Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Phantom Limb]

Fuck Squirtsopher Bitchell.

Stupid faggot.

Today was a Fairytale because our favorite fairy told a tale...

Uh oh, looks like somebody got into Mom and Dad's liquor cabinet during the game! LOL

Chrissy can suck a bag of dicks per day and I have no problem with that, it's the emphatic denial that he ever did what he did on camera well into the internet age that is the point of mocking his sexuality.

...that and the drag queen eyebrows. Tee Hee.

[BedWetterBettor]

Hahaha, the little Fraud Masturbator Mitchell lost big on the Chiefs and made his angry post using Old photos!




Yes Kyle make sure you put on a Show

Like you did Not so Long Ago

For your Sugar Daddy Bryan O.

Lol! #HaikusForHandjobs





And why so many guests viewing this thread? To the tune of 5 to 1 Guests to Regulars?






And Kool Aid Chrissy just squirts out another lame video, making a Massive, Life Changing… $36, lmao!

No sight of the Winning MNF bet, proving he Lost on the game and likely bet the over which was 46 points!

[zealanddonk]

No subtitles because the video is too new.



13m45 Secret #3 Affirmations, with Chrissy's list of affirmations: including "I am letting go of my old negative beliefs"
Given he was moaning about his father last week, Chrissy needs to work ont hat one.

Chrissy also claims he is attracting rich people into his life: Other than Stalking Dana White at the casino, we havent seen much of Keithy, Ryan or any rich people lately

Its only 13m50 in and hes up to secret #3, this doesnt bode well.

From just 2 days ago in his "how to get rich in 2024"

So is moaning about haters an old negative belief or not, since he sure loves to do it.

[Tellafriend]

his sports betting is certainly better than his 99% winning strategies. who wouldn't turn away from those to go into sports, which he recently said he knew nothing about.

[BedWetterBettor]

No subtitles because the video is too new.



13m45 Secret #3 Affirmations, with Chrissy's list of affirmations: including "I am letting go of my old negative beliefs"
Given he was moaning about his father last week, Chrissy needs to work ont hat one.

Chrissy also claims he is attracting rich people into his life: Other than Stalking Dana White at the casino, we havent seen much of Keithy, Ryan or any rich people lately

Its only 13m50 in and hes up to secret #3, this doesnt bode well.

From just 2 days ago in his "how to get rich in 2024"

So is moaning about haters an old negative belief or not, since he sure loves to do it.

Today's video sees a rather demure Chrissy dressed in All Red, resembling a Gay Kool-Aid Ejaculator in a Red Sox T-Shirt.


Some Highlights include the following:

5:03 Chrissy claims it was a great day for sports betting for him and the chums. Yet amazingly No Documentation of these alleged sports bets are shown, despite a FB post that mysteriously disappeared after someone was called out for laying out a big bet on the Chiefs, and those same Chiefs blew the lead.

8:40 Kyle Says he's the Only gambler who shows his results "live" and you can see if he's winning OR losing Except of course those deleted live streams, the deleted losing sessions with Cia Amir, Sam Martinez, Rick DLF, Rick from Michigan, Rick James, Rick Lee and TJ Etchevery. The losing Masturbator Mind Meetings in Tampa & Chicago. The recent Chums $5000 per head meet up that also conveniently had NO testimonials, winning videos, Fancy dinners or High Roller Suites shown from 3 weeks ago!

19:40 Little Kyle Doesn't understand why people complain about their job and don't just quit the job, stay home and place 50 cent roulette bets for a living Maybe ask Zach, Brandon, Hoa Le, JC Fit, Austin Greear, Pene, Bird Brain, Jeff Reed, Gary, Lucy, Branko and Demetrius about that? Dave Pruett on the other hand has already Claimed It for being a Millionaire or Billionaire in 2024, so the other Chums are shit out of luck!

21:10 Says he Makes people more money in the casino than anyone else... He also makes more people LOSE twice as much or even 32 times as much marty betting than anyone else... let that sink in!

25:30 Squirtstopher is Asked about winning percentage, he goes "Hurr Hurr winning percentage doesn't matter." Do a hard cut to how his strategies win 99% of the time!

31 :40 New dealer folks, everything changes magically. Rant about $22 in 30 minutes is somehow making $45 an hour... When all it really is in fact $36 in 45 minutes after losing thousands on the Chiefs in 3 hours... remember this projected number for later on!

32 He's a 'Millionaire' who sits at home... Well, at least for 6 months until the rental lease is up and he runs to another 6 month rental... some millionaire lifestyle folks!

34:30 Says "Look folks, Three blacks in a row "Hurr durr that's 3 different dealers that spun blacks tonight..." But of course, YOU should sit out when a new dealer comes in, cuz they all spin differently ... let that sink in!

36:10 Chrissy doesn't like playing Roulette in a live casino, because " a bunch of idiots place of bunch of bets on random numbers... it doesn't make any sense" Meanwhile, hurr hurr Pay for my lucky inside numbers folks, cuz they're magic and hit more than random numbers do because of all this research I did...derrrrp!

39 Kyle Accidentally places a $20 bet and says "that's too high dude" The millionaire high roller claiming a $20 bet is too high... lol! Loses a $12 bet and gets confused and disoriented on what to bet next. Guess it's time for a new $5000 stragedy?

43:58 So once all is said and done, the Millionaire Big Winner is Up $36 after 45 minutes folks... But wasn't he already projecting he'd make $45 in an hour at this rate? Seems like his projections were OFF yet again which basically nullifies all his other claims of making XXX dollars in an hour! But ya know, Masturbation beats having a Dignified Occupation folks!

Shoutout to ZD and Here are some chummy comments to laugh at as an early Thanksgiving Treat.



This Dave Scott character is fat and ugly just like the other Dip shit named Dave.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php...M2MzMxMA%3D%3D

[zealanddonk]

"36:10 Chrissy doesn't like playing Roulette in a live casino, because " a bunch of idiots place of bunch of bets on random numbers... it doesn't make any sense""

This highlights how dumb Chrissy is.

While Blackjack other player decisions can affect the outcome, in Roulette all it means is poor Chrissy gets confused or annoyed by other people.

Other people who are losing so the casino can keep paying Chrissy his winnings (if you believe other nonsense Chrissy has previously stated).

Also, imagine Chrissy hurr hurring his magic numbers to someone else, they would think hes an idiot.

[1dollarboxcar]

2nd video of the day..... " greatest roulette player in the world " can be seen or downloaded here.... 28min long.... i haven't watched it yet....


https://files.catbox.moe/ph9dvc.mp4

[Phantom Limb]

His new strat seems to be to try to bore PFA to death with these no content vids

[FRANKRIZZO]

Listening to radio Kudos to Druff for getting him booted from Circa

[zealanddonk]

Stace's birthday and Chrissy celebrates by making an FB post where he sounds like a insufferable cocksucker.

[zealanddonk]

Remind me, is 2018/2019 when Chrissy:

had the very successful business worth over half a million dollars producing a great monthly income or
the about to become successful business worth half a million dollars producing a monthly income or
the business he had worked on for 10 years that was kinda successful that he managed to sell for $5000 or
when Chrissy was driving for uber eats?

[BedWetterBettor]

Remind me, is 2018/2019 when Chrissy:

had the very successful business worth over half a million dollars producing a great monthly income or
the about to become successful business worth half a million dollars producing a monthly income or
the business he had worked on for 10 years that was kinda successful that he managed to sell for $5000 or
when Chrissy was driving for uber eats?

According to these time stamped photos, Chrissy was already an Entrepreneur living care free and was a Millionaire!!!

Judging by those sweet Chia plugs and Chiclet dentures, I’d say he was a hair or two off!!!









Masturbation Beats a Real Occupation!



And a Big Bankroll can’t solve having a small dick and a horrible fashion sense, Hurr hurr Polka Dot Prescott!

[1dollarboxcar]

new video can be seen or downloaded here, i skimmed through it really really quick....sounds like he becomes unhinged again trying to convince people of his chronic lies..... no gambling in this one....

https://files.catbox.moe/2chj22.mp4

[Phantom Limb]

Today's video is a special kind of stupid:

* Chrissy negs Skank on her birthday
* Chrissy touts the coloring book then shames a chum for wanting to pay bills while ignoring the fact that, if it worked, one could just grow back a "Golden Goose" with $100

Dumb fuck confuses "Goose that lays the Golden Eggs" with a "Golden Goose" but he is easily confused.

I'll let the pros dissect this rotten corpse...

[zealanddonk]

I'm surprised Stace is still with him after he gave away his big secret (magic numbers not gay sex on camera).

I'll review his most recent nonsense in about 30 minutes since it sounds solid if its her brithday.

[Pickleball]

Today's video is a special kind of stupid:

* Chrissy negs Skank on her birthday
* Chrissy touts the coloring book then shames a chum for wanting to pay bills while ignoring the fact that, if it worked, one could just grow back a "Golden Goose" with $100

Dumb fuck confuses "Goose that lays the Golden Eggs" with a "Golden Goose" but he is easily confused.

I'll let the pros dissect this rotten corpse...

Check out this Amazon Review left on April 26, 2021. See any similarities as to what this piece of dog feces is pitching in November 2023?

This bald turd with his pencil eye liner eye brows is one broken record.

1.0 out of 5 stars It's a scam.
Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2021
My wife got this book for me yesterday, and I read through it in less than 10 minutes... Summary: First few pages, you're told to make an outrageous 3% ROI EVERY DAY without fail, and the rest of the book is just 130 pages where you're meant to fill them out yourself, with your progress. And that's it. That's literally the whole book.

But let's reverse a bit, how are you meant to make 3% ROI per day? Contact the author to join his "inner circle" it says on the 3rd or 4th page. So after searching a bit, I found his contact information. He tells me that in order to join the inner circle, I have to pay him $1000. You pay $30 for an empty book with a couple of bible verses & blank pages, and then get told to pay another $1000 for the actual information that the book promised to provide. Sounds fishy, right? After some additional searching, I found his Youtube channel, where he claims he can make you a millionaire if you "buy his secret lucky roulette numbers". That is when it truly dawned upon me that this is a scam artist.

It's a 1/5 stars from me. To me, if a book has even one redeeming detail about it, I'll give it at least a 2. But this book is a scam, and my wife has contacted the site she bought it from to request a refund.

[zealanddonk]

Yet more nonsense from Chrissy
"A massive bankroll will solve your problems: MUST WATCH"
We know this is nonsense because he told us he fucked away his first massive $50k bankroll in 1 day not that long ago.
We also know its nonsense based on sports stars with massive contracts who fuck away their money, and lottery winners also fuck away their money.

But lets see what Chrissy has to say

7.74k subscribers at time of viewing: 101 videos on the channel and 1.8k views within "2 hrs ago"
This gets the rare must watch rating only because Chrissy is an unhinged idiot who rants about being the man of the house and running the finances....on Stace's brithday
Spoiler: Chrissy might be a Turd Goose, because he lays Turd Videos

Remarkably so many views, yet no comments.
Did Chrissy lock them while he was off celebrating Stace's birthday?

39m minutes of nonsense ahead.

0m 0s Chrissy opens fanning money and wearing a regular looking shirt.

0m 35s Chrissy starts rambling his bankroll is a Golden Goose: Seemingly forgetting that Zachy was his favourite goose.

1m20 Chrissy claims he is only making $100k/month these days

2m10 Blah blah blah tells us the origin story from 5 years ago

3m20s Origin Story changes: Now tis only hundreds of thousands in his first 6 months

6m Annnnnnd its the Stace on the shitter story yet again

7m25 Origin Story changes yet again: now he isnt sure if he had $800, 900 or $1000 with him, but it definitely was not more than $1000
Chrissy should have watched his documentary, he'd know exactly how much he had with him.

7m50 Blah blah blah Stace didnt make $800 in two 16 hr shifts working in the emergency room with her college degree

10m50s Chrissy starts ranting about real jobs, and degrees, forgetting that his lawyers, his accountants, the medical doctor who delivered Bubs who had degrees in their field of study. Ok, well, maybe not the lawyers.....

11m20 Chrissy tells us that anyone with a 9-5 job is fucking broke despite all of the evidence of home owners to the contrary.
Speaking of, does Chrissy own a house?

12m03 Chrissy rambles about how he had to be almost certain the Baaaacky hand he bet on would win.
So, he can predict the future now, despite other claims it didnt matter?

14m00 Chrissy starts rambling about what a goose's nest in a barn looks like.
I hope Chrissy knows more about pleasuring women than he knows about farms or geese

15m45 Despite just telling us the goose lays golden eggs, Chrissy tells us if the goose dies or is stolen, the farmer's life is over
is the farmer taking sports betting advice from Chrissy or something? Why doesnt the farmer just invest properly, or sell part of the farm, or get a jo.ob?

16m Chrissy actually addresses this by claiming the farmer has bills to pay but can invest the money later
sounds like mighty small golden eggs, or Chrissy is an idiot

Per a reddit post from 6 years ago, one proper goose egg that was solid gold would be worth approx $114k usd
https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthem...olden_egg_how/

So, the goose that is laying one or more eggs a day is worth more than Chrissy is "earning" in a month.
Chrissy lacks critical thinking skills but knows the type of people who will give him money are even more stupid than him

16m30 Chrissy forgets that this magical goose of his might actually die one day.

16m45 Chrissy is now in the hyper phase of this nonsense and starts negging the broke douche bag haters with their tiny ass fucking bankrolls
Thats right, you can be a nice, kind, completely new person to Chrissy's videos but if your bankroll is small, you can fuck off.

17m05 Chrissy gets very unhinged claiming people are taking $1000 to the casino, winning $200 in 20 minutes and posting comments on his videos claiming "I'm the fucking shit, beeeeaitch"

I'm sure people do that, much the same way he dances in his chair like an idiot when he wins $6 profit and claims to be the goat.

17m Chrissy claims he knows that a little dramatic "but its not".
No, its wildly dramatic and suggests no one should give that clown any of their $$$$$

17m40 despite havign shared many other greatest secrets, Chrissy claims he is about to share THE GREATEST SECRET

"Apparently the worst thing about success is a little bit"
Chrissy looks semi psycholotic doing the tiny peepee hand gesture when he says this.
Bags under his eyes because he is living such a tight stressfree life.

19m blah blah blah Chrissy reminds us he had a $1k bankroll and was winning $100 a day.
Chrissy, literally 2 mintues ago you were crying that people with $1000 bankrolls winning $200 were assholes.

19m30 Chrissy reminds us if he had $10k he'd never lose.
Chrissy still rambles but overall he is about to say he fucked away $50k.
So, despite Chrissy's law of confession, words are powerful, blah blah blah he still fucked away that money

Actually, no, Stace wants to pay their bills but naturally irresponsible and selfish Chrissy wants to keep gambling that money
fuck everyone Chrissy and Stace owned money to, Chrissy had iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchy ballz

23m Chrissy again looks psychotic as he states they had 14 credit cards and probably 20 payday loans
Yall probably seen the Wayne Brady sketch on The Chapelle Show: Stace was damn lucky that didnt happen to her.

23m10 Chrissy tells us how much he loves Stace by talking shit about her: claims she was kicking, screaming and throwing shit at him: he tells us he is not exaggerating
This is a tough one, Chrissy is a greasy cocksucker known for lying. He is also a self-proclaimed script writing master......is this highly insutling story about Stace on her birthday true?

Chrissy claims she was trying to rip HIS MONEY away from him to pay THEIR bills.

23m50 "She ddint like it, but she ddint have a choice, because I was going anything with this money except gambling it"
so to confirm, what is likely 30 days after Stace threatening to divorce Chrissy, Chrissy financially abuses her and she stays with him
OBv Stace knew Chrissy would fuck the money away if she tried to get a lawyer to sort this out.
as others have said, why didnt Chrissy just either use some of the money to pay some bills, and regrow to $10k...or why not just his daily winnings to go towards bills?
Well, obviously Chrissy is a degenerate gambling halfwit with narcissism.

24m30 Chrissy claims he would give Stace some of the winnings AND TELL HER TO PAY BILLS but he would never go below that $10k.

so why so much drama for a very simple plan if Chrissy was going to win $300/day on average every day?

25m Chrissy repeats his claim that 98% of the population work to the age of 75 then die.

Stats from CBSNews from one month ago put the figure at 1 in 12 for those 75 or older.
It does not distinguish between those who want to work and those who have to work
Nor does the article distinguish between full time work, part time work, or gig economy like Uber.
Uber type services are mentioned.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/america...-who-are-they/
note: other soruces support this statement, CBS had the more interesting discussion of it, and one of the more recent discussions.

So as always, Chrissy makes a stupid statement that is easy to verify

As always, Chrissy equates work with money, not with the social interaction, pride in doing something properly something Chrissy knows nothing about, keeping active (again, no more Chrissy Gump running videos) or being a benefit to society (you know the words by now, sing along "something Chrissy knows nothing about").

25m45 Chrissy starts rambling about the chum who got the colouring in book, got some money and paid his bills.

Chrissy claims the guy grew his $100 to $22k
Why didnt the guy just use $12k on bills, and keep churnign $300/day from his $10k as Chrissy claims that dude had been doing for months?

Go on, if you thought anything other "THis is a lie Chrissy is making up", its ok.
We dont shame people who think that here, we help you learn from it.

31m CChrissy throws more shade on Stace.
32 Chrissy claims turning $100 to $22k is nothing.....yet we have only heard of 3 people from Chrissy having done this...Chrissy, Jeff the Trucker, and some unknown chum (probably Jeff, except Chrissy claims that chum had multiple kids)

34m Chrissy tells us Stace is texting him because she is out running errands
So, despite being a retired millionaire who could pay someone to do this for her, Chrissy's birthday present is making Stace run errands while he shit talks her.
Thank goodness we have members like Mr Horney here willing to step in and growl her out on her birthday cos Chrissy would ruin that too otherwise
Big shoutout to Mr Horney.

35m Chrissy starts ranting about....."Especially you pansies that put your cock in between your legs and run down the street and allow your wives to control the finances shame on you by the way you'r ethe man of the house you need to make the money you to be the bread winner you need to take care of your wife and stop allowing your wife to pay the bill BS and be stressed out cuz she doesnt have enough money to go around. Stop being a little bitch"
Chrissy seems to forget roughly 20 minutes ago he was telling us Stace was paying the bills while he was fucking away her pay at the casino, like a little bitch

Chrissy continues this rant but I cant be bothered transcribing it word for word.

Chrissy repeats earlier nonsense about giving your wife some of the golden eggs to pay the bills despite just ranting a real man doesnt do that

37 Chrissy starts rambling imagien you had $5k in bills and a golden goose who only laid 1 egg of $100k (clearly inferior goose when the eggs should be worth atleast $114k)
Assuming 3%, you still need $100k in action, every day to make this according to the colouring in book.
Dont get greedy yo.


Oddly the comments have appeared on the video but unsurprisingly they are rubbish.

[zealanddonk]

Quick version of today's nonsense:
Stace's brithday yet she's off running errands.
Chrissy has big rants about nonsense.
This does get the rare must watch rating if you want to see unhinged Chrissy talk about tucking your cock between your legs and running down the street for some reason
assumedly thats his super duper never lose gambling secret.


Chrissy repeats his story about the first time he got to a $10k bankroll, but forgets the part where he got it to $50k and lost it.

[BedWetterBettor]

I'll start the dismantling, apologies in advance ZD. I promise I'll give you some stuff to work with!

6-9 mins is the Stacy in the Shitter story(Shoutout to ZD!) Now all of a sudden, Squirtsopher "can't remember if he had $800, $900 or $1000 bankroll that day". Yet strangely we've heard him say $800 at first, lie and change it to $1000 and of course the profit jumps exponentially in this version! It originally went from $800 pay day loan buy in, Lose 4 marty bets and Push all in with a $425 bet. A miracle 2 out of 13 draw gives him the win and a MASSIVE $50 profit. But now the Queen of Deceptive wording and fraudulent stories says he made $800 in 30 minutes? Yea yea, we know "Hurr hurr you're original bet is paid back with your profit, so it's like you win that amount!' But if he even bet $425, that's all he "Won" no matter how you slice it! You can't bet $400 and say "look look folks, I won $800!?!?!?"

He must be playing Online 50 cent roulette for too long as their deceptive practice of extrapolating tiny wins to seem like more money being paid to players, has turned his pea brain into bird shit. Shoutout to Bird Brain!

16-17 min: After the LONG, and pointless idiocy of Chrissy and the Golden Goose, he starts mocking people who leave comments on his videos about how they made $100-$200 gambling in the casino. Ya know, while he sits in his bunker placing $1-$4 bets online dancing & singing like a moron about he's the Greatest Roulette player for making LESS than $200 a day gambling? But of course, because he documented it, THAT makes him better than them! It's not like he EVER got caught LYING about wins and losses from Feb 2020, August 2021, Or the aforementioned Stacy in the Shitter story that somehow went from walking away $50 ahead and likely yelling & dancing over it like a buffoon! To now making $800 in 30 minutes(Complete Lie!) and somehow winning Every single day for 60 days to run it up to 50K. Must have been a LOT of 2 out of 13 winning scenarios that the Bloat was able to overcome? Or could just be More lies from the Midget Masturbator who got his Hyunda repossessed only 5 months after this miraculous winning streak!

21 min: Chrissy claims every hair on his head had fallen out building that 10K bankroll... the photo evidence shows his hair was falling out during those Paragon Men and Chaos Men photo shoot days, just ask Bryan Ockert!

26 min: The guy with kids story begins, hard to narrow down who this is truly about. Rivers has suggested Pene, but I'm not so sure. This also mirrors the story he told a few months ago about one of the Chums turning $100 into $25,000 and when he told that story Pene was Long gone from the Elite Sucker Dum Dum Chums in 2022. Plus Pene used to make those stupid videos where he played in Vegas and played ETG roulette(aka Chrissy Slots, lol) and other -EV games. Why wouldn't he be documenting and recording these alleged continuous wins? He would at least be giving testimonials and promoting online play or the Piggy bank book, but he has done None of the Above.

The fairy tale has now changed from the guy turning $100 into 25K, into 22K now. But this is Chrissy after all, so take Anything he says as a Complete Lie!

Also, Christopher Jr. aka Bubs had alluded to that person turning $100 into 25,000 being Dave Pruett. But upon re-reading those DMs, the exact verbiage was

CbubsJr - Are you the person who turned $100 into $25,000. If so That is Impressive.

Dave Pruett - Yes, it is


I believe Dave was not actually saying that "Yes he was the one being talked about", but instead that "yes, it IS impressive" turning $100 into $25,000. I actually think it was someone like Hoa Le, who never says much but stayed with Chrissy from the first B-day Booty bash all the way up until this year when he tried to extort them with the $1500 "test" fee! Or possibly even Ryobi guy who Chrissy had once before described as "loving, caring and generous" and used those same words again in today's horse shit video!

Also that strange part where he says “shame on you for hiding your cock between your legs and letting Your Wife be the breadwinner” may be a direct shot at Ryobi guy aka Paul Ryeman. At last glance, his wife went back to Law school to support the family and Paul was selling Disney vacations while having his kids do the advertising on his FB page!

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[Mrhorney]

Morning Folks

Sorry 😞 for the long rambling post but you are the only American persons I have any dealings with so any advice gratefully received.

I didnÂ’t realise that this is Sexy StaceyÂ’s birthday 🥳 celebration 🎊 week which means that our trip next year may need some tweaking.

We have got the general flesh on the bones which is arriving in British North America 🇨🇦 😃early January for a month or so there and then spend a few months driving through the 🇺🇸 generally sticking to the 13 colonies to see how yaÂ’all are getting on with this bloody independence nonsense (I reckon it will go tits up very quickly) 😂 annnnnnnnnnnnnd intending to spend a week or so in LV initially planned for sometime in early November and then over to Oz 🇦🇺 to travel and watch all 5 ashes 🏏 test matches (I will let the Donk 🙄 from NZ explain but think 🤔 baseball ⚾️ with more fielders and ways to get out) 😁which was the only fixed part of our itinerary until I found out hottie 🥰 StaceyÂ’s birthday.

I figured that I could book the special table overlooking the Bellagio fountains ⛲️ that Mr 🥔 head took her that once, you remember the vid Folks (unfortunately one of the hundreds shut down by YT for Chrissy being a scammer so lost for future generations)

The difference being is I will have to pay for it rather than being given it free for being a VIP high roller (sorry a comp for spunking all your money 💵 in the casino) but sheÂ’s worth it.

After Oz sometime in NZ where I hope 🤞 to share a bottle or two of Cloudy Bay and a plate of witchitty grubs with the Donk 🙄 In Wellington harbour, followed by a couple of months in the far east and Japan (they drive on the correct side of the road) sightseeing and diving🤿 probably arriving back in Blighty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 around April 26.

Any suggestions of things for us to do in 🇨🇦🇺🇸 more than welcome 👍🏻

PS Chrissy, this is what world travel is, going to the next state in 🇺🇸 because you have been run out of dodge just wonÂ’t do IÂ’m afraid.

☝️ thing that I am a bit pissed off with Folks is my regret in not coming across Chrissy a long time ago, not just because I want to spaff 💦 all over StaceyÂ’s mammaries but I could have convinced Mrs Horney that we both quit our J.O.B.S and sign ✍️ up with the Rev Chrissy Jones, just think 🤔 where we could have been now?

Instead of both finishing at 54 annnnnnnnnd going on a world tour with a £400k budget, a house long bought and paid for 3 kids all through University (college) , total waste of time as I am now aware, one of whom is a child behaviour whatever she is so I could fly her out and spend some time with non verbal Bubs, where could I be if I had followed Chrissys advice?

Answers below 👇