Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

zealanddonk: Do you ever make side bets like pandas and silly monkeys?

Nah, that's for Dead Broke Douche Bags and Crazy Stupid Asians with a Lottery Mentality! Unless of course I'm chasing Losses, which is almost always, then I will put a One Time, Life-Time, recurring Dragon Bet of $99. Because anything more would just be Greedy hurr hurr!

Speaking of Lottery Mentality, Uncle Zachy has resurfaced in Ireland! Apparently he can afford to go to Trump's International Golf Course. Not enough to actually play through, but ya know he can order Guinness at the Pro Shop Bar, so he's Trusting The Trump Process and living the Goat Life taught to him by the Cursed Billy Goat!



Why hasn't the Little Pussy Chrissy made another BOLD NFL prediction? Will he be sitting "Front Row" at the Raiders' game today?

Or hiding from the Landlord as the 1st of the month is just days away and that Life Time, Recurring Rent payment is due in 2 days!!!

Shoutout to Elmo!



# BILLY GOAT LIFE BABY

[zealanddonk]

zealanddonk: Do you ever make side bets like pandas and silly monkeys?

Nah, that's for Dead Broke Douche Bags and Crazy Stupid Asians with a Lottery Mentality! Unless of course I'm chasing Losses, which is almost always, then I will put a One Time, Life-Time, recurring Dragon Bet of $99. Because anything more would just be Greedy hurr hurr!

Speaking of Lottery Mentality, Uncle Zachy has resurfaced in Ireland! Apparently he can afford to go to Trump's International Golf Course. Not enough to actually play through, but ya know he can order Guinness at the Pro Shop Bar, so he's Trusting The Trump Process and living the Goat Life taught to him by the Cursed Billy Goat!



Why hasn't the Little Pussy Chrissy made another BOLD NFL prediction? Will he be sitting "Front Row" at the Raiders' game today?

Or hiding from the Landlord as the 1st of the month is just days away and that Life Time, Recurring Rent payment is due in 2 days!!!

Shoutout to Elmo!



# BILLY GOAT LIFE BABY

So Zachy takes a year off paying for camgirl jerk off shows, saves his money, travels the world.

What's Chrissy's excuse?

[BedWetterBettor]

Apparently, making 30 day challenges and quitting before the 30 day period elapses is genetic in the Mitchell's's's Family...

In addition to Misuse of proper grammar and spelling!


Here's Drew vowing off FB and Insta for "awhile"...




Annnnnnnnnnnnd here's Drew breaking that vow less than 4 weeks in!



Meanwhile, Old Bdubs will be Answering the Call and Giving us MORE FB Gems like this One.



He claims he's been working on his "skills" as a Locksmith. What pray tell does that involve, eating less Cheese before going to a Job? Getting a tripod or ring light to film his shitty videos instead of forcing his customer to record him on the JOB??

Brandon even graces us with Daily Bible Verses, though I'm fairly sure this will end, like all his failed ventures such as Selling Drones and Gambling in Tampa!


But I suppose this isn't as egregious as swearing on the Bible to Never Doing Gay Porn or ANY Kind of Porn!



#COLT LIFE BABY!

[Pickleball]

The Bloat did it again! Another successful undocumented week of gambling.
You should join him or so he wishes!
I wonder if his dining was comped? Not a chance since he doesn't have enough
money to step foot in a brick and mortar casino.

Bloat Life!

[Dan Druff]

I gave Krustaford's channel a plug on the last radio show, so hopefully he will get some more viewers.

Go to 2:14:07 mark to hear it

[Pickleball]

This is how The Bloat stays a Float.
It is fish like Onil Rosario that subsidize a lazy,
overweight, gambling degenerate scammer.
Chrissy is laughing and thanking Betonline for keeping him JAH (Just above homeless).
Pathetic!

[BedWetterBettor]

Surprised Squirtstopher even knows of an athlete of YesterYear!

Then again he probably only knows Pete because of his legendary Gambling Exploits!



Folks, you could have told Pete Rose to pay me to be his gambling coach and I would made him so much money he wouldn’t need the Hall of Fame folks! That’s why you Need to PAY ME folks, so you don’t end up dead and broke like Pete and Me… errr I mean Dikembe Mutombo!?!”

On a personal note, I did find it hilarious that Pete Rose had several Wrestlemania Appearances and was such a Degen he would demand his $800 pay day in Cash and then go donk it off at the nearest Casino!

#Rose Life Baby!

[UtahDrone]

[BedWetterBettor]

^^^^ To further add to Dr. Hair Plugs post about Masturr Minds ^^^^

He was literally schilling his Surgical Practice at every Apex and Crafty event. So I'm guessing he had a falling out with one or more of the aforementioned parties!

He should have been using his Hot Wife and Sister to market those implanted Tittays! Both VERY fake but still very nicely done!



Guess Dr. Plugs won't be attending Keithy's next Masturr Mind??




And Wouldn't ya know? Craft was once Mentor to Stewman... the plot thickens folks!!



A video just dropped an hour ago from Craft's latest Masturr Mind. Looks like they got Zach's Roided Up Clone to tell people to "Trust the Process" with Poppa Keith!

[BedWetterBettor]

Off topic a bit, but I Stumbled across this channel on YT. Seems rather small and innocuous.

Not saying it's a scam, but it reeks of Fraud! Seems to be a ripoff of Steven Bridges channel(which is a legit card counting team)

Anyone else see this channel before?



Cute girl named Andrea, (a bit much with the piercings, but No Biggie, I'd smash that!) is claiming to be a Pro Card Counter, with little to no actual proof of such. It's Not impossible as there are probably a number of attractive Card Counters out there.

But after watching a few videos I see nothing to prove she is in fact a card counter.

Just some distorted audio with Text that may or may not have been taken inside a Casino. Then it cuts to her in her car, hotel room or apartment with prop money or some casino chips or a long winded story. The Thumbnails are Total click bait and never happened or were lifted off someone else's video.






And any footage of her "playing" is done in someone's basement with Play money and a cheap looking setup. It's almost as bad as Mike Malone except he looks like the autistic, mush mouth son of Danny McBride and Roseanne!

1dollarboxcar: if only Krissy was smart enough to count cards... i mean being the great mathematician he always claims to be....

Squirtstopher is too lazy to do anything that requires work and skill. His whole life has been taking short cuts. Steroids, Acting Career in Gay Porn, Gambling and Scamming. He is the epitome of entitled, whiny, white privilege and if he was smart enough to use that to his advantage, he COULD have been a successful salesman. Instead he's a Masturbating, Bald Midget with No Home, No Lexus, No Lambo, No Rolex and Soon Enough No Money!

[RMS9]

This is interesting. Assuming this is from someone in this forum. Kudos if you’re out there.

I took screen shots of this earlier this afternoon, and am just now getting around to posting it. After reading the post today from Kendall Hendricks (on this site) I logged into Alex’s FB account and saw someone commented on CM’s response. I just checked and they’re gone. Curious to know how long they were up. Doesn’t look like they had any likes so guessing it wasn’t long….unfortunately.

[BedWetterBettor]

Look everybody, a midget in a little league Pee Wee sized baseball jersey. He must be Rich! And This definitively Proves he won 12K.

Not like a Bet slip, that he hasn't been able to show in over a Year would prove that win!!

Annnnnnd I bet he LOST on the Oreos and Brewers trying to hedge his bets! LOL, what a Predictable Pud Pulling Putz!

[BedWetterBettor]

And the Lies just keep on Rollin!

Chrissy blesses us with not ONE but TWO posts of Stupidity! Oh Joy!!

1st up, how many jobs he worked and conveniently leaving out the 10 years of Pud Pulling for Colt, Chaos Men, Paragon Men, Frat Men and all the other Gay Porn magazines with MEN in the title. Unless he considers that part of his Hollywood Actor phase?




Then he is desperate for engagement yet again and asks for Wild Card picks. Ya know, the Number One Sports Bettor in the World in His Own Fat Head needs info and advice from you Dead Broke Douchebags as he can't afford to place a single bet in OVER a YEAR!!!



He ends it with a reply of "Hurr hurr the Padres could very well win it all"

Soon to be followed up with "Hurr hurr I Never said they would WIN the World series like I said the Dodgers would never WIN it either!?!?"

[BedWetterBettor]

Thompson Twins song seems fitting here…

“Lies Lies Lies Yeaaaaah!!!”





Derrrrp more Conversation and No Documentation from Masturbator Mitchell!


He’s also doubling down on the home schooling stupidity about how NVB is superior to his peers. Does the Moron who films everything from Mashed Potatoes to Male on Male Jacuzzi action, have footage of him scoring Goals or Hitting Homeruns?

Nah, just a picture of them both smiling like autistic monkeys in matching clown suits!!



Judging by NVB’s awkward grip on that foam bat, I’m guessing he hits worse than he Skates!

But don’t worry, he can always Masturbate for Money like his Sperm Donor Pop!

#Colt Life Baby

[BedWetterBettor]

OMG I just won $63,000 on the Padres folks!

Here’s the proof folks!!



With my fool proof Parlay strategy, I always make 900% return on investment folks!

This bet is from my Low Roller account so you dead broke douche bags can relate to me!

I have my Big Boy Bet account where I placed the Exact same parlay bet for $7000 folks!

That Proves I won $63,000 in my OTHER account, YOU could have copied me and print money on demand! Or you could be like other Dead Broke Midgets who LIE about wins on Facebook with no documentation and only have videos of Masturbation! Colt Life Baby!!

Just pay me $888,888 a month and you’ll make over a million dollars back! So it’s like you’re getting my picks for Free and making 900% return investments! God’s honest truth!

[Pickleball]

Thompson Twins song seems fitting here…

“Lies Lies Lies Yeaaaaah!!!”





Derrrrp more Conversation and No Documentation from Masturbator Mitchell!


He’s also doubling down on the home schooling stupidity about how NVB is superior to his peers. Does the Moron who films everything from Mashed Potatoes to Male on Male Jacuzzi action, have footage of him scoring Goals or Hitting Homeruns?

Nah, just a picture of them both smiling like autistic monkeys in matching clown suits!!



Judging by NVB’s awkward grip on that foam bat, I’m guessing he hits worse than he Skates!

But don’t worry, he can always Masturbate for Money like his Sperm Donor Pop!

#Colt Life Baby

The Bloat is so dumb that he contradicts himself with his religious lie in this post.


Show me a devout Christian that uses the term, “OMFG!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😵✝️😵✝️

[BedWetterBettor]

Show me a devout Christian that uses the term, “OMFG!”
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This is Chrissy playing both sides of the fence! In addition to swinging both ways for money!

When he talks down to his idiot followers it's "Hurr durr I don't need the Church, I don't need a higher power, Money is My God and I worship it like Gay dude's worship my butt hole!"

When he's trying to suck up to a new smarter, richer and more influential person , he does the whole "Gee, God is soooo Gewwwd and I Luv Jeeezus derrrrp!" shitck to try and impress them. Not impress his tiny pecker on them!

Here he is again trying to impress some randoms in his comments section:



First it's "Hurr hurr I like the WNBA and Liberty all the way!?!?" In 3 weeks, he'll be crying how the WNBA is rigged and female players are paid to throw the games!

Then he claims he's going to the World Series without even knowing which teams are likely to make it! He's insinuating Detroit will make it, but what happens if the Dodgers get there? Does he go to LA wearing his cheap dodgers jersey and root for them?

Chrissy is the ultimate Snake that changes his stripes any time a bigger, more popular snake charms his way into Chrissy's life. And since we've seen Chrissy's tiny snake, we know it doesn't take a whole lot to outsize and out perform the Masturbating Midget!

#SNAKE LIFE BABY

[BedWetterBettor]

Chrissy 2020- "Folks, I have an Obsessed, Psychopathic Stalker Spreading Lies and Exposing Everything I do... he's BAD and everything he does is BAD!"


Chrissy 2024 - "Hurrrrrr hurrr Obsessed is GREAT, you have to be Obsessed to be GREAT at something, like I'm Obsessed with Masturbating on Old Men's Beds and Spreading my Cheeks for guys named Bryan! Namely Bryan Meier and Ockert!!!

[BedWetterBettor]

If you needed more proof that Chrissy has the dumbest followers that believe ANYTHING he says...







Not one of them realizes this is a joke, as Chrissy the Einstein of Ejaculation, is 45 Years old and 16,725 Days is... you guessed it 45 Years!!

Or this is another Test to see which of his loyal Chums will believe this stupidity?

TheRivers: Cue the clip of achrissy and Stacy at Rainforest Cafe in Atlantic City with infant Bubs in tow and declaring themselves on camera to be “tipsy”

Or the one on Pene's FB feed where he was shit faced at his own Birthday party and was wishing Pene a Happy Birthday despite old Pene being born in June...

Feel free to wish a "Happy Birthday" via email on January 9, the same he day he filmed a Piss Drunk Chrissy claim he Left his Bankroll at home... lol!

[Pickleball]

I hope Chrissy bet his last $500.00 on the Brewers tonight. If he did since he loves the favorites, he is about to get smoked. I wish that I had the huevos to place a live bet on the Mets before the start of the 9th inning. The odds might have been massive?
#Cooler Mitchell