day 1 of the 30 day challenge can be seen here if you wish, i haven't watched it yet
https://files.catbox.moe/ixldze.mp4
day 1 of the 30 day challenge can be seen here if you wish, i haven't watched it yet
https://files.catbox.moe/ixldze.mp4
Chrissy would last longer in No Nut November than he will in his hurr hurr 30 day roulette challenge.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Looks like the Bloat lost his affiliate money from BOL and had to start over with a C Note.Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar
Whoever he hired as an interior decorator to make his lavish apartment look classy, did a piss poor job when he/she told him that his Las Vegas
sectionaized cardboard poster did not need to be replaced. He/She assured the Bloat that he could invite Wayne Newton over and pull the wool over his eyes.
Danke Schoen!
1dollarboxcar: he just wants to start at $100.... for the low rollers..... so they can relate......
But but, he’s rich! I’ve seen him play with 10k and Lose for our entertainment derrrrp! So percentage doesn’t matter and at the same time you should only win 3% of the first $100 and quit, which contradiction do we apply here??
Annnnnnnd since the Colt Dolt is too much of a pussy to show All his sports bets, much less One of them of any substance, in 34 days. I am officially replacing Chrissy as the Goat because of the documentation I’m posting here. This proves that I win EVERY Single Day folks, it’s documented!
See folks, I knew when to play this Parlay! I knew the Jets would play like shit ALL game to throw off the haters on the Giants, then the Jets would get the luckiest call on 4th and 10 with 10 seconds left in the game! Annnnnnd I knew Giants backup QB would shit his pants and panic!
If you want to know my super, duper, oompa, loompa, Winning Parlay strategies, then Pay me $4999 and I’ll show you how I document and win Every Single Day.
Please NO! We don’t need his type around here!
It is the MLM capital here, so maybe that’s why he’s coming to Utah!
Squirtstopher is going to live off the Grid with Mastermind Alumni Mike Miltimore. Who gets his water in Utah from other people’s shitters! What a Millionaire Folks!!Please NO! We don’t need his type around here!
It is the MLM capital here, so maybe that’s why he’s coming to Utah!
Little Kyle just squirted out another Massive win of $19 folks! $19 a day, couldn’t that Change Your Life folks? You could go from eating $300 Sushi and drinking $434 glasses of Wine ONE time, to eating Ramen noodles with Feces filtered water in Utah by following the Colt Dolt! What are you waiting for Folks???
Sign up for the Birthday Booty Bash with Kyle “Shrimp Dick” Mitchell and his Cocktail of Lies!
#BabyDickChrissy
day 2 of the 30 day challenge can be seen here if you wish, i haven't watched it yet
https://files.catbox.moe/z9skvw.mp4
After watching that Chrissy doco I think I've hit my nonsense quota for a few days.
A quick look shows Chrissy is at least keeping the same balance from end to start of next video, and he's defied some expectations by making 2 in a row.
For new people, thats twice as many as his Chrissy Gump goes running videos.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
We've seen countless of these "30 day challenge" posts by Chrissy and he's followed through with exactly 0.0 of them.
This 30 day challenge I'll give it 3 or 4 days MAX before there is a gap and we start seeing other videos and he'll completely ignore the 30 day challenge.....again.
doesn't sound like ZD wants to do the editorial.... which is fine... i don't blame him... but there is a few good takeaways from this and this is just a quick and to the point editorial... it's a Baccarat session... table minimum is $1...
5'55" another mastermind event coming soon it's gonna be to teach baccarat, gonna teach them to win 2500 to 25,000 per day
7'30" pushing to purchase to his book.... millionaire blueprint .... it explains how to grow your $100 bankroll into a
million in 1 yr. by winning 3% per day...
about 3/4 of the way through the video.... things start to go south, for his bestest strategy ever that he hasn't lost with
yet... follow the winner..... he has to make a $45 dollar bet chasing losses that started at $1... table minimum.... good thing for him he wasn't
showing us how high rollers do it starting your bet at $500 like he does in the high limit room at the brick n mortar casinos
and he admits he needs to win this one cause he won't be able to Mitchellgale his bet again... unfortunately for us he
wins the bet and is going to stop the video here cause he is well above his 3% goal....
BedWetterBettor: Squirtstopher does these to distract his dip shit followers from something he wants to hide. In this case, it’s Likely his sports bet losses(which haven’t been shown in over a month) or the Mastermind Losing Weekend,which very little footage was seen
On Oct. 9, Christopher Mitchell showed us that he bet $12K on the 49ers and won $6K.
He told us in this video that the 49ers were the greatest team in the NFL.
Since then, the 49ers have lost 3 games in a row. (the Christopher Mitchell blessing usually becomes the kiss of death)
I can only hope that CM re-upped (and Mitchellgaled) his $12K bets on the 49ers for 3 weeks straight and got completely crushed.
Now Bird Brain is giving relationship advice. I mean…he must know all about these things if he’s able to do them 7000 miles from his romantic interest.
As a Niner fan, I knew not to buy into the early season hype. They’re fine though. Plenty of time to right the ship. It’s all about how you’re playing in late December.BedWetterBettor: Squirtstopher does these to distract his dip shit followers from something he wants to hide. In this case, it’s Likely his sports bet losses(which haven’t been shown in over a month) or the Mastermind Losing Weekend,which very little footage was seen
On Oct. 9, Christopher Mitchell showed us that he bet $12K on the 49ers and won $6K.
He told us in this video that the 49ers were the greatest team in the NFL.
Since then, the 49ers have lost 3 games in a row. (the Christopher Mitchell blessing usually becomes the kiss of death)
I can only hope that CM re-upped (and Mitchellgaled) his $12K bets on the 49ers for 3 weeks straight and got completely crushed.
Blowjob Bob showed up in the comments, after months of seclusion!
As you Know… He posts rambling, non-sensical comments and doesn’t even seem to complete his sentence.
Almost as if he’s being held hostage and forced to post in favor of Chrissy getting engagement?
Funny that he only posted 6 comments this year and HALF are on Chrissy’s 3 most recent videos?
He mentions he’s still gambling and talking to Willie Wanker Rivera, but of course neither one is a millionaire after 3 years of trusting the process! Shoutout to Zach, livin off the grid and running from his Porn addiction! Lol!!
Shout-out to Elmo...
And since the Holidays are right around the corner...
Wouldn’t ya know who else came out of the closet to comment on Chrissy clips???
SerpenTard, under one of his many duplicate accounts commenting nonsense about he won this and that, with no proof of course. Amazingly there was complete radio silence on Squirtstopher’s videos around the same amount of time that old Bob was absent, hmmmm?
Then you have this guy, who appears to be a real person, owned Chrissy and didn’t even get deleted??
Why do I have the feeling Chrissy is picturing One person’s face when he makes these kind of posts??
And as gross as that face it is, it really looks nothing like Little Kyle, could he have a different daddy and Old Saint Paul is only Drew’s biological daddy?
Looks wayyy more like Smurf Boy Drew than Squirtstopher!
Or the needle marks from those roid injections! Paul Sr. Has those lines too!PositiveVariance: Drew has Japanese wringing between his eye brows. Botox?
#MitchellDummiesDaddyIssues
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 10-30-2023 at 06:32 PM.
While it is a well known and undisputed fact that Chrissy is an idiot, he occasionally surprises us with his depth of idiocy.
That comment about go get a second part time job would go viral (like herpes) would be massive for our hero.
He seems to have forgotten the gig economy exploded thanks to Covid and that type of thing is well over 3 years old by now.
When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.
PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
2012: The Templar (unknown)
2013: Jasep $5000+
2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
2018: 4Dragons
2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
2020: Covid19
2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
2022: BDubs leaks chums club info
2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest
Saw this on Stewman’s page and got a good laugh out of it!
Why doesn’t Squirtstopher sign up for that “last” spot??? 6 figures for a one year commitment should be a drop in the bucket for the Colt Goat, no? He could make that 100k back in a month easily with his new super duper Oompa Loompa doompity doo strategy and 20k in hand from the 4 idiots at the mastermind!
What ever happened to Stewman’s documentary? Didn’t he also have a camera man following him around filming all his events and big successes for a year? Or did that go into the ether like Little Kyle’s doc and will now be a hour or Ryan talking in front of his laptop whilst fumbling through photos! Hahaha!
Folks…
Happy Halloween everyone…
Is Chrissy going for the Boy George look or the Milli Vilnilli look this year? You can be the judge!
Chicago’s own roofie legend Blockhead Rick DLF wanted to get in on the action too!
Let’s not forget about Chrissy’s slobber licking butt buddy!
Finally…let’s not forget about the true meaning of this Pagan holiday! Poor Bob by the way…keeps wearing the same dirty Halloween outfit for the past 70 years.
That’s not the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown…It’s Chrissy Bottoms!
Squirtstopher releases the Biggest… Biggest win of his Career folks…
A Massive, Life Changing and Millionaire Making…
Eleven Dollars Folks! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
This is pathetic and shows how broke the Colt Dolt is after losing his ass during the Masturbator Mind meeting! And where are Stacy and NVB? Haven’t seen them about as long as we haven’t seen a winning, sports bet ticket, a sushi dinner or even Casino chips from Bellagio or MGM properties, could they have finally left the Throat Goat?
And just noticed that the cents balance in the previous two videos was 62 cents and now it’s at 42 cents. So likely another reload from Little Kyle offscreen similar to the $140 start balance when he made less than that on the last two videos! He’ll probably go “Hurr durr I placed two Roulette bets of 10 cents each and lost or derrrrp I made an 80 cent profit Off camera folks!”
Neither explains why he can’t show his bet history for this year or Any Year! But Hurr hurr documentation beats Masturbation folks!
Oh I know, but it’s fun making the little midget squirm and make stupid videos exposing his lies. He’s so easy to goad and this will surely rattle the little monkey spanker’s cage!TheRivers: Let’s face it…Stacy will never leave. It’s just the way it is.
Last edited by BedWetterBettor; 10-31-2023 at 08:17 AM.
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