For those that haven’t noticed this yet…Chrissy’s new URL goatlifecash.com, which he displayed at the top of his last few videos actually takes you here:

https://www.sportsbetting.ag/?btag=f...k&affid=105548

Yep…one of his affiliate links. There would appear to be no more thrivecart website…at least for now.

Nice, goatlifebaby.com and goatlifecash.com both point there.

Suggests the chums club is dead and chrissy cant afford to pay to keep thrivecart going OR had all sorts of issues with them and chargebacks/got the boot.

I'm sure he'll come up with another idiotic scheme, and will manually pleasure those few people who are still in the chums club, if any.

I wonder if something weird is going on with his next desperate phase.

christophermitchellthegoat.com still resolves to https://changeyourlifevlog.thrivecart.com/innercircle/

Imagine that this idiot is your hero; you could have picked almost anyone else on earth except this bozo and you'd have a fighting chance.

Can you even think of a more feeble origin story?: