Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[1dollarboxcar]

someone left this comment on Krissy's instagram.... we all know how he likes men though.....

[BedWetterBettor]

someone left this comment on Krissy's instagram.... we all know how he likes men though.....

Rep fail, was going to say “Considering little Kyle was making fun of what He THOUGHT was a transgender dealer on Facebook, he’s nobody to weigh in on the subject!

On another note, I did notice recently outed $499 Chum Mike McMillon is No Longer Facebook Friends with Squirtstopher, but is Still friends with Stacy? Wonder why??






Sure hope it wasn’t either of these Chrissy Classics that may have been sent to Mikey that got him to Unfriend the little Squirter?

[1dollarboxcar]

@BWB...,. i mean it couldn't be that Mike went busto following the " old " super duper bestest ever strategy and then got pissed when he realized he got duped.... cause the new super duper ooompa loompa strategy came out and was being extorted for could it ??.....

[zealanddonk]

Next time you interviewing Chris Bird for the village idiot role, ask him if Chrissy's sainted mother died from cancer, why Chrissy claims to give money to dig water holes in foreign countries, instead of supporting american cancer research, or at least american kids

[Phantom Limb]

By far my favorite post in this thread is the one not far above showing how Chrissy's brother is on good terms with their Dad and that Andrew's son was "Bubs" before NVB.

Our favorite shit stain is not just the biggest loser in the gambling world but the biggest loser in his loser family as well.

LOLOLOL

[crudebar]

I'll just never understand----its such simple math of why you will NEVER win at these games long term, let alone paying someone thousands of dollars to use his losing guesses over urs....

Not to even mention how a guy that proclaims to win every day still consistently bemoans his luck and talks constantly about being cheated.

[BedWetterBettor]

And just when we thought his desperation for recruiting suckers was Over, he’s back to using click bait thumbnails annnnnnd selling his lucky Inside numbers in roulette! You can’t make this stuff up!





Haven’t watch this Horse shit yet, I’m sure it’s the same Small sample size shit he usually pedals! “Blah blah folks, buy these lucky numbers folks. I just made $34 in 20 minutes folks, that’s $2448 a day, couldn’t you use that money that I arbitrarily extrapolated without actually earning???” I mean it’s not like I LOST $1000 in 5 minutes or $500 in 18 minutes folks, so you are guaranteed to win like I do, except when it’s a live stream or people are around!”

[zealanddonk]

Well, looks like Chrissy has hit a new low, instead of posting thumbnails with idiotic looking men (himself) he needs to put attractive women in.

And after yars of moaning about inside numbers,he has a clip about that.

I'm guessing "hurr hurr, betting 1st dozen means you are betting 12 inside numebrs, hurr hurr".

Either way I'll review this nonsense now and post it in the next post in hopefully 30 minutes or so.

[1dollarboxcar]

todays video of inside numbers and day 12 of the challenge can be seen or downloaded here, i haven't watched it yet....

https://files.catbox.moe/rjt9jb.mp4

[zealanddonk]

Amazing roulette strategy inside numbers for American and European roulette

7.31k subscribers at time of viewing
41m of likely nonsense ahead.
Spoiler:
8m 37 Chrissy gives us an earth shattering revelation that may get him banned from all casinos: when you bet on two dozens, you are betting on 24 numbers
Spoiler: This idiocy does nothing to overcome the standard house edge of the green zeros, hurr hurr

Chrissy wearing blue, including a cap to cover te bags under his eyes.
Chrissy’s start balance is 624.07
On with the nonsense:

1m20 Chrissy claims to have winning numbers for both American and European spinny

Claims he is going to explain everything so don’t ask questions in comments

4m blah blah blah 1st and 3rd dozen hit more than 2nd dozen and he claims he’s been using it for a couple of years now

4m20 Chrissy claims he has been thinking complete lie
Blah blah blah possible flaw in 1st and 3rd dozen strategy if second dozen hits a lot

5m Chrissy does repeat those who play inside numbers are stupid freaking idiots

Chrissy rambling his long boring story about the woman with “big old titties”.

7m40 Chrissy claims to always be reading books.

8m 37 Chrissy gives us an earth shattering revelation that may get him banned from all casinos: when you bet on two dozens, you are betting on 24 numbers

8m55 As predicted a couple of weeks ago, Chrissy’s new strategy is to bet on his own selection of 24 numbers.

Remember the good old days when he said “hurr hurr just click click make money hurr hurr”
Now its going to be click clickx24
On the other hand, he hasn’t gotten repetitive pud pulling injury yet so maybe there is a chance this will work.

9m28 Chrissy claims he came up with this big boy strategy all by himself AND hes played it for 2 months and not lost with it.
is this the magical strategy he was bragging about?
9m55 Claims he hasn’t lost more than 3 progressions.
The math suggests that he is forgetful or lying but whatever, assuming hes been playing this for 60 days.

10m22 Chrissy claims he truly wants to help people for free and has nothing to gain from this
Given this is his likely his latest biggest and best strategy, what else does he have left to offer other than BFEs?

11m40 Chrissy starts drawing lines on two roulette wheels
Because Chrissy is literally an idiot he tells people to write down all 24 numbers he bets on: Wouldn’t it be easy to memorize or write down the 12 he DOESN’T bet on, and just not bet those numbers?

14m05 Chrissy shows a card with the American spinny numbers:
Note it took him almost 2 and a half minutes to draw on his roulette wheel.

Amazingly the 12 he didn’t pick are an even mix of odd even, red black BUT not high / low
He has 5,6,15,16 for low not covered and 19,20,27,28,29,30,35,36 for high not covered
either this will be a flaw he moans about, or he’ll just play his 24 numbers AND bet high for “insurance” along with greens

Will this be a super secret but not his most super secret, or is it just the actions of an idiot who has too much time and not enough intelligence on his hands?

15m40 Chrissy starts drawing on his European Spinny wheel and points out “hurr hurr, the numbers are in different places [/b]

18m45 Chrissy holds up a card with his numbers for European spinny:

And we have the same problem as the American Spinny numbers: 4 in the low set, and 8 in the high set
Likewise he is not betting 8 odd numbers and not betting 4 even numbers
[red/black is balanced]
So, does this mean anything at this stage, possibly not, however given how stupid Chrissy is, we’ll see what happens.

As a note: Chrissy has analysed this based on the dozens, but has not analysed it based on the columns.

20m Chrissy now tells us there are rules for this nonsense.

20m31s Rule number 1 only bet these 24 numbers after collectively they have lost twice in a row

21m Chrissy drops an F-bomb because he is getting excited because he is making up pretend questions and answering them.

21m20 blah blah blah mix strategies based on the trend

22m15 Triple your bet if this idiocy fails
23m Chrissy also points out if you use this idiocy you’ll be betting $12 to win $18 total: What about the Greens, Chrissy, what about the Greens?
You know, the house edge.

23m20 Aaaaaand Chrissy just loses all his potential chums because he states this nonsense has a 65% chance of winning on a European spinny wheel and a 63% chance on an American spinny wheel
doesn’t Chrissy prefer the American wheel???

23m40 Blah blah blah “probability of winning is high especially if you wait for the trigger”
Yeah that’s not how that works.

24m20 Rule Three: Play online (who would have guessed)
Chrissy does say one thing that makes sense:
You can save your table layouts and just press “place” to place those bets at home
And hurr hurr print money on demand hurr hurr.


Chrissy’s start balance is 624.07


27m13 Chrissy claims to be the hardest working man in the gambling world because it is 1:24am
Everyone else with a triple digit IQ would have invested their money in something else, gotten a low stress life, gotten a healthy amount of sleep and enjoyed time with their family
But not Chrissy, hurr hurr.

28m15 Chrissy holds up his card and points out 23 hit and its not one of his numbers:
Again, why not just list the 12 bad numbers instead of the 24 good numbers?

29m15 the ball lands 27 which isn’t one of Chrissy’s lucky numbers
He demonstrates the “place” button
I’m sure one of the reasons Chrissy’s father supposedly hit him is because Chrissy would come home from school and be “Dad, dad, did you know F comes after E AND G comes after F” when Chrissy was 15.

30m Amazingly one of Chrissy’s numbers hit and he wins a total of $18 from his $12.
To borrow a line from Rounders, its noble work he is doing.

30m 45 Chrissy almost breaks his arm telling us how generous he is because he’s giving away a worthless strategy that Stace told him not to give away, that the casinos will now need to come up with a defense against
31m Chrissy starts looking at the past numbers to tell us that this nonsense would have worked: again 65% chance to win 1.5x your bet

32m Chrissy starts rambling that this will win people a boatload of money this is true, if you own shares in a casino
Chrissy also reminds us he pays the price every single day
32m22s Chrissy’s new sales pitch is he’s lost close to a million at the actual casinos, it was only half a million last week with his desperate give me $5k I’ll give you $25k beggar deal

Chrissy learns something when he loses: sadly its not that he’s an idiot who cant overcome -EV.

32m45 well shit, that’s lucky, if any viewer does want to pay for this nonsense, theres a tip button, but it goes straight to charity to feed the poor
Is that the “Christopher Mitchell Degenerate Gambler Feed My Wife and Kid Charity” per chance?
Also, why isn’t it cancer research, or does the sainted mother not get a piece of this nonsense today?

33m Chrissy contradicts himself slightly, states if you lose your “place” bet, just hit place and then hit double, but he likes to quadruple it (I’m sure he does).
Earlier he said you have to triple the bet because reasons.

Chrissy claims he walks around the casino looking for triggers like this, then place big boy bets.
But not so big that he cant place 4 progressions.

35m00 Chrissy claims this is probably the baddest* most amazing spinny strategy ever and he did it for all the dumbasses asking about tit size because they didn’t know what numbers to be ton
*baddest clearly in the sense it requires a lot of effort and is not better or worse than any two dozens or two columns strategy.
Unlike his mother, Chrissy probably wont be getting a sainthood

Claims you now have a genius inside betting strategy thanks to him.
36m blah blah blah everything he says is the truth and documentation beats conversation

Again he begs for tips so he can feed the poor
Speaking of, we haven’t seen any sushi feasts lately.

38m30 He loses a $12 nonsense bet and quads it to $48
What happens if he loses again, well, its off to the races with a $192 bet, lose that and we are up to a $768 bet
Best hope you don’t lose 4 times in a row.
39m Chrissy claims winner winner chicken soup for dinner
Soup in vegas?
Yeah he’s the poor hes trying to feed with the tip button

39m30 Chrissy back to back with complete lies “Tell me I am your favourite Youtuber” “I hate to toot my own horn” all because hes up $24 in under 20 minutes

Claims you should go to work tomorrow and tell the boss he is fired, because ???

40m35 and now we have gone from playing this nonsense for 2 months, to 2 – 3 months, to several months
Close balance $650



This is a long video with yet another -EV strategy that Chrissy wants to believe is a long term winner.

Only watch it if you are interested in the mind of a complete idiot or near the end when he starts begging for tips again.

[zealanddonk]

Summary of today's nonsense:

Chrissy will now bet on 24 numbers he has picked under special circumstances that he thinks is better than two dozens or two columns
Unsurrpisingly it is the same -EV as two dozens or two columns but requires more thinking if not playing online.

A small flaw is you need to bet $12 for the first iteration, then he likes to bet $48, $192, $768 on the next three bets if it loses, which is possible on a 7 bet run.

Chrissy also hawks the tip button because he donates that money to feed the poor.
The tip button isnt clear for me, and it does nto appear anyone has tipped.

[zealanddonk]

O and I forgot to mention:

Chrissy often moans "free is worthless"
In today's strategy video he often repeats tha he is giving this away for free.

Broken clock is rightt wice a day.

[BedWetterBettor]

Good news Folks, there’s a new 99.99% winning strategy perfected by Former Chum Brian Levesque! Apparently, the strategy is “Know Your Shit!”



And when it comes to the end of the World Doom Prophecies and Anti Vax dribble, he also “Knows his Shit!”




This guy’s FB is non-stop entertainment! Makes Bird Brain look like an autistic Kindergartener by comparison!

https://m.facebook.com/profile.php/?...ion__open_user

[zealanddonk]

@BedWetterBettor: He also Gave his anal virginity away for Free… Let that Sink in(literally!)

thats the best part of Chrissy's nonsense: the story changes whenever he needs it to

V1: "never had anal sex"
V2: "A very kind old man gave me a car and I totally didnt bottom for him"
V3: "A very kind old man gave me a car"
V4: "A very bad man tried to make me bottom but I managed to beat him off"


After the doco and claiming to hear God's voice we can assume the 5th will be
V5 "God gave me such a wonderful body and since I have fucked 100s of women, God said it was ok if one dude fucked me in the ass and we recorded it so other dudes could watch it"

[BedWetterBettor]

In addition to never seeing the Rolex since Chrissy had to sell the Lexus or have Mr. Foster do it for him! We’ve not seen any Cats since he came back to Vegas! Could the new condo not have an affinity for Cats???


Or did Chrissy sell them to one of those Chinese restaurants he used to eat that nasty Shrimp fried rice and General Tso’s Kitty bites at??




Maybe Rat Boy Wingerter took the cat to replace his kid he lost custody of?

[TheRivers]

Auto correct fail:

Pretty sure one of the cats made an appearance in one of the videos in the past month or so. Can’t say the same for either of the Rolexes.

[Elmo]

I have to say thank you guys for making this Thread what is…Chrissy makes this so easy. I take great pleasure into making his life a mockery and a living hell.



I cherish in the fact that as an united group we accomplished these great things for Christopher:
We forced this man to shave off that chia pet off his head.
We forced this man to engage into Charlie Brown cosplay.
We forced this man to become a nomadic degenerate recluse.
We forced this man to get a car.
We forced this man to get a new set of teeth.
We forced this man to believe his own delusions of grandeur.
We forced this man to get back on steroids.
We force this man and his dumb and pathetic trolls to read this Thread every day and tries to disprove us (which he hasn’t and never will).

It’s so sad that the Inner Circle are lost and clueless as you are.



Who wants to be associated with this?



Who wants to video chat with this?



I can’t…keep doing that coke…



Let’s get back to you, Chrissy the Glutton…By the way…Eating those donuts isn’t going to help at all. Plus those Monsters Energy Drinks doesn’t make it better either, Kyle. Don’t worry…things are turning the right direction for you. You seen the post with Paul and your daddy. You couldn’t wait to take a picture with Bubs and grand pop.



Benjamin Bubs still needs some help, Kyle.
Oh yeah…The SAG friends are making progress too and I know you were making some moves back in the movie business again.



You can finally go back to your 9 to 5 at Colt Studios just like the good old days. Isn’t that great? You don’t have to buy fake views and subscribers on YouTube and social media anymore! You can earn wages and pay taxes like a real man.



Well…you still suck cock and swallow loads so have fun explaining that to Bubs when he finds out about your illustrious and decorated career. I know Stacy would love for you to get a real job but she has her hands full with NVB and other feminine issues.



As I said, things are looking up for you, Christopher, so don’t fuck it up. And don’t you worry…I will stop permanently posting when you stop scamming and manipulating people. Until then, we will continue to expose and embarrass you.



It never stops…lol.

[Tariq Reed]

39m30 Chrissy back to back with complete lies “Tell me I am your favourite Youtuber” “I hate to toot my own horn” all because he's up $24 in under 20 minutes

This is hard to believe because back in his Colt Studio, Chaos Men, MinuteMan, Bryan Ockert days, Christopher Mitchell loved to toot his own horn, especially on camera and in front of an audience that was waving $200 at him.

#WhateverItTakes

[Phantom Limb]

Bit of free advice for the Colt Dolt:

Keep the game of blackjack out your fucking mouth (Will Smith Oscars voice)

His take on blackjack was laughable early on but it's just sheer retardation at this point.

Seems today's vid is just more desperate rambling so i'll let others dissect it.

(kudos to whatever teacher trolled this dummy into thinking he was good at math....good one, random teacher)

[BedWetterBettor]

Well folks, another Nancy Boy from the UK has found the Super Duper Secret Winning Stragedy to beating Baccy!




Since he wins 99.7 % of the time, I guess that makes him the Goat folks? I mean documentation beats conversation and while Squirtstopher yaps in front of a cheap portrait print out, this guy shows you himself making $1000 in a few hours! That’s proof that he’s the goat and anyone else who disagrees is just a Deadbroke douchebag hater!

He makes $250 an hour folks and just proved it! Despite the fact he calls each side "Players" and adds an S like someone unnecessarily adds apostrophes! So pay him $6000 to get that .7 % edge from the Real Goat of Baccy!