When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
the way i figure it.... he is down to about 7k $$ about 6500 in chips.... 500 in sports bets and he is carrying fake money again in his purse....
https://www.facebook.com/reel/782987566894080
try and finish up my new YT video today....
edit: still no sighting of the Skank and the Oooookerrr.... what's this about 9 days now ?
my new video is out... you know what to do, to get it up the algorithm ladder to hurt his wallet....
SWEET HOME CHICAGO....
Bird brain still kissing Krissy's little crooked pecker....
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Where is Christopher and the Gyspy Mitchells going to end up?
Well…He’s going to be paying a lot of rent because of his rental history. I have a feeling that good old Daddy Foster will be co-signing for this next place regardless where his scumbag and his Gypsies lands.
It’s going to be harder for Christopher to keep up this lifestyle. That SUV is going to be repossessed soon. Bubs is still so far behind developmentally and still needs real help. Plus, Skank really has an IQ of an amoeba for staying with this closeted gay man that gleefully watched homosexual porn around kids. What a family and the life of a thriving millionaire indeed. Yeah right…
Happy 4th Guys.
so earlier today he said he had 25k worth of sports bets slips in his Fag Bag.... in the reels video he posted here https://www.facebook.com/reel/782987566894080
so how can you hate him or call him a liar ... when at the end of the night he shows ONE winning ticket for 2k... ???!!!!
we got him on the ropes people.... look at them crying eyes in the pic.... we got him on the ropes and @Druff needs to knock his sorry ass out with the YT channel !!
he can't even keep his story straight when he posts !! that would mean a net Loss of -23k...
his fuckin brain is scrambled eggs right now !!... and i love it !! )))))
The Bloat certainly lost tonight, a huge night of Upsets and favorites shitting the bed!
Both Chicago teams Lost and he always bets them, if he didn’t he would have posted the winning slip(s) with the one Yankees winning bet. However the Yankees played a double header and Lost the first game Badly, so Chrissy definitely lost on that one.
He’ll go “Hurr durr I only bet the 2nd half of double headers just like I always give Double headers to Brandon and Bird Brain on the Booty Boat Bash!”
His other go to bets like the Orioles, Pirates and Astros all LOST today, so as DoubleBoxCar said above… 23K In LOSSES for the Colt Dolt!!!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
He literally put in the bet for that one winning ticket he is showing minutes before the game started after having first driven out to the casino at noon Central time. The game started at 7:30pm Central and the time on the betslip says 7:28pm Central time.
Definitively hung around that casino all day and was chasing losses at night. Gee…what happened to sports betting being so easy that you just show up in the morning, place your bets, and then spend the day with your family? Guess not.
absolutely !! but the BLOAT is so stupid and doesn't realize this.... he actually gave it a thumbs up.... Krissy's brain is so fried right now... !!Tariq Reed: Jordan Bergsrud is APEX affiliated, so he tries to be nice in his comment. But the bottom line of what he's saying is "Show us all of your bets or we don't believe you!!!"
don't let up now boys !!
Uncle Zachy has broken his silence and apparently he’s “Going off the Grid”! Hahahahahahaha!
And like former Mastermind Elite Mike Miltimore, he’ll probably never be heard from again! I’ll let you good folks decide what this is secret code for!
Hiding from the IRS? Getting a divorce? Or Starting another get rich quick scheme with a more sophisticated religious scammer??
Maybe he can hide out in old Mikey’s Rickety RV?
Chrissy now with the A’s jersey on today instead of Cubs in a possible hint that he’s moving back to Vegas. Guess someone needs to tell him that the A’s won’t be playing there till 2027, by which time Chrissy will have moved at least three times.
Looks like he deleted the famous "Why do they hate me when I provide proof?" post
Two reasons: As one of his apex chums pointed out, he isnt providing what he thinks he does
Other reason: he is a scammer so of course people hate him.
Deleting the post reinforces that.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
lol... Mr. Honest took down his FB post that i explained the dumb shit exposed he lost -23k here above https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...=1#post1087846
cause you know documentation beats conversation !! LMAO he loves to read this forum....
so i think i'm going to make another video, of the old Krissy videos here https://www.youtube.com/@Christopher...yGoat51/videos
kinda piece them together and show the contradictions with captions like my last video....
well let me ask you guys this.... i had the song Sweet Hone Chicago playing in the back ground in my last video cause i was showing the contradiction of what he had said earlier about Shitcago how much he loved it and now he hates it.... did you guys care for that or was it annoying or ??
so like i said looking to piece together them older videos with all the contradictions.... but can't think of a song to play in the back ground like i did my last one with
Sweet Home Chicago ?? or should i not do that again or ? and them older videos is all i have to work with cause i didn't save many Krissy videos in the past....
( kicks him self in the ass )
so should i do a back ground song yes/no ... and which song? to be honest i am leaning towards a back ground song again... but which one ??
thanks
Cheetos is Live Streaming now, feel free and ask him he runs an impostor channel!!!
Another Losing Day overall for the Bloat!
Yankees lost, Dodgers Lost annnnnnnnnd the Cubs Lost (again lol!) and not a peep from the Colt Dolt means he’s a broke joke and a Loser again!
And since I wrote it down on the scoreboard above, it’s documented folks. And when you’re Kyle Prescott, documentation beats Masturbation!
Chrissy better start doing those stretches again, he’s gonna have to do a lot Dropping his Pants and Squirting for Colt and Paragon Men to get those losses back!
But much like the Million Dollar Challenge, the 30 day fitness challenge, Blackjack challenge, The No More Table games promise, the Free monthly Masturbator mind meetings promise, the One time lifetime membership fee and all the other Lies told by Little Kyle, it will go the way of the Dodo!
Speaking of Dodos…
Where all these millionaires at? Are they living it up in their off shore island mansions? Judging by Uncle Zachy the Lackey going off the grid, I’d say that’s a big Negative… folks!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 07-03-2023 at 06:35 AM.
New idiotic FB post from Chrissy that will likely get deleted
Claims he's made $50k big boy dollars in the last 8 days.
Rambles about making $50k in a week.
Last I checked a week was 7 days not 8.
Also: how to win $1m in 90 days: "hurr hurr, 50k in 8 days is $6250, which is the same as $33k per day, hurr hurr".
Now, he doesnt mention the 90 day challenge because as BWB points out, that was just another throwaway lie Chrissy told to get views and no reasonable person would believe it was possible.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.
Cash machine goes brrrr in today’s video! Looks like Mr. Foster sent the extortion payment this week and Squirtstopher was more eager to run it through the cash counter than he was to drop his pants for Bryan Ockert at Chaos Men!!
I’ll let ZD have his fun with this one! The usual bullshit how you should listen to the masturbating midget moron instead of your boss, quit your job, beg for money like he does and lie about doing gay porn!
And for those who missed it, here’s half of the live stream Cheetos did and wouldn’t admit he’s involved with the fake Chrissy channel!
https://www.youtube.com/live/rVDQsHgJ6yM?feature=share
Some gems from the Chrissy Cash Machine with Counterfeit Detector off video are:
- Don't try to hit Grand Slams ... Just LIE about hitting the Game Winning Homerun in the little league world series!
- Don't try to Get Rich Quick... Just place multiple 5 leg parlays and one 9 Leg parlay that disappears as soon you LOSE on it!
- Don't Place Big Bets hoping for Big Wins, Bet Small and Win Small... Just Bet 25K or at least claim to bet 25K, then only show ONE winning ticket for 2K and re-train your mental midget brain to pretend that you actual won! Because Documentation beats conversation... hurr hurr
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 07-03-2023 at 03:16 PM.
The "Goat Life Baby" videos are getting increasingly obnoxious and condescending.
I think Chrissy gets a sick pleasure out of talking down to his followers, as if he's on a level far above them. It's definitely compensation, given that he knows deep down that he's both a low IQ moron and a high school dropout, whose original career path was gay pornstar.
Chrissy, I am 11-2 in my MLB picks since June 16. Go ahead, check right here on this site, I post 100% of them, and all before game time. I'm also an overall MLB winner this season and last season.
I charge zero point zero dollars for my inner circle MLB picks. They are all available to everyone who browses this site. You don't even need to register an account to see them.
I also don't drive 90 minutes each way to a casino to bet them. Why would I, when better lines are available online? What happened to your BetOnline account, Chrissy? Why can't you bet there?
Chrissy, we all know that you aren't going to the casino just to bet sports. You're going to shoot off at baccy and spinny, and that's what you do while you wait for your sportsbets to finish.
But maybe I have this all wrong. Maybe you're not degenning off at -EV games at the casino, but instead this is an excuse to meet up with a new boyfriend you found in the Chicagoland area, and this is the only way to do it without Stacy finding out. If that's the case, say so and I will apologize.
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