Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[Forum Wars]

With the catch by BWB above that Chrissy was in Chicago for the "Tiny Mastermind", I wanted to reveal why I made this post a few posts back:







Well, do recall how we were nicely treated to a Motel 6 video from some random day of the pre-recorded challenge series. I think it was day 6. Well, I noticed this (see the parts circled it RED) in that video






So then, as this was released on Saturday, a day after, I thought, hmmmm...that is some cold and rainy weather for Las Vegas!

After some trouble, I ***WAS*** able to get a map of the United States' precipitation for approx. 8:40pm on Friday (the map is for 7pm ET, close enough).

NOTICE SOMETHING? There is almost NO WHERE it is raining that has casinos around it EXCEPT Chicago, IL! Hell, it's not even raining in anywhere near Las Vegas.






So, that's it. Another case solved by the detectives from PFA. Chrissy travelled THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of miles to make TWO THOUSAND dollars. And stayed at a Motel 6 instead of the joint he is still apparently (believed by NOBODY but him at this point) is paying $10,000 a month for. Well done, big boy!

It just keeps getting more and more obscene with Chrissy. What a fun hobby.

[TheRivers]

And…further confirmation…here’s where he was staying. No it’s not Motel 6 but a Courtyard by Marriott…where that one bedroom suite goes for $180 per night. Goat Life Baby!!



@Tariq, I don’t think the apartment was Re-rented. But it might be sitting empty after he returned all of his rent a center furniture. Highly doubt that any of what he had in there got moved to Vegas.

[zealanddonk]

Well well, Chrissy has hit 7.08k subscribers at time of viewing (9/11/2023 NZT)

Despite having previously called slot machine players greedy idiots with jackpot mentalities, Chrissy now treats us to a slot machine tips video that somehow goes 14m31s.

Chrissy opens with a slot machine happily playing a jingle and it suggests Chrissy is a winner!

0m20s: Chrissy's cash balance is a stellar $64 and he was betting 888 on a 1c denom machine.

typically the 1c denoms have the worst RTP (return to player) but Chrissy is the pro and I'm just a hater, so lets see what he has to say.

0m45 Chrissy tells us he only ever puts one $100 bill in at a time

1m05 Chrissy wins $325 (and 38 cents) from a bonus feature, sometimes known as a boner.

1m35 Chrissy claims he just walked in, and put the $100 in.
So now hes so degen he isnt focused on table games, or sports bets, its slot.

1m40 Chrissy has a tip that actually makes sense in some circumstances: MAX BET
and then he fucks it all up by saying the reason is, otherwise you cant win the max jackpot
I seem to recall he doesnt have a jackpot mentality, so would why it matter.

Freezeframe 1m 44s Chrissy looks tireed and confused.

1m56 Tip 2 is also reasonable, dont keep feeding the machine aka hit and run
Chrissy then fucks this up by claiming he will usually hit the progressive or the free spin feature
God must be truly blessing our midget friend if he believes he's usually hitting free spins within ~20 spins (assuming some small wins along with his initial ~12 spins)

2m07 Tip 3 IMMEDIATELY after your balance is more than your start, hit and run
Thats right folks, start with $100, bet $8.88, win $10 on first spin and run away with your $1.12 profit!!!!!!!!
Yeah he really doesnt think too good.

2m20 Chrissy re-iterates ANY profit, hit and run.

2m44s Scene change to a new machine: Chrissy forgets to record him moving machines, putting the note in, and having ~5 losing $7.50 spins, No we just join the action with him in a bonus feature.
Chrissy hilariously claims he is about to make "Serious money" because he has 2 "mini"s and some values ranging 1250-3750 (remember those are cents, ot $12.50 to $37.50)

4m06 Chrissy wins just shy of $700 from this bonus
You can hear the cogs clicking in his mind that he is gone from slightly -ev coin flips with Baaacky and having to make difficult choices repeatedly, so "Press Spin" on slot machines

4m50 Chrissy jump-cuts to another machine, paying another feature
Oddly he says hes over $1000 in 2 machines (forgetting his earlier $300)

5m09s Tip 4 : Play machines with sizable progressives/bonuses
Again, straightforward tip, what idiocy will he say to fuck this up?

5m15 Chrissy half-ruins it by saying if he cant win a big boy jackpot, why would he bother?
Why indeed.

5m30s Chrissy actually shows footage of him waddling over to a machine and putting the money in

6m30 Chrissy reveals a super secret for a 4 in 1 machine: he lieks to play all the same game (BUFFALOS!!) whereas some other people like to play all 4 at the same time.
I bet you didnt know that!

7m56s Weirdly, Chrissy does get free spins within ~7 spins.
OF note, it is 4 games at a time, and he triggered in one of them, so 28 spins of a normal machine.

9m30 Chrissy says "Big money big money" -- isnt that what he claims crazy rich asians say and he thinks that idiotic?

9m55 and Chrissy is not greedy but asks where the fuck the bonus money is
Remember, he is not greedy, he is not addicted and he is not half broke.

10m03 Someone please clip Chrissy saying "I need a lot of money"
I thought he was a millionaire?

11m20 Chrissy claims this nonsense happens 95% of the time he plays slots.

12m45 Chrissy shows his familiarity with this game by telling us what the payout per winning spin is in the bonus feature (or hes reading it off the screen)

12m49 Chrissy claims you can make money from following his tips for slot machines

12m52 Chrissy also tells us he plays these for fun remember when he told us about no distractions when playing Spinny and Baaacky and its all business
Also, other than whacking off by himself, what other activities can he enjoy by himself that will also make him money?

13m35 Feature ends and Chrissy has another $400

OVerall, this is a mess, but thats what we expect from Chrissy, so no surprises there.

[1dollarboxcar]

bumping the slot machine expert video to this page....


now a slot machine expert can be seen or downloaded here... fucker is off the rails !! i haven't watched it yet....

https://files.catbox.moe/eb5w1w.mp4

[Pickleball]

now a slot machine expert can be seen or downloaded here... fucker is off the rails !! i haven't watched it yet....

https://files.catbox.moe/eb5w1w.mp4

After fat boy's fourth You Tube channel is terminated, he should consider naming his fifth channel "Nomadic Goat Life".

After all, Nomads live in arid and semiarid parts of the world. Nomads herd cattle, sheep, camels and GOATS.

A nomad is a member of a community who regularly moves to and from areas.

Such groups include tinkers and trader nomads.

So if fat boy is a "tinker", he could possibly name his fifth You Tube channel, Tinkerbell and his Goats.

However, if fat boy is a trader, he could possibly name his fifth You Tube Channel, Kyle and the Truckers.

Hey fat boy, let that sink in!

[The Boz]

Great work as always by the PFA crew here!

Nothing says Millionaire like flying Spirit and staying at a Courtyard by Marriott!

You truly are the gift that keeps giving Chrissy!

[The Boz]

Here is the flight the millionaire was on today. Note the departure gate of L5, which is right across from L6B as pictured in the happy family photo from today. Also note that crummy airlines like Spirit still arrive late even when leaving on time.

[1dollarboxcar]

Bird Brain made a " reaction video " to the CM interview with Business Bro's ..... haven't watched it yet, and i have it downloaded just in case Bird Shit for Brains deletes it... let's see how good Birdy Boy sucks CM's dick in this reaction video....LMAO

[BedWetterBettor]

Bird Brain made a " reaction video " to the CM interview with Business Bro's ..... haven't watched it yet, and i have it downloaded just in case Bird Shit for Brains deletes it... let's see how good Birdy Boy sucks CM's dick in this reaction video....LMAO

Yea, this is full of Bull shit and Bird Brain contradicting himself constantly. Just some gems I plucked from it.

"I've been in his inner circle and I learned All the Skills it takes to be an Elite Player..." ***** Moments Later***** "The others who didn't make it after Two Years of following Chrissy, didn't Believe and THAT's WHY they aren't successful!"

Got it Bird Boy, they spent TOO MUCH time following Chrissy and they didn't BELIEVE. I wonder what Brandon, Sam, Pene, Austin Greear, April Hill, and Hoa Le were doing wrong for those two years PLUS that they followed Squirtsopher? Sure looked like they BELIEVED, in going so far as to go to multiple Master Mind Events to prove their faith in this "system". Only to ALL go broke and Lose everything following the Bloat. But yea, you're right Bird Brain... they didn't have the Right Mindset... LOL!

Couldn't possibly be cuz he's a Fraud and sold them Snake Oil. Only difference is, they're not as lonely and pathetic as Bird Brain and wised up pretty quickly when they're acutal Spouses told them "Hey this is horse shit, stop paying this Midget for useless advice!"

He also claims at the 18 minute mark, "Well, they're not going to make millions off this!" And then seconds later Bird Brain says "You can make supplemental income from $25 a day to $3000, who wouldn't want that?" But wasn't he proclaiming on his lame Keno videos that it's NOT about making money and just about Learning the Right mindset? And didn't Stacy loudly say in the Booty Boat Tampa video "It's ALL ABOUT Making Money, in the Middle of the Ocean!" ??? Does Chrissy ever put Thumbnails stating "Pay me to LEARN the RIGHT MINDSET"?

Or does he CONSTANTLY advertise in his thumbnails "Make XXX dollars in XX minutes" "Become Rich and Debt Free" "Make $3000 a day, $5000 a day,etc." But yea, he's Not at All pushing get rich quick schemes, he's selling the "MINDSET" prophecy that only Bird Brain was dumb enough to buy into. Lol, what a sad, pathetic Loser!

Speaking of Pathetic Losers, Squirtstopher puts out Day 9 and shows his MASSIVE win of $22... hahahahahaha!

Won't ruin it for ZD, will just put the best part here as an appetizer!

17 minute mark "It's Impossible to Lose Playing $1 bets"

*10 minutes later*

27 minute mark, Squirtstopher Loses $1 bet, $2 bet , $5 bet, Tie, $11 bet , $22 bet, $45 bet, Wins with Natural 9 and starts weaseling out like a Pussy.

Little Kyle states "NO stress here, you can literally make $100 an hour by placing $1 bets folks..." then at the 30 min mark Hurr hurr "I shoulda stopped, Lights are distracting me, End of shoe, or some other Bullshit excuse."

All this for a MASSIVE $22 win folks. Wouldn't that Change your life folks? You can easily make $100 an hour with $1 bets, but the Pussy Christopher quits with $22 cuz hurr hurr don't get Greedy folks!

[1dollarboxcar]

day 9 of the challenge.... baccarat.... i haven't watched it yet


https://files.catbox.moe/3bq9rw.mp4

[AhoosierA]

Listening to the "Bird Brain's" CM interview. I've seen you all talk about this guy but haven't looked into him at all and this was my first video listening/watching him.

It's clear he has a mental disability and it's sad. But these are the type of people CM prays on. No matter what we try saying to him, his brain won't be able to comprehend it because he's already made up his mind and he lacks critical thinking skills.

One of the things that makes it extremely obvious he has a disability. Instead of saying "When he goes to THE casino" he says "When he goes to casino" He says this at least 2-3x in the video.

Example at the 24:29 time stamp

[BedWetterBettor]

Folks, we have a new Roulette King of Chicago!




With SUPERB audio(lol) and actual Live play roulette footage that certain Gay Porn Masturbating Midgets claimed were not allowed in Chicago Casino’s’s’s, this guy Chico has replaced Chrissy as the Goat, folks!

This pretty much destroys his argument that you can’t record live roulette play and channels like ACA, Big Jackpot, Lady Luck HQ and the rest show you can do it in Vegas. But since little Kyle is too much of a pussy and is a broke joke, he can’t afford to record his pitiful $25 bets and has to lie about everything!

The Boz: He was also scammed by a mail order bride he no doubt sends money to weekly. True sucker!

What’d ya mean WAS? Don’t you know they’re still married and totally in Luv!?!? I mean don’t you know that when you don’t see your wife for 3 years at a time it Absolutely means your marriage isn’t a sham? And whenever you send them digital recording equipment and packages filled with Junk food, you’re totally getting laid that night… via Face time!

Lol, she probably cucks him live during their face time and he has no choice but to watch and jerk off while having the Mindset that it’s him plowing her withered pussy! Hahaha, Bird Brain The Deadbroke Lonely Cucked Trucker!

[zealanddonk]

As others have pointed out, Chris Bird is potentially deficient in his thought processes:

When playing chess, we can use ELO to determine if someone is getting better
When playing video games, we can determine if someone is getting better by time taken or milestones completed

In spinny and baaaaacky profit is literally the only meaningful measure of being good at the game

[1dollarboxcar]

our buddy was actually live, i missed it but in the process of downloading it now.... it's a different process to capture these actual live videos that the person doesn't put up as an actual video when they are done and is a little longer process.... anyways will post a link as soon as i can...

the title of the video is.... top 4 reasons why you're a dead broke douchebag.... LMAO... no lies...

[1dollarboxcar]

you can watch, top 4 reasons why you're a dead broke douchebag here if you wish, remember he is monetized now, don't give him the watch time and views if you can help it.....


https://files.catbox.moe/1fq3ko.mp4

[1dollarboxcar]

report his video for having " douchebag " in the title.... maybe we can get him a strike....

[1dollarboxcar]

re-report his video for violent and abusive to people..... reason..... he keeps calling the audience douchebags..... also report again for picking on poor people.... yt hates when people discriminate against a certain class of people..... and anything else you can think of.... go through the lists for reasons......

[TheRivers]

So let me get this straight…anyone who has a job is a douchebag? And if JOB stands for Just Over Broke then how could everyone who has a JOB be “dead broke?” His own definitions make absolutely no sense.

[The Boz]

Appears to be GONE…like his money.

[1dollarboxcar]

WTF is Bird Brain doing ?? ... LMAO LOL now he has a reaction video of CM's day 8 of the challenge...wtf ?? the only thing i can think of is that he went BUSTO the other night when he was live at the casino and ended the live stream when he said he is going back in for another session... so i checked Bird Brains channel for monetization... and it is monetized.... so is he looking to make YT money by having CM's name in the title of his videos and hoping these videos take off with the view count ?? ... or is CM cutting him a deal on the monthly Cum Guzzlers Club for free if Birdy Boy produces these videos... ???????