Happy Birthday NVB! Here's a preview of Chrissy's pre-planned, self serving post about it!
Hurr Durr, He's my Mini Me, My Reason WHY my Balls Itch, My Reason WHY I CRY LIKE A BITCH!
The reason I NEVER show any Sports bet slips or Casino Chips
The reason WHY I will Never Buy a House and am Hung like a Mouse!
The reason WHY I beg Grampa Foster so Blatantly and Spread my Cheeks for Ockert's Man Gravy.
He's my Motivation to not Graduate and the Reason why I drop my pants to Masturbate!
Happy Birthday Bubs The Cum Sponge
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd there it is, like the little lap dog he is, he makes a Selfish "ME, ME, ME... MY, MY , MY" post about someone else's birthday!
See Chrissy, HERE is how Good Father actually wishes another person Happy Birthday without looking like a Self Absorbed, Dead Broke Douche Bag!
Lol, even Zach can afford a better home than Chrissy the Multi-Millionaire!!
Even if it's rented, it's better than Squirtstopher's Rented Bunker, Hahahahahahahahaha!
#TRUSTTHEPROCESS
#ARRRRIGHT
#KEEPINGUPWITHTHEJONES'S'S