Blatant Gambling Scammer Christopher Mitchell (YouTube/Baccarat/Roulette/Sportsbetting)

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This indicates that Chrissy has ants in his pants and is not happy with any of his life situations.

His constant failures in REBUKING SATAN has led to itchy balls, an itchy arse and other poor life choices.

He's also a degenerate gambling addict, so Vegas makes the most sense.

Well that and MACAU where they have big boy Baaaacky tournaments but pretty sure he cant find that on a map.

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And today's nonsense: Roulette Casino "LIVE" Chrissy plays for Real Money
5.13k subscribers at time of viewing and 89 "comments"

Chrissy is as popular as herpes these days, its like he either turned a corner or turned a trick.

Anyways this nonsense is thankfully only 13m43 long compared to his other nonsense.

Chrissy in red with a big Nike tick hoody on.

The interface is different from his normal BOL clips.

1m17 Chrissy claims he hurr hurred $100 on the account yesterday and has already doubled it to $200 hurr hurr
At that rate, he'll be a legit millionaire in only 14 days.
Forget "millionaire in 90 days, he can do it in just 2 weeks!!!!"

1m48 and Chrissy being the tool that he is "hurr hurr, you can start with just 50c bets" and he has to place a _$5_ bet on red as the minimum.
His $200 bankroll isnt going to last long with rookie mistakes like that.

Chrissy wins and in classic chrissy fashion decides to sit the next spin out.

2m54 Chrissy proclaims this video is for your entertainment
Shame it is free because as we know, free is worthless, and because we cant complain and get our money back.

3m39 Chrissy tells us he would have won that bet if he placed it. He forgot to tell us what he was going to bet before the wheel spun, but thats par for the course these days.

4m05 he said the line! He used the word trigger to refer to a valuable opportunity or whatever nonsense he is trying to sell

5m10 Chrissy is feeling both extremely happy for winning $5 and needing to bring back old script material: we get both a winner winner chicken dinner AND a hollar at ya boi
Sainted mother and hebrew slave can only be just around the corner.
Casinos cheat is probaby in the books for next week as well.

5m50 Chrissy claims he was making $5000 a day from this site during the "hurr hurr scamdemic hurr hurr" when the casinos were shut down.
IF only his youtube channel from then wasnt nuked, we could see some of that documentation.
Guess we'll just stick with contemporaneous reports that suggested otherwise.

6m Chrissy claims he now carries $50k to $100k a day.....how he dropped from "definitely $100k" only a few days ago.
Its almost like the more subscribers he has, the less money he has.
That sounds a lot like he's paying for his subcribers.

7m30 Chrissy is starting to ramble, and his balls are getting itchy from only placing tiny $5 bets.
Hurr hurr even though the trigger hasnt triggered, time to place 1st and 3rd dozen bets.
But good news, its only $5 on each.

7m55 Chrissy starts with his most recent gimmick "hurr hurr when you bet 2 dozens, one will lose, no shit dumbass hurr hurr"
It seems to bring him happiness to talk down to people.
Sadly both literally and figuratively happened to our midget friend all of his life.

8m34 Chrissy wins his bet and treats us to another hollar at ya boi.
He's very happy with winning $5 profit.
Very happy.
Just 3 more wins like this and he has 1 less degrading sex act to perform.

9m Chrissy claimjs his 1st and 3d dozen strategy makes $1000s of dollars a week.
At $5 a time, he must be literally glued to the chair.
10m15 Another win, another hollar at ya boi, one step closer to financial freedom.

12m10 Chrissy wins a 1st/3rd dozen AND a red bet and seems to be possessed by the spirit of a drag queen and starts rambling hollar at ya boi
Chrissy forgets to REBUKE SATAN and is at risk of both possession and repossession.

Chrissy makes a total of $40 in roughly 12 minutes after roughly 6 bets, declares himself the goat and quickly flees into the night.


Only watch this if you have missed the spirit of Camp Christina possessing the body of a lackwit, or love the sound of "hollar at a boi" which is pretty much the same thing