Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Kyle Prescott]

Fuck Christopher Mitchell, him winning we should expect some hilarious entertainment until he's dead broke again, it's funny how he brags everyday he's a Millionaire yet all we see is the same $12,000 or when Daddy Foster reloads the midget loser he's flashing $50,000 again along with his play money cash counter lol

we all know if Chrissy had a Million he would be showing us $1milly in cash (just like Mikki methead does show us the same old pics of him holding $1milly from years ago lol)

Colt Dolt reject will let this win get to his stupid ignorant bald head & donk it all off by next weekend 100% guaranteed

[Phantom Limb]

His level of insufferable cuntiness today only underlines just how badly he loses on most other days.

[BedWetterBettor]

His level of insufferable cuntiness today only underlines just how badly he loses on most other days.

I think this is just the appetizer for an unhinged video later! But you may be right that the fact he waited so long means the “win” was a Paric victory and he’s still down a lot more the last 3 months and Stacy probably left for good this time or she’s finding a new rental for 6 months!





As usual, little Kyle completely misses the point of a great movie like Coming to America! All he could think of Eddie Murphy‘a shit stained ass!



This was the last time Chrissy had someone wipe his ass, but it was only after he squirted on Camera for $200. #SquirtLifeBaby

[Tariq Reed]

His level of insufferable cuntiness today only underlines just how badly he loses on most other days.

I think this is just the appetizer for an unhinged video later! But you may be right that the fact he waited so long means the “win” was a Paric victory and he’s still down a lot more the last 3 months and Stacy probably left for good this time or she’s finding a new rental for 6 months!

Yes, Christopher Mitchell is pleased that all 4 of his bets won, but for anyone paying attention these wins are ultimately meaningless because CM himself admits that he has no special sports betting ability...

From his video yesterday:
"Now obviously I can't predict the future. I have no idea if my 4 bets today are gonna win or lose."


That's the same as when he told us recently that he has no idea what cards will be dealt in baccarat nor where the ball will land in roulette. It's all a complete guessing game. Maybe that's why they call it gambling?

Anyway, betting 3 favorites (on the moneyline and not the spread) and 1 slight underdog and winning all 4 bets is not indicative of incredible sports betting skill.

Definitely not a level of knowledge or skill that's worth paying $399/month (or anything) for.

[Phantom Limb]

Unhinged video dropped. I'll leave the recap to ZD but he more than earns the name Cuntstopher in this one.

If I were one of the remaining chums, I'd be pissed he's giving out free picks while the ones in the circle jerk have cost me a fortune.

[zealanddonk]

Unhinged video dropped. I'll leave the recap to ZD but he more than earns the name Cuntstopher in this one.

If I were one of the remaining chums, I'd be pissed he's giving out free picks while the ones in the circle jerk have cost me a fortune.

Thanks I'll post it shortly.

OF note, I'll be checking to see if he includes his rates of pay for cleaning his arse now that he's rich.
Given Stacey used to do it for free for NVB, this could be the straw that breaks her back.

[zealanddonk]

And today's video:

"Sports betting Chrissy makes $14650 betting on MLB in one day"*
298 subscribers at time of viewing

7m50s of nonsense.

Chrissy wearing a red cap, white-ish tshirt, outside.
*Given Chrissy claims to win $5k to $25k a day, and given he needs $33k a day for his million dollars in 90 days challenge, this doesnt seem video-worthy yet here we are.

And first 40 seconds are him rambling about his social media, and claims he is the only goat (but forgets to tell us what in)

57s Chrissy warns against fraudsters

1m12s Refers to his elite chums as his clients and states he gave them 4 picks which all won.

1m55s and Chrissy starts with the complete lies and fantasies "hurr hurr someone typed sports betting into youtube, thought I sounded like I knew what I was talking about and copied my four bets and won hurr hurr
Except, there was no discussion, analysis or rationalisations for why Chrissy picked those 4 bets. we know 3 were favourites and he sure loves favourites.

Paul the octopus has a better FIFA world cup track record than Chrissy.

2m06s Hurr hurr if you dont believe this bullshit, check the comments section of yesterday's video wheer anyone can post any nnsense they like, except I'll usually delete it hurr hurr

2m20 Claims he has the documentation for yesterday.
How about some more of that documentation Chrissy?

Chrissy rambles on about sitting at home making money.
He seems to forget he had to drive to the casino to place those bets and will have to drive back to collect them.
He also forgets to document his family props.

3m15s ramble ramble goatlife baby, goat blah blah blah

Paul the octopus has a better FIFA world cup track record than Chrissy.

3m45s chrissy uses the phrase mitchell generation again: previously it just meant fuck andrew for being a broke loser, now it means fuck everyone in his broken family tree that was broke

4m25s rambles on about paying $399 to join his sports betting club, and that if you copied his bets exactly you would have won almost $15k.
Except who has a spare $20k lying around to randomly trust that idiot with, after his last free tip lost.

4m50s Chrissy being the math expert he is, tells us that $14650 is enough to cover his chums club membership for 1 whole year [does he mean the bargin bin $399/month, the $999/month or some other shady deal he has going?]

4m54s "he says the line" -- he says let that sink in
Wrong math and his club has almost no value needs to sink in?

5m30s starts rambling about the all star break.
5m50s and now he goes to idiot town [where he is the mayor]: rambles he tested different strategies in the first half of the season, and he has different strategies for different sports and that the second half of the MLB season will be the most lucrative time of his entire life, will make more money betting on the second half of the season than he's ever made before in his entire life

Do you think we'll get any documentation of this?
Also: Paul the octopus has a better FIFA track record than Chrissy

6m25s ol lizard lips claims he had 3 different strategies for the first half of MLB AND he made money on all of them [of course, why not]
Claims he ahs data freom every single baseball team in the entire major leagues

all the stats on the pitchers, all the wins all the losses all the winning streaks, all the losing streaks

7m10s Chrissy goes back to the well of "You could be the biggest idiot in the world, you dont need to know anything about baseball"
No no Chrissy, we wouldnt want to compete with you for your title there, champ.

7m40s Rambles about staying home and using the website that he trusts
Chrissy still shilling for BetOnline and assumedly getting affliate money

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Checking the comments on yesterday's youtube video there is nothing close to Chrissy's claim that someone followed his picks and won big.

There is nothing of note in this video, other than a made up story, and an implication he is getting money from Betonline still.

[zealanddonk]

Also of note, in the approximate 14 days that Chrissy has had this youtube channel, he has a combined total of 35 videos:
20 actual videos and 15 shorts.



"Let that sink in, hurr hurr!"

[TheRivers]

“The first in Mitchell family history to be a multi millionaire.” Well that ought to make Andrew feel awesome.

[BedWetterBettor]

“The first in Mitchell family history to be a multi millionaire.” Well that ought to make Andrew feel awesome.

Rep fail, soooooo -

The first multi millionaire in History with Two Repossessed Hyundais, a broken lease and likely penalty fees on a co-signed Lexus, and a Big old interest Loan on a Chevy Tahoe! All while paying rent for the rest of his life and never owning a home!

What a life Folks! Pay a midget $399 a month to dance without his pants and run from debt collectors, Colt Life Baby!

[zealanddonk]

Good news, new FB post from Chrissy bragging about free food from the casino.
Remember when Chrissy moaned that "Free was bad", yes, we all remember.

Looks like he got just enough for himself and the family props are at home (well, someone's home).

[Mrhorney]

There’s an octopus 🐙 called Paul who predicts ⚽️ world 🌎 cup results who is more reliable than Potato 🥔 head Chrissy 😂

Shout out to the Donk 🙄 from New Zealand 🇳🇿😃

Although i reckon they are sharing a concrete grave with Jimmy Hoffa until confirmed I will still do shoutouts to Skanky Stacy and non verbal bubs

[Tariq Reed]

Folks! Do you make $5,347,000 per year at your Hebrew slave 9to5 job?

Well, neither does Christopher Mitchell which is why he's selling sports picks for $399/month.

[BedWetterBettor]

Good news, new FB post from Chrissy bragging about free food from the casino.
Remember when Chrissy moaned that "Free was bad", yes, we all remember.

Looks like he got just enough for himself and the family props are at home (well, someone's home).

So no updates from Masturbator Mitchell in 2 days since his “big win”. And since we all know documentation beats Masturbation with the Bloat, no wins in 2 days means a loss yesterday and a loss in the making today!

It’s documented folks!



Annnnnnnnnd we are now officially 4 months without a Masturbator Mind Meeting, 6 months without a paid advetorial, & 3 months since Chrissy sold the Lexus for pocket money!

[Kyle Prescott]

new YouTube 30min video, skip to 20mins things start going off the rails! MUST WATCH!!!

(some1 def needs to download this video for the vault) & at 25mins the Gaytard gets in your face lol

As usual blah blah blah lots of lies & started with just $500 in a separate bank account only for gambling/bankroll over 3yrs ago & its only at $500,000 (no1 does this only Chrissy that's why he's a multi millionaire at gambling) LOL

[Kyle Prescott]

After seeing Chrissy uplclose in that video he's definitely using downers again, 100% on some sort of opiate/pain killer just look at his eyes & pupils

As usual lizard tongue Christopher cant stop with the lies & fairy tales

[BedWetterBettor]

Lol, the Colt Dolt rambles on and on about nonsense in this bore fest. He tells more lies about doing what ever it takes and goes on a rant against his daddy! No not Bob Hesley, his actual daddy Pauly Mitchell and how he denied buying Chrissy an easy bake oven and told him to get a job. Chrissy took this quite literally and got a Hand Job from a tranny in Chicago!



Then he tells us the story of an Elite chum who recently quit the Circle Jerk. I’m guessing it’s Sam “Shit for Brains” Martinez as he described him as “loving” and said he joined two years ago. Anyway, the lying fairy tale tells of how Sammy boy turned $100 into $25,000 by simply following the 3% coloring book and filling in the piggy bank pages every day! Simple Sam of course, ignored the chapter about never spending the money you win at gambling, which begs the question why even make money gambling if you’re not suppose to use it for practical things? Wouldn’t gambling with it be a worse idea? And as a certain trip in Biloxi proved 3 years ago you very well Can lose everything in one night?



So Chrissy lambasts Sam for using the 25K to pay off bills and make his life easier claiming he could have easily turned that 25k into $1 million or more. Funny that we’ve never heard this story from Sam or whoever the former Elite Masturbator is? Almost as if this story is a complete Lie up there with the Weeping Widow in Bellagio and the January Contest winner who still wishes to remain anonymous?

The rambling about Golden goose shit and doing whatever it takes continues and Chrissy claims he turned $500 into 500k like Kyle P. said above . But of course there is no way he could prove this like say logging into a bank transaction history and showing each deposit? I mean he swears he never withdrew any funds from his Golden goose account, so this should be a simple statement history video, but no, nothing from the Queen of Small Sample Size!



Won’t ruin all of ZD’s fun as this will be a good one for him to point out all the lies and contradictions! This does reek of back to back losing days and drawing attention away from it since his One winning day! So the bloat lost his bets yesterday and the day before, Lost his last two elite chums including Sam or Hoa Le!

He also says he can go to sleep and wake up whenever he wants, yet here he is recording a video in the dead of night in his empty , silent rented condo without his wife and kid being seen for two weeks now! The fact he uploaded it at 4AM Chicago time would verify that he isn’t able to sleep and something is troubling the little dullard!

[Phantom Limb]

Watching the latest video and delighted by the idiocy on display. I have missed the plagiarized self-help stuff ("FOCUS is an acronym" blah blah blah) and the blatant contradictions ("I never ever made excuses").

ZD is the King of Recaps and I anxiously await his take on this turd.

I'd say Cuntstopher is the dumbest human alive but that designation should be reserved for anyone paying this (tiny) ding dong.

I got away from listening to the VIP sports podcast (which I enjoyed for the same reason I enjoy our favorite retard) but has Steve Stevens wrecked Chrissy yet for his claims of being the "number one sports consultant"? Anybody know?

Scammer vs scammer is more glorious than an old school WWE cage match.

[BedWetterBettor]

Bringin back the classics as Mumbles shat himself trying to put out a video this week!





What's with Chrissy and changing the number of tips every time? First it was 5 rules, then 6 rules, then 3 Secrets, now it's 8 tips? Almost as if he thinks of a new lie and makes a video about it? I like how in the most recent rant, he says "The light bulb just went off and I remembered story... hurr hurr" Sure Kyle, just like Einstein invented the light bulb up your butt hole when you spread your cheeks for Bryan Ockert at Chaos men... eh Squirt?

[zealanddonk]

Almost 12 hours ago Chrissy posted the youtube link on FB and it has 1 like.

Good odds thats his own like as well.


I'll review the video a bit later as it is sunday morning and I need to get to church (lols, remember when Chrissy used to say and do that).