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    From his reel: "I'm the same no matter where I'm at. At my house, at the gym, or right here in Las Vegas at the World Famous Bellagio, baby."

    Yes, you do seem to be the same lying, attention whoring, innumerate, grammatically-challenged, closeted homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with that other than how desperately you try to hide it as it interferes with your fake "I'm a Christian" angle), scam "artist" (if he were good at it, he might be dangerous) everywhere you go.

    I do hope he wins his bet tonight as I'm rooting for Vegas but I hope the Martingale bites his ass so hard at the tables that we get many new ranting posts.

    This guy has, as Dave Ramsay would say, a "PhD in D.U.M.B". LOL

     
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      TheRivers: I love how he makes it sound like he decided to just leave his room and go gamble in a robe. He was coming back from being at the pool.

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    New reel outside T-mobile arena.

    Sporting a red (not gonna stand out IF he has a ticket and I'd be surprised if he got one on the glass) sweatsuit.

    The "Goat Life" thing isn't gonna catch on (I think we're his primary engagement at this point) and just makes him sound even dumber than usual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantom Limb View Post
    New reel outside T-mobile arena.

    Sporting a red (not gonna stand out IF he has a ticket and I'd be surprised if he got one on the glass) sweatsuit.

    The "Goat Life" thing isn't gonna catch on (I think we're his primary engagement at this point) and just makes him sound even dumber than usual.

    In his reel, he says that there are 7 1/2 Billion people on the planet but only 20,000 of them will be inside T-Mobile watching the Stanley Cup tonight live in person.

    He forgot to mention that his lovely wife Stacy and his son MNVB (mostly non verbal bubs) will (most likely) be among those 7 1/2 Billion not watching live in person since there is no evidence yet that they are at the game.

    Also, there are 7 1/2 Billion people on the planet but as revealed earlier by BWB, there are only around 15,000 men in the world ranked by cocksuckersguide(dot)com and Christopher Mitchell also made it into that select group, cementing his status as truly a high achiever.

     
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      TheRivers: And out of the 7 1/2 billion people maybe only a few

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantom Limb View Post
    New reel outside T-mobile arena.

    Sporting a red (not gonna stand out IF he has a ticket and I'd be surprised if he got one on the glass) sweatsuit.

    The "Goat Life" thing isn't gonna catch on (I think we're his primary engagement at this point) and just makes him sound even dumber than usual.
    Iím at Aria playing a small tournament. Hope I see him around later. Promise Iíll try to film him degening if I can.

     
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      Tariq Reed: Good luck at your tournament! Also hope you have good luck running across CM tonight. Maybe he'll livestream after the game and help pinpoint his location.
      
      BedWetterBettor: His room is at Bellagio, so best chance is to start patrolling around there!

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    And out of 7 1/2 billion people maybe only about a half million of them might have even had a thought of even trying to go to the game tonight. And the rest likely could care less.

    And BTW…who is that other guy in those photos that is much taller than Chrissy (but then again most people in the world are taller than Chrissy).

    BWB: Thought that was Schulkins. Wasn’t sure though. Wonder if he bought Chrissy the ticket. Definitely not sitting on the glass this time.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: That Tall Guy is (former?) Apex Scam Chum Mike Schulkins. Owner of an insurance company and promoter for Tuna Skin(Kooch)...
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    If Christopher Mitchell's comes around the WSOP he's getting sparked knocked out cold while me or someone films it for the internet, fuck it I might head down to T mobile arena to find him or head to Bellagio

    I wanna knock the gay midget out and see if he tries to get me charged with a hate crime

     
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      PROUDBOY MAGA 2024: Get em little Kyle!

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    BWB: Thought that was Schulkins. Wasnít sure though. Wonder if he bought Chrissy the ticket. Definitely not sitting on the glass this time.
    Yea, Iím confused on his involvement on this one too? Heís not from Vegas or anywhere within driving distance, yet he always follows Chrissy around like a lap dog when theyíre both in Sin City!

    So itís entirely plausible he bought the tickets or invited Chrissy to meet up there. Guess itís still better than hanging out with Bird Brain, hereís his latest cry for attention from ChrissyÖ lol

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    Guess old Bird Boy doesnít abide by his midget mentorís rule of ďDonít Be Greedy!Ē

     
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      Tariq Reed: Mike Schulkins live in Fort Lauderdale, near Miami. He's supporting the Panthers. That's the only reason he's in Vegas. I doubt CM wants him as a witness to any gambling that he's planning to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle Prescott View Post
    If Christopher Mitchell's comes around the WSOP he's getting sparked knocked out cold while me or someone films it for the internet, fuck it I might head down to T mobile arena to find him or head to Bellagio

    I wanna knock the gay midget out and see if he tries to get me charged with a hate crime
    Hope you get a chance to clean his clock, little Kyle! That maggot midget deserves an old fashioned pulverization!

     
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      BedWetterBettor: Curious if he’s even allowed to play at Bellagio after Mumbler claimed he spoke to Bellagio security about his activities?

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    Annnnnd another Staged Shopping spree by the Colt Dolt…

    This time he went to the place all Millionaires go… Target!

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    Why hasn’t Mr. Generosity posted those $150 tip receipts in over 6 months? Why hasn’t he paid for someone’s meal at a drive thru or restaurant? Better yet, why hasn’t he honored his Chum’s Club agreement and hosted one of those “Free Monthly Mastermind for Masturbators” events in 2 months???

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    So instead of ya know being normal and ordering the item off Amazon and having it delivered to your hotel or home, he does this elaborate ruse to look like the world’s greatest dad and can’t help but take a shot at the legendary Goat Paul Mitchell! At least Paul would treat his kids equally and even buy gifts for all, but then again he wasn’t a lying, gay porn Masturbating, dead broke, Minute Man, douche bag like his midget son!

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    Wonder how little Pauly would feel seeing his son little Kyle make it on CocksuckersGuide(dot)com???

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    Chrissy was doing a “different” kind of Train Run that day!

     
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      TheRivers: Apparently Bubs now has 10 train sets. If only he had he had his own room at home to keep them in.
      
      Miss Fussy: What are the chances he'll return the toy to Target before they leave Las Vegas?

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    I guess Chrissy didn’t want to simply go right next door to the forum shops or just down the street to the Grand Canal shops or the Fashion Show Mall to get a toy? He had to go to TARET!! This is beyond funny.

    And I’m sure the excuse will be “those places don’t open till 10. He had to have the toy by 9am or he’d throw a tantrum.”

    Guess it wasn’t a good night in the high limit room (I mean…he said he gambled till 3am…hockey game ended at 8pm).

     
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      Miss Fussy: This, and the fact he thinks that buying his son a toy so he would stop bugging me somehow makes him the best father in the world
      
      BedWetterBettor: Nah, he couldn’t show off his “party bus” aka regular size comped limo there. So he staged a trip to the store all Millionaires go for their shopping needs… Target! Lol!

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    Correct me if I’m wrong, but an actual Party Bus has standing room and benched or row seats?

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    But of course dumb shit Mitchell calls something wrong to deceive his naive chums into thinking he paid more for something cheap, like a regular size limo!

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    As we all remember, This was the last party bus Chrissy ever rented and ironically it was ULD’s first video appearance in over a year at that point! Guess Reece wasn’t invited to the spa or treated to a gift from the fake millionaire?

    Or was she too traumatized by seeing Brandon shake his midget body for the trolls and hobgoblins from that last time?

    Hope old BDubs didn’t violate his parole with that Display in front of kids and women?

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    Grampa Paul would sure be proud!

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    Hobbit Chrissy lookin like Gollum with an oversized Head! Hahahaha!

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    Another hole in the Chrissy Toy Story (see what I did there?):

    Forgetting for the time being that…

    - it’s highly unlikely that Bubs woke up and demanded that he be bought a new toy

    - Chrissy could have waited about an hour and gotten something at the MANY shops attached to casinos without having to go off the Strip and find a Target

    - Guys printing money on demand and bringing in over 100K per month don’t shop at target.

    …..let’s just forget all three of these for a bit. How about this one….

    If Chrissy us such a big high roller who buys in all the time and actually gambles with 25K in single sessions…why the hell couldn’t he have just called his host and asked for a toy for his kid?? What casino is not going to go get a $50 or even a $200 toy for a kid whose father is gambling big in their property?? I mean…they’re already comping him his suites? Aren’t they? LOL

    Let’s think about that one for a moment shall we….

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRivers View Post
    Another hole in the Chrissy Toy Story (see what I did there?):

    Forgetting for the time being that…

    - it’s highly unlikely that Bubs woke up and demanded that he be bought a new toy

    - Chrissy could have waited about an hour and gotten something at the MANY shops attached to casinos without having to go off the Strip and find a Target

    - Guys printing money on demand and bringing in over 100K per month don’t shop at target.

    …..let’s just forget all three of these for a bit. How about this one….

    If Chrissy us such a big high roller who buys in all the time and actually gambles with 25K in single sessions…why the hell couldn’t he have just called his host and asked for a toy for his kid?? What casino is not going to go get a $50 or even a $200 toy for a kid whose father is gambling big in their property?? I mean…they’re already comping him his suites? Aren’t they? LOL

    Let’s think about that one for a moment shall we….

    another hole in the story... and the most obvious one is.... Krissy said that baby goat woke up and said " daddy i want a toy and i want to go in the limo ".....

    complete fucking LIE cause everyone knows that sadly lil Bubs can't string a sentence together and only has the vocabulary of a 2 year old and nowhere near what a 4 year old should be speaking and putting together coherent sentences ..... IT"S TRULY VERY SAD ....!!!!

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    Target needs as much LGBT+ support as they can get.
    That and Chrissy took the "party bus".
    He should be applauded for his journey towards coming out during Pride month.



    Also it shows us that Chrissy is easily manipulated by a 4 year old, the APEX and others must have rubbed their hands with glee when that rube showed up.

     
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    You’re all wrong folks, here’s the God’s honest truth folks, swear to God!

    Chrissy was having an early morning phone session with Schulkins and said he was going to buy HIM a Sex toy! Stacy overhead the conversation and confronted Chrissy about it.

    Chrissy being caught with his pants down again said “Hurr hurr No Stace, I swear on the Bible I wasn’t buying Chewy dildos for Another guy. What I said was ‘I was buying a Choo Choo for Bubs…yea, in fact I’m taking him right Now to get it!”

    Stacy not convinced, told little Kyle to prove it and thus he had No Choice but to make today’s laughable video! See how simple that is folks???!? He of course planned all this 6 months ago, like he did about promising Free Monthly Masterbator Mind Events and going back on that in less than 3 months!

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    Also looks like Hoa Le won’t be coming to Vegas to meet up with the Bloat, he’s too busy trying to look like a bootleg, Asian version of the Mitchell’s’s’s!

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    Seems like NVB’s having some difficulty with his piece of fruit, no wonder he demanded a new toy train at 8:30 AM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Annnnnd another Staged Shopping spree by the Colt Dolt…

    This time he went to the place all Millionaires go… Target!

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    Uh, massages at Bellagio start at $180. No fucking way he let Stacy get one. When I used to go to Vegas with my ex, it was understood that she had free rein at the spa as long as she didn’t bitch about my poker playing.

     
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    Is it odd that itís 98 degrees in Vegas and dipshit is running around in sweat shorts and hooded sweatshirt? I get heís going to an arena full of ice, but my god!!! Everything he does, without even trying, just pisses me off.

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      TheRivers: Not to mention he’s been wearing either same Nike sweatshirt of the same Chicago Cubs jersey nearly every day for the past couple of weeks.
      
      BedWetterBettor: He’s too cheap to buy a Vegas Knights jersey, so he wears his cheap red hoodie that says Las Vegas to look like a local fan, how sad.

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