Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy's latest post is claiming no one needs to post their thanksgiving meals beause everyone is eating the SAME crap.

So, he isnt taking anyone to a 5 star resturant to treat them to a fine dining experience of deconstructed turkey a'lorange then?

Also, sounds like he isnt particularly thankful this year.

[The Shrink]

[QUOTE=Pickleball;1140421]

Thanks Chrissy for paying good money for front row seats to attend the Blue Jackets game and watch your team lose. Well actually not good money as you swindled it from your stupid viewers.
I can always count on you to make me money by fading your picks bahahahaha!
Have a nice Thanksgiving and hope that your daddy-in-law lends you some more money.

I know exactly where this imbecile was sitting because I watch every Montreal Canadiens game on TV (even though they are currently bad). He was the dipshit who was banging on the glass every time the puck went by him to the left of the penalty box at the bottom of the screen. You couldn't miss his fat, shiny, bald head. By the way, he must've forgotten to shave his head because you could really see his male pattern baldness which looks awful on him. Why couldn't a millionaire afford a decent hair transplant?

Anyways, it's hysterical that he was sitting in the front row and banging on the glass because: 1) anyone who goes to NHL games knows that the first row has some of the worst seats in the house because they are among the most expensive but have shitty views, and 2) even the newest of hockey fans recognize that glass bangers are the biggest buffoons out there - they aren't affecting the game at all, they're trying to make it about themselves, and they're making the experience worst for everyone around them. It's total noob fan behavior and immediately flags you as a clueless wannabe hockey fan. But Chrissy is a sociopathic narcissist so I wouldn't expect anything less from him.

Anyways, I hope he bet on the Blue Jackets and got to see Nick Suzuki's facial expression when he celebrated the OT goal in front of Chrissy's stupid fucking face.

[Jayjami]

“Folks, look what I’m eating folks. This Proves I’m rich folks cuz only millionaires eat Eggs Benedict folks!?!” - Chrissy every other day

Lil’ Squirty’s food pics are fucking hilarious. It clear that he thinks Vegas is “fine dining”. Obviously he’s never been to a real restaurant in a real city like NYC, New Orleans, or Paris. And the average troglodyte has a better palate.

[The Boz]

Anyone else think it would be hilarious to send Kyle Prescott a pizza at Daddy Mitchell’s place? Obviously with crummy toppings that he wouldn’t enjoy.

Yea it’s a waste of $15 but what price can you put on pissing the homo off?

[BedWetterBettor]

Anyone else think it would be hilarious to send Kyle Prescott a pizza at Daddy Mitchell’s place? Obviously with crummy toppings that he wouldn’t enjoy.

Yea it’s a waste of $15 but what price can you put on pissing the homo off?

Unfortunately MOST Pizza places have caller ID, address verification and demand a call back number for all deliveries to prevent Loss from Prank Call deliveries. So you'd have to spoof Bob's home phone # and hope they call you first and it doesn't get answered by Professor Liver Spot Foster!

HOWEVER... Uber Eats is a completely different story. As you can literally use the App, put any name, phone number and order that you want and they deliver it without questioning it!!!

So if any of you Folks out there have a Free Offer or Uber One Account and wish to spread some of that holiday cheer to the Mitchell's's's, feel free to Use or Not Use the info below!!!



Happy Skanksgiving Professor Dipshit!!!





Just tell the Uber Driver to look for the house with the 2019 Chrysler Pacifica Mini-Van in the driveway... OOPS!!!


You Ready??? Youuuu Reaaaady????

*Haaaaahhhh*

[donkey]

Pizza delivery for K P Mitchell

[zealanddonk]

Anyone else think it would be hilarious to send Kyle Prescott a pizza at Daddy Mitchell’s place? Obviously with crummy toppings that he wouldn’t enjoy.

Yea it’s a waste of $15 but what price can you put on pissing the homo off?

Unfortunately MOST Pizza places have caller ID, address verification and demand a call back number for all deliveries to prevent Loss from Prank Call deliveries. So you'd have to spoof Bob's home phone # and hope they call you first and it doesn't get answered by Professor Liver Spot Foster!

HOWEVER... Uber Eats is a completely different story. As you can literally use the App, put any name, phone number and order that you want and they deliver it without questioning it!!!

So if any of you Folks out there have a Free Offer or Uber One Account and wish to spread some of that holiday cheer to the Mitchell's's's, feel free to Use or Not Use the info below!!!



Happy Skanksgiving Professor Dipshit!!!





Just tell the Uber Driver to look for the house with the 2019 Chrysler Pacifica Mini-Van in the driveway... OOPS!!!


You Ready??? Youuuu Reaaaady????

*Haaaaahhhh*

Uber is even sweeter because it will remind him of the good old days when he had a J.O.B, or was lying about it.

[zealanddonk]

Interesting thanksgiving thought:
Has Father Mitchell ever met any of the women Chrissy has had in his life, Stace included (Probably Stace only to be fair) ?

[Pickleball]

[QUOTE=The Shrink;1140464]

I know exactly where this imbecile was sitting because I watch every Montreal Canadiens game on TV (even though they are currently bad). He was the dipshit who was banging on the glass every time the puck went by him to the left of the penalty box at the bottom of the screen. You couldn't miss his fat, shiny, bald head. By the way, he must've forgotten to shave his head because you could really see his male pattern baldness which looks awful on him. Why couldn't a millionaire afford a decent hair transplant?

Anyways, it's hysterical that he was sitting in the front row and banging on the glass because: 1) anyone who goes to NHL games knows that the first row has some of the worst seats in the house because they are among the most expensive but have shitty views, and 2) even the newest of hockey fans recognize that glass bangers are the biggest buffoons out there - they aren't affecting the game at all, they're trying to make it about themselves, and they're making the experience worst for everyone around them. It's total noob fan behavior and immediately flags you as a clueless wannabe hockey fan. But Chrissy is a sociopathic narcissist so I wouldn't expect anything less from him.

Anyways, I hope he bet on the Blue Jackets and got to see Nick Suzuki's facial expression when he celebrated the OT goal in front of Chrissy's stupid fucking face.

It's considered rude to bang on the glass in the front row of an NHL hockey game:
Disruptive behavior
Banging on the glass is considered disruptive and inconsiderate, which goes against the NHL Fan Code of Conduct.
Potential penalties
Banging on the glass can lead to a minor penalty for the home team, which may delay the game for glass repairs.

If that doesn't sound EXACTLY like The Bloat behavior, disruptive and inconsiderate, I do not know what does.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahaha, Chrissy truly desperate for new Chums. Did Branko finally wise up and Quit or is that David Cook zinger still squarely up Chrissy’s fat ass like an iron rod???

He even tries the click bait tactic of posting a large 9 figure number to make his idiotic followers THINK that is what he made this year. Only to swerve them with that being a lottery statistic! Pathetic!

Remember, only Losers have a Lottery Mentality!

While "Winners" like Chrissy fire off $50-$500 on Dragon 7 side bets and play 6 game parlays cuz dats da way to make da money folks!?!?

Where's all the Black Friday shopping gifts for Stace, Bubs, Reese, Drew and Aria?? How come Mr. Foster isn't investing his 1.2 million savings account into the Squirt's bets and increasing HIS net worth?

The same reason Zach is no longer going from Zero to Million following the Bloat!





Squirtstopher hasn’t shown a Single Sports bet this Entire Year, but he made OVER 100k a month! Just like David Cook made over 380K a year but is Lying cuz he didn’t put the exact amount… let that sink in!

Chrissy also hasn't eaten a fancy steak & lobster dinner, won a Slot jackpot, got the Rolex out of the Pawn Shop, or paid off the Loan on the Chevy Tahoe that now sports his fat, ugly face via Cheap Peel Off Decal!

[1dollarboxcar]

so i was curious, did anyone ever send a pizza or any cheap food to Krissy Cakes...?

[Pickleball]

Holy Smokes, The Bloat really is desperate in trying to sell himself as a knowledgeable peruser of books.
Let’s face it, he knows everything including jobs and college are scams.
What he knows best is performing as a gay actor. After all he managed to keep it up ( the job that is) for 10 years.

It looks like Chrissy couldn't wait to leave Ohio and get back to Las Vegas where he pretends to bet on sports but never shows a betting slip.

#OhioStateSux.com

[zealanddonk]

Chrissy's negative jackpot post is gone, replaced with a positive post about his time cruising adult bookstores and working the gloryholes for protein.

Dont expect that post to last long as he'll have to explain why those books either helped him run a $500k business into the ground, or why he just kept J.O.Bbing uber.

Surprised he isnt promoting his "Colour and go broke" millonaire blueprint, though he ddi warn a lot of books are rubbish.



Also, why was he lingering at bookstores, creeping out people with money when he could have gone to libraries and saved money...for free.
Or are we about to see a "free is bad" post.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hmmm, the little Squirter seems to be doing an Awful lot of maintenance on the Leased Chevy Tahoe?

After plastering his Fat, Ugly, Bald head on the side of it, you have to believe the resale value has gone WAAAAAAAAAAAAY down!!!

And why would he go to a Cadillac Dealership for service? Surely the local Chevy dealership would do an adequate job on servicing, much like Chrissy did for College Swim team during those looooong nights at Sharpshooter Studios!!!

Is the Bloat trying to get bought out of his Finance agreement like he had to buy his way out of his One Chicago Condo rental agreement for Apartment 2701???

[Jayjami]

Hmmm, the little Squirter seems to be doing an Awful lot of maintenance on the Leased Chevy Tahoe?

And why would he go to a Cadillac Dealership for service? Surely the local Chevy dealership would do an adequate job on servicing

I heard the Chevy dealership won’t service it anymore because the interior smells like a stall in an adult theater.

[BedWetterBettor]

zealanddonk: Good thing you saved this as ol Chrissy deleted yet another one of his nonsense posts.

Seemed like one of those contradictory statements the Squirter is known for posting.

Even the dumbest of Cum Bum Chums would think "Wait, Chrissy always says HAVE NO FEAR, TAKE RISKS, IT TAKES MONEY TO MAKE MONEY... but he's bashing people who risk a measly $20 a week on lotto tickets and makes it sounds like they're wasting Millions?"

And at the same time making posts about "Hurr hurr invest $999 on 50/50 Sports picks" that haven't been seen in over a Year and Chrissy has been WRONG on more than half of the ones he posted PRE-GAME time like the Ravens, Raiders, Yankees and Mets???"

BTW Squirt, where's that 100K you owe Druff on the Dodgers winning the World Series???





#FRAUD LIFE BABY!

Also found this one from the Bitcoin post the little Pussy deleted a few days ago!



Ironic to say the Least since Chrissy posed as a Bitcoin expert for like 3 months and then jinxed it like he Jinxes EVERY Single sports team he roots for and buys merch of!

[1dollarboxcar]

ole' Krissy Cakes and the Cum Bum Chums get stung by OSU yet again, they were 20 point favorites on their home field, probably about a -300 ML favorite and they were all on their 5th martingale chasing Krissy's losing picks, see for yourself folks cause he documented it himself on FakeBook...

[zealanddonk]

In an "exciting" twist, Chrissy is now getting emotional about a game he didnt bet on.

It must be exhausting for Stace, no wonder she looks so old.

Breakfast as an example:
Stace: Toast for breakfast?
Chrissy: Of course! Toast is my favourite, I love toast, you know I love toast, why are you so stupid to ask if I want toast, get me toast now!

4 days later

Stace: I've made your favourite for breakfast again, heres some toast
Chrissy: What the fuck is this bullshit? You know I hate toast, you know I'm fasting, throw this shit out.

30 minutes later:
Chrissy: Stace, why did you throw out the toast, you know we cant afford to waste any food or money these days. Go steal a loaf of bread and make me toast for breakfast!

[BedWetterBettor]

In an "exciting" twist, Chrissy is now getting emotional about a game he didnt bet on.

It must be exhausting for Stace, no wonder she looks so old.

Breakfast as an example:
Stace: Toast for breakfast?
Chrissy: Of course! Toast is my favourite, I love toast, you know I love toast, why are you so stupid to ask if I want toast, get me toast now!

4 days later

Stace: I've made your favourite for breakfast again, heres some toast
Chrissy: What the fuck is this bullshit? You know I hate toast, you know I'm fasting, throw this shit out.

30 minutes later:
Chrissy: Stace, why did you throw out the toast, you know we cant afford to waste any food or money these days. Go steal a loaf of bread and make me toast for breakfast!

Chrissy 2021 - "Folks don't get Emotional when placing bets!"

Chrissy at the 2021 Ohio State game "Hurr hurr this game was RIGGED, Ryan Day is the Shittiest coach in history, even though he WON the game!"



Chrissy 3 Years Later, still butt hurt over the Loss and sour against Coach Ryan Day, an actual millionaire while Chrissy is still Broke!





Yes Kyle, you certainly have NOTHING to be Embarrassed about, at least not in Ohio... "You Reaaaady hahhhhh???"

[1dollarboxcar]

good ole' Krissy Cakes the #1 gambler, sports bettor and gambling consultant in the world and makes over 100k per month for the last 5 years in a row, is too stupid to bet Michigan with +20 points they were given on the spread, because he knew OSU would blow it like they usually do ( his words in the comments ) yet other people were smart enough to take the 20 points... but not the #1 professional sports bettor in the whole wide world.... LMAO... what a dufus .... by his own admission...

edit: almost forgot,looks like he told brock he was betting OSU... but of course Krissy denies it... in the comments below...