Originally Posted by Tariq Reed
The only thing worse than rinsing your bankroll, is paying back loans cos thats for suckers.
The only thing worse than rinsing your bankroll, is paying back loans cos thats for suckers.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
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I went 0-3 last NFL Sunday. I guess I was inspired by Chrissy Mitchell. I had a 7-1 record prior to that, and a great season last year.
No pick on the Thursday game. I saw someone asked about that. You can find my picks in the "Flying Stupidity Wagering Thread" (none posted yet) on the Flying Stupidity forum here.
The long and boring (and, by the way, "free" which Chrissy has told us means it's "fucking worthless") storage unit video.....really, that looks like a garage door and what car could you fit in there?....truly reinforces my new opinion that anyone dumb enough to buy his boolshit gets what they deserve. Truly Darwin Award worthy morons.
I confess to being entertained by how utterly stupid Chrissy is (to the point where, in the beginning, I wondered if he wasn't just an elaborate troll....he's not). And I look forward to this channel being shut down not to "protect the public" but to watch this dolt try to start another. He's Chrissyphus who keeps pushing the purchased subs up the hill only to have it all come crashing down. Love it.
Like others here, I initially thought the door in question may have been a garage door, but after closer inspection, I believe it's a bedroom closet door. The "roll up" style garage doors usually have "slats/breaks" in the door that run horizontally, which allow it to "roll up". If you look at the molding for the door, you can see that it is a door that doesn't open inward, towards the room. It either opens/swings outward, or it is a sliding style closet door.
The reason I believe it's a sliding closet door vs. an opening style is because the sliding style is more standard in the smaller/kids rooms in track homes. If you look on the far right in the photo, you can see the corner of a window. This appears to me to be a VERY SMALL child's bedroom in a track home. This is even small for a child's room, even if the room is more of a rectangular shape and it is longer the other direction.
I just realized I wrote 2 large paragraphs about a stupid door lol
My condolences to Mr. Horney’s libido, but Little Kyle took down the FB Cover photo of Wrinkly prune faced Stacy in a bikini 🤮 and put one of NVB at the arcade with his prop parents smiling like morons!
Why doesn’t Masturbator Mitchell post all those monthly receipts of his Donations to Kings Ransom? I thought he gave Thousands ans Thowwwwsands every month to his church too? Funny how all that disappeared faster than the $500 Roulette ‘Slot Machine’ video from a few days ago!
Since Chrissy says anything that’s free is fucking worthless, wouldn’t his Mastermind Meetings be worthless too? Since they too were free for the this year until he needed to extort his chums to pay his Chicago rent?
Guess Kyle dropping his pants was what Bryan O. Paid for and the Big Load was free? You ready to Squirt Folks???
As previously suspected, I believe Chrissy is back either in the same Kraft Mountain home, or one nearby by the same builder/developers.
There are several current homes for rent in this exact neighborhood. I've looked through a few of the homes pictures and they all have the same door style for closet/bedroom doors.
https://www.remax.com/homes-for-rent...orhood/1287352
Here is a screen shot of the closet door of his previous Kraft Mountain address. Same door pattern as his recent Youtube video
Same paint colors too it appears.
In fact, if I had to guess, this is what the rest of the room looks like
(Blue box is where desk is sitting and arrow shows the angle of the picture...)
You think Chrissy would be appreciative if I picked up his mail for him while I’m here? There may be a bill or two in there that require his attention.
Today, I acquired some previously unknown information about our friend the GOAT...
As I consider the best use for this information, let me just say that I can confirm that CM is back living in the very same development as Kraft Mountain.
Last edited by Tariq Reed; 09-29-2023 at 02:26 PM.
Why doesn’t the “multi-millionaire” just buy this Unit for sale??? At that price he could buy or two or three and still have plenty left in the bank of Foster?TheRivers: If it’s the same unit then the owners finally sold it and took all the furniture out and the new owners rented it again. It was fully furnished when by the owner when he rented it.
He could even pay 970k for it like he told the dude from Australia!?! Oh wait, he’s a lying fraud and Lost his ass on Baseball last night, so he’s hiding like the Pussy he is!
Folks, I just documented it so it has to be true!
New video out , 29 minutes of more Bool Sheeit! Will leave ZD to rip it apart!! From what I can surmise scrubbing through it, No Bet Slips shown, No Live Play Roulette this time and some Mash potato dinner by himself after walking around Vegas like a Midget Moron! Probably full of lies and stupidity like his Spinny video about American roulette!
Have fun whoever is watches this garbage and maybe you can glean something useful!
No Bet slips to show Kyle? Colt Dolt Loses Again and it’s documented folks!?!
"Tariq Reed: Most interesting thing to me in this video is that he states that every meal he has in a casino is comped, except tips. So that $440ish glass of wine at Wally's (Resorts World) was comped too.
TheRivers: I’m sure the meals are comped. The casino knows a good source of revenue for them when they see it."
That could be his biggest lie of all: He wanks on about paid partnerships with casinos and he doesnt have one.
He hasnt ranted about caisnos cheating in awhile, and he is getting comped.
Is it possible he does have some sort of comp deal associated with his channel as well?
OR is it just he's dumptruckign a lot of action and will be dumptrucking more when the chums and the woman paying for the BFE turn up?
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
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2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
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Rep misfire..no casino is going to give you 20K in chips to walk around with…even as part of a “paid partnership.”
Could he be getting meal and suite comps out of a partnership? Perhaps. But with only 5K subscribers I’m guessing not. But maybe they look the other way when he buys in at the cage and then cashed back out.
I still think though they’re making lots of money off him at the tables.
Chrissy's new video "Gambling in Las Vegas, another day in the lkife of the goat"
29m10s of likely nonsense.
4.97 subscribers at time of viewing
Spoiler: First 11 minutes is yet another rehash of "viewer emails"
He tells us it is friday [morning/afternoon].
It looks like he has his phone mounted on his dash, but not entirely clear.
1m37 Chrissy claims he has recieved at least 50 emails in the last two days about his most previous video
Chrissy keeps rambling about the two 2nd dozen valuable opportunities.
Chrissy repeats that he mitchellgales 4 times in this spot if he loses because he doesnt think six 2nd dozens will often hit.
3m45 Chrissy then "answers" what to do if the 1st/3rd dozen bet wins after the two 2nd dozen "trigger".
Classic "hurr hurr, cant answer everything, use your friggen brain hurr hurr" nonsense he usually goes with in these spots.
Hurr hurr.
4m Chrissy mentions Napeleon Hill's "Think and grow Rich"
Gizmodo has a lot to say about Napeleon Hill, and its clear why Chrissy would reference him so much
https://gizmodo.com/the-untold-story...-he-1789385645
4m13 Chrissy then tries the old correlation/causation that "hurr hurr 99% of people are not rich, therefore they dont think hurr hurr".
As I have always maintained, Chrissy pretty much won the lottery by being born a cis white male in America in the late 70s/80s.
Literally the only people who have it better than him are cis white males born in America after 2001.
We can haggle over Chrissy's sexuality being a negative, but even so, hes still playing life on easy mode and still bitches whines and complains about it
4m35 Chrissy rambles that he doesnt know the trend going on in the moment as to why he cant give advice.
Remember the times when Chrissy has said the ball and cards are unpredictable, meaning trends like his videos are worthless?
5m22 Chrissy claims at planet hollywood he bet 1st/3rd dozen and it did not land 2nd dozen or 0/00 for 17 times in a row
The odds of that are 0.04% or 1 in 2470
To borrow Chrissy's own words from this video "hurr hurr, that is possible, but not probable"
To put it in poker terms:
https://www.pokerlistings.com/what-a...n-texas-holdem
Witnessing two or more royal flushes over 100 hands at a full ring table 0.0369% 1:2,708
OR
Two players at a 6-max-table are dealt a pair and both flop a set 0.0355% 1:2,819
So yes, Chrissy's story might be true, but given how often he seems to exaggerate his stories, and given he also claims to bounce a lot, play for 5 minutes and the like, it seems unlikely he would stay for 17 spins to see if this "trend" continued.
5m35 Chrissy continues rambling and tells us he was betting $100 on each 1st/3rd dozen and made $1700.
Again: 5 minute sessions, bounce blah blah blah, why is he there 17 spins?
6m Chrissy gets confused because he was going to ramble about another question but forgets what it was
But he also says its a common question.
7m15 Chrissy starts rambling about the Mitchellgale and claims its named after this amazing professional gambler named Christopher Mitchell
I didnt realise there were two of them, anyone know where I can videos of the other one because he is bound to be less annoying than the chucklehead we do know
8m13 Chrissy rambles about how martingale works and then says "that to me is absolutely retarded"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand theres a line for 1DBC and Utah Drone forever.
8m22 Chrissy is rambling about how bad it is to risk $3200 to win $100
I seem to recall Ryan of Apex (please correct me if thats wrong) risking $5000 to win $100 AND then his wife wanting to leave so he had to pay more than $100 for valet services and driving as far from Chrissy as possible.
9m50 Chrissy claims many real people are claiming they are making money (on his youtube comments)
Two problems
No, they arent [not real people, or not making comments about this]
Losers get deleted
10m04 Chrissy is starting to get in a bad mood, he says hes going to "answer another dumbass fucking question"
Remember, if you pay this clown money, he will most likely get upset and talk to you this way as well.
He can only maintain this facade for so long.
10m14 Chrissy claims hes entertaining, people like my content
The only legitimate reason for growth would be because he titles his more successful videos either gambling in Las Vegas, or roulette strategy.
Literally no one cares about "Fat creepy Smurf Cosplayer loiters at local park"
10m36 Chrissy eventually gets to the point: Chrissy why dont you film yourself at the casino?
11m44 Chrissy reminds us no casinos are paying him to film himself in there
could that be because he claims all casinos cheat and claims he got thrown out of a casino for accusing them of cheating?
12m Rememebr Chrissy's old catch phrase he does what he wants with who he wants when he wants
Well, Casinos tell Chrissy he cant film there "Yes sir, sorry sir, I wont film here sir" is Chrissy's new catch phrase.
12m20 Chrissy claims he is tired of getting that dumbarse fucking question.
12m46 Scene changes and Chrissy shows us a wad of cash.
despite previous claims he always carries $100k on him, he tells us he has a little over $500k in his "boss bag"
13m theres a lot of maybes about how he is going to annoy us and passers by with all the casinos he thinks he might bounce to.
14m Chrissy oddly claims he loves when casinos are packed, despite moaning about slow moving people.
Apparently more tables get opened.
Chrissy claims this action packed lifestyle of walking around casinos by himself is what he does every day
remember just the other day he was moaning he didnt want to sacrifice a whole day for a BFE, yet every day hes at the casinos
14m40 I did text my host asked him to give me a comp for dinner
Remember Chrissy's rant that free is worthless, well, he doesnt
14m50 Chrissy now tells us anytime he eats alone, or with his family, his meals are 100% comped, always comped, always
[Remember Chrissy's rant that free is worthless, well, he doesnt
Both TariqReed and TheRivers point us, using this logic, Chrissy's expensive wine glass for Stace was also comped.
This also suggests that the tip he supposedly gives is just left over comp money
It also explains why he orders so much food, because a) hes a fat fuck who loves shovelling food and b ) hurr hurr it'd be wasted otherwise, hurr hurr.
15m40 Chrissy explains he is telling us this because someone called him out for being a scammer on one of his videos, and that his meals would be comped
Chrissy claims thats correct, he is comped, but the tip is legit his own money
This seems even less likely to be true.
16m06 Either the heat is off Chrissy, or venetian/Palazzo doesnt care if he shows chips: Chrissy shows 3x $5000 chips 2x $1000, 2x $100
16m23 Chrissy tells us he bought in for $15k, dumped $8k in 10 minutes
So, he isnt playing 5 minute bounce sessions, otherwise he would have bounced earlier.
16m48 Chrissy claims he got up, left, found a "Valuable opportunity" at a spinny table where it had hit 2nd dozen _three_ times in a row.
Good thing he didnt get there one spin earlier, or he would have lost.
He claims he put $2500 on each 1st and 3rd (so roughly 2/3rd of his remaining stack, but hurr hurr, valuiable opportunity) and 36 hit, Chrissy makes $2500,
17m18 Claims he went to high limit Baaaaacky room, and for all of this nonsense made $2200.
if only Chrissy would show all of his bank notes and chips together to verify all of this nonsense
18m Chrissy shows us he is an ART HISTORIAN by showing us there is a ceiling fresco and says "hurr hurr most people dont notice that"
Natch he cant tell us anything about the painting, but ya know, who cares, Chrissy is a millionaire and a so called Christian.
Tho we havent heard that claim for quite some time.
18m39 Chrissy tells us dont stay in the casino all day.
No, go to lots of different casinos and stay there until well after midnight.
19m20 Right on cue Chrissy starts rambling about thanking God for all your blessings.
Chrissy tells us his host has booked him at the steaklhouse for 7pm and that he ahs a few more hours to fuck around and waste before then.
Remember, sacrificing a day at the casino for a BFE is bad, but Chrissy is in casinos every day, and from all that we have seen, hes there for long periods of time.
20m55 Chrissy starts rambling there is a high limit room in the Mirage he ahsnt been in before, but hes going to buy for 410k and play small bets
Because he doesnt know how the shoes are played.
Chrissy goes to the sports book, and tells us he didnt play Baaacky because it isnt big at the Mirage
22m50 Chrissy rambles about his plans, and then scene change
Theres a police car and Chrissy tells us theres been a change of plans
Sadly he hasnt been arrested for fraud, scamming, idiocy, mopery or anything that he should likely be jailed for
23m Chrissy is now moaning it took 45 minutes to go from Venetian to Palazzo beause there are thouands of people standing in line for the U2 concert at the Sphere
Refer back to 10 minutes earlier "hurr hurr I love it when its crowded".
Also, do you think we'll ever see footage inside the Sphere from Chrissy?
23m50 Big Spender Chrissy texted Stace if she wants to go to Red Rock for T-Bones because his Red Rock host got him a $500 comp
We know Chrissy been busy there, but anyone know how much action he'd need for that?
24m10s Chrissy tells us "the baby" can come along, or Stace can phone the babysitter to come over to look after NVB
24m30 Chrissy looks tired or impaired.
He tells us his life is very spontaneous.
25m40 Chrissy shows a meal, rambles about food they are getting, then pans the camera up to Stace.
26m46 after telling us earlier the meal would be comped $500 and he pays his own tip, Chrissy doesnt show us the bill or "the tip" he was leaving
Scene change back to the bunker.
27m Chrissy claims they went to the high limit room and he made an easy $2k.
Unclear if he means Stace watched, because as you know, she almosty never does since the infamous "Stace in the shitter" story.
Hurr hurr had to come home for NVB, forgot to take Red Rock footage, but trust me it was great.
27m47 Chrissy claims he had 4 sports bets that broke completely even: If only he showed us all 4 tickets before cashing them in or throwing them out
Chrissy claims he made $4200 profit for the day which is over $1m per year on a daily basis
Speaking of we havent seen his bank accounts in a very long time.
So, other than choice quotes for video makers, and the "confession" all his meals are comped, not a lot here.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb,Youtube down: October 18th $50/m OnlyFans for diff degen
Summary of today';s video:
Chrissy claims to have broken even on 4 sports bets, no tickets shown.
Chrissy tells us 100% of all of his meals are comped, but he pays the tip.
Chrissy shows chips from Venetian and Palazzo (first time in awhile chips are shown).
Chrissy previously claimed to always carry $100k with him, only shows just over $50k.
Chrissy claims to have had a 17 in a row streak of 1st/3rd dozens at 0.04% chance of happening: This was before he went to the casino today, so unclear when it happened.
Chrissy says "that to me is absolutely retarded" which can be used in many situations.
Chrissy claimed Stace was about to get their babysitter to come over to their place at probably an hour or 2 notice to look after NVB.
In the video comments, SerpentStar claims to have lost $1400 but hes an idiot so who cares.
Someone else claims to have seen 7 2nd dozens in a row
Chrissy then states "I hope you werent the ONLY person playing at the table? IF do, you'll never win"
So we do have that hint that Casinos will cheat a player (hurr hurr).
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb,Youtube down: October 18th $50/m OnlyFans for diff degen
Good news for Mr Horney! Chrissy put that gross, wrinkly old prune in a bikini photo back up as his Cover photo. Which means more Fappening for Mr. H and more Vomiting for the rest of us! ����
I’ve also documented Little Kyle’s bets from last night, and since documentation beats Masturbation, Chrissy comes up Limp again!!
Member when Chrissy said 7 months ago, “the next Masturbator mind event will be BIGGER and BETTER than the last one???
I member!
Or member when Little Kirk said he was gonna teach the Elite chums his ‘#1 Stragedy’ that he uses all the time in casinos for just $2500 at that very same event?
Apparently Dumbass Dave Pruett, April Over the Hill, Austin Empty Pockets Greear and Branko Nutsack don’t and didn’t become Millionaires off that one?
Perhaps if they pay Double this time they’ll learn the REAL secret!?!?!?
My guess is only two idiots show up to Vegas and pay this idiot , and he calls an audible and says “Hurr hurr, since there’s only two chums, we’ll do a tag along BFE like I used to with TJ & his Daddy where they realized I was full of shit!”
Or this one from the two breakout stars from the Colt Dolt’s get Poor Quick Scheme!
Guess the fact they’re living in the woods and disappeared out of embarrassment after losing everything because of Midget Masturbator Mitchell is Fake too, eh Kyle??
And how long before Chrissy starts Scamming Swifty's's's's???
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 10-01-2023 at 07:10 AM.
someone pointed this out to me, 3 days ago David from Casino Quest went live on his channel... David is an ex Las Vegas dealer for many years , now
runs a dealer school in
LV and does some more things, but anyways he starts talking about our buddy Crisco Krissy at the 8:25 mark....
Who has more credibility?
Someone we have never seen or hear before, or The King of Wishful Thinking, Captain Confused himself, Chrissy?
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb,Youtube down: October 18th $50/m OnlyFans for diff degen
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