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    day 3 of the 30 challenge can be seen here f you wish, i haven't watched it yet.... i can't even remember what he is suppose to accomplish when the 30 days are up ? what he really needs at a minimum is a 30 day stint in the Clark County Jail....

    https://files.catbox.moe/d7eckz.mp4

     
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      TheRivers: He made $11 today. But hey…that’s an 8% profit. The Blueprint works folks.
      
      Phantom Limb: I've quit watching his vids. I've decided anyone dumb enough to fall for his shit is too dumb to save anyway.
      
      Forum Wars: Phantom's right. Chrissy's videos are all horseshit stupid and anyone who follows his bs deserves him
      
      zealanddonk: PRetty sure the challenge is to prove he can complete a 30 day challenge and show how much big boy money you can make with $100 if you follow his nonsense

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      BedWetterBettor: You can email those photos to the Bird Boy Wonder at nineballchris2@yahoo.com but if you send any Squirtstopher Kyle photos he’ll report you fast, lol! Scared Little Bird Brain hahaha!

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    a little quick breakdown of todays video.... didn't miss much, except he now has a strategy for inside numbers.... and he supposedly played some inside numbers in todays video but you couldn't see what he played because he enlarged the camera that is on him and covered up the roulette table..

    my guess is he played 2 dozens and 1 inside number..... he won the bet.... makes a bunch of excuses as to why now he might play some inside numbers OCCASIONALLY.... LOL you can't make this shit up !!! oh, that was around the 27 min. mark....

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Yea he did this when he first started Scamming roulette Stragedies! He would claim he has “Lucky” Inside numbers, but u can only get them for paying him $500 and joining his inner circle jerk…lol!
      
      zealanddonk: Chrissy is about 2 months away from having an inside numbers strategy for Baaaacky at this rate

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    a little quick breakdown of todays video.... didn't miss much, except he now has a strategy for inside numbers.... and he supposedly played some inside numbers in todays video but you couldn't see what he played because he enlarged the camera that is on him and covered up the roulette table..

    my guess is he played 2 dozens and 1 inside number..... he won the bet.... makes a bunch of excuses as to why now he might play some inside numbers OCCASIONALLY.... LOL you can't make this shit up !!! oh, that was around the 27 min. mark....

    In a recent video he claimed if a certain number had landed, he was going to place a bet on something: the initial number didnt land so he didnt follow through.

    With that said, as both Phantom and ForumWars point out, its all nonsense.

    I am happy to watch some of it, and I am intrigued how long this $100 nonsense will last but unless something interesting happens I'm happy to let it slide.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: don't blame you at all....
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    Lol at Squirtstopher really reaching for Facebook engagement… “Hurr hurr tell me what money can buy!?!?

    I bet he deletes this post as soon as someone says a 2nd car or a Real Millionaire’s First House!!

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    While I doubt this is anything serious, it is rather curious that Stewman is pulling all these MLM fear of loss schemes and had to recently Delete two social media accounts. Could the feds be after him again???

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    I like how dumbasses like Stewman and Chrissy think they can just erase the paper trail by deleting posts and photos of social media! Yea that’ll stop an investigation, no way they can subpoena the social media host server for those pieces of evidence?!?!

     
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    His inside number secret strategy appears to be to bet on 24 of the numbers (24 numbers at 50 cents equals the $12 he bet). If it was anything but that and a number hit he’d have won a different amount than $18. If it were fewer numbers he’d have made more profit Funny thing is…he’s so dumb he probably truly believes that picking 24 numbers is better than picking two dozens…based on the position or those numbers on the whee (I.e. build your own dozens). Hmmm…didn’t I talk about doing this if you really think the spacing on the wheel matters?? Why yes indeed I did. Will need to go back and find that post. Was a little while ago.

    Chrissy, you can build your own dozen, use one of the defined dozens or columns, or throw 12 darts at a number board. The odds are still the same…12/37, 12/38, or 12/39…depending on which game variant you’re playing. But you’re still only going to get paid 2:1, which is less than what the actual odds are.

    Keep on studying Mr Einstein. I’m sure you’ll crack the code eventually. After all…you’re the GOAT. You’re bound to be the first in history to do it. In the meantime I’m sure the casinos are shivering in their boots about what you’ve found. Better keep it well hidden and not tell anyone…even if they pay you.

     
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      zealanddonk: plus it takes more time to place the bets out and he risks missing one and blah blah blah. He even said a week or 2 ago why it was idiotic to bet 20 numbrs
      
      Forum Wars: "Keep on studying Mr Einstein" rep. Imagine you could just go to wizardofodds.com and look up roulette and see there is no way to get an edge --- but you don't do that.

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    i was just about ready to go to bed.... i figured i better check ol' Krissy boys channel.... he went live ... just missed it.... so i grabbed the download...

    first thing he says is " i was going to live and do the 4th day of the challenge.... but just can't get the screen to come up with the dealers.... i tried and i tried " .... LOL LMAO can't make this shit up.... anyways i got the download and gonna finish watching it tomorrow... here's a link just in case he deletes it.... good night all....


    https://files.catbox.moe/zvmi7u.mp4

     
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      BedWetterBettor: If he claiming he doesn’t know how to live stream online play, that’s likely a Lie. He broadcast it last August to the Chums when he lost $1600 and Zach lost $990 along with the other Bird Brains going Busto! So he can stream a live online session!

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    More of the Usual Lies and Rambling in his live stream. Right out the gate he proclaims he's doing a Live, In Person Mastermind event this weekend for Baccy only where he will show you how you make $25,000 a day... Bahahahahahaha, what happened to don’t be greedy? Make $200 a day and be happy? Guess that’s gone faster than his dignity at Bryan Ockert’s house in Austin TX!

    What’s his new Masturbator Mind Strategy Extortion Scheme this time? “Hurr hurr, make $11 in 20 minutes, do that 2272 times a day and you'll have $25,000 folks, it's that easy!"

    Other Highlights Include:

    BrUCE Maiva, Millionaire Deadbroke Uber driver shows up in the live chat with all of 30 people... loL!

    Squirtstopher gets excited about someone mentioning Toronto and thinks of a Canadian hockey team... from Vancouver... hahaha! Yup, they're so synonymous with Toronto all the way in Western Canada. Classic Stupid Chrissy!

    Says his Inner Circle is not important to him and he wouldn't care if it disappeared.... yeaaa sure!

    Mentions fellow scammers such as Vegas Dave and Steve Stevens saying they're selling bullshit picks(likely cuz he bought them) and then rags on Mikki Mase and claims he bumped into him at Resorts World. Sure sure!

    He gets angry when someone asks him to show his bank account and he says "He doesn't have to because he already did... over a Year ago hurr hurr!" So he's broke and clearly can't show any real money in the bank as Mr. Foster took that Loan back!

    Gets more pissy when people ask him to film live table play and then says "Hurr durr I can't film because haterz will find me and copy my stragedies, even though I make videos showing myself playing with dem constantly!"

    Then talks about how he never loses money playing sports... Roll Boston Bruins Footage, Ohio State vs Georgia footage, Boston Celtics Post, Superbowl post, Paul vs Fury footage, etc. Complete Lie!~

    He also says you can’t be his friend because he doesn’t associate with Deadbroke people! Which is probably what Keith Craft, Ryan Stewman and Adam Lyons told Chrissy when he was sniffing after them and begging for their friendship, lol!

    Paul Mitchell gets mentioned and Chrissy says he won’t make peace with his daddy! Well, No shit, how else is Squirtstopher going to whine and complain in his videos about how hard he had it growing up and how his daddy beat him?

    Not a whole lot here other than him saying he’s doing another Mastermind this weekend out of the blue. I’m betting because the one last week was a disaster and they Lost their asses on Roulette and sports bets following the Colt Dolt! So he needs to not only erase that memory from the mind of chums like Branko And Dipshit Dave Pruett, but he needs to get footage he can actually Use for YT videos!

     
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    Further to BWB’s post here are sone other notables from the live stream:

    - Says that we don’t know who he’s been training to gamble and implies that his clients include celebrities and “whales.”
    - Brags that someone wired him 50K a few days ago. Does not say for what purpose. But we have all suspected that at times when he shows money he could be getting large transfers from someone for some questionable purpose.
    - Says that you can’t go anywhere further East in the US than Atlantic City. Jeez, learn some geography. While it is true that if you are in AC you can’t go east without winding up in the ocean there are certainly parts of the US that are further east of Atlantic City…Long Island, Rhode Island, and Maine…just to name a few
    - Says that the big name sports touts are fake and they show bet slips that you can download from the internet. Hmm…wonder how often Chrissy has done that
    - Says that sone of the touts hold up fake money that they bought off the internet. Hmmm…didn’t Chrissy sit on his money bedspread and do the same thing last year?
    - Says he doesn’t keep any of his old videos. Once they are uploaded he deletes them. Hmmm…is that why the first thing he always does when creating a replacement channel is to upload sone old videos?
    - Says that the low roller casinos are intimidated by him and all his money and that’s why he doesn’t go to them. Wonder if Palace Station and Rampart know how in fear they are.
    - Says nobody can be a friend unless they are at his level. Guess that’s why he has no friends. Nobody wants to lower themselves to his level.
    - Says he is doing the live stream since he couldn’t get the live dealer session going with Bet Online..so he’s just killing time waiting. Gee…I wonder what really happened here.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: True, but just like the Baccy Tourny in Macau, we know A LOT of those claims about whales, high rollers and 50K wire transfers are Lies or Exaggerations. Remember Prince Bin that had "already paid" 10K for coaching? How'd that end up, lol??
      
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    Squirter just put out his Big Win for today! Another amazing, massive 2 figure win of $14 folks! Hahahaha! Guess he was too much of a pussy to do it in a live stream and didn’t want to go busto like he did those other 4 times!

    He now proclaims he has a super dee duper Oompa Loompa , bestest guaranteed winning Baccy strategy that makes $25,000 a day folks!?!?

    And all it will cost you to learn this new Stragedy is… $5000!

    Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Annnnnnnd it comes with a money back guarantee folks, so that means Chrissy is the real deal!!!

    Just like the Game Changer strategy back in 2021, the Birthday booty bash strategy of 2022, the 4 step freedom factor strategy of 2023 and the most recent Roulette strategy for $5000, you can’t LOSE with this new $5000 strategy folks!?!

    Because of course, the Colt Goat can’t just implement this alleged new Stragedy and make all that money and ohhhh I don’t know, deliver on his promise that his elite chums get access to All His Strategies and ANY new strategies that he may create in the future? The Colt Dolt is so generous, he’ll ONLY extort you for $5000! What a deal folks!!!

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    Wearing a cheap black hoodie and looking reminiscent to his stolen Caesar’s bath robes from days gone by!

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      PositiveVariance: The stacks are so obviously fake, how he thought he would get away with it is mind boggling!

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    wow, he is back to $100 bankrolls. He is close to broke...He isn't doing this challenge for low rollers(obviously) he is doing this because he needs to believe he can turn his $100 into a million and believe his own bullshit.

    What a loser. Gets a 2nd chance at life(or whatever number we are on) by finding suckers to just hand him money and in turn he gives it all to the casino because he can't handle his addiction.

    Good job Chris. Back to 50 cent bets again. You will ALWAYS BE BROKE!

     
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      BedWetterBettor: He's also back to pulling the "hurr hurr I have a Brand new strategy that I ONLY use for Elite members, but you can have it too for just $5000 folks!" I mean, how many times are these morons going to fall for this extortion scheme?
      
      TheRivers: He has to be up to his 25th or so “wins 100 percent of the time” strategies.

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    day 4 of the 30 day challenge, i haven't watched it yet

    https://files.catbox.moe/twky5v.mp4

     
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      BedWetterBettor: So at this rate, he'll turn that $100 into like $383, lol! But if you PAY him $5000 he'll show you how to Play Baccy and make $25,000. Sounds legit folks! About as legit as him Never Doing Gay Porn or ANY kind of Porn!

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    Chrissy most likely lost his bankroll as well as all the bankrolls of the 4 buffoons that showed up to his recent Mastermind. I'm wondering if he offered them a "make up" event, since they lost it all? This is a common tactic with sports touts that sell picks. "If you lose, I will give you a free pick!" I always thought that was halarious. Of course they will give you a free pick, they are worthless. Actually less than worthless, since you will lose additional money on top of what you pay them.

    It is clear that Chrissy is jealous of the other scammers since they are pulling in great money, and here is Chrissy, not able to buy his Skanky wife a car, or lease a place without a cosigner.

    He probably really is desperate this time. Why 2 Mastermind in 10 days? He is probably hoping for just 1 Donkey to pay him $5k.


    Ya sure Chrissy $25k/day or $9.1 Million per year, but needs Mr. Foster to sign for his lease lol. Such a Buffoon.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Yea that 25k figure is rather specific. Almost as if Dave Pruett , Sam Martinez or Branko calculated their Exact debt to that number and Chrissy’s desperately trying to sucker them AGAIN!!!
      
      1dollarboxcar: bingo !!! ++++
      
      zealanddonk: I think he read your post because he has a new idiotic scheme involving $25k
      
      Tariq Reed: Attention Christopher Mitchell! $25K/day means $750K/month, so I'd like to see you do a successful $750K challenge before I will purchase this system. Thanks in advance.
      
      TheRivers: Good point Tariq. This would mean he is currently making close to a million per month. If he was doing that you know he’d be talking about it.

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    I do enjoy how he puts out videos for "low rollers" and then asks for 5k to be in his group or 10k to meet him---hold on let me get my 50 cent bet in---okay, or $500 to learn his secret numbers. LOL.

    It would be like paying a sports tout 1k a month after they show you their $5 bet that won them $2.50.

    It's pure comedy at this point. He is probably down to his last 10k or so....

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by crudebar View Post
    I do enjoy how he puts out videos for "low rollers" and then asks for 5k to be in his group or 10k to meet him---hold on let me get my 50 cent bet in---okay, or $500 to learn his secret numbers. LOL.

    It would be like paying a sports tout 1k a month after they show you their $5 bet that won them $2.50.

    It's pure comedy at this point. He is probably down to his last 10k or so....

    This is pretty much it.

    Chrissy's biggest flaw is he is an idiot.

    When he was doing ACN, he had upline that would tell him exactly how to run the business, what $$$ to use and how to do it.
    Everyone got some pie and assumedly the customers ultimately benefited from either a bulk discount, or at least saving time by having one payment going to ACN to pay for a range of services.

    As we have seen when Chrissy is thinking for himself, its hurr hurr "lets raise the cost and lose members, lets lower the cost, o no I'm dealing with broke losers who moan, lets raise the cost and lose members, lets offer a special deal for new members and alienate old members, lets have monthly prizes and never pay out, lets have meetups that initially worked and bugger up that forumula, ok, lets lower the price again. Now lets tell people I dont care about running the chums club and see that turn to shit, then whine about for months"

    hurr hurr indeed.
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    Holy shit. It just gets funnier and funnier. Now he wants a 5K commitment per month for a whole year and no you won’t win 25K per day…you’ll win 25K across three days every month when you go gambling with him. No mention of a money back guarantee now. But hurry up guys…he’s only offering this to 5 people. Get ready to pony up that 60K per year plus monthly travel expenses. How can you possibly go wrong?

    This may be the most bold sales pitch he’s had to date…and another sign that he needs money badly.

     
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      RMS9: Lottery mentality. Trying to hit the bit jackpot with one pull of his clown lever.

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    And speaking of, Chrissy has a new video

    "Gambling Strategy Chrissy shares secret that turns $5k into $25k every month"

    Chrissy cosplaying a smurf in the video and holding cash.

    6.79k subscribers at time of viewing

    Fortunately only 5m13s of nonsense.

    20s Chrissy says he is going to give 5 lucky* people the opportunity of a life time
    *I'm pretty sure our definitions of this word are different as being given the chance to be scammed isnt lucky, but lets move on.

    40s Chrissy says he is going to run personal coaching club for only 5 individuals
    (see my above post about how he fucks up even simple models)
    This suggests he is super low on chums, but thinks he can milk the 5 he has for even more money.

    Chrissy says this is a once in a life time opportunity
    Translation: He'll forget about it in 6 months and try it again

    For $5000 PER MONTH they get to meet with Chrissy in person for 3 days
    Remember when he moaned how valuable his time was, and suggested he was going to stop doing MM events
    Also, he's effectively discounting his BFE from $10k to $5k because most likely no one was dumb enough to give him $10k.

    Chrissy claims during those 3 days the people will get to gamble with him live in in the casino

    1m24 Chrissy clear states he will make those people $25000 during those 3 days
    Yeah 1DBC grab this video because he'll probably be deleting it real soon

    Chrissy says this nonsense will go on for 12 months

    2m04 Chrissy clarifies the only thing they will do during those 3 days is gamble at the casino
    So, no kissing, no fucking, no sightseeing, no eating, just gambling
    Actually scratch that, those 5 chums are definitely getting fucked.

    2m11s Chrissy repeats he will make them atleast $25000

    2m18s Chrissy needs to explain simple math: Over the course of an entire year, you give me $60k and Chrissy will make you atleast $300k

    2m29 Chrissy clearly states "$60k investment, $300k return"

    2m38 Blah blah blah share my number #1 money making secret I've neevr shared before
    Let me guess its "Find 5 idiots, charge them $5k a month and tell them to each find 5 idiots to give them $5k a month...

    2m55 Chrissy points out the casinos could change things and stop this scheme from working: Whats Chrissy's plan if they do that in January?

    3m20 Chrissy needs to learn to stop when he is ahead: hurr hurr I developed this strategy by going to over 275 casinos AND by losing over half a million dollars

    3m50s Chrissy states the obvious and very idiotic part of this nonsense "Hurr hurr if you want to use this strategy outside of those 3 days you can, and you could make even more money
    So, why would I want to pay for more than one month?


    More blah blah blah.


    ==
    Of note, there is no reason why Chrissy needs this to be a 12 month committment, other than he needs $300k over 12 months himself, or at least $25k in the first month.

    Also of note, he never explicitly states it will be Vegas casinos because he could be banned.

     
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      PositiveVariance: Chums are pissed, Raise the price! He is such a Donkey
      
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    Cool

    If Chrissy gets just one single Chum to give him $5k per month , society has reached a new low!


    Come on guys, fire up the burner accounts, he is going to be extra attentive towards people messaging him licking his fat midget lips desperate for $5k monthly.

    I think it is funny how Everytime he has these massive losing streaks and the Chums are pissed off, he thinks the solution is to raise the price!


    I believe this is at least the third time he greatly increased the price after turmoil amongst the Chums. He thinks, "How can I make the same money with less Chums?" Now he is going to try to find 1 Super Chum(p) to pay $5k. I don't believe right now he is even making $5k total from the group, for all the Chums combined.


    Watching him in desperation is priceless. He was clearly triggered over Vegas Dave bringing in the bread. Now he wants to try it. Unfortunately for him, any information he has related to gambling is LESS than WORTHLESS.

    Yup, NEGATIVE Worthlessness! - If that is even a thing.

     
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      TheRivers: Too bad none of his most valued chums will be able to pony up that kind of money.
      
      BedWetterBettor: Gotta wonder if they’re angrier about having to pay more after being told THIS strategy was the BESTEST or losing with that same strategy???

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    Squirtstopher really has No Shame!!! This is pathetic even for HIM!!!

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    This is the 4th time this YEAR he’s pulled the (Mastur)Bait and Switch extortion scam and even April Going Down Hill isn’t dumb enough to fall for this!

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    Chrissy is high as he is craving cock and I’m betting he’s gonna have to do an OnlyFans like Sarah and Vic, only this time he won’t be Squirting by choice!

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    And you know the two outcomes of Chrissy's 3 day donkfests will be:

    If the person doesnt get $25k "hurr hurr, you can come back next month for free hurr hurr"
    If the person somehow wins $25k in the first two months "hurr hurr, you can pay in advance for the rest of the year hurr hurr"

    Either way this nonsense will be over by the Birthday Booty bash and Chrissy will have a new scheme
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest

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