Don't wanna lose my Facebook account's ability to watch the BLOAT, so I won't post on his page, but:
"Was willing to do 'Whatever It Takes'. Didn't realize it doesn't work like that"
Don't wanna lose my Facebook account's ability to watch the BLOAT, so I won't post on his page, but:
"Was willing to do 'Whatever It Takes'. Didn't realize it doesn't work like that"
Just how many epiphanies does this clown have on a weekly basis? Sounds more like someone scrambling to try and score another quick cash grab by promoting FOMO. His sales tactics, or lack thereof, are so old school and transparent. You can see right through every one of them. If only his intellectually challenged followers could see the same thing. I guess the silver lining is that anyone who comments on his page are repeat and familiar names. He doesn’t appear to be swindling as many new members, if any at all. By the way, he proclaims he was profitable again last night. I call bullshit since no winning tickets were shared. We know when he wins and when he loses by his actions of posting winning tickets. In todays post, no tickets shared equals BIG LOSING night.
Are we just gonna gloss over this gem??
According to Little Kyle a “salary is a Drug offered by an employer…”
So then by proxy, Chrissy is/was a drug dealer by offering this position at $1000/week salary to someone? Or is it “Hurr hurr, it’s not the same cuz derpy derp, I’m the goat of Colt and you’re just a douchebag who can’t live my lifestyle and film it for me!”
Maybe he should have hired someone prior to this classic! 3 months down since the YT channel got axed! Month is almost up and No Free Masturbator mind meeting for the chums? Another Complete Lie from the Colt Dolt!
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
I guess our buddy Mikki is not a fan of the martingale. Maybe he and Chrissy can debate.
Whoops 😬 forgot the shoutouts to NVB aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand SSS.
Once again, he is holding up his fake stacks . Look how long the bills are. lol
Money is tight for the Bloat after having three losing months in a row or more and wasteful spendling like Paris Hilton.
The only thing is, Chrissy is not a Hilton and cannot ask for a few million from his trust account like Paris.
Is that his famous pink, purple, and red hoodie Boss outfit that he wore to impress Luc?
I don't suppose Chrissy's mean, alcoholic father could lend him some cash when things are tight?
Daddy could show him his belt buckle across his chicklets teeth though.
By the way, did Stacy leave Chrissy again? We haven't seen her in any pictures for several days.
Hey Chrissy, if you read this, make sure you hurry up and film a Reel tomorrow on the Mitchell's daily
Lakeshore walk.
You remember? The one where you pretended that Stacy was right behind you while she was supposidley pushing Champers in his baby carriage?
Did she bolt again? You can always take a quick trip back to Ohio and demand that she returns with Bubs.
Besides there are at least three casinos on your way to Ohio, where so can lose some more money.
Go have some fun and don't forget to show everyone your wedge salad and three desserts.
So he has almost completely given up never losing at roulette(after almost entirely giving up never losing at bac) to never losing at sports betting. Kewl.
He mentions he studies. Would love to hear the specifics of what he is studying. haha.
"FOCUS made me rich"
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
First
Off
Con
Unsuspecting
Suckers
You ain't rich, bitch. And somebody knows...
Shout out to Phantom Limb for posting The Bloat's fake money picture.
I am going to continue and post what he wrote.
A couple of comments based on his idiocy -
Who do you think makes more money:
A General Practitioner?
Or.....
A Brain Surgeon?
The General Practitioner isn't a master at anything.
The Brain Surgeon however, has a become a Master of just "ONE" thing:
The Brain.
Any specialist is going to make more money that a GP but the GP has to be able to diagnosis
multiple illnesses and diseases.
Wait a minute. You are constantly rambling at the mouth that everyone with a job is a Hebrew slave.
Does this apply to the neurosurgeon or just the lowly paid a General Practioners?
In the last three years, OVER 1,000 people have come and gone from my private Inner Circle.
They jumped ship because your casino gambling and sports betting scams
either bankrupted al them or seriously depleted their bank accounts.
No one that ever got trapped into your hustle, or even made one dime.
Every single day, I have people that try to get me to join their deal.....
MLM
Forex
Crypto
Stocks
Real Estate
So you lied once again about investing $45,000.00 with Luc Longmire less than one week ago.
The Bloat is so ignorant, that he doesn't catch himself before posting his
ridiculous scare tactics. In reality, he just shoots himself in the foot.
How did your sports bets from yesterday turn out? You lost again? I thought so.
Last edited by Pickleball; 05-26-2023 at 07:35 AM.
The 🧠 surgeon 🧑*⚕️ wouldn’t get very rich 🤑 if he only had Folks with Chrissys pea 🫛 size brain as subjects
Bravo folks, you’ve nailed Chrissy again. However, here’s my input just for laughs!
You might say, we caught him red handed!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 05-26-2023 at 09:25 AM.
Chrissy “making money while watching the Cubbies at the casino.” Ummm…the Cubs are playing at home this afternoon. Shouldn’t you be at the game using your season tickets?? Oh wait…
40k on MLB today... he must of had a hella of day yesterday with his 25k and 8 sports bets and the 1k in parlays
but here we are again... no proof by showing any winning bet slips... shout out to BWB for exposing the pinkish fake bills...
these 4 bands look fake as hell too..... he forgot to initial the bands with his pink pen....
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cstng...RlODBiNWFlZA==
I'm actually surprised Gayest Of All Time never threw a public toddler tantrum crying making a video about losing his YouTube channel
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While out picking up a birthday card tonight I found the perfect one for Chrissy to give to Stacy on her next Birthday.
# Free Stacy and Bubs.
Where is Stacy by the way? Either her black eye hasn't healed yet or she bolted back to Ohio.
Since Chrissy reads PFA, we should be seeing a picture of mom and champers tomorrow. If they are still in Chicago?
Here’s my winning bet for the week, free of charge:
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