Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[RMS9]

Predictable as stink on a monkey. Chrissy is about to start trying to charge for his “professional” sports picks. His handicapping strategies consist of taking the team that’s won a few games in a row and pairing that with all the favorites. Most certainly a long term winning strategy which is fail proof. Check out the 7:54 mark. It’s coming ladies and gentlemen. He’ll be soon charging for his services.

So I watched this nonsense all the way through:

When he claims to have turned $100 into $2400 in 5 (or 6?) days, is he including baccarat or whatever else, or is it purely verifiable sports bets?
I assume its the unprovable version.

He claims it’s from sports betting AND playing baccarat and/or roulette, but none of the table game winnings are verified. And he appears that he’s going to take a bath on tonight’s “winning picks” despite the Astros game getting cancelled. His odds of what he wins dramatically decreased since one of his two teams (Astros) won’t play. And he’s already lost 4 of his 9 plays. Great job, Mr. GOAT!!

[donkeykilla]

Who calls themself a goat? Nobody ever.

[UtahDrone]

Who calls themself a goat? Nobody ever.

If you call yourself the GOAT, you’re definitely not the GOAT. If you’re truly a GOAT, everyone else will call you the GOAT. Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, and Wayne Gretzky are GOATs.

Vegas Dave and Christopher Mitchell are not GOATs.

[crudebar]

Predictable as stink on a monkey. Chrissy is about to start trying to charge for his “professional” sports picks. His handicapping strategies consist of taking the team that’s won a few games in a row and pairing that with all the favorites. Most certainly a long term winning strategy which is fail proof. Check out the 7:54 mark. It’s coming ladies and gentlemen. He’ll be soon charging for his services.

So I watched this nonsense all the way through:

When he claims to have turned $100 into $2400 in 5 (or 6?) days, is he including baccarat or whatever else, or is it purely verifiable sports bets?
I assume its the unprovable version.

Why would a millionaire bother turning $100 into X?

He should be showing us his 1k, 5k, 10k, straight bets. BetOnline takes these bets and he could easily fund his account 100k(a small fraction of his bitcoin fortune)

[TheRivers]

So after watching finally today’s video a little bit longer we see that he once again proves that he doesn’t know squat when it comes to sports betting:

1. He didn’t know what happens to a parlay when a game gets called off and had to contact BetOnline so they could explain it to him.

2. He thinks that BetOnline is unique in allowing him to cancel a bet before any one game in that bet starts. In fact he says he is 100% confident that actual casinos don’t do this. Wrong Chrissy…they all do it. And by the way…he should have been able to just log into his account and cancel it.

3. He thinks that the payouts when a parlay becomes a straight bet remain the same. Wrong again mr un-GOAT. The odds drop to whatever the level of the straight bet was. And in the case of his heavy favorites some of these straight bets would have only won him $15-$20 off his $50 wager.

And this guy is about to start charging people for advice. Unreal.

[crudebar]

The guy is a walking/talking gambler's fallacy. These guys who think they can keep winning small amounts by betting much larger amounts and just keep doing it day in and day out and it will never catch up to them....hilarious.

It's fun to watch because even after losing at everything he touches he still has this supreme confidence about himself. Not sure where it comes from. He is an average looking guy, with an average wife, a child who is suffering because of their below average intelligence. Yet he can't possibly be more in love with himself. I truly hope he is simply playing a character. His channel is actually doing pretty well with over 16k subs. Even though some won't want to admit it, he has made some impressive gains in the gym. Whether it's steroid use or genetics.

[Elmo]

Chrissy The Kool Aid Man or Marky Mark in the Funky Bunch or whatever you’re calling yourself now…Señor Titties, you’re just a stupid ignorant cunt.



You don’t know sports. You don’t know gambling. You’re good at nothing except for sucking massive amounts of cock and loads of jizz when your Stacy isn’t around. I know you miss your gloryhole days at the Bellagio with Derek and licking those John’s ass cracks in the MGM and Gold Coast parking lots. Don’t quit your day job or whatever you call yourself doing these days, Chrissy Bottoms.



No wonder Bubs is such a lost cause.

[zealanddonk]

The guy is a walking/talking gambler's fallacy. These guys who think they can keep winning small amounts by betting much larger amounts and just keep doing it day in and day out and it will never catch up to them....hilarious.

It's fun to watch because even after losing at everything he touches he still has this supreme confidence about himself. Not sure where it comes from. He is an average looking guy, with an average wife, a child who is suffering because of their below average intelligence. Yet he can't possibly be more in love with himself. I truly hope he is simply playing a character. His channel is actually doing pretty well with over 16k subs. Even though some won't want to admit it, he has made some impressive gains in the gym. Whether it's steroid use or genetics.

I'm pretty sure Christopher is just a broke actor Druff found on fiverr.

[OldHoster]

Ughhh.

[DavidDough]

Morgenstern live streamed last night lol. KD you’re an idiot, once again.

[UtahDrone]

Speaking of Gotti, the so called MorGangster aka Mike Morgenstern is apparently dead after committing suicide. Of course Davis is rejoicing over it. He even used my fake avatar of Abraham Washington and a fan thinking it’s me! Lol, what a buffoon!! Try harder Ronald!!





Here’s confirmation on his official Facebook page…




Guess he got what was coming to him or was possibly facing more jail time and took the coward’s way out. Either way, one less scammer on this Earth!

Well this could be interesting

[TheRivers]

Chrissy despite getting burned by the Padres last night still bragging that he turned $100 into $2000. Of course he claims he withdrew down to $1000 now so who knows how much he really lost back yesterday. Plus we saw the account already at $500 last Sunday. So who knows if it was ever truly $100 to start.

All that said…even if he did start at $100 one good week does not prove ability to do it consistently. I went to Atlantic City two weeks ago, bought in at the first table for $300 (even though I had a lot more with me) and won money from that point onwards at nearly every table I sat at. Wound up heading hone up over 3K. So does this mean I turned $300 into $3000 and therefore I’m the GOAT? Of course not. But Chrissy will soon be selling membership into the inter circle again (already told people yesterday to join even though only two weeks ago he claimed that was closed forever). Hard to believe people still fall for this garbage.

[UtahDrone]

Chrissy despite getting burned by the Padres last night still bragging that he turned $100 into $2000. Of course he claims he withdrew down to $1000 now so who knows how much he really lost back yesterday. Plus we saw the account already at $500 last Sunday. So who knows if it was ever truly $100 to start.

All that said…even if he did start at $100 one good week does not prove ability to do it consistently. I went to Atlantic City two weeks ago, bought in at the first table for $300 (even though I had a lot more with me) and won money from that point onwards at nearly every table I sat at. Wound up heading hone up over 3K. So does this mean I turned $300 into $3000 and therefore I’m the GOAT? Of course not. But Chrissy will soon be selling membership into the inter circle again (already told people yesterday to join even though only two weeks ago he claimed that was closed forever). Hard to believe people still fall for this garbage.

Haha. Was there anyone else out there hoping the Padres would lose last night? Their moneyline odds were -260. That’s what Chrissy gets for attaching one team to every parlay.

[Elmo]

Another pointless and stupid video by this dickless stay at home non binary mom man with the Bitch Tits…I’m not posting the link and helping him get more views. You didn’t turn $100 to 2k in a week. Stop lying.



Also…these commenters can not be serious about what they are saying either. I think those with lobotomies are the ones watching this crap and drinking the Kool Aid.



When will this end?

[zealanddonk]

"When will it end?"

-- probably when the marks realise losing 12 games in 1 day is not profitable.

Surely some of them are also questioning if he could be winning big on baccarat and roulette, why does he stop with a simple "I engineered a win by playing 1 hand of baccarat that no one saw, and it added $40"

[UtahDrone]

Morgenstern live streamed last night lol. KD you’re an idiot, once again.

There’s something weird going on with this Morgenstern “suicide” thing. He’s on live right now on YouTube. He gave me a shout out along with some other names on the live chat, so I know he’s on there live. But someone asked what was going on with him in the chat and said they were glad it wasn’t true that he was dead and the comment was deleted immediately. Now YTSE is responding to comments in his MM demise video about mental illness and wait until you know the full story, etc.

[Elmo]

Poor Chrissy Bottoms…



He didn’t believe in Covid-19 quarantines but he’s on the Tuna Quarantine & Lockdown. Skank is keeping the streets of Vegas safe from her in the closet delusional prop husband. I guess she was really fed up with the late night creeps at the casino parking lots and that restroom near the Mayfair Supper Club at the Bellagio. How would a wife feel if their husband came home at 3am smelling like sweaty balls and semen breath? Hmmmm…



Where’s that Resort World video Mr. Señor Titties? Why were you not there at the Grand Opening with the rest of celebrities?? Our buddy Dan Druff was able to visit but you didn’t? I thought you were a millionaire balling out of control, Christopher. Oh yeah…the Cooch has you on house arrest. Plus, real millionaires don’t sit at home and make petty bets on illegitimate online websites and asinine and rude comments about the working class. Fucking bitch ass loser.



As usual…Chrissy Bottoms aka The Real Hebrew Slave of Summerlin backs down from challenges and is all talk. So pathetic and embarrassing. Have fun shacking up with that Skank’s dried up tuna fish vagina.

[TheRivers]

Now here’s a career they can both make real money from. ��

[Elmo]

More lies today from Chrissy Bottoms…



How can you go from dissing the Martingale to endorsing it again? He’s truly showing some real bipolar and DSM-5 mental disorders. His subscribers can’t pick up the tall tales that Charlie Brown is spewing? They all need a reality check and a smack upside their brainless heads.



What a delusional sociopath…

[zealanddonk]

As a professional gambler, is he paying taxes?