Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Tellafriend]

have any of his meetups gone well? seriously, any of them? what fools would see this and keep paying....

[zealanddonk]

have any of his meetups gone well? seriously, any of them? what fools would see this and keep paying....

Thats always been a problem with the meet ups: a lot of people likely considered it a holiday where they might win their buyin back, and a chance to meet their "hero".
Some of his older events were well planned and looked reasonable like his boat trip, and his party bus.

The older events seemed to have reasonable food, like minded individuals and other than the "pray over your money, rebuke satan" nonsense were probably not too offense.

As you would have seen tho, one of the most recent events only had Chrissy, Dave and Branko and unless you enjoy a tantrum throwing midget begging for $5k from you, it was unlikely to be fun.


Assumedly some of the Brandon era meetings went well since he kept attending and must have been winning some money.

[TheRivers]

have any of his meetups gone well? seriously, any of them? what fools would see this and keep paying....

Maybe one or two of them might have gone okay for him. But right from the first one where he “left his bankroll at home” these things have all been bad for him. He also at that first one complained about people not bringing him birthday gifts (he wanted $1K from each). Then there was the second one wherein he got crushed at the tables and blamed alcohol as the reason that he lost on his birthday. Then there was the boat ride..lots of good planning and presentation…but a disaster after they all lost at the casino and fights broke out amongst the attendees. And who could forget the Chicago one where he got thrown out of a casino for making a scene accusing the casino of cheating at Roulette?

He sure collected a lot of money from these morons…but each event exposed him more and more…and word has gotten out…hence why he hasn’t tried to do a 20+ person event since the early ones.

[Pickleball]

I suppose we were all wrong and The Bloat really will be attending the Super Bowl.



If he does attend, which I highly doubt, he will be looking to buy an unsold ticket right after the opening kickoff.

#Cash Poor Chissy

[zealanddonk]

I suppose we were all wrong and The Bloat really will be attending the Super Bowl.



If he does attend, which I highly doubt, he will be looking to buy an unsold ticket right after the opening kickoff.

#Cash Poor Chissy

I'd assume he already has a ticket lined up, since its a bit of a risk to not show up otherwise.

I dont think he is stupid enough to do a Smollet and claim he was robbed, but who knows.

Given he keeps trying to impress us with his superior genes, he cant easily claim that NVB is sick so he cant attend (this is my pick though because Chrissy doesnt think far ahead).

[Dan Druff]

The claims that he has offers for the ticket are for a reason.

I think it might be excuse making because he hasn't bought it yet, and now is too broke to afford going.

I think we'd see some kind of proof of the ticket's existence if he had it.

The "I might sell" bullshit is probably code for "If I can't afford to go, or the prices don't come down enough, I'll claim I sold it."

I do think that the idiot rationalizes that if he spends $$ on the Superbowl ticket, he can claim it was $25,000 and how the "GOAT lifestyle" is what allows him to do things like this. He will aim this at the schlubs sitting at home watching it on TV, making them wish they could go to the game itself like Chrissy did.

[RMS9]

If there’s one thing we ALL know about Fatso is that when he claims he’s done something (i.e. sports bets, winning at the casino, purchasing a Super Bowl ticket), without any sort of physical or tangible proof, we know it’s all lies. This idiot would never miss an opportunity to flash legitimate evidence of him spending a larger than normal amount of money when possible. This was evidence when lightening did strike for him and he won that 15k parlay years ago. That level of excitement (amongst he and Stacy) was not faked. It was true emotions of excitement that was not staged. The phone call to daddy Foster, Stacy actually smiling from ear to ear (for once) and Chris being as giddy as Bubs was the day he got his new plastic bag toy for his birthday. That was not faked or a lie, and the emotional outburst was all the proof that was needed. Look at it from the opposite side too. When he lost 1k in the electronic roulette machine in 5 minutes, his disappointment and frustration could be felt through his video. He was so bummed he was left speechless. He just kept babbling on about “you can’t make this up, folks”, “i literally just sat down and this machine cheated because it hit 6 blacks in a row, and when i played black, it hit red”…blah, blah, blah. That is a legitimate inside view of just how emotional Fatso is…during the good and bad.

Fast forward to the past year or so. How many times has he won 5k, 10k, 20k gambling allegedly gambling in the casino? How many times has he claimed to have won a larger than normal sports bet, but with zero excitement or proof shown. Chris is incapable of withholding emotion (good or bad) and he’s proven that time and time again. Remember him sitting in a hotel room, laying in bed and trying to play roulette. The TV was blasting, Bubs was crying, Stacy wasn’t calming his kid down and Chris was about to fly off the handle because he “couldn’t concentrate”, and when he hit a green zero…KA-BOOM!!!!!

Fatso will NEVER miss an opportunity to flash a receipt, a wager, a large bet, WHEN IT’S LEGIT. Obviously this is rare…practically nonexistent because he’s all talk and nothing but smoke in mirrors. I’d be willing to bet a quarter of my net worth (which is much more than Fatty’s entire existence) that he ain’t going to the Super Bowl. And if he does end up going, we will certainly see some sort of proof of his 25k ticket purchase. Not a chance he misses an opportunity to gloat in front of his last remaining members while they’re still around.

The claims that he has offers for the ticket are for a reason.

I think it might be excuse making because he hasn't bought it yet, and now is too broke to afford going.

I think we'd see some kind of proof of the ticket's existence if he had it.

The "I might sell" bullshit is probably code for "If I can't afford to go, or the prices don't come down enough, I'll claim I sold it."

I do think that the idiot rationalizes that if he spends $$ on the Superbowl ticket, he can claim it was $25,000 and how the "GOAT lifestyle" is what allows him to do things like this. He will aim this at the schlubs sitting at home watching it on TV, making them wish they could go to the game itself like Chrissy did.

[BedWetterBettor]

Slow news day...

So I thought I'd post this for laughs!




This is likely where Chrissy's life is headed once he gets banned from all civilized casinos's's or could be the future life of NVB!

[Tellafriend]

Slow news day...

So I thought I'd post this for laughs!




This is likely where Chrissy's life is headed once he gets banned from all civilized casinos's's or could be the future life of NVB!

his name is boss man jack, and he's a gambling god. a true degenerate, he can be highly entertaining.

[1dollarboxcar]

live on FB from Allegiant Stadium, must be some sort of opening ceremony for the SB.... up in the nose bleed section... where all the multimillionaires sit...

[zealanddonk]

live on FB from Allegiant Stadium, must be some sort of opening ceremony for the SB.... up in the nose bleed section... where all the multimillionaires sit...

Remember just the other week he was moaning about people sitting home on sunday watching sports.
It appears he's there in a stadium, without any actual sport.

[Forum Wars]

live on FB from Allegiant Stadium, must be some sort of opening ceremony for the SB.... up in the nose bleed section... where all the multimillionaires sit...

Remember just the other week he was moaning about people sitting home on sunday watching sports.
It appears he's there in a stadium, without any actual sport.

OMG what kind of schlep goes there for that. Sounds like the most boring event ever. $30 ticket. Like, is he trying to impress us? LOLOLOLOLO: amazing stuff, Chrissy!

[Dan Druff]

Yeah Chrissy is unlikely to go to a boring event like this if he's going to the real thing in a week.

This smells very much like he had to present the "fans" with SOME sort of Super Bowl related appearance, so he chose this.

I wouldn't be surprised if he still claims to have gone, but just doesn't have any pics at the game aside from outside the stadium.

As expected, the prices on the secondary market remain obscenely high (over $7500/ticket right now), due to the popularity of both teams, as well as the relative proximity of the 49ers fans (plus a ton of them are rich).

This appearance is likely Chrissy realizing the ticket prices aren't going to come down enough for him to actually go, so he's hedging his lie by appearing at this lol $30 event a week earlier.

[Dan Druff]

Here's the video.

He did spring for tickets for Stacey and Bubs, whom you can see at the 9:58 mark (near the very end of the video).

Everyone looks very bored.

[TheRivers]

Some more reality for Chrissy and the chums:

[Pickleball]

Yeah Chrissy is unlikely to go to a boring event like this if he's going to the real thing in a week.

This smells very much like he had to present the "fans" with SOME sort of Super Bowl related appearance, so he chose this.

I wouldn't be surprised if he still claims to have gone, but just doesn't have any pics at the game aside from outside the stadium.

As expected, the prices on the secondary market remain obscenely high (over $7500/ticket right now), due to the popularity of both teams, as well as the relative proximity of the 49ers fans (plus a ton of them are rich).

This appearance is likely Chrissy realizing the ticket prices aren't going to come down enough for him to actually go, so he's hedging his lie by appearing at this lol $30 event a week earlier.

Druff nailed the price. Stacy and Bubs got to go with the LOAT (Loser of All-time).
Way to splurge for the fam Porky.
Did you bring your own snacks to the event to pocket the $10.00 in change?

[Forum Wars]

Yeah Chrissy is unlikely to go to a boring event like this if he's going to the real thing in a week.

This smells very much like he had to present the "fans" with SOME sort of Super Bowl related appearance, so he chose this.

I wouldn't be surprised if he still claims to have gone, but just doesn't have any pics at the game aside from outside the stadium.

As expected, the prices on the secondary market remain obscenely high (over $7500/ticket right now), due to the popularity of both teams, as well as the relative proximity of the 49ers fans (plus a ton of them are rich).

This appearance is likely Chrissy realizing the ticket prices aren't going to come down enough for him to actually go, so he's hedging his lie by appearing at this lol $30 event a week earlier.

Chrissy is a liar. Despite a general uptick in prices to the aforementioned $7,500+ that Druff mentioned, there are no tickets of the thousands and thousands of verified resale tickets listed on ticketmaster.com, both for single and pairs of tickets, that are asking $50,000 or higher.

If he's not a liar, Chrissy owns the most valuable ticket to the game, one so valuable that it received an unsolicited offer of $50,000, $2k more than the highest ask price currently after the run up.

Free advice to Chrissy: do your homework before you post outlandish shit on the Internet even if it is because you think of yourself as someone who just we don't know is an Einstein in self promotion. It just looks bad when we cut you down to your regular size.

I do think there's at least a chance dummy will be there tho ($4,000 ticket bought earlier?)...

CURRENT TOP PRICES OF RESALE TICKETS TO SUPERBOWL LVIII:

[Tellafriend]

he has to go now. he will pay a few thousand for the solo ticket and write if off if he pays any taxes. pictures from stadium will be posted but will not indicate where his 25k seat is for obv reasons.

scamming piece of shit midget, your time is coming. tick, tock.

[1dollarboxcar]

i'll just leave this here, a lot to scrutinize here....including to have to use another old-recycled pic of him and the Skank...

[BedWetterBettor]

Well, 1DBC beat me to the punch. But still here's some commentary courtesy of Uncle BWB!