Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Mrhorney]

Morning Folks

After doing some random YouTubing for some reason the algorithm suggested
“The Seven Things Poor People waste their 💰 on” by none other than Warren Buffett himself.

Although i have zero interest in such things I wondered if it could be in any way applied to the topic of this thread 🪡 so I will put the list down and see what you think 🧐

1-Gambling 😂 , no comment ☑️
2-Buying a house 🤓
3-Unused gym membership 😂😆😂 ☑️ we can all see that Porky 🐷 Mitchell’s 30 day gym challenge fell at the first.
4-Luxury brands, certainly no chance of that ever happening despite the latest 3000 bucks on a repulsive 🤮 shirt that he probably got from Pawn Stars anyways.
5-Buying a new car (I am assuming that your father in law leasing vehicles 🚗 for you doesn’t count)
6-Watching TV/playing video games , never seen any of that but the fuckpig is too tight to buy any of that gear for his family.
7-Extravagant holidays (vacation), although I’m sure we recall that in the past Kyle has told everyone he’s traveled all over the world aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he did once say he was going to Macau 🇲🇴 to gamble during the height of a global pandemic 😷 but conversation didn’t beat documentation on these occasions.

So unfortunately Folks based on The Buffs checklist I’m afraid to inform you all that Chrissy Bollocks actually isn’t actually P.O.O.R 😞 but no account is taken on the Satan 👿 rebukes so perhaps 🤔 that helps oompa lumpa Chrissy?

However……based upon the list I am P.O.O.R even though I am very far from it (I tick every box apart from the gym because unlike Fatty Mitchybabes I actually use my gym) and am retiring from my J.O.B aged 54 at the end of this month and planning a round the world trip with Mrs Horney (also retired early)that will take the whole of next year (more on that later as I need some tips and advice from you American 🇺🇸 persons)

So there you have it Folks , the thread can be closed because Chrissy isn’t P.O.O.R after all.

[TheRivers]

While Warren Buffett does say that buying a house is something not suggested he does qualify it as it not being a good idea while you are initially trying to build up some wealth. He suggests renting at the beginning. But there’s a big difference between renting a place for several years and changing rentals 4 times during a period 24 months including all the furniture in the rentals. Plus…Chrissy has supposedly already built up his wealth and now has steady income of over 100K per month. Surely renting no longer makes sense for him. But then again…neither does going to the casinos every single day of his life since he can just win money on demand any time he decides to go.

[TheRivers]

Wow is he doing all he can to make people think he is still in Chicago. Photos posted today are from May 29th. He doesn’t actually say he’s at the game. Just says “Cubs are going to win today.” But the implication is that he’s at the game. I’m sure the dolts will believe him and that he just zips back and forth between Vegas and Chicago all the time.

[PositiveVariance]

Has he been at $399 for awhile?

He must be hard up.

20 members at $400 is "only" $8,000.
Not that $8k is bad, but he is selling absolute trash that is worth ZERO (Actually less than zero since his strategies are -EV bullshit).

Also, I'm just throwing 20 out there, as I'm not sure how many paying members he currently has. I just know in the past when he was hurting for money he would drop the price.

[zealanddonk]

Wow is he doing all he can to make people think he is still in Chicago. Photos posted today are from May 29th. He doesn’t actually say he’s at the game. Just says “Cubs are going to win today.” But the implication is that he’s at the game. I’m sure the dolts will believe him and that he just zips back and forth between Vegas and Chicago all the time.

Imagine being a videograpehr for Chrissy and having to take daily 4 hour each way flights to keep this grift alive.

[1dollarboxcar]

Summerlin, Nev.

1. 2 story or bi-level complex

2. it's either Stonebridge Park or Paseos Park ... Sumerlin


from the reverse image and pictures in the articles

notice the over head hanging thingys on top of the pillars in the background in pic 1 with this article ( scroll down some ) https://www.americantrails.org/resou...s-vegas-nevada

other articles with hit on the reverse image search, the second pic is from his new video too....

https://businesspress.vegas/real-est...enities-29796/

https://www.reviewjournal.com/homes/...-park-1893774/

[zealanddonk]

New video today
"I went running for the first time in 5 years"
Subscribers 1.13k at time of viewing [those numbers sure are climbing, I expect a dip after today's nonsense].

Spoiler: This shit is gold* so give it a watch
*for all the wrong reasons.

7m 44s lets see if any of it includes running given his notorious non-gambling gambling videos.

20s Chrissy is huffing and puffing and claims to be very out of shape
Odd given how often he claims to go to the gym, and given he's sworn off sugar and blah blah blah

1m05 Chrissy starts some rambling nonsense that he almost missed out on placing a sports bet and blah blah left the gym, said he wouldnt come back
2m20 blah blah claims all the running he did and shows off 2 bottles of water states he doesnt now how long he has been here for. maybe he needs a LOLex to help him

2m40 he now states he got here 30 minutes ago: so simple math and estimates are not possible for our genius.

3m claims he woke up grumpy but feels so much better now
I thought he lived an alcohol free stress free life with plenty of sleep and life was great
Guess constantly lying about Chicago is weighing him down.

3m05 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Chrissy claims hes going to committ to running for 30 days and see the difference
We need a list of all the challenges he's started and quit after a week.


3m19s Chrissy claims he weighed himself at the gym, he's 202lbs and he is 5 Feet 6 and a half inches
Yeah, he's a midget, and yeah I'm sure that half an inch is very important to him.

3m30 claims its muscle, body fat and excess water weight
Is he drinking 30 litres a day or something???????

3m44 Now he's blaming the goat life 5 star resturant too many cocktails too many desserts for this
No, hes a fat lazy idiot who quits just about everything he starts
start the timer on "God told me its better to be fat than fit, hurr hurr" video coming soon

4m he claims hes in the worst shape of his life
Yet he tells us he goes to the gym and has shown half arsed exercise videos.

4m45 He has been out in the hot vegas sun too much: hes got his blue chicago hoodie on, but shows his yellow shirt underneath and his red shorts
AKA Charlie Brown cosplay.

5m15 Chrisys rambles about feeling grateful for some reason.

6m02 Chrissy repeats this is day 1 and hes gonna keep up with this [sure sure]

6m15 he paraphrases Forrest Gump and claims after 30 days of running, he might run forever (sure sure)

7m20 he suggests everyone goes for a run, or just walk 2x,3x,4x faster than they normally do

7m40 Hilariously the youtube translate changes "running" to "Ronnie" when Chrissy says "I lvoe running".

Anyways this is top quality nonsense packed full of his usual "Day 1 of a challenge" vigour that we have come to expect from a serial quitter who will probably show 3 running videos (without running, he could have been jerking off to have gotten that huffed and puffed and feeling good for all we know) and then will tell us that running is bad for the knees or something similiar.

I fully expect a LAs Vegas headline "Midget cosplaying as smurf found dead from heart attack in local park" soon

[zealanddonk]

Bonus thoughts:
If you do download Chrissy's videos, definitely grab todfay's nonsense.
It has a number of contradictions in it to trick the haters if nothing else.

Also: In yesterday's video and a common theme of getting chums to sign up Chrissy keeps wanking on about "your reason why".
As today's video showed, Chrissy doesnt care about exercise enough to live long enough to be a good father to NVB.
Rather, Chrissy would rather drink cocktails and eat desserts and chance it.

[zealanddonk]

Final post for now:
New FB post from Chrissy about an hour ago where Chrissy plays "4 truths and a lie" whining about how he has haters who hate him.
He claims when he was driving for uber he didnt have haters, waaaaaa.

Hopefully someone can screenshot and post it for the LoLs.

He seems to forget he had a business for quite a few years, did he have haters then as well?

[TheRivers]

Wonder if he ever considered that the reason he’s all sweaty and out of breath might be (in addition to not meeting his previous goal of getting into shape in 30 days) that he’s wearing a heavy sweatshirt to go running when it’s about 80 degrees out in Vegas.

[Forum Wars]

Summerlin, Nev.

1. 2 story or bi-level complex

2. it's either Stonebridge Park or Paseos Park ... Sumerlin


from the reverse image and pictures in the articles

notice the over head hanging thingys on top of the pillars in the background in pic 1 with this article ( scroll down some ) https://www.americantrails.org/resou...s-vegas-nevada

other articles with hit on the reverse image search, the second pic is from his new video too....

https://businesspress.vegas/real-est...enities-29796/

https://www.reviewjournal.com/homes/...-park-1893774/

WHAT A FAT DUMB LAZY BASTARD:

Sagemont Park, Chicago



Sagemont Park, Chicago, IL (no affiliation with Sagemont Park, Summerlin, NV)



Red Rock Casino, literally walking (not running) distance from Sagemont Park, Chicago, IL, USA.



I think fatty was walking out of the casino after gambling and stuffing his face and thought "let's make ANOTHER trick video, this time about running, for the flock".

[Tariq Reed]

Bonus thoughts:
If you do download Chrissy's videos, definitely grab todfay's nonsense.
It has a number of contradictions in it to trick the haters if nothing else.

Christopher Mitchell tells us that he was on the elliptical machine at the gym when he realized that the baseball game was starting in 20 minutes!

Somehow he managed to leave the gym, get in his car, fight his way through Chicago traffic and make it to the casino in time to place his bet, all in under 20 minutes!!.

Either CM is a superhero like The Flash or he's in Las Vegas and he only needed 2 minutes. (yes, I know he's in Las Vegas)

[1dollarboxcar]

if you want to schedule a 20 min. phone call with Zach Jones.... and ask him about real estate or something else....

https://calendly.com/zacheryjones41

[1dollarboxcar]

@ForumWars.... excellent work !! so yeah looks right here is where he made the video.... i'm gonna leave this part to you experts at this thing... i'm just the

" videographer " .... and make videos on YT.... lol .... i should have a new one ready to go for tomorrow....

[Forum Wars]

@1dollarboxcar: your pic above with the townhomes in the background made me realize this is basically in Chrissy's old neighborhood. Kraft Mountain Ave. is where he lived in Las Vegas last time...NICE!

[Dan Druff]

I wonder if it's possible he got the old place back?

Maybe he talked the owner into giving him another shot there.

I believe the owner of the condo was one of his chums at some point.

[Forum Wars]

I wonder if it's possible he got the old place back?

Maybe he talked the owner into giving him another shot there.

I believe the owner of the condo was one of his chums at some point.

BEYOND LOL:

(This might be from when they re-signed the lease for year 2).

Anyway, that's hilaious that good ol' Daddy Foster was on the lease of their rental of the Lexus AND their home...Daniel and Tara own the townhouse:

[Kyle Prescott]

Is the lil lying midget 5ft2.5" Chrissy stealing money from Ol' Daddy Foster!? That's gotta be where all his money is coming from

who tf in there right mind would be paying the gay lil squirter for his Sports picks, gambling advice or life coaching

This comment on today's running video is kinda funny, Chrissy has admitted before he's the guy at dinner who orders 2 or 3 deserts before he even orders a drink or anything else

[zealanddonk]

I wonder if it's possible he got the old place back?

Maybe he talked the owner into giving him another shot there.

I believe the owner of the condo was one of his chums at some point.

BEYOND LOL:

(This might be from when they re-signed the lease for year 2).

Anyway, that's hilaious that good ol' Daddy Foster was on the lease of their rental of the Lexus AND their home...Daniel and Tara own the townhouse:

Is the "new" place 2 storeys as Chrissy alluded to in a recent video?

[TheRivers]

Here’s a funny (and also not so funny) thought. I don’t think he somehow managed to get back into the same exact unit that he lived in two years ago. However…it certainly could be possible that he’s renting a different unit in that same group of condos? How ironic would it be if he somehow rented one of those new units that was being built while he lived there…the same ones that those construction workers were building when Chrissy decided to film them and tell the world how poor they are and why gambling is better?