Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Another “hater” lol…




Dude sounds like Old Victor from ACA.

[BedWetterBettor]

Pastor Prescott atop his soap box today. Hurr hurr I’m 99% Vegan annnnnnnd a Christian and I swear on the Bible I never did Gay Porn or Any Kind of Porn…



Posting this long dribble for posterity as I’m sure the little pussy will delete it like the $500 losing video, the workout videos and all the lies about free monthly Masturbator mind meetings and Guaranteed winning videos!







I like how the little Squirt can’t tell the difference between an Acronym and Initialism, lol! Yup Genius level IQ on display here folks. This rant must mean one of the Chums who believes In Christianity but not gambling told little Kyle to Fuck off when he begged them for money!

Perhaps they should praise Jesus’ name off the grid like Napoleon Zachymite???

[zealanddonk]

"My numbers won 14 times in a row" from yesterday

Hilariously people in the comments are pointing out that Chrissy's system can have long streaks of losers

Here's a block of 10 spins since the start of the video presented in the order they were spun.
So if you sat down and started at the === you would have had 17,0 as the trigger

If you started quadding your bet, you would have placed $12,$48,$192,$768 for a total of -$1020 in 4 spins, wiping up your big boy $100 starter roll.

Even if Chrissy sticks with his 3x nonsense we get $12, $36, $108, $324 for a total of -$480 or the bulk of his big boy bankroll.


25 win
28 lose
24 lose
33 win ===
17 lose
0 lose
11 lose
28 lose
0 lose
24 lose

I believe this is known as Zaching a system.

In other news, Serpentstar rambles nonsense in the comments as well.

[zealanddonk]

Pastor Prescott atop his soap box today. Hurr hurr I’m 99% Vegan annnnnnnd a Christian and I swear on the Bible I never did Gay Porn or Any Kind of Porn…



Posting this long dribble for posterity as I’m sure the little pussy will delete it like the $500 losing video, the workout videos and all the lies about free monthly Masturbator mind meetings and Guaranteed winning videos!







I like how the little Squirt can’t tell the difference between an Acronym and Initialism, lol! Yup Genius level IQ on display here folks. This rant must mean one of the Chums who believes In Christianity but not gambling told little Kyle to Fuck off when he begged them for money!

Perhaps they should praise Jesus’ name off the grid like Napoleon Zachymite???

I like the way he keeps putting "" around bible to imply its not real or not legit.

OF course, Chrissy read Leviticus and thought it was a how-to guide.

Chrissy also seems to forget about the Romans "casting lots" for Jesus's possessions after throwing him on the cross, I doubt JC is off to the Baaaacky tables with Chrissy.



Also, what sort of mental health crisis or blatant narcissism must you have if you think the result of "The Second Coming" would be the Son of God would play casino games with you?

[Mrhorney]

Evening Folks

Well all I can say is that if Saint Chrissy 😇 of Rock Bottom is an example of what spending a lifetime in church ⛪️ turns out then I’m off to the mosque.

Allahu Akbar

Shoutouts to non verbal bubs annnnnnnnnnnnnd Sexy Slinky Stockholm Syndrome Stacy, won’t be long now sugar tits, I’m a comin 💦 for ya 👅

(SSSSS in the future I’m not typing 💬 that out every time I want to fantasise about Stacykins.

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy with more FB nonsense, some ramble about baseball.

He mentions as kids he and his brother pretended they were McQuire and Conceso: Two famous baseball players who did steroids.

Funny how life works out isnt it.

[TheRivers]

Our scamming friend is all excited because the Oakland A’s have been given approval to Vegas. Now Bubs can grow up an A’s fan according to Chrissy. However the team won’t start playing there till 2028. Given Chrissy relocates as often as he does what are the odds he is still living in Vegas 4 years from now to see this?

We’ll open the bidding at +220

[1dollarboxcar]

must of went BUSTO... no day 15 or whatever day it was on the 30 day challenge... them hand selected 24 inside numbers will fail 4-5-6 spins in a row just like the " can't and never lose 1st and 3rd dozen strategy " after the trigger of 2nd dozen hitting 2-3 times in a row.... i wonder why the casinos never banned these strategies that Krissy claimed they would do, if he released his special inside number play to the general public....hmmmmm

LMAO LMBO ..... ))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[crudebar]

I just still have to laugh at a guy placing .50 cent bets on online roulette while simultaneously asking people for $5,000 to come meet him....This really can't be anymore stupid.

How many stupid never lose strategies does this guy have? I guess there is NOTHING that loses when playing roulette. Basically casino just giving people money and any and all strategies win 100 percent of the time...

He does realize all his systems are martingales? It's all the same system he is just too stupid to realize....

[Phantom Limb]

I think the post negging Christians was maybe prompted by some rejection by former Frisco friends. He's probably at the point of desperation where he's begging from everyone.

[TheRivers]

So…now he’s going to give excuses for why he lies?

[BedWetterBettor]

Squirtstopher posting lame Spinny videos At 1 AM.

He’s also in a familiar position in a cheap, rented hotel room with a pillow behind his head!



He was probably UP so late watching some of his classic Colt videos! He sure looks comfy whenever he’s got a camera in front of him while laying in a hotel bed!




Some highlights include him claiming someone asked what to do when they Lose 2 in a row, which he stupidly replies “Hurr hurr figure it out for yourself, I’m not here to make decisions for you!?!” Yet I seem to recall him offering one on one coaching and saying you can copy him Bet for Bet and Win by default?

Also, he says his “best strategy is having lots of strategies”… which basically negates the concept of A STRATEGY being effective if you have another that works more efficiently… let that sink in!

8:30 mark - Chrissy hilariously mispronounces the word Plethora as Plu-THOR-a… hahahaha, Einstein Light Bulb level intellect on full display here folks!

Have fun ZD!!

[zealanddonk]

And today's nonsense: Roulette online watch chrissy play "LIVE" for real money

7.48k subscribers at time of viewing

Chrissy wearing a grey "stanley cup final" hoody, lying back on some pillows, at roughly 1am, probably "shot some other footage" before this.
27m13s of nonsense ahead.

Chrissy doesnt even know what day of his challenge it is: if only he had put up a video every single day and wrote down the first day he'd be able to figure this out.

2m Chrissy tells us he has been challenging

2m58 For some odd reason Chrissy is betting $5 on red and 50c each on his 24 numbers:
Red and Black are balanced for his European spinny strategy, betting Red is a wasted bet.
If he was as smart as he hurr hurrs to be, he'd hedge 3rd column because that has less bets on it or middle dozen for same reason

Hilariously Red but none of his numbers come up so he makes $10 for his $17 bet AND it means his numbers have not come up 3 times in a row now

4m Chrissy the expert must be tired, or distracted or whatever because he clicked rebet and 2x 2x so he has now got a $20 red bet along with $2 eeach on his magic numbers

Unfortunately due to dumb luck, he lands ed and one of his numbers and gives us a hollar at ya boy.

5m30 Chrissy starts his strawman ramble that people ask what to do after the magic numebrs and hurr hurr he isnt there with you, you have to think for yourself, hurr hurr

7m40 Chrissy claims he has created so many winning strategies over the years you know, classics like bet 2nd and 3rd dozen, bet 1st and 2nd dozen, bet 1st and 3rd dozen, steal one win and bounce on a cock, and other classics that are all -ev, except that cock one, hes always a winner with that

8m04 Chrissy now shows us 1st and 3rd dozen because "hurr hurr it hits more than the second dozen" let me guess, it hits roughly twice as much?

Chrissy reminds us he has many strategies.

9m10 Chrissy claims its impossible to lose by doing what he is doing right now, small bets big bankroll
Except, -ev, taxes, pride the list goes on and on.

9m its been 4 2nd dozen in a row and chrissy makes excuses that only two count for the new dealer, hurr hurr

10m30 Chrissy wins his big boy $10 on 1st an $10 on third win and takes a moment to bask in his own glory
He now starts rambling that why every number does not have the same chance of winning....

Chrissy rambles on about the areas on the wheel that doesnt have second dozen numbers in it, forgetting that the ball starts and ends randomly and it just landed four times on a second dozen number

14m50 Chrissy claims he could make a 10 hour video where he played online for 10 hours straight and he'd win: he says he wont do it because noone would watch it.
"Bet" as the kids say, if Chrissy has the balls to make an unedited 10 hour spinny session on BOL I'll watch that fucker and write a session report.
Spoiler: around hour 3 he'll be crying and bitching and moaning and by hour 6 it'll be some excuse like Stace is horny for MrHorny so Chrissy needs to go watch what they are doing so he can learn to pleasure his wife

15m35 With a straight face Chrissy ooooks out if you watch a full dealer session they will spin more 1st and 3rd dozens, than 2nd dozens
As said above, yes, by roughly 2x the amount.
For a guy who claims to be good at math he is terrible at just basic thinking (and math).

16m Chrissy sees there are four 3rd dozens in a row and claims people state thats rigged, thats impossible
Clearly Chrissy needs sleep, we just saw four 2nd dozens within the last 10 minutes

16m40 "If the second dozen is hitting more than the 1st and 3rd dozen, dont play that wheel because someone is cheating"
I thought Chrissy was so good he could beat the cheaters.

17m19 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE last 6 spins 1st and 3rd dozen, proves my point RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yes, it proves Chrissy has poor short term memory, poor understanding of math and probability, and proves hes trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator in his chums.

17m45 Chrissy claims he isnt playing strategy, just had itchy balls and needs to make a video for us.

20m Chrissy claims its how dumb people are but thats how he makes his money

22m20 Chrissy mocks his followers, despite this is not knowledge he had until about 2 weeks ago himself

23m20 Chrissy has yet another strawman "Chrissy you are so mean and rude" he replies with he doesnt give a fuck
sounds like all his affiliate money has come through and he can afford to be an asshole. Remember the other week when he was likely broke, and begging for $25k....

24m30 Chrissy starts rambling you could desposit $1000 and then travel every day to places like "Hawaii, Macau, Japan" .... Three places we have never seen him at, and at least 2 of those we will probably never see him at.

Chrissy repeats his claim that it is impossible to lose with big bankroll and small bets whatever happened to Zachy the Lackey?

Sadly Chrissy threatens he'll make another video for us.


==
Verdict, Chrissy rambles nonsense like he usually does and claims he could make a 10 hour video but no one would watch it.
So, dont bother with this nonsense.

[1dollarboxcar]

todays video can be seen or downloaded here if you wish, i haven't watched it yet


https://files.catbox.moe/9cggbh.mp4

[zealanddonk]

So…now he’s going to give excuses for why he lies?

Chrissy doesnt care about "Honour thy father and thy mother" so why would "Dont bear false witness" matter to him either?

[BedWetterBettor]

Squirtstopher today - "Hurr hurr I can play for 10 hours and make Hundreds of dollars folks!"


Chrissy every other week - "Folks Don't Get Greedy, Play for 15 minutes, 10 minutes, 5 minutes, 4 minutes or whatever number I arbitrarily come up with to shill a new bullshit stragedy!"



Isn't it funny that those passive income sources no longer exist? First it was 10, then 8 sources of passive income, now ZERO? Guess that investment with Luc Longmire didn't quite pan out since Chrissy hasn't mentioned or commented on Luc's post in a year??

[Tariq Reed]

Also, he says his “best strategy is having lots of strategies”… which basically negates the concept of A STRATEGY being effective if you have another that works more efficiently… let that sink in!

I had a recent interaction with Birdbrain on his YT channel and he parroted the same "I've got lots of strategies" line that his (former) mentor CM does.

Just more delusional comments from Birdbrain that don't hold up under even minimal scrutiny.

[Mrhorney]

Good job you aren’t going to the F1 Mr Druff.

You seem to have a problem with your drains in LV, not Chrissy related I know unless you are unfortunate enough to having him living in your town and the stink 🦨 emanating from him is mistaken for the sewers.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd of course he may yet come up with the greatest super duperest never seen before 🏎️ betting strategy available to the inner circle 🫥 for only 7500 bucks.

Shoutouts to non verbal bubs and SSSSS 👅 👅 👅

[BedWetterBettor]

Good news ya’ll, Bird Shit for Brains won $150 and is having a Huge Celebration at Amerisports Bar in KC…



Completely by himself, hahahahahahahahaha!!





Guess this is what all Elite Gamblers do when they live that Colt Goat Life!



Maybe he needs to have the right Mindset to have friends to talk to and hang out with him??? #LonelyPatheticBirdBrain

[TheRivers]

So there apparently is a second BOL account. It is “Stacy’s but she doesn’t use it.” When you log in it has a different color scheme (blue instead of BOL’s typical red). Anyone have thoughts here?