Should have ended with "so are you going to send me money so i can live the life of my dreams, RIGHT NOW!"Originally Posted by Dan Druff
He looks like a very old and strange 3rd grader giving a class speech about why he likes bananas...Now Chrissy don't read directly from your notes and try to make eye contact with your audience.
Ahahahaha, today's clip shows how butt hurt he is over the Eagles losing and allegedly costing him 10K. He's angry, red eyed and whinier than ever! Lol!
Claims he's so restless he can't sleep and has to go to a local casino to try and make 15K... sure sure just like the 53K sports bet that got him 24K overall in winnings on Baccy and the Canucks.
Yup, this sounds like a GREAT life. To have to stress out over a Football game and then run to a casino at 11 pm while your family waits at your 6 month rental bunker hoping you win so they can stay there and not run to another rental!
He rambles and rambles about nonsense like whatever it takes, blah blah blah. You'd think he would be ahead overall from that 53K bet and "win" from the previous day? COMPLETE LIE!
Says he's a Champion based on how he reacts to a Loss.... :::Roll Clip::: Online Gambling where Back to Back Green Zeros hit thanks to "Aneta"! "This is Booool sheeeit, Come the Fuck awwwwn!"
Video ends with him lying about winning 14K, no footage or proof with chips or cash. Again he makes up a story that contradicts himself.
Claims he bet 20K to recoup the 16K he lost AT THE TABLE and gave him 4K profit.
Yet seconds earlier he said he won 14K overall at the Baccy table? So how could he have profited 14K, if he was DOWN 16K and BET 20K to ONLY come out ahead 4K???
Another LIE debunked by Detective BWB!
Now go run and remove/edit the video like the Pussy you are Chrissy!
#ColtLife
Hurr hurr whatever it takes. If there was a table limit it would be 25K. I've NEVER seen a table limit of 20K in high limit rooms. Not saying it's IMPOSSIBLE, but super unlikely he ran against that table max. He probably didn't have the money to do a full Marty or Mitchy Bitchy Gale. His bets prior to this imaginary bet, would have been equal to 16K and to have another 20K to bet would mean he needed 36K... Remember than figure in Biloxi?Tariq Reed: Betting $20K after $16K isn't even a martingale bet, much less a mithchellgale. Was this a table limit issue or a bankroll issue?
Who brings exactly 36K at 11 pm whilst claiming to have 15K? It he lost, he'd have to bet the remaining imaginary 14K, which wouldn't help him profit overall. More lies and It's more projection about THAT loss and him never recouping that from gambling. More of his Freudian slips and easy to debunk lies.
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 01-16-2024 at 09:08 AM.
Ahahahaha, today's clip shows how butt hurt he is over the Eagles losing and allegedly costing him 10K. He's angry, red eyed and whinier than ever! Lol!
Claims he's so restless he can't sleep and has to go to a local casino to try and make 15K... sure sure just like the 53K sports bet that got him 24K overall in winnings on Baccy and the Canucks.
Yup, this sounds like a GREAT life. To have to stress out over a Football game and then run to a casino at 11 pm while your family waits at your 6 month rental bunker hoping you win so they can stay there and not run to another rental!
He rambles and rambles about nonsense like whatever it takes, blah blah blah. You'd think he would be ahead overall from that 53K bet and "win" from the previous day? COMPLETE LIE!
Says he's a Champion based on how he reacts to a Loss.... :::Roll Clip::: Online Gambling where Back to Back Green Zeros hit thanks to "Aneta"! "This is Booool sheeeit, Come the Fuck awwwwn!"
Video ends with him lying about winning 14K, no footage or proof with chips or cash. Again he makes up a story that contradicts himself.
Claims he bet 20K to recoup the 16K he lost AT THE TABLE and gave him 4K profit.
Yet seconds earlier he said he won 14K overall at the Baccy table? So how could he have profited 14K, if he was DOWN 16K and BET 20K to ONLY come out ahead 4K???
Another LIE debunked by Detective BWB!
Now go run and remove/edit the video like the Pussy you are Chrissy!
#ColtLife
I wonder what he really bet and lost on the eagles going to guess 1k or less then what he really brought to the casino, going to guess $500 or less...
He doesn't show tickets, nor his bankroll, nor the money won in cash or chips. Just the drive and then edit to "yep i won 14k" Doesn't even bother to show himself walking into the casino or walking out. LOL. Truly who knows if he didn't just do the drive there and then immediately home just to "prove"(maybe to his few chums) that he still had a winning night. That was the laziest thing i have ever seen...
The only truth to this is he bet and lost on the eagles then had to rush out(like all degens) and immediately had to try to win it back on -ev games. The amounts both bet and lost are highly exaggerated(obviously).
Why not just stay home and make the money on BOL? They also according to Chris are just giving money away. hahahaaa
Tariq Reed: If he got so worked up over a $1K loss on the Eagles that he had to go to the casino at 11pm, then he's even more of a degenerate gambler than I ever thought. Definitely not the mindset of a successful businessman who understands ups & downs.
TheRivers: Even if he lost 10K on the Eagles…surely a guy who makes 250K per month can absorb that hit and doesn’t need to first run out on a Monday night to try and win that money back.
I could be wrong, but even if he lost i still think he shows the 10k ticket. Just as a brag of "i can lose this and whatevers." Showing a 1k ticket(or below) gets him mocked, so i think he had a bet but for waaaaaayyyyy less...I am certain he tells his chums he is making these larger bets and they never ask for proof. So don't get mad at him when you lose your $500 he lost 10k but now he is doing whatever it takes and just made 14k at the casino. They could have been winners to if not so lazy.
Obviously takes nothing close to 50k with him to the casino. The truth is probably he took 500-1k to the electronic roulette table and donked it off in 12 min. He is obviously embarrassed of the numbers he is gambling.(how low they are)
He looked to be stuck in traffic for sometime and yet never even bothers to show this 50k and with his personality----well sure.
Remember guys, this dude gets excited over $32 wins. A 1k bet is small for him in his fantasy world but BIG to him in reality.
That 500k he lost in the beginning was probably all of around $30k.(as we all know) A ton to a low middle class/poverty level family but obviously doesn't make the splash he thinks he needs in his tiny mind....The story would actually be better here---but his ego still makes him have to tell a story of even back then he was a big shot just messed up a little until he "figured it out"
He was all emotional again in this video. If he had a 10k ticket to show he would have shown it. Even to just rip it up on camera.
as an aside---how big a bet is, is relative to the money he has now. One has to believe he is significantly worse off now then NYE of last year. He was actually living in a place that cost 10k a month---wtf knows what kind of bunker he lives in now.
I'm a sports betting rube and still knew that with their recent record AND Hurts' busted up finger that Bucs were a good bet (I got them at -110 +3).
We all know lazy Bitch Tits Mitchell does zero studying for his bets.
he's restless and can't sleep b/c the money and scam are coming to an end. so is his marriage and family. then his freedom. you earned this kyle.
You guys think Chris shows no proof?! Well that does it! He is about to fire up the laptop and get that $17 win at roulette. Now what are the haters going to say?!
"Pay me 1k a month along with 5k mastermind events and i'll show you how to make $17 a day also!"(playing devil's advocate that he actually averages $17 a day when we all know its minus)
Most of us are familiar with the Stu Ungar story:
In this case, Chrissy's version looks like he's sneaking off in the middle of the night some lower case, lower grade drug (other than having totally itchy balls for gambling).
Chrissy's recent video is hilarious, he's clearly either on drugs, having had a cry, or both.
Tells us how bad driving two hours a day to a j.o.b is, then gets stuck in traffic himself.
Granted I live in New Zealand and traffic is nearly not that bad, but even when I worked in Auckland, it was only 30 minutes each way at rush hour traffic.
Spoiler alert: Find somewhere to live close to where you work, or get a work from home job.
Finally why is Chrissy so adamant he cant have a losing day when in previous videos he has claimed the following:
Is a millionaire
Has passive income streams
Has the rare losing day but always wins it back the next day (hurr hurr)
Has a youtube channel
He has itchy balls and is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiending badly.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
I can imagine Chrissy's speech to the chums prior to placing that Eagles bet.
"Can you freakin' believe this, folks? The idiot sportsbooks are making the line -3 for the Eagles! Tampa barely finished with a winning record! This is so obvious, it's going to be free money. This is why I'm the GOAT of sportsbetting, seeing things like this! Copy my bets folks, if you want to get rich. Documentation beats conversation!"
Books made a killing between the Eagles and Cowboys losing. Chrissy probably bet both.
I really think Chrissy is in a degen tailspin right now. I'm sure Stacy sees it but there's nothing she can do.
Chrissy needs to follow his own advice -- "The trend is your friend!"
Tampa was 6-1 since December 3 (though admittedly 2 were against Caroilna), and Philly was 1-5 in that same stretch. Folks, while trend like this mean nothing in roulette, in the NFL it often does. But Chrissy always has everything ass backwards.
This is one time where I am elated that he has a couple of chums in his inner jerkel.
I think he had two choices after losing on the Eagles.
The first choice would have been to not even mention his ass plowing.
The second choice was to fess up on Facebook, so that the few chums that paid him in January, would believe that he is an honest guy.
NYE 2022 was a different story. He flashed his ticket before the game started. He was so positive that Georgia was going to cover, that he felt the need to brag about his win before it happened.
This time around, the only people that he was bragging to were the paid chums.
He couldn’t just ignore what happened. Otherwise he would be risking the loss of his meager inner circle chums.
That’s my take on it.
He must be counting the days on his piggy bank calendar, for his BOL commissions to hit his bank account.
How fast did he donk off that 6K hand pay? LOL
BTW fellas, nobody in bright red Nike shorts with a non matching equally bright colored hoodie was making any sports bets at Red Rock, or casually "just betting a single hundy" on the slots. At the few times I got around to checking.
C'mon Chrissy, don't slack off for the simple sake of no bankroll!
He must be selling fashion advice to his loyal Chums…
Here’s Bird Brain at a destination wedding event in the Philippines!
Day 1: Bird Boy is rocking a sweet Hawaiian shirt and Mis-matched jorts combo!
While the natives don’t want their hands touching Birdy and one dude even looking at him like “WTF is he doing in the photos, I thought he was here to clean the toilets???”
But don’t worry folks, old Birdemic got super fancy for the actual wedding…
In his finest White Polo shirt and Jeans with Sneakers ensemble, bahahaha!
Chrissy would be proud if he wasn’t busy crying and lying like always does after a Big Loss!
Shoutout to Elmo!
new video, it's pretty good, it really should make any suckers think twice.... i hope anyways, ending is different but good... it was some clips that didn't make the final cut because i had nowhere to fit them into the video .... so i just left them there cause they kind of just flowed with the video and made a decent ending.... anyways....
chasing losses like this in the heat of the moment is a guaranteed disaster. good work kyle.
Dont know if anyone already posted but think he working his new channel on YT called Dont Ever Give Up On Your Dreams
Any source for this info?
Based on the two lame videos he put out today, I got no indication of a new channel. Just him in that cheap Chicago Cubs hoodie lying about winning 17K on 5 NHL games without any proof like Sports Bet Slips or Transaction history. Cuz ya know, 'Hurr Durr Documentation Beats Masturbation!?!?!'
The other is his "hurr hurr I made $45 in 5 minutes, that's $540 an hour folks! Do you make that at your job? Did you got to college to earn a degree so you can sit in traffic and make less than that derrrrp!?"
Unless I missed it, he doesn't mention a new channel in the works? He just runs away like a pussy after making $150 and beating his chest about making $150 in 10 minutes but conveniently forgets that he lost $1000 in 5 minutes, $180 in 10 minutes, $500, in 18 minutes and $370 in 30 minutes playing Roulette on Live streams! So still down over $1800 and counting!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 01-17-2024 at 09:36 AM.
yeah , definitely something to keep an eye on.... looks like bought and paid for views and subs, this channel only had like 35 subs just a week ago and now has 338 subs....
released a video last night of the CM crying about the Eagles loss.... already has 1.2k views only 10 hrs. old and doesn't even have " Christopher Mitchell " in the title of the video.... definitely paid for views... the Shorts on the channel have a decent amount of views too
https://www.youtube.com/@DontEverGiv...rDreams/videos
yeah , definitely something to keep an eye on.... looks like bought and paid for views and subs, this channel only had like 35 subs just a week ago and now has 338 subs....
released a video last night of the CM crying about the Eagles loss.... already has 1.2k views only 10 hrs. old and doesn't even have " Christopher Mitchell " in the title of the video.... definitely paid for views... the Shorts on the channel have a decent amount of views too
https://www.youtube.com/@DontEverGiv...rDreams/videos
No wonder I couldn't find it, the Colt Dolt couldn't even properly spell DON'T.. lol!
I'm gonna wait and see before I officially deem it Chrissy's new channel. Seems like another Clone using old videos. If we see new videos appear here BEFORE they do on FB, then we'll know who is really running it. Either way, it makes Squirtstopher look like the Clown he is! Shoutout to Elmo!!
Stacy should make a channel to rival this one called "DONT GIVE CASINO'S MOTIVATION'S FOR MOM'S"
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