Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Elmo]

Let’s get this billboard posted in Vegas.



You can thank us later, Kyle.

[Christopher Jr. aka Bubs]

As promised, here's a pic. Sorry about the quality, the iphone is apparently bad at capturing these digital billboards and i certainly wasn't going to devote heaps of time to getting a high fidelity rendering of this scammy-ass bullshit.

This is so fucking funny to me. There's not a chance he makes even close to the money back that he spent. Ads for gambling sites are everywhere today, offering eye-grabbing bonuses, and all this ad says is "#1 gambling site" without any actual offer. And he thinks somebody driving a car is going to see that, be so blown away that they manage to memorize "www.goatlifecash.com" and then sign up when they get home? My estimate would be that he gets somewhere between 0-2 signups that actually deposit off of this billboard ad, most likely 0.

To me, this reeks of desperation. He's not getting any new inner circle sign-ups, so he instead wants to boost his only other source of income. Getting his Youtube shut down must absolutely drive him crazy. It was actually thé perfect vehicle for his type of scam, as it lets you delete all negative comments to create the impression of authenticity.

[FRANKRIZZO]

Just listened to Druff about C Mitchell episode included remark that Druff would pay him 20 k if was really a winner and to take down this thread March 18 2021 about the 3 hour mark

[BedWetterBettor]

Look folks, Chrissy went Midget Go Karting in his cheap, wrinkled No Name Kings jersey. Looks like he's jumped off the Golden Knights bandwagon faster than he jumped on Bryan Ockert's dick for money!




Still no Casino Chips shown in a year, NO sports bets in 8 months and NO fancy dinners with $434 glasses of wine from the Fake Millionaire.

But he rode around in a go kart that went zooooom, so that means he's DEFINITELY rich folks! #Colt Life Baby!

[zealanddonk]

Even when Chrissy is about to win, he loses.

Drew asked Chrissy what the go karting was like and Chrissy said he was "very nervous".
So much for his bad ass persona.

[BedWetterBettor]

He’s probably very “nervous” if his recently bought ad scheme doesn’t work out.

Here’s the pricing plan from their sales people!

Apparently there’s a Big sale going on, which explains why Squirtstopher did it Now instead of earlier.



So figures are right around what we anticipated and it seems that Dave Pruett paid for the first few months while Branko’s chum club fees will pay the rest!

[Dan Druff]

I bet I know how this happened.

Chrissy saw this and couldn't resist the thought of being on a billboard. Boy, would that ever mean he made it!!

He probably placed a ploppy sportsbet to "make the money" for it. Got lucky and it won. Patted himself on the back for being such a gambling genius.

Bought the $4500 package for 12 weeks of exposures.

Expects the money to roll in, when in reality people are going to goatlifecash dot com, find they're at Betonline, be baffled, and close it.

What a fucking retard.

[Jayjami]

I bet I know how this happened.

Chrissy saw this and couldn't resist the thought of being on a billboard. Boy, would that ever mean he made it!!

He probably placed a ploppy sportsbet to "make the money" for it. Got lucky and it won. Patted himself on the back for being such a gambling genius.

Bought the $4500 package for 12 weeks of exposures.

Expects the money to roll in, when in reality people are going to goatlifecash dot com, find they're at Betonline, be baffled, and close it.

What a fucking retard.

I mean, who the fuck does he think his target audience is? Surely not Vegas locals. Those degens don’t need to bet on line. Maybe out of towners who can’t gamble back home? Are they going to seriously take a pic from their cab? Not likely. Why does a multi-millionaire need to be pimping for illegal offshore gambling site? He is an entertaining moron though.

[BedWetterBettor]

I bet I know how this happened.

Chrissy saw this and couldn't resist the thought of being on a billboard. Boy, would that ever mean he made it!!

He probably placed a ploppy sportsbet to "make the money" for it. Got lucky and it won. Patted himself on the back for being such a gambling genius.

Bought the $4500 package for 12 weeks of exposures.

Expects the money to roll in, when in reality people are going to goatlifecash dot com, find they're at Betonline, be baffled, and close it.

What a fucking retard.

I mean, who the fuck does he think his target audience is? Surely not Vegas locals. Those degens don’t need to bet on line. Maybe out of towners who can’t gamble back home? Are they going to seriously take a pic from their cab? Not likely. Why does a multi-millionaire need to be pimping for illegal offshore gambling site? He is an entertaining moron though.

Probably the same reason he paid for those useless online articles a while back, to make himself LOOK legit. He can walk around filming the billboard with this stupid grin through fake teeth and say "Folks, look I've got billboards of myself all over Vegas folks!"

Just another prop to give the fake millionaire some fake credibility!

Last time he appeared on a Billboard anywhere it looked like this...



Shoutout to Elmo!

[1dollarboxcar]

Our track is a 1.2 mile, 9 turn road course located in the center of the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. The average cornering speed for this course ranges from 80 kph on the first left handed corner to 135 kph. Our Supercars can reach speeds up to 240 kph / 150 mph in the straight away and lateral G-Forces up to 1.6. https://www.dreamracing.com/

just like his homerun to win the Little League World Series....

[zealanddonk]

Our track is a 1.2 mile, 9 turn road course located in the center of the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. The average cornering speed for this course ranges from 80 kph on the first left handed corner to 135 kph. Our Supercars can reach speeds up to 240 kph / 150 mph in the straight away and lateral G-Forces up to 1.6. https://www.dreamracing.com/

just like his homerun to win the Little League World Series....

At best he is confusing kilometres per hour and miles per hour.
At worst, he is lying.


180km/hr isnt scary under those track conditions.

[1dollarboxcar]

Krusty isn't clowning around, keep clowning him....

edit: Krusty needs to allow playback on external sites again.... quit clowning around with them settings.....
https://www.youtube.com/@KrustafordN...o-eh9bv/videos

[Dan Druff]

Our track is a 1.2 mile, 9 turn road course located in the center of the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. The average cornering speed for this course ranges from 80 kph on the first left handed corner to 135 kph. Our Supercars can reach speeds up to 240 kph / 150 mph in the straight away and lateral G-Forces up to 1.6. https://www.dreamracing.com/

just like his homerun to win the Little League World Series....

At best he is confusing kilometres per hour and miles per hour.
At worst, he is lying.


180km/hr isnt scary under those track conditions.

Yeah 180kph isn't impressive.

One time out in the open, straight desert, I went up to 120 mph (192kph) just to say I did it.

I have also accidentally driven 100 mph (160 kph) on routine drives to Vegas. I have my car set to warn me when that happens, so I can slow back down. 100mph is often the delineation between an infraction and a misdemeanor, so obviously I want to avoid a misdemeanor. (I also don't drive near 100mph anyway, as it's not safe in most cases, but occasionally I accidentally speed up without realizing it.)

In any case, Chirssy once again tries to make something look impressive which is pedestrian.

[BedWetterBettor]

Squirter posts video of his midget go kart ride. It’s like watching a retard playing video games at an arcade!

And how much did the fake millionaire pay for such an event?



Under $1000, cuz ya know only millionaires can afford to pay $699 for a joy ride! Looks like only one Chum remains and my guess is that it’s Branko. I’ve spent more on an afternoon of paintball and got to enjoy that with friends. Meanwhile, Squirtstopher can’t even talk to anyone and has to pull his pud in order to find a friend!

So another 2 months before Chrissy can afford another Go Kart ride and he’ll go into hiding like the Pussy he is!



Colt Life Baby!

[Forum Wars]

Yes, don't for a second think a group-cum-on wasn't used...

[zealanddonk]

L.O.L
Chrissy has been busy in the last day:

Another nonsense video about gambling at home, yeah will give that a pass for now.

Chrissy posts a reel of "Date night" at the Golden Knights game, cheering about the team scoring.
No clip if Stace "scored" that night, but lets assume no.

Chrissy also has a 15 minute clip of him driving the car from the other day.
The car's speed is visible throughout, so we can see if he hit 185 miles/hr as he claimed or not.

i'm guessing that will be "O yeah, I had two rounds and that one was the big boy scary fast one, hurr hurr"

[zealanddonk]

@BedWetterBettor: He’s probably tired of Dana White and Mikki asking for his advice in the high limit

"Hurr hurr, Dana asked me just the other day what to do when he had a pair of 9s vs dealer 6 in a 4 deck shoe. I laughed at him and told him to stand, hurr hurr"

[Pickleball]

Will the multi-millionaire fork out some coin to let Stacykins receive a much needed eye lift or grocery bags removal?

[1dollarboxcar]

Krusty isn't done clowning aound....

[1dollarboxcar]

so he is now putting the Thrivecart site is back into play .... rather than both taking you to directly to BOL....

the goatlifebaby dot com now takes you to Thrivecart

the goatlifecash dot com still takes you to BOL with of course his affiliate id ( affid=105548 ) .....