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    For those that like to track these things…

    It would appear that Chrissy is staying somewhere around Columbus Circle in Manhattan. I base this on two things:

    1. When he showed himself getting on the Subway to head to game 3 that was indeed the Columbia Circle subway station

    2. When they were in the bike cab yesterday they were heading West on Central Park South right towards Columbus Circle. It was already night (after 6pm) so he was likely heading back to the hotel to dispose of the props before taking the train to Yankee Stadium.

    There are a decent number of hotels in that area. But dollars to donuts that’s where he’s hiding out.

    Do with this info what you will.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: There are enough Crazies in Manhattan to knock out the Squirt when he tries to take their picture without permission "Hurr hurr I'm gonna knock em out if he keeps filming me!?!" Chrissy in Chicago 2023
      
      RMS9: “Dispose of the props”….LOL LOL LOL!!!!! A+ comment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Ah, if the ball just went a little farther over, it could have been Chrissy trying to force open Mookie's glove the way he'd like to force open Mookie's butt cheeks. (Remember, folks, he took a picture of Mookie's ass during the NLDS at Dodger Stadium!)

    Then the entire world could have gotten to know Chrissy!

    Would have been great for business, actually! Well, provided the feds didn't also take an interest in him at the same time...



    Imagine dragging your wife and kid 2500 miles across the country, so YOU can go to two baseball games alone. That's right after dragging them by car 300 miles away, for the same purpose.

    Oh, and for those who lost track, Bubs is now 5 years old. Or very close to it. He was born in late 2019, to 44-year-old Stacy.

    Obviously Chrissy didn't spend $28k on these trips, nor is he staying at luxury hotel suites. However, indeed he does seem to be attending all of the games he claimed he would, albeit with horrible foul pole seats. I wonder where the money came from. This all still costs money, and Chrissy is too dumb to buy the seats at their lowest price point, especially given his front row obsession. Suffice to say he probably laid out $2000 for each of these seats, plus all of the airfare and hotels. Plus meals and transportation. So for sure, these World Series visits are going to cost him over $10k.

    There must be money coming from somewhere. My guess is that either he got some nice BOL commissions coming in, or he convinced Big Daddy Foster to cough up some money for the "family" to take these trips, even though Stacy and Bubs are once again second class citizens.

    While Chrissy can rationalize that these trips are to increase his profile as a "successful gambler", and thus recruit more suckers, I think the whole thing is actually an exercise in being a Pretend Rich Guy.
    You said it, DD. I am going crazy to understand where the money is coming from for all these trips.

    1. We know he isn’t winning gambling. That’s a 100% given.
    2. He doesn’t have any successful businesses. He’s too narcissistic not to show any sort of proof where he’s generating income IF he truly was generating income. It’s obvious he’s money obsessed and takes any chance to depict that he’s a successful millionaire; which we all know he’s the farthest thing from a millionaire, or successful. If he was bringing in income from some sort of business, you better believe he’d be flashing the dollar bills.
    3. Maybe he is getting some money from BOL losses from his victims. I understand it’s 35% on their losses (which is pretty generous) but if you look at the folks who follow him, I highly doubt these people are gambling anything of large value to warrant earnings that would allow all these trips and highly priced championship sporting events. I know that’s very stereotypical of me to assume, but I just can’t imagine the people who follow him are losing anything of major significance…maybe a $100-$200 here and there. Not enough to support the expenses he’s incurring.
    4. Could Stacy be working? She’s makes an appearance here and there, but it’s usually during his trips when she could be off work. Is she possibly working again and Chris is basically spending her earnings?
    5. He has no crypto. (He would show it)
    6. He has no savings. (He would show it)
    7. He’s not making these outrageous sports bets (as he claims) because we all know he would absolutely flash those bet slips any chance he gets if he had them.

    WHAT THE FUCK GIVES?! I agree with Druff. The coast to coast trip had to cost a pretty penny. I have to imagine those NYY tickets were well over $1k per game. Their regular season tickets are fairly pricey from what I can remember. The flights. The hotel. The food. Even if he did skimp on those latter items, it still costs money. If he has a credit card, I can’t imagine the limit to be too high since he has no steady job and can’t prove income.

    I hate to say it, but this is infuriating. I bust my ass, make a good living to support my family, enjoy some luxuries in life, but I absolutely don’t spend as feverishly as this shit does. WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS MONEY COMING FROM?????? Can his in-laws really be supporting this fake millionaire, wanna be lifestyle? Somebody talk me off this ledge…PLEASE!!!

     
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      1dollarboxcar: same here...
      
      Pickleball: @RMS9 - I agree with your theory regarding the clowns who follow him or have followed him. These people are low rollers. Even if one tilted and lost $1,000 one month, he would only receive $350.00 . That is not enough for his trips.

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    it is difficult to imagine the BOL affiliate money is still coming in, at least in any meaningful way, as those low rolling chumps would have quit or gone broke by now. it doesn't make sense. but we know he's not gambling on these games as he would show slips of winners.

     
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      BedWetterBettor: I've figured out to be around $1500 a month given his videos and let's say 15 or so dipshits like Branko, Bird Brain, Dave Pruett and Hoa Le among others are still playing online and Losing! Plus $999 for Branko and Nam Douche is another 2k a month!

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    I’m of the impression that maybe he is a millionaire at this point. But being a millionaire isn’t such a big deal these days is not a big (though it’s funny to see him act like it is…almost like he’s living in the 1970s). I think he had a run where he was bringing in a lot of money from his scam. And while that has likely dried up now he may indeed have saved enough to live comfortably and then some for a while. I’ve never been of the opinion that he blows it all at the casino. I think more times than not he’s not gambling anymore and hasn’t for quite some time.

    If Stacy did get a job that would be hilarious..but I don’t think so. And if she did that is majorly bad news for Bubs. Can you imagine getting hone-schooled exclusively by Chrissy? Yikes!

     
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      Pickleball: I disagree with your theory. When Chrissy was scamming for good money, he would frequently piss it away in the casinos. Remember all those comped suites and meals? He doesn't know how to handle money. That's my two cents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RMS9 View Post

    You said it, DD. I am going crazy to understand where the money is coming from for all these trips.

    1. We know he isn’t winning gambling. That’s a 100% given.
    2. He doesn’t have any successful businesses. He’s too narcissistic not to show any sort of proof where he’s generating income IF he truly was generating income. It’s obvious he’s money obsessed and takes any chance to depict that he’s a successful millionaire; which we all know he’s the farthest thing from a millionaire, or successful. If he was bringing in income from some sort of business, you better believe he’d be flashing the dollar bills.
    3. Maybe he is getting some money from BOL losses from his victims. I understand it’s 35% on their losses (which is pretty generous) but if you look at the folks who follow him, I highly doubt these people are gambling anything of large value to warrant earnings that would allow all these trips and highly priced championship sporting events. I know that’s very stereotypical of me to assume, but I just can’t imagine the people who follow him are losing anything of major significance…maybe a $100-$200 here and there. Not enough to support the expenses he’s incurring.
    4. Could Stacy be working? She’s makes an appearance here and there, but it’s usually during his trips when she could be off work. Is she possibly working again and Chris is basically spending her earnings?
    5. He has no crypto. (He would show it)
    6. He has no savings. (He would show it)
    7. He’s not making these outrageous sports bets (as he claims) because we all know he would absolutely flash those bet slips any chance he gets if he had them.

    WHAT THE FUCK GIVES?! I agree with Druff. The coast to coast trip had to cost a pretty penny. I have to imagine those NYY tickets were well over $1k per game. Their regular season tickets are fairly pricey from what I can remember. The flights. The hotel. The food. Even if he did skimp on those latter items, it still costs money. If he has a credit card, I can’t imagine the limit to be too high since he has no steady job and can’t prove income.

    I hate to say it, but this is infuriating. I bust my ass, make a good living to support my family, enjoy some luxuries in life, but I absolutely don’t spend as feverishly as this shit does. WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS MONEY COMING FROM?????? Can his in-laws really be supporting this fake millionaire, wanna be lifestyle? Somebody talk me off this ledge…PLEASE!!!
    No Stacy is not working, watching the semi-autistic, developmentally delayed kid is her Full-Time J.O.B! However, because he has a disability they are likely getting some sort of Government aid and of course NOT using it on his education or betterment, but instead using that money to further the scam life!

    Also, Mr. Foster is a legit Millionaire, unlike his Squirting Son-In-Law, Foster's net worth is well over 1.2 mil and we KNOW he is willing to give them money, so you have that support as well.

    And last Chrissy has ZERO expenses besides Rent and the Car Payment + Insurance. Say he pays 3-4k a month in Rent and 1k a month for the car & insurance (he has the state minimum with Progressive, which is less than $60 a month)

    We Know he has a Masturrr Card and has maxed it out numerous times since getting it. He may be getting a Business Credit Line or extending the credit line every few months and then maxing it out like he did in November 2023. Either way, he is barely making it off the Chum's Club and Affiliate money. This is why we NEVER see Bet Slips, Hotel Suites in Vegas, Casino Chips in Vegas, Fancy Dinners more than twice a month, No First Class Flights and NO Slot wins in over 10 months!

    With this Dolt, it's always small sample size and Sleight of hand trickery. They probably wait for the BOL affiliate money and Govt. check to come in and THEN they go out for a nice dinner or trip to a ball game. It's an obvious pattern that won't hold up much longer! Book it!

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    I’m of the impression that maybe he is a millionaire at this point. But being a millionaire isn’t such a big deal these days is not a big (though it’s funny to see him act like it is…almost like he’s living in the 1970s). I think he had a run where he was bringing in a lot of money from his scam. And while that has likely dried up now he may indeed have saved enough to live comfortably and then some for a while. I’ve never been of the opinion that he blows it all at the casino. I think more times than not he’s not gambling anymore and hasn’t for quite some time.

    If Stacy did get a job that would be hilarious..but I don’t think so. And if she did that is majorly bad news for Bubs. Can you imagine getting hone-schooled exclusively by Chrissy? Yikes!
    He considers having a Million dollars slip through his fingers over the years as "earned" and "being a millionaire". He could never hold on to that type of loot and if he does have it at the moment, why keep the car loan and pay interest for no reason? Why pay rent down a bottomless hole instead of buying a 2 bed, 2 bath home for 250k-300k in a suburb in Nevada?

    It doesn't add up. Throw in the parking ticket fiasco, the Lexus and Rolex vanishing, the Dave Pruett debacle and the fact not ONE person is hanging out with him in Vegas anymore. He'd have to be the Cheapest & Dumbest Millionaire on earth to not buy things that would help him and instead wasted his bottom dollar on World Series and NHL game tickets!

    #FRAUD LIFE

    Look Chrissy made a Friend in the Village with a Definitely NOT GAY, Flower print shirt and went to the Rockefeller Center building with him!

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    Of course Squirtstopher has to take something Mediocre and say it's "Epic". More Fraud from a Fraudulent Fag!

    Edit: Missed an Opportunity to change Top of The Rock to what Chrissy was Really on Top of whilst in NYC... Hint: It also ends in OCK!!!

     
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      TheRivers: Still pushing Bubs around in a stroller at the age of 5. How sad. One would think such a gifted young athlete would be well beyond needing that.
      
      Pickleball: @BWB - I agree wiith your take on Kyle. He cannot handle money period. In the past, he would Martingale it away on casino games and sport bets. I doubt he could hide a new YT channel and be making money off of some new scam.
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    Chrissy is a known scammer and there are many ways to make a mediocre living with low-level fraud (I'm not a person who does so who knows what he's doing). I still contend that he's doing some gay escorting to a small clientele. I've known female escorts who have had the same circle of Johns for years on top of a regular job. That might account for some portion of it.

     
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      Pickleball: I would think that would be a possibility but not with his man tits. Maybe he hangs out at truck stops and gives blows to go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phantom Limb View Post
    Chrissy is a known scammer and there are many ways to make a mediocre living with low-level fraud (I'm not a person who does so who knows what he's doing). I still contend that he's doing some gay escorting to a small clientele. I've known female escorts who have had the same circle of Johns for years on top of a regular job. That might account for some portion of it.


    Agreed, it's no Coincidence that many of his former Chums and loyal followers are Truck drivers annnnnd his former Gay Co-Star Byran Ockert lives in Vegas!

    TheRivers: Still pushing Bubs around in a stroller at the age of 5. How sad. One would think such a gifted young athlete would be well beyond needing that.
    At least we now know where NVB got his physique from, Toothpicks for days folks!!!

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    Yea, with a withering, Emaciated 50 year old Stace and NVB stuck in a Stroller til he's 20, they're really living their BEST life... :::::rolls eyes::::::

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Imagine dragging your wife and kid 2500 miles across the country, so YOU can go to two baseball games alone. That's right after dragging them by car 300 miles away, for the same purpose..
    I’d be getting a babysitter for Bubs, taking my wife out to one of the 100 world class restaurants for dinner, and then back to the hotel for some killer sex, but that’s just me.

     
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      TheRivers: Or at least take the two of them to see The Lion Kong or some other show. Today was a matinee day. Sure the rich guy can afford theater tickets.
      
      BedWetterBettor: @Rivers, he's used to getting FREE comped tickets to Katy Perry & Taylor Swift shows. He wouldn't want insult his hosts by PAYING for something like that!?!? Also "Hurr durr Free is Bad Folks!??!"
      
      zealanddonk: You enjoy sex with women though, for Chrissy it'd be like a j.o.b

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    he prob got a sba/ppp loan for the max he could. even if just the 250k you could get wo collateral, that's a lot w/ his expenses.

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    Chrissy smiling like an idiot in a mismatched Shiny Shorts and cheap Yankees Kid size shirt. I'm sure that cop would LOVE to see the photos of Little Kyle smiling and mocking homeless people. Or even Squirting Big Loads on Sticky Couches for $200 a pop... You reaaaaady hahhhhh???

    More lies about Cops from NYPD liking his outfit. Little did he know, it was one of the Cops from Village People that were offering him a "Ride"...

    And it's the kind of ride that involves a plunger in his arse!

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    I have a feeling Chrissy will be riding in the back of a cop car by the end of the night and he will find out the REAL REASON they call it the Slammer!


    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd it's GONE!!! HAHAHA, the little Pussy deleted the cop post faster than he Drops his pants for Gay older men!!!

    What happened to the "BIGGEST BET HE EVER PLACED???" Why no Lobster and Steak Dinner at Smith & Wollensky to celebrate??? Surely he could afford a Fancy dinner more than Once a Year??? Unless he's Broke and Lying like Always!!!

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    With chrissy, it is much more of a case what we can see, not what he says.

    Some options include:

    He had a good run of gambling AND Stace made him hand some of it over or pay for things in advance.
    This would potentially explain the Chicago fiasco.

    He has a backer who finds his antics entertaining and a deal where if there is profit he keeps a piece, if he busts there is no makeup.
    No idea why anyuone would do this for anything except poker, but Chrissy knows how to find low intelligence chums.

    Same as the second but its gay sex rather than gambling as others have suggested.

    He has enough chums club members [last estimated at 2] AND BOL affliate money coming in for subsistence (possibly with the occasional win himself).
    Given he claimed awhile ago a woman wanted to pay him $10k for a meet and greet casino fiasco with totally no sex, not even a kiss, it wouldnt take too many of those BFEs to keep him just over broke.

    He and/or Stace are working:
    He could easily be driving for Uber during the day and into the night most days of the week
    He doesnt do mastermind events any more, doesnt have many chums club members, is not churning out youtube content, and very ocasionally makes FB gambling videos.
    Conversely, we see Stace even less, it is quite reasonable she was working.
    Relatively few people know Chrissy so Uber wouldnt be too unusual, and Stace going back to work as a nurse or whatever would be difficult to link back to Chrissy.


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    So if I had to guess, he did have a nice win that he ddint immediately donk off or he/Stace are working.

     
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      Pickleball: i find it hard to believe he had a gambling win prior to the World Seriesl He would have pissed the win away long before being able to buy tickets to the games. It s possible that he got a new credit card and just maxed it out on the World Series.
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    The Cheap Fraud posing in the seats behind the Foul Pole!

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    Chrissy is usually accustomed to being in front or on top of most Poles In his life!

    Here he is screaming over taking Aaron Judge’s pole up his arse!

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    Hahahahaha, Squirtstopher got REAL quiet all of a sudden since the Dodgers tied it up…

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    Went from screaming and smiling to Resting Retard Face in just 44 minutes folks! Could his Big Boy bet be in jeopardy??? Lol
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    I’m probably not going to game 6 if there is one, but I promise you if I do, I’ll find his ass and out him to the Mexicans in right field for wearing Yankee gear.

     
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    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd the Curse of the Billy Goat has now infected NY completely!

    1st the Islanders(sorry Rivers), losing their 2nd game in a row since Squirtstopher donned their jersey!

    And now the Yankees, blowing a 5 Run Lead like Chrissy Blows 5 Chums at his first Masturr Mind Meeting cuz he Left his Bankroll at home!!

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    So how should we split the 100K that Chrissy is too cheap and too broke to pay us??? 20 way split sound good to everyone?? Hurr Hurr 100k the Dodgers won't win folks!

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    Chrissy trying to save face by Live Streaming now. He’s probably been gritting his dentures they look like they’re about to fall out!

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    Hey look Stacy made it after all!

    Nah, that’s just some other old hag that Chrissy is probably trying to Scam money from for one of his Ginuwine Pony Dances!

    Congrats Druff!!!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BedWetterBettor View Post
    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd the Curse of the Billy Goat has now infected NY completely!

    1st the Islanders(sorry Rivers), losing their 2nd game in a row since Squirtstopher donned their jersey!

    And now the Yankees, blowing a 5 Run Lead like Chrissy Blows 5 Chums at his first Masturr Mind Meeting cuz he Left his Bankroll at home!!

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    So how should we split the 100K that Chrissy is too cheap and too broke to pay us??? 20 way split sound good to everyone?? Hurr Hurr 100k the Dodgers won't win folks!

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    Chrissy trying to save face by Live Streaming now. He’s probably been gritting his dentures they look like they’re about to fall out!

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    Hey look Stacy made it after all!

    Nah, that’s just some other old hag that Chrissy is probably trying to Scam money from for one of his Ginuwine Pony Dances!

    Congrats Druff!!!
    Just to be transparent, unlike The Bloat, tonight Freddie Freeman did not hit a home run. I lost a whopping $10.00.

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    However, being the GOAT, I did cash my prop bet on the Dodgers to win the World Series.

    Thanks Chrissy, as the Dodgers were a lock to win the World Series after you proclaimed that you would bet $100K that they would lose the World Series. Besides you jinx every team that you publically back. LMAO

    You are simply gold to fade on your tragic losing handicapping.
    Too bad you didn't win your bet and didn't have the money to pay for first class airfare back to Los Angeles.

    I am sure Spirit Airlines gave you some free nuts or if not, the trucker in the back row by the bathrooms was willing to give you some free nuts too.
    #Bloat Life

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      BedWetterBettor: Not to worry, being the GOAT, you can simply make that $10 plus Several Thousand More playing Undocumented Penny Slots OFF Camera and a Simple Post on FB will verify this... Bloat Life Baby!!

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    I like how Cunt weasel Kyle (Shoutout to ZD) is already trying to distract his Chums from the FACT he LOST betting on the Yankees and Jinxed all the NY teams he tried to affiliate himself with.

    "derrrrrp look folks I went on a bungee jump... I'm so Rich and Kewwl!?!? Don't you wanna learn how to do dis folks??? Pay me $999,999,999.99 to live this Colt Life and Do Mediocre Things that ANYONE can do!?!"

    Won't even bother with the Cheesy photos of him smiling like a Fake Rich person or the lame video he stole from the Company that hosted the jump.

    If only Chrissy had real videographer skills he could make videos as well shot as that?? Alas, he only knows how to make videos on Gay dude's couches, Pulling his Pud for $200 a pop!!!

    #COLT LIFE BABY!!

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    Make that Check for 100K payable to:

    Poker Fraud Alert C/O Dan Druff

    1 Dead Broke Douchebag Boulevard

    Summerlin NV 89135

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    Krusty is back in da house...


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1dollarboxcar View Post
    Krusty is back in da house...

    I promise you, when Freddie hit that home run, I was not filming myself on my phone. What a narcissist.

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    Chrissy was cheering that grandslam like he was going to get paid to be grandslammed by five gay guys later that night

     
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    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
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    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
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    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.

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    Did anyone mention that in one of his Reels today, he was very depressed after appearing to lose a bet on the Yankees?
    More importantly at the end of that reel, he said "Wow", just like he did when he lost his thousand dollars in three minutes on the electronic roulette table....."Wow"! LMAO

    Then of course he never gets emotional. Let's see, there was the Game One grand slam, Aaron Judge's home run, and Stanton's home run, none of which elevated Chrissy's voice or emotions.

    Does anyone think that Stacy was crossing her fingers and wishing that The Bloat's bungee saftey cord would break after he took the plunge?

    I wouldn't blame her as the level of control that he has over her, is just slighty less than using her in a sex trafficing operation.
    Stacy is either taking some serious medications to hide her depression, or she had a lobotomy.

    What woman wouldn't be seething after being used as a prop? The Bloat simply doled out a buggy ride, a couple of cheap meals in Los Angeles and NYC and a free elevator ride to the top of a building to view the city?

    At the same time, Stacy was delegated the task of pushing NVB around in his stroller and viewed the city with her baby boy.
    What an amazing life she leads. In fact, she just might have a level of anger that could cause her to pull a Lorena Bobbit on Chrissy. If anyone isn't aware of the Bobbit's national news, you can check out via this link, what happened to her husband back in 1993. Of course Stacy would need a magnifying glass to perform her surgery on Chrissy.
    https://www.history.com/this-day-in-...and-john-penis

     
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