Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

[BedWetterBettor]

Is that a 36K loss that Pruett took the other day?

That was my initial thought too, but the bottom portion of the photo got cut off in my screen grab that says "Total Profit - $100,055"...



Annnnnd if you Add up the Casino Trips column up it does come out to $100,055. However, this is assuming these numbers are even Remotely true and he NEVER sustained a Losing session in 2 months. Complete Lie!

The $36,025 seems to indicate his ending balance(Bankroll...lol) by 1/22/24. So he alleges that he started with 15K on 1/18 and ran it up to $36,025 for a total profit of $21,025.

It's probably left in parentheses because old Cyber Security Specialist Dipshit Dave doesn't know how to properly write out a Spreadsheet! #Divorced Life Baby!

Given that Dave wears the same old, wrinkly brown Plain T-Shirt and Hoodie Combo at every Masturr Mind Event, I highly doubt he made 100K in a 2 month span, unless he put all that profit towards junk food and his ever expanding cheeks and mid-section!







^^ “They made over $20,000 in three days with me!”

“Nov. 6-8 - 3/7 of $15,580 = $6677” ** “Hurr hurr documentation beats Masturbation!?!”



#Bloat Life Baby!

This also doesn’t factor Sports bet wins and losses, hence it says “Casino Trips”. I’m willing to bet he lost 70k-80k on Sports bets following the Colt Dolt. So it could be possiblte these are close to his actual Casino winnings and he like All the other Bird Brains, just ignore their losses or pretend they never happened and they “Learned” which make them Elite gamblers, hahaha!

[zealanddonk]

Since Chrissy seems to have reacted to being called out not showing Stace or showing a date, he posted one last night.

It looks like an older picture but who knows.

Given its sunday and Chrissy has previously claimed to be a christian, any chance we'll see him outside a church?

[Pickleball]

Well here is another sign that The Bloat is hanging on by threads.
Now he is attempting to gain scam business by offering three days of seeing his man boobs and copying his losing bets, for just $1,000.00.

I recalled when he smuggly said on film, "You want to meet up with me privately at the casino, that will cost you $10,000.00 for the day.
The group was $5,000 pp at that time.

I think that I hear the water in the sink slurping its way down the drain.


Hey Chrissy are you reading this?
Why don't you follow D Lucky's plan and offer your scamming and lying services in 15 minute intervals?
That should give you ample time to show the folks how to Martingale $5.00 at the electronic roulette table.
After all, five dollar bets would be more relatable to the folks.

[Pickleball]

Hey Chrissy, are you on the thread reading for the seventh time today?
If you are, check out this You Tube video. It might help you lose less money.
Oh and stop giving us the finger because you are a chronic loser and degenrate gambler.
That isn't our fault. That is a fact tubster, that is a fact!

Bloat Life Baby!

[zealanddonk]

Well here is another sign that The Bloat is hanging on by threads.
Now he is attempting to gain scam business by offering three days of seeing his man boobs and copying his losing bets, for just $1,000.00.

I recalled when he smuggly said on film, "You want to meet up with me privately at the casino, that will cost you $10,000.00 for the day.
The group was $5,000 pp at that time.

I think that I hear the water in the sink slurping its way down the drain.


Hey Chrissy are you reading this?
Why don't you follow D Lucky's plan and offer your scamming and lying services in 15 minute intervals?
That should give you ample time to show the folks how to Martingale $5.00 at the electronic roulette table.
After all, five dollar bets would be more relatable to the folks.

Giving away a one day $10k BFE for $1000 for 3 days is insanely bad, but we've seen him fuck his prices around on a whim quite regularly.

Arguably his biggest mistake was milking 200 chums at $99 per month and then ramping the price up.

Is that in his nonsense 10 minute video, or is it in a deleted post?

[BedWetterBettor]

Well here is another sign that The Bloat is hanging on by threads.
Now he is attempting to gain scam business by offering three days of seeing his man boobs and copying his losing bets, for just $1,000.00.

I recalled when he smuggly said on film, "You want to meet up with me privately at the casino, that will cost you $10,000.00 for the day.
The group was $5,000 pp at that time.

I think that I hear the water in the sink slurping its way down the drain.


Hey Chrissy are you reading this?
Why don't you follow D Lucky's plan and offer your scamming and lying services in 15 minute intervals?
That should give you ample time to show the folks how to Martingale $5.00 at the electronic roulette table.
After all, five dollar bets would be more relatable to the folks.

Giving away a one day $10k BFE for $1000 for 3 days is insanely bad, but we've seen him fuck his prices around on a whim quite regularly.

Arguably his biggest mistake was milking 200 chums at $99 per month and then ramping the price up.

Is that in his nonsense 10 minute video, or is it in a deleted post?

Rep fail. Don't forget 5k for the Masturr Mind in December, that was supposed to go UP to 10K? Then it got cancelled and moved to January and we now know WHY it went wayyyyy down to 1K and only 4 idiots showed up!

There's also those Masturrr Mind events last year that were supposed to be BIGGER and BETTER, but conveniently never even happened! From Boats and Cold Cuts to Baptisms and Halloween Candy, those Masturr Minds went to the Shitter faster than Stacy watching an All-In Bet!

And speaking of All-In, sure hope Squirtstopher didn't Blow his Wad again on the NFL favorites! After Losing on the Golden Knights, he probably told the Chums to BET BIG on the Ravens and 49ers. With one Bet already a Loser and the 49ers down by two scores currently, it's looking like Another Losing Week for the Colt Dolt!

[Phantom Limb]

Chrissy making claims about wins with no tickets again.

His posted reasoning is, as expected, amateur hour.

[BedWetterBettor]

Just posting this for posterity! Hurr hurr Documentation beats Masturbating Midget’s Conversation!







Dropping spreads faster than a Chaos Men shoot on Bryan Ockert’s couch, hahahahahahaha!






Happy Birthday Shoutout to Dipshit Dave!

[Forum Wars]

Chriss will likely push the Lions bet.

[Forum Wars]

Nope, he will win it.

Congrats to the broken clock.

[Dan Druff]

Yeah I'm guessing he didn't wager that much.

Remember when he won $15k on that parlay? He broadcasted his reaction, Stacy's excitement, the phone call to Bob Foster about it, etc.

Here he will just say, "Folks, I won $11k on this" as if that's nothing. Complete lie.

Documentation beats conversation.

[zealanddonk]

L.O.L


Chrissy posted an hour ago that he is going to give away $1000 if someone guesses the exact score.
He claims it is cash not a month membership in his chums club.

He has also allowed public comments on it so everyone can see who has guessed what.

I assume that means it can be a black cock jihad if its truly public, not just friends only.

Either way, if more than about 80 people enter he'll have to pay out.


if anyone sees it, can you grab it for prosperity cos its a near guarentee he'll delete it in the morning.

[Phantom Limb]

Let's see how long this lasts

Fuck you, Bitch Tits

[zealanddonk]

Let's see how long this lasts

Fuck you, Bitch Tits

So far, 8 minutes.

Chrissy was liking posts about an hour ago, AND changed the rules slightly (no surprise there, except its idiotic)

New rule is only one person can guess a specific outcome.

This pretty much guarentees that someone will win if there are 80 pickers.

[Dan Druff]

I already know what he's going to do.

If someone wins, he will block them, delete the thread, and proclaim some burner account he has was the winner.

If nobody wins, he will crow about how generous he was to hold the contest, but unfortunately nobody got it.

I don't think he's paid a single person who has won any of his bullshit "contests" over the past 4 years.

[1dollarboxcar]

i'll post it just for fun and so we can make him accountable....

[BedWetterBettor]

Several former and Current Chums are placing their Super Bowl Picks, will the Squirt just give them a Month of Free Membership instead of actually paying the cash cuz "Hurr hurr you can make the $1000 plus Thousands more!?!?"




Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd Little Kyle posts an OLD photo and cries about taking risks and "who cares if you Lose money, derrrp don't you wanna say you took a risk?"



I dunno Chrissy, why don' you ask Brandon, Zach, Demetrius, TJ, Trent, Sam, Vy Dang, Hoa Le, Tommy Nguyen, Kat Daddy, Aussie Guy, Jeff Reed and all the other lives you ruined if they "cared about losing all their money" because you Scammed and Extorted them like the lying, pussy you are?

Why aren't ANY of those or any others taking a risk with you again?

[AhoosierA]

I already know what he's going to do.

If someone wins, he will block them, delete the thread, and proclaim some burner account he has was the winner.

If nobody wins, he will crow about how generous he was to hold the contest, but unfortunately nobody got it.

I don't think he's paid a single person who has won any of his bullshit "contests" over the past 4 years.

He could also spin it if someone wins into "You get 1 free month inside my private group" - hurr hurr, I charge $999/mo for it so you're essentially getting 1 month free.

But 0.0% chance he gives someone $1,000 cash.

[Phantom Limb]

Hey, Bitch Tits...

You know why life is hard?

'cause you're a 'tard.

[TheRivers]

One of these days he’s going to get in an accident while driving and filming himself. He’s doing this while driving up the generally busy Vegas Strip. Complete idiot. Too bad it would be at the risk of hurting other people…but having him get in an accident sure would end the problem, right?

BedWetterBettor: Or he sues the other driver, who is a Bird Brain simpleton and they get scared and Pay him a 6 or 7 figure settlement! You KNOW Chrissy dreams of someone hurting him so he can sue them!

Or…he becomes a fatality and none of that matters.