I wish he'd take up poker.
His laugh is a massive tell that he's either lying or VERY rattled.
I wish he'd take up poker.
His laugh is a massive tell that he's either lying or VERY rattled.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Double Jackpot has told me he’s been communicating with solo appearance Limo driver Jim Vogel and getting some interesting feedback!
Feel free to text or email Jimbo for the dirt, though keep in mind it will be 6 month old information!
He likely meant to say ‘he’s really a closet Queen’! Though we already figured that out courtesy of Corbin Fisher and Sharpshooter!!zealanddonk: "I really have pocket queens, hurr hurr hurr hurr hurr"
Dandruff, this is my final post on this forum. I want you to close down my account. I leave you with my final video on Christopher Mitchell
Thank you all for all the laughs and comradery. Greetings, Alessandro Nanna
Time for Chrissy Math folks…
So just win $2800 a day folks! It’s so easy, even a moron could do it!! Just like a certain moron claimed he was going to make $10K on a fight last Sunday and Didn’t!
Just like the same moron was going to make $20K on a $21K New Year’s bet on a College Football game… and didn’t!
And also like said Moron was supposed to make $10K on an Ohio State game but of course didn’t!
With a track record like that, how could this possibly fail!?!?
Just lose over 40K on documented bets, then Lie about fake wins of 56K, 51K, 26K , 27K and more! Because we all know documentation beats conversation folks!!
And when it comes up Black 17 times in a row bet on Red and then say the casino cheated!!
Or when hosting your suckers in Chicago, bet two dozens and when it comes up 5 losses in a row for 10x in losses, just say the casino cheated… again!
When you go down $1000 on a live chums group stream, proclaim you’re going to win on Even, only to hit 6 Odds in a row and go broke Live on camera. Then say you were “tired” or “play better alone” to excuse the loss. Couldn’t possibly be because you’re a Complete Moron?!?!
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God told him to move to Dallas, to bad the Crafts couldn't save lil man Bubbs
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All the shady gambling hustlers use this same tactic: "To make $XXXXXX per year you just need to make $XXX per day"
I just watched a Brian Christopher slot video (Hey, I was curious) where he managed to exceed the daily number for $100,000 per year. At least that guy can show a win. LOL.
And the comments are hilarious as usual!
This Papagopolos fool seems lost and likely to fall for the scam of one Kyle Chrissy Prescott.
And this James Schultz buffoon uses Chrissy’s simpleton math without factoring house advantage or negative expectation.
Yea, just play Red consistently. Because the Ball is racist and doesn’t ever go 17 Blacks in a row!?!
Then you got this Carlos Navarez idiot claiming he’s going to sign up. He just had his first child last year and looks like he’s not even 30. Someone wanna fill him in on the facts?
https://m.facebook.com/100010443491360/
Works for Goosehead Insurance… email is carlos.nevarez@goosehead.com . Got his number from FB… 630-427-4086. Call him on his work line and tell him the truth!
Might be one of his Cell phone numbers below! So text to see if those are his or not?
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Can you believe that so many of his chums call him coach and goat? Talk about sucking up to this loser. They call him these names even after a losing session.
“ BedWetterBettor: I dunno, I used a burner email to send old Paragon Men and Adonis photos to Bird Brain and he got it flagged for inappropriate content. So try using less Chrissy baby dick picks and more censored ones”
He had it flagged after his mail order bride saw the pics and told him he now has the 2nd smallest dick she ever saw.
Couple interesting characters here. James seems like a moron with his “mathematical” calculations.
And Carmela almost seems like a troll account of a hooker. But there is a history of photos on her page in Vegas and always talking about finding sugar daddies.
The entire thread makes Chrissy look bad, practically begging someone to sign up and him now claiming to be able to read the wheel in advance, knowing what’s coming next.
It’s obvious he is getting DESPERATE!
A few things:
Goatlive, I cannot close down your account. There's no such thing as that, other than banning you. I can't delete your account, or it would remove all of your past messages. I don't see the point to ban you, as that will make users think you did something bad when they see the banned status. I suggest you simply stop logging in here if you don't wish to continue posting.
I'm still trying to figure out the reason for Chrissy's move to Chicago, right into the freezing winter. It is possible that he made some deal with Big Daddy Foster to be within driving distance to Columbus, and he chose Chicago as the best option. Chicago and Columbus are 355 miles apart, and this would be the first time that Chrissy and Stacy could drive to Columbus in reasonable time. It's even possible that Foster agreed to foot some of the rent if Chrissy and Stacy agreed to come visit X number of times per year, similar to the deal they likely made when Foster put his name on the car loan.
As I said, there's a reason Chrissy does everything. Chicago is a crappy place to be in the winter.
Finally, I am wondering what Chrissy will use as a recruitment tool without YouTube. It is possible he is just leaving this as a cool down period before starting up another YouTube channel, figuring they might ban him faster if he starts right up again. Clearly he learned his lesson from last time, when he whined about his channel being removed, and everyone used it to laugh at him. This time he is shutting down all discussion and pretending it didn't happen, while quietly seething.
What? You mean a guy who looked like this over 48 years isn’t hung like horse???
And here’s old Birdy with his best Male frien…. Good God, that’s a WOMAN?!?!
In case you’re wondering was Bird Boy always this strikingly photogenic…
Bird Brain with a full nest!!!
And here’s Birdy looking like the squeaky voiced teen from the Simpsons! Lol
It has to be the amount of Casinos within driving distance. Remember a few times last year he made it a point to film himself driving to 4 different casinos in the same day. Why would be doing that if there wasn't some sort of incentive for him like Free play, comped rooms, meal vouchers or even freedom to make videos without hecklers in them.
He hadn't been to Choctaw or Winstar Casinos in over 5 months since the Lambo video with Zach. He openly filmed live table play or had Zach do it. This is a HUGE No No for casinos as they do not allow filming of employees, dealers or live action without permission. He did this numerous times and I even suggested reporting it to those suits there. It may have resulted in complete banishment from playing there.
So he essentially HAD to leave TX as the closest live casinos told him to fuck off! Chicago was likely giving him better offers than Vegas or Florida and he could set up shop there to rope in the chums like lambs to slaughter. He may even be getting incentives for each sucker he brings over and has them playing at his moronic play level by martingaling hundreds to thousands in minutes.
So he has a home base to operate from, a handful of casinos to run his clown show and likely an agreement for better offers & comps for every Victim he brings to Rivers or whichever casino unknowingly agrees to the scheme.
Good point that we hadn't seen him at Choctaw or Winstar in awhile. I think the bigger chance is that he got banned for freaking out after losing, as he's known to do. Remember that one weird video where he admitted that he lost $280k gambling at the casino, but then "made over a million" in his other ventures. He left it open for interpretation (maybe that his losing sessions added up to $280k, but his winners exceeded that), but I think it was a rare moment of honesty (about the 280k part, not the million).
It is possible he has some decent comps going at these Chicago casinos. I really do hope he's gambling there regularly, because that means he will be busto once again very soon.
LOL! Yes, poor choice of words given the subject(s).
Chrissy is only (in)famous in the gambling world for the same reason the guy who starred and directed The Room is (in)famous in the movie world: the sheer audacity to put themselves out there with such obvious talent deficiencies.
Even low rolling table games channels and slots channels (I simply cannot get my head around the attraction to those things) have higher production values.
I am curious (no homo) to see where his grift will surface next. YouTube is the Kleenex of streaming sites (Rumble is trying to gain traction but the interface is still clunky), and Facebook is really the next MySpace (but still is used by the over-50 crowd that falls into his target demo). Younger folks like Zach seem to take a quick swing then burn out fast.
Supposedly he would stalk whales and other naive players in Vegas High Limit rooms, but this was only reported on Trip Advisor around 2021. It may have just been KD and his minions posting stories on Trip Advisor to ruin Chrissy.Phantom Limb: Didn't CM used to approach people in casinos touting himself as a Baccy expert or am I remembering wrong? If so, he could go back to that angle (and get trespassed quickly)
But it’s not entirely impossible, as I know shady characters who lurk in casinos simply to beg for money and sucker the fish into free rolling their night.
Even had a few approach me, one proclaiming that I should be playing whenever I’m ahead money, because that’s the “best time” to play! He also guaranteed he could win me another $50 if used his strategy. To which I laughed, shook my head and walked away. It wasn’t 2 minutes later he found a sap to take that offer and sure enough they LOST at the table! I walked by and said “So much for that guarantee! Now we know why you’re broke!”
I have been talking with Trent Law. I believe he will be done paying Chrissy. Really seems like a good dude, a bit naive of course. Was uninformed about gambling. Very open minded. Convos to come...
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