@Locnguyun , hope you got some video of him losing his 4th straight " Mitchellgale " !!!
@Locnguyun , hope you got some video of him losing his 4th straight " Mitchellgale " !!!
He was betting $175 a hand. Played 4 hands in total and left. He made out even from the tables. All flat betsOriginally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
wouldn't ya know folks, the bestest gambler, bestest sports bettor, #1 gambling consultant in the world and multimillionaire who makes $100k per month from gambling the last 3 years has belittled himself into flat betting at a measly $175 per hand.... can't afford to Mitchellgale his way to prosperity.... you know the bigger the risk, the better the reward.... tells me his bankroll is only around $3k at best and was playing his " bounce " strategy " you know .... make a quick grand at one casino and then bounce to another... cause that actually works LMAO.... hoping to hit a homerun by winning 4 hands in a row at $175 each.... so he can afford a room at the Motel 6 for the next 30 days !!!He was betting $175 a hand. Played 4 hands in total and left. He made out even from the tables. All flat bets
edit: @Locnguyun did you happen to notice how much he bought in for?
He was betting $175 a hand. Played 4 hands in total and left. He made out even from the tables. All flat bets
He shoulda brought this White board in and followed it to the T…
It’s guaranteed folks!?!
$500. He had only green chips. He did not martingale. Just flat bettingwouldn't ya know folks, the bestest gambler, bestest sports bettor, #1 gambling consultant in the world and multimillionaire who makes $100k per month from gambling the last 3 years has belittled himself into flat betting at a measly $175 per hand.... can't afford to Mitchellgale his way to prosperity.... you know the bigger the risk, the better the reward.... tells me his bankroll is only around $3k at best and was playing his " bounce " strategy " you know .... make a quick grand at one casino and then bounce to another... cause that actually works LMAO.... hoping to hit a homerun by winning 4 hands in a row at $175 each.... so he can afford a room at the Motel 6 for the next 30 days !!!
edit: @Locnguyun did you happen to notice how much he bought in for?
Just when you think Chrissy has hit rock bottom, he manages to go lower.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Any dudes into getting sucked off by deflated midgets in the men's room should head to Vegas. Chrissy is going to be offering group discounts...
Dont pay $40 per dirty blowie, when you can join the new cums chums club for $999/month and got sucked off every day.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
This video just popped up on YT.
$500 couldn’t be obtained from spewing Big Loads as the Minute Man would go limp after just 1! He must’ve slipped into another College Swim Team video and they saw his fat, pudgy, stumpy body and said “Sorry Kyle, for you… suits ARE REQUIRED!!!”
Lol, $500 buy in reminds me of his Last Known One on One Coaching Session in Vegas with "Frank". The guy we never saw or heard from again, only to find out from JKB Baccarat that he bought in for $2500, flat bet $100 a hand and lost everything in an hour! He was also getting visibly upset and jumped out of his chair and banged the table in frustration after Another Loss…hahahahahahahaha!
lol the multimillionaire buys in for $500 and then bets $175 per hand.... that's 35% of your bankroll folks... don't try to hit homeruns just take the singles.... this 500 dollar buy in just made my day !! broke as a joke !!
At this stage I wonder if Chrissy has caught a week long ban from FB for being terrible.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
I know that we have tried to report some of CM's posts to FB without success, but he has recently updated his goatlifebaby and goatlifecash links directly to his BOL affiliate landing page in direct violation (my opinion) of FB policies.
Technically, CM is not "advertising" on FB, but I'm quite confident that his linking directly to BOL on his profile page is not allowed.
So I encourage everyone to report CM's PAGE to FB, not just random posts.
Here are screenshots of the 3-step process to report CM's PAGE to FB for violating ONLINE GAMBLING policies.
Once again, I encourage everyone to participate and spread the news.
A guest cameo of Kyle Prescott upcoming?? Next week is the season finale of Vice TV’s “Sex before the internet”. The show covers the 80’s up to the early 2000’s with a different topic each week. Next weeks show is “The Hef of Gay Porn” and is about Chuck Holmes who had his hand in many gay porn mags, videos and photo shoots up to the time our friend Kyle started doing his thing. The preview is filled with many stills and I wouldn’t be shocked if he showed up.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3w4...ay-porn-empire
Here's a video where he's directly playing online:
https://www.facebook.com/christopher...7905247027705/
You can try reporting that, as well. Same "Unauthorized sales" category, though you'll have to select "Something else" from that sub menu, as somehow the online gambling thing is only for the entire page, and not for each video.
But combined with reporting the page for online gambling, this might get their attention.
Folks, I think know why Chrissy was only carrying $500 at his Gold Coast excursion this week!
Apparently, there are folks at Rivers Des Plaines that find drunken midgets at bars and pick their pockets. In this case, this Karen swindled $2500 from a drunkard and hid it in her lady parts, the ONE place Chrissy would NEVER want to or Think to look!
Remember when he was driving from state to state including Illinois, Ohio and Indiana calling the casinos "ghetto"??? Wouldn't it have been hilarious if this sort of thing happened to Little Kyle?
Remember when Chrissy was trading crypto on margin with his lol 3% rule, and thought he had stumbled into a guaranteed way to make money?
Then one bad day wiped it all out.
Funny how Chrissy never mentions crypto anymore. I wonder why!
NO Chum's Club meeting in February despite the GUARANTEE that you can turn 60k into 300k by simply paying the 60k upfront and attending Kyle's Monthly Masturbation Mind Meetings???
That and the recent sighting of Squirtstopher at Gold Coast indicates those doors are closing faster than legit Hollywood Auditions for a young, tubby Kyle Prescott with full chest muff!
Someone saw one of these in the Trans-Fluid Rest Room stall! I think old Kyle is making a Cum Back with Sugar Daddy Ockert!
Even Bird Box has gone silent after returning from the Philipines, are we going to be treated to footage of that OTHER Movie they filmed on the Boat called Brandon's Booty Bashed By Bird Brain???
Wait and see folks, something hilarious is sure to occur!
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 03-09-2024 at 08:59 AM.
so his goatlifebaby dot com link ( old one ) now takes you directly to BOL and bypasses the Thrivecart site...
and his new link goatlifecash dot com ( on his FB page/ newest one ) now also takes you to BOL directly and not the sister site...
i forgot the name of that one... was like sportsbetting ( something ) but you guys figured out it was a sister site of BOL...
did our emails to Thrivecart, actually work? and Thrivecart decided to shut him down?? or is he just too poor and can't afford to pay the rent space from thrivecart...?? LMAO !!???
edit: typo in rep comment above... " THEY all rebuked satan "
Okay…so which of you guys is Krustaford the Clown? :-)
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