Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Phantom Limb]

So there apparently is a second BOL account. It is “Stacy’s but she doesn’t use it.” When you log in it has a different color scheme (blue instead of BOL’s typical red). Anyone have thoughts here?

He's fucked!

[BedWetterBettor]

So there apparently is a second BOL account. It is “Stacy’s but she doesn’t use it.” When you log in it has a different color scheme (blue instead of BOL’s typical red). Anyone have thoughts here?

He's fucked!

Probably explains why the little pussy hasn’t shown any transaction history for over a year now! He not only can’t win, he Can’t show the history as it would expose he has Two different accounts and is multi-accounting and likely Bonus Fund Abusing on each!





Feel free to use these photos in any report or complaint filed! Busted his Ass faster than Bryan Ockert!!

[zealanddonk]

So Chrissy has an FB post yesterday "hurr hurr when is it ok to lie?" and now he has two BOL accounts?

Remeber the time Chrissy complained to BOL's cSR that they had paid him out on a bet they shouldnt have, I'm sure they'll happily let an honest fella like Chrissy have two accounts.

And on that note I'll review today's nonsense now, although it'll probably get deleted soon once he realises what hes done.

[AhoosierA]

The "blue" BOL is actually sportsbetting.ag which is "different site". Kind of like Bovada/Ignition, or Americas Card Room & Black Chip Poker.

While it's against T&C to have 2 BOL accounts, you can have 1 BOL account & 1 SportsBetting account. BOL=Red SportsBetting=Blue

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy's new video "Roulette a license to print money"
7.53k subscribers no need to bold this as his subscriber count isnt climbing quickly, although it is likely growing naturally.

Spoiler: Chrissy tells us Stace has an account she doesnt actually use, but he does as a back up
Also Chrissy had his magic numbers saved on Stace's account
AhoosierA above explains why the 2 accounts thing might be legit.

8 comments on the video of time of viewing, including "I have seen 7 times in a row when your numbers didnt come up" or some variation of that.
That also reminds me of his recent video where red came up once out of 10 times, and green zero twice.

This nonsense goes 32m52 seconds and I doubt any of it will be relevant.

1m25 Chrissy tells us his own account is not loading, and balance is not appearing: his wife has her own account and he'll just use that
This differs from a few weeks back when Chrissy said he let Stace play on his account that had $3k in it.
Maybe she loved it so much she violated BOL T&Cs to get her account.....

Expect a "Hurr hurr haters, it says household and Stace lives in Chicago and I live under a bridge in vegas, hurr hurr" any day now.
Hurr hurr haters indeed.


1m40 Chrissy even tells us Stace's account is different colour, different template but same site: Both have images of attractive women, surely they'd both have images of handsome men......

1m53 Stace's balance is $632: How does this fit with the $3k that supposedly existed awhile ago.....Is Stace allowed to withdraw and spend her own money? Questions questions questions

Even better: When will Chrissy discuss slots on BOL, if he hasnt already?

3m20s Chrissy tells us Stace never actually plays but this is her account that she created that (ha ha laugh) so I can have a backup in case something like this so it actually does come in handy
O and Chrissy is playing at 1:40am
Chrissy tells ue he is drinking very hot potent apple cider vinegar tea: last time he did that his video was complete nonsense and he acted like an idiot

4m20 Chrissy is confused, and decides to bet his magic numbers, THEN tells us his magic numbers havent hit 3 spins in a row so its a valuable opportunity or whatever.

6m40 Chrissy rambles everyone who has commented how great the strategy is, despite plenty of youtube comments pointing out it can easily go 7 in a row and Zach your bankroll.

8m30 Chrissy shows us his phone, and claims its working on his phone: and tells us he has made a $30 bet on it....which defeats the purpose of a $100 bankroll spinny challenge
Chrissy also repeats, with evidence, that he has access to two different accounts with two different balances, at the same time

10m Shoutout to BWB Chrissy describes his very weak apple vinegar drink and mentions a squirt of honey, with appropriate hand gesture

10m55 despite the last 7 numbers being 1st or 3rd dozens, Chrissy decides to bet 1st and 3rd ndozen
this must be his super super secret strategy you have to pay $5k to learn

Chrissy rambles about why people lose, and his dozens bet loses.

Chrissy rambles about playing online, and making ~$630 in 14 days....so much for those $100s per day.


15m50 Chrissy tells us when the world shut down due to the scamdemic a few years ago he started making $5k a week from home
So he was making more from his super chums club with over 200 members, that from the gambling he was claiming to teach those chums

18m New dealer so Chrissy claims the other numbers are obsolete....like his accounts will soon be.

Chrissy claims the new guy is spinning 10x faster than the old dealer and it will produce different results
which is only handy if Chrissy could use that information to predict the end point, which clearly he cant

23m24 New Strategy time: new dealer has spun 4 high numbers so Chrissy is going to use Trend is your friend to bet 2nd and 3rd dozen Remember all the times Chrissy tells us 2nd dozen doesnt hit nearly as often, why would he waste money this way?

And it comes out 3rd dozen.

24m20 its 6 blacks in a row, so Chrissy decides to bet black, despite having previously told us in other videos blah blah blah less likely to be 7 blacks in a row blah blah blah

24m30 Chrissy claims he has new chums in the chums club and he bored them with boring stories, like he will try to do to us now

25m20 The ol apple cider has really kicked in, now he's betting 2nd and 3rd dozen and black to cover 29/37 of the board

25m40 "Print money simply means you can make as much money as you want to print"
He really keeps looking for te least smart chums he can find.

26m05 7 Red comes and Chrissy loses his bet.
What will he bet on now?

26m45 Chrissy decides to bet red it lands black but Chrissy "had a feeling that might happen"
Thats right folk, when there is an equal chance of Red or Black, it could land on Red or Black (or Green zero but Chrissy doesnt worry about those, except when he does)

28m Chrissy sees his wife's balance is $666 and informs us this is a demonic number but he deosnt REBUKE SATAN

For some reason this dealer is breaking the universe: he is spinning 2nd or 3rd dozens but Chrissy tells us that 1st and 3rd should come up more than 2nd...how is this possible??????

30m Chrissy plaes a $32 bet because he thinks his magic numbers AND red are coming....

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This video is only watchable for how much Chrissy tells on himself:
He uses "Stace's" account
He has used his magic numbers strategy on Stace's account before today
He places sports bets on his $100 challenge account
He claims to have new chums in the chums club

[Pickleball]

The "blue" BOL is actually sportsbetting.ag which is "different site". Kind of like Bovada/Ignition, or Americas Card Room & Black Chip Poker.

While it's against T&C to have 2 BOL accounts, you can have 1 BOL account & 1 SportsBetting account. BOL=Red SportsBetting=Blue

AhoosierA is correct.

I just did a Live Chat with a BOL representative. She confirmed that a family can have one account on both websites except for poker. One IP address.
The Blue website is their sister website. https://www.sportsbetting.ag/

Unfortunately that vile piece of shit cannot be taken down for red and blue accounts.
Maybe he will come up with a strategy to bet on Blue at the roulette table?

[BedWetterBettor]

Don’t worry, since he hasn’t shown a sports bet in a week and 40 days prior to that, it’s a safe Bet that Squirtstopher lost on the Golden Knights tonight!



But since the little Pussy never shows any Bets Every Single Day, he’s gonna play 50 cent roulette to win his 3% for the day! Just like he hasn’t shown a Sushi dinner or any fancy dinner annnnnd a $434 glass of wine, a stack of 25k or more in Chips, a car registered in his name or a House with his name of the Deed!

#ColtLifeBaby #50CentHighRoller

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy with a new video "how to get rich in 2024....5 secrets"
Will this nonsense be the same nonsense he rolls out near the end of each year?

Anyways 40m35s of nonsense ahead in next post.
As a note, its only been up 12 minutes and alread had 37 loyal chums viewing it.

[zealanddonk]

No subtitles because the video is too new.

Chrissy dressed in his Golden Knights nonsense costume.
Spoiler: Secret #1 is read books, it takes him 2 more secrets before Secret #4 buy his colouring in book


Secret #1 Read books every day
The prosperity bible
The magic of thinking big
Ask and it is given
Think and grow rich
And one other nonsense book I didnt catch it.

Chrissy also shows "Outwitting the devil" by Napealon Hill
Chrissy claims Hill's wife told him not to publish it because people might kill him
Chrissy also claims it is a literal interview with the literal devil" or words to that effect because subtitles are not on yet.

3m40 Chrissy claims to have been reading this type of nonsense for 20 years yet only got rich in the last 3 years, from gambling
Chrissy also claims to have read over 1000 books

4m20s Secret #2 vision board

5m50 Chrissy claims his dream was to marry a blonde woman with big breasts...and hurr hurr he got it hurr hurr
Chrissy does the cocksucker laugh when he says this.

Also to recap, Chrissy told us that when he met Stace, she wasnt his type, yet he claims he had envisioned a blonde with big tits
so was it her being a solo mother he didnt like, or that she had a job or college degree that didnt do it for him?

6m Chrissy rambles like a halfwit stalker

7m20 Chrissy tells us he was delivering for Uber Eats in his black Hyandai Accord.

8m10s Chrissy claims he only wrote $100k/month on his board
whatever happened to his dreams of $250k/month that he gave Keithy money towards

10m Chrissy starts rambling about his Dec 2020 month with his whiteboard and how much he made on Dec 31st 2020
Funny he forgot to mention how much he lost on Dec 31st 2022 spoilers alert: sports is rigged waaaaaaa

13m45 Secret #3 Affirmations, with Chrissy's list of affirmations: including "I am letting go of my old negative beliefs"
Given he was moaning about his father last week, Chrissy needs to work ont hat one.

Chrissy also claims he is attracting rich people into his life: Other than Stalking Dana White at the casino, we havent seen much of Keithy, Ryan or any rich people lately

Its only 13m50 in and hes up to secret #3, this doesnt bode well.

Lets also not forget, Chrissy has an affirmation he is healthy....yeah not according to those deleted FB posts or that Chrissy Gump running video....

16m40 Secret #4 Get his millionaire blueprint colouring in book
Why use Googlesheets for free when you can pay Chrissy for a colouring in book?

Be sure to check the dates when Chrissy shows his coloured in copy.

18m10s Chrissy rambles about big ego small bankaccount.

As luck would have it, Chrissy now discusses depositing on an online gambling site and making 3% a day
Chrissy forgets how is he going to consistenhtly make $20k+ a day near the end given he isnt doing that himself currently

24m Chrissy is still rambling about the colouring in book and negging former chums, despite his secret #3 affirmation that he is giving up his old negative ways.

29m Chrissy has been colouring in his colouring in book and having to cross out the dates for some reason. When he gets to day 90, he hasnt even been colouring it in, despite hurr hurring how great it is

Maybe its one BDubs returned?

31m10 Chrissy tells us if we followed this plan for 120 days blah blah blah and that less than 1000 of 1% win every day for 120 days.....yet he thinks some new chum would be able to do that let that sink in

33m Chrissy decides to jump to day 250: $4716, with $161k in the "piggy bank"

36m Secret #5: Eliminate broke people from your life....normally the closest people in yoru life. Also, Chrissy claims eagles soar at 35000 feet, higher than some planes

It appears a trype of vulture (shoutout to Chrissy) a type of crane, and a type of goose (another shoutout to Chrissy) can potentially fly that high, but eagles cannot.

37m Chrissy drops an F bomb then gets real serious and starts rambling deadbeat douchebags are watching this but oooo they wont implement these ideas, oooooo


38m30 Chrissy seems to think poor people or douchebag haters like to stay home and watch FRIENDS on tv

Notice so many of his references are from the late 90s and early 2000s, like dancing like Michael Jackson
He's trying to relive the good old days when he was a male stripper who had sex with 100s of women....

Chrissy ends by claiming he hopes to see you on the beaches of the world in 2024
Except for the last 5 years we've only seen him in America, and even then rarely at the beach.



No gambling in this nonsense

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy with a new video "how to get rich in 2024....5 secrets"
Will this nonsense be the same nonsense he rolls out near the end of each year?

Anyways 40m35s of nonsense ahead in next post.
As a note, its only been up 12 minutes and alread had 37 loyal chums viewing it.

According to Dip Shit Dave Pruett, you just have to “Claim it and Make it Happen!” And THAT is how he’s going to be a millionaire/billionaire y’all!?!

Wonder if he’ll claim that he paid for Free Monthly Masturbator Mind meetings back in January and make it happen???

Or will Dave CLAIM his Guaranteed access to all Chrissy’s strategies and ANY future Strategies he Might Create??






But to according to Elite Dum Dum Chum Alum Chris Bird Brain, the super duper butt Buddy club isn’t about becoming a Millionaire and it’s about learning to have the right mindset!!!



Guess all those other Mindset Masturbators didn’t Claim their rights to this offer and that’s why it didn’t happen?

This whole Claim it thing will probably be Chrissy’s new Extortion scheme for 2024 “Folks, I claim another $8000 for my super duper, elite only inside the casino winning strategy and I will make your extortion payments happen!”



Of course when the One Chicago landlord comes to claim rent payments, Chrissy didn’t quite make it happen! Shoutout to Elmo!


Just like Squirtstopher CLAIMED he made $67,000 the first week of this month, but somehow didn’t make it happen! Must’ve been another one of those Feb 2020 swings where he amazingly lost the same amount of money that he previous Claimed to have won??? Let that sink in!

[Phantom Limb]

The desperation in the Coloring Book infomercial is awesome.

Mental Midget Mitchell is back to claiming he wins every day. If only he had made 365 videos of his success using his magical thinking...

[Tariq Reed]

Mrhorney: Not long now Mr Donk annnnnnnnnnd I will show you what violating sexy Stace is all about from a real man

When this happens, please make a POV video documenting this entire sexy encounter so we can all share in your exploits and find out for ourselves if Stacy is indeed big breasted as CM claims.

I wonder if this will be a raw dogging session or a double bagger, given whom you're dealing with.

Hopefully you are not the type of gentleman who refuses to kiss & tell.

[1dollarboxcar]

anyone know CM's current Email that he is using ??

[Jayjami]

Mrhorney: Not long now Mr Donk annnnnnnnnnd I will show you what violating sexy Stace is all about from a real man

When this happens, please make a POV video documenting this entire sexy encounter so we can all share in your exploits and find out for ourselves if Stacy is indeed big breasted as CM claims.

I wonder if this will be a raw dogging session or a double bagger, given whom you're dealing with.

Hopefully you are not the type of gentleman who refuses to kiss & tell.

I offer my services to be the camera man.

[BedWetterBettor]

Forum Wars: He just doesn't get it. If you can make 3% a day, continuously, you will have all the money in the world in less than 3 years. Some asshole has tried it, Chrissy, believe me.

Psssh, you’re just a jealous, dead broke, douchebag hater! Listen these Testimonial(s) proving that they work and you just don’t have the right Birdbrain mindset!



See that Proves it works! He couldn’t have possibly made this story up or exaggerated!?! Just like Jeff Reed, he’s Soaring like an Eagle and living the millionaire life!!

Just check out his spacious, luxurious apartment!!



It even comes without a Picnic Table furniture and you blow out birthday cakes on the stove!

Annnnnnd another L for the Bloat as Pennsylvania teams get back to back wins over the Knights!



#ColtLifeBaby

[Forum Wars]

Forum Wars: He just doesn't get it. If you can make 3% a day, continuously, you will have all the money in the world in less than 3 years. Some asshole has tried it, Chrissy, believe me.

Psssh, you’re just a jealous, dead broke, douchebag hater! Listen these Testimonial(s) proving that they work and you just don’t have the right Birdbrain mindset!

See that Proves it works! He couldn’t have possibly made this story up or exaggerated!?! Just like Jeff Reed, he’s Soaring like an Eagle and living the millionaire life!!

Just check out his spacious, luxurious apartment!!

It even comes without a Picnic Table furniture and you blow out birthday cakes on the stove!

Annnnnnd another L for the Bloat as Pennsylvania teams get back to back wins over the Knights!
,
#ColtLifeBaby

What a hateful, jealous, dusted, can't be trusted douchebag fool I am. All this time I believed that Warren Buffett, with his average ~22% per year return was about as good as it gets. I never thought to question the mainstream media.

Never did I consider this Chrissy could think his way to a 4,848,272% return in just a single year. And he has shown this with documentation all laid out with its guts showing for us all to see. Well, don't I just feel like the absolute worst for questioning him.

[BedWetterBettor]

Another loooong boring video today that I won’t bother reviewing. Chrissy looking like a used pregnancy test where the Swab turned Blue! But I did catch a curious discrepancy!

Not that this took Einstein level genius skills or anything, but a pretty good indication that Squirtstopher went busto is the change balance in his account(s) went from ending in 7 to ending in 9 In Today’s video! Because of Banker commission in baccarat, the balance CAN change by increments of 5 cents as bets of $6,$7$,$8 and other numbers that are not multiples of 5 will result in a payout of $5.70 or $6.65 , $7.60 accordingly with Banker wins!

A simple transaction history of the last few months would refute any claims that he isn’t winning, but Chrissy is too much of a Pussy to show that!

Now Chrissy will refute this By saying “Hurr durr I placed sports bets that paid out 2 cents” but since he won’t show said sports bet, that’s not applicable. Or he’ll try to say “Derrrrp this is Stacy’s account and she’s a low rolling , dead broke douchebag that plays 2 cents on top of my big boy bets!”

But since those are all lies and he’s so full of shit his eyes are turning brown, here’s the documentation that proves Again, what a lying fraud he is!

[BedWetterBettor]

The little Midget has money on the Chiefs tonight, how much will depend on whether they Win or Lose I'm sure. If they win, it will be shown and if they lose, he'll make up some imaginary number like "only $1000 hurr hurr"

As a Pittsburgh fan, I can't openly root for Philly. But for the greater good, I will say "Fly Eagles Fly!"

[BedWetterBettor]

The little Midget has money on the Chiefs tonight, how much will depend on whether they Win or Lose I'm sure. If they win, it will be shown and if they lose, he'll make up some imaginary number like "only $1000 hurr hurr"

As a Pittsburgh fan, I can't openly root for Philly. But for the greater good, I will say "Fly Eagles Fly!"

The little Pussy quickly Deleted his FB post about Betting on the Chiefs tonight, but he definitely has money on them and it ain't lookin too good at the moment... lol! "Fly Eagles Fly!" ::::::: ugghh I feel so dirty :::::: Grabs Steelers towel!


And the Eagles Win! Squirtsopher LOSES AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

TheRivers: What was the post? Was a ticket shown?

No ticket shown, but he posted that he bet on the Chiefs because of Kelce. Something to the effect of "Hurr hurr gonna make some money on the Chiefs-Eagles tonight. Someone commented "Who you bet on?" and he replied "The team that Kelce is on"

Probably trying to be funny as there is a Kelce on both teams and he's such a pussy he won't post tickets anymore nor will he show anything regarding the post as He deleted it as soon the Eagles took the lead.

There's also a Good Chance he bet small offsetting bets on BOTH teams so he could potentially show a winning ticket, but overall be a loser as his bet on the Chiefs was for sure a losing bet!

[Phantom Limb]

Fuck Squirtsopher Bitchell.

Stupid faggot.

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