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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Presumably she has a license, because she used to be a normal functional mom in Ohio with a nursing job. Chrissy just won't let her drive because he's a controlling asshole and also doesn't care about her. She's just a prop.
    Oh she has a License alright and a spotless driving record!

    Squirtstopher on the other hand…

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    It now makes sense why he Ran from Texas. He was Caught Driving with a Revoked License!!!

    And why did he get his NV license revoked folks? Because of unpaid Parking Tickets he couldn’t afford cuz he was Broke!!

    Hahahahahahahaha, that’s right the “Millionaire” couldn’t scrape together a measly couple hundred dollars to pay those pesky parking tickets back in 2022 when he was chauffeuring Zachy around Chocktaw in a rented Lambo.

    It also explains why he had to rent said Lambo from some Russian goon for a $5000 deposit that allegedly got stolen! Chrissy couldn’t get an exotic rental from a Legit Service or Person for not having a Valid license, lol!!!

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    This explains his 4 month hiatus of driving the Lexus from Sept til January as his license was suspended for the violations above and he probably ran away from TX thinking he could get an Illinois license without those violations showing up! But as usual he was wrong as he is poor!

    Could also be part of the reason he turned in the Lexus as he thought the tickets would only show on that car’s history in TX!

    Chrissy wasn’t shy about driving Zach around for many trips from 7/17/2022- 12/20/22 BEFORE he got his driving privileges restored.

    Would be a Damn Shame if someone notified NV Department of Motor Vehicles that a certain Masturbating Midget was breaking the law and not only filming while driving, but operating a motor vehicle with a Revoked License!

    Video evidence of this is documented and Documentation beats Conversation Hurr hurr!?!

    TheRivers: I still think he ran from Texas because he got banished by Kraft and Stewman
    Maybe but looking at the timeline, he was still consorting with Apex til around November. But his license was reinstated on 12/20/2022 and he was in Chicago by 1/3/2023.

    Could be both and he was just laying low until he could drive the Lexus without fear of getting stopped by Texas state troopers for “obstructing passage of other vehicles”. Which is just a fancy way of getting a speeding ticket pleaded down without points!

     
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      1dollarboxcar: oh wow, what a revelation... excellent work !!
      
      TheRivers: I still think he ran from Texas because he got banished by Kraft and Stewman
      
      Pickleball: I wonder how much of a fine he had to pay for obstructing vehicles in TX? The fine can be up to $4,000 plus 180 in jail. What a pathetic douche bag. Great find BWB.
      
      zealanddonk: Excellent work
      
      The Boz: Great stuff!
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    Its a shame Chrissy wasnt caught when he was making his silly youtube videos while driving.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    Its a shame Chrissy wasnt caught when he was making his silly youtube videos while driving.

    The video of him driving the Lambo, dated Sept 17 2022, is still on his IG.

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    Plus the Billy Goat channel and Mumbler’s videos have some footage of him driving around with Zach from 7/2022- 10/2022, the period when his license was Revoked!



    Feel free to post these links and photos on Summerlin PD’s not so Private Inner Circle FB page!!!

    https://m.facebook.com/lvmpdSummerlin/


    Best of all, there’s no recurring one time lifetime monthly payment to use their FB page and they won’t kick you out and ask for more money!

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    COLT LIFE BABY!

     
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      TheRivers: Didn’t he also drive to Louisiana and Mississippi for mastermind meetings during that same time period?
      
      The Boz: Mumbler rep….what ever happened to that clown?

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    Serious Question, if you were making THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS every single day Betting on Sports for 3 years Straight, why wouldn't you:

    A) Pay the Car note on your 2017 Hyundai???

    B) Pay off the Parking Tickets you racked up in TX driving your Father In-Laws's Lexus?

    C) Buy a Home so your lazy wife and non-verbal son have a solid community to grow up and live in?

    D) Put your hand on the Bible and Swear you never did Gay Porn or ANY Kind of Porn???

    Oh wait…

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    E) Pull out more money on Nov 2023’s Masturr mind meeting from your millions instead of Beg for $5000 from Dave Pruett last November and promise him a Year's worth of Sports pick and Chum's Club membership, only to steal his money and go back on your promise AGAIN???



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    F)Have ONE SINGLE SUCCESSFUL CLIENT from all those years of Sports picks, Casino Gambling, Online Sessions and 99% Guaranteed Winning Strategies???

    Let that Sink in!!

    Billy Goat Life Baby!


    1dollarboxcar: yep, he is so rich he can't even pay off his parking tickets, so glad you uncovered this !!
    He probably thought "it's no big deal, I don't have to pay these things cuz I don't OWN the Lexus!" But when they run the plate, they send suspension notices to ALL registered owners. So Mr. Foster got a nice letter in the mail months later about HIS license potentially getting suspended and told the little Squirter to pay it or the deal is OFF!

    Which would explain why they turned in the lease on the Lexus early and Foster demanded his name come off the registration.

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the Little Pussy couldn't go an hour without realizing how Stupid he Looks for schilling sports picks with Zero Bet slips shown in a year, No casino chips in 14 months annnnnnnnnnnd no Chums left to testify how much they've made (and LOST) following the Bloat!

    I completely missed his Lie about making $113,686 in August(my guess of his fake win was $111K, lol!) and of course we KNOW he's telling the truth because he posted the number of bets and winning percentage... on Facebook... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    What a Fraud Fake Millionaire Fag!


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      1dollarboxcar: yep, he is so rich he can't even pay off his parking tickets, so glad you uncovered this !!
      
      Pickleball: @BWB - The Bloat deleted his post after you ripped him a new one and humiliated him too! It is so much fun to watch Chrissy's acts of deperation fail. Just like when he leased aLas Vegas billboard advertising an off shore casino! What a stooge! LMAO
      
      TheRivers: Countless people? Well I guess zero is not a “countable” number so he’s kind of right.
      
      Tellafriend: haha
      
      Dan Druff:
      
      Tariq Reed: Good job saving his post. He's still trying to drum up business but apparently realizing that his post is ridiculous without documentation. What's his next move to survive financially? Car title loan?
      
      The Boz: The Love Boat….fucking hilarious!
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    Oh no, our old buddy Luc got his X account hacked. And you want to me to give you my money to invest. 😀

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      BedWetterBettor: Don't invest with his Dentist, his teeth are as crooked as his business dealings!
      
      1dollarboxcar: he probably blocked you, the account comes up for me...
      
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    The Bloat trying to act like he is straight.
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      The Boz: So much potential!
      
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      Tariq Reed: Plot twist: Christopher Mitchell was a performer on stage when he met Eli Bowman at the strip club. Scotty doesn't know and neither does Eli Bowman's wife.
      
      1dollarboxcar: it was definitely a gay strip club...
      
      zealanddonk: Failed actor, failed singer, failed comedian, there isnt too much left for Chrissy to fail at

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pickleball View Post
    The Bloat trying to act like he is straight.
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    Unfortunately our boy Dave is too embarrassed or stupid to say “You fucked me out of $5000+ in Vegas”

    Or someone to say they found him on Frat Boys.

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    Never an original idea in The Bloat's head. Well except for his genius business plan to lease a billboard sign and hope to scam some locals into betting with an off shore casino.

    It took Chrissy aka Kyle Prescott, less than one hour to copy Luc's brilliant slogan.
    Let's give Chrissy a one out of 10 for at least paraphrasing what he stole.

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      Tariq Reed: It's a trade off: Luc Longmire lets Christopher Mitchell copy his FB posts and Christopher Mitchell let's Luc Longmire copy his bets.
      
      1dollarboxcar: what a dufus...
      
      zealanddonk: We havent seen Chrissy buy anything of value in a very long time that isnt food
      
      Tellafriend: what a clown

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    Folks, here is the Documentation that I AM THE REAL GOAT…folks!

    I won not One, Not Two, But all Three of my Sports bets today folks and I show my bets Every Single Day… that they win Folks!!!

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    Meanwhile Midget Masturbators haven’t show a Single Sports bet in a year, no Casino Chips in over 13 months, No Big Slot Jackpots or Filet Mignon dinners in over 7 months! Let that sink in!!

    Why? It’s because they’re cock sucking fraudulent Losers who can’t afford to pay their Parking tickets and think if they post the same phrase four times, suckers like Branko will Pay Again to “Copy Them”! Documentation beats conversation Hurr hurr!

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    How did all these morons do by Copying the Bloat in Tampa??? Lost 10K or more and got kicked out for their troubles!

    #Billy Goat Life Baby!

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pickleball View Post
    The Bloat trying to act like he is straight.
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    Going back over the ol "Chrissy claims" files: Chrissy claimed he used to be a male stripper, and bang 100s of women.

    Maybe Eli is openly gay and happy for Chrissy to be blowing up his spot.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

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    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.

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    Chrissy back on the ol vague mumbo jumbo engagement posts

    Today it is
    "Your EXCUSES are the only reason why you're a failure".

    We know he copied it from someone else since he got the apostrophe in you're'r'e're correct.

     
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      1dollarboxcar: more words of wisdom from the great Nostradamus...
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.

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    The Bloat missed his chance over the weekend, to brag to the world that he really was a multimillionaire and that his Chase Bank Account balance would prove it to his haters! In this case, documentation beats check fraud conversation.
    All he had to do was commit bank fraud like others who thought they were getting free money from Chase.

    Chase had a glitch in their system that permitted account holders to deposit personal checks using a Chase ATM and then immediately withdraw sums of money from their account based off their bad check(s). Of course someone posted this "free money" scam on TikTok and the video went viral.

    Greed found its way to these imbeciles as they quickly withdrew a lesser amount of money from the same ATM or another Chase ATM. For some unknown reason, Chase did not have a hold programmed in place to freeze their funds based off their personal checks, until the checks cleared.
    Some of these gangsters racked up tens of thousands of dollars in fraudulent checks. They best head to Mexico or Boivia as they are going to be convicted of a felony for defrauding a bank.

    Why not Chrissy!


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    https://www.usatoday.com/story/money...d/75058813007/

     
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      Tariq Reed: I have a considerable balance at my bank (BofA) and they still hold all my check deposits for several days before releasing the funds. Chase is/was stupid. But remember, these fraudsters get to vote in elections too, just like law abiding citizens do

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    So two months in a row where Chrissy is broke, showing no actual results and he's desperately looking for another 6-12 month rental. Since he hasn't shown a sports betting ticket in OVER a year and hasn't eaten Filet Mignon in over 6 months, it is DOCUMENTED that he hasn't won dick in that time! Which is odd for the Masturbating Midget as he loves Dick winning in all shapes and sizes!

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    No slot Jackpots of over $2000 despite him winning daily jackpots after only putting $100 into a machine hurr hurr, also indicate the Colt Dolt is broke! I'm sure we'll be treated to another bunker shot of him standing in front of his tiny rented space wall smiling like an idiot holding the same prop money we've seen for a year now.

    Meanwhile, his other Chums like Mike Schulkins are doing Coaching Calls online and living the Real Goat Life!~


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    And Apex alum Chum Ryan Screwman, who claims he doesn't know who Chrissy is and that it was just "some guy who quit after 2 months", is venting about Haterz at his Apex meetings and even living next door to him!

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    I like how Stewman's instant reaction is not to address the issue his HOA has with HIM, but instead to deflect and make it about SOMEONE ELSE... hmmm, who do we know who constantly does that??? "Hurr hurr Casinos cheat, dealers affect the spin of the ball, Pit Bosses are assholes?!?!"


    RMS9: I question where Stewman lives. Doesn’t sound as nice as he thinks it is with neighbors like that.
    Unlike Chrissy, Stewman is actually a Real Millionaire. And from what I derived from his Pissy angry rant to the HOA his home is affiliated with, he lives in a Community Called Chapel Creek in Frisco, TX...

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    Homes range anywhere from 500k to $5 million!

    https://www.zillow.com/chapel-creek-...01acb61d6e69ee


    So even if he is renting, he's still paying out the ass in HOA fees and other monthly payments. Meanwhile, Chrissy remains hiding like a pussy, deleting posts from his newest Bunker location! #BILLY GOAT LIFE

     
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    Remember when Chrissy was celebrating his Anniversary month by going out to eat at 5 star restaurants every single day, flying first class on Spirit Airlines and thanking Stacy for marrying his Gay Porn Squirting ass instead of leaving him on the crusty old couches of Bryan Ockert? Yea, neither does he!!!

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    Stacy does seem to be following Drew quite closely... could it be that she likes watching a Straight man work out, stay in shape (naturally or otherwise) annnnnnnd do things for his son instead of using him as a prop???


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    Wait let me guess, Chrissy is off to another FREE to the public Tourist destination like all rich people visit???

    Or he's in Ohio begging Mr. Foster for ANOTHER loan???

    Let that sink in!

    ***Update***

    Goaded the little dipshit again, lol! But he likely copied Luc Longmire or someone more successful than him, which is basically Everybody! Hahahaha!

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    Luc just moved to Puerto Rico, Chrissy can't even go to a tropical island because he's too broke and has no passport! Let that sink in!!

     
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      Tariq Reed: It's pretty amazing how he was pretty much insufferable in previous years posting endlessly about Stacy's birthday month activities and then this year not even mentioning her birthday at all. Weird.
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    Tariq Reed: It's pretty amazing how he was pretty much insufferable in previous years posting endlessly about Stacy's birthday month activities and then this year not even mentioning her birthday at all. Weird.
    Whoops my bad, I gave the impression it was Stacy's birthday month when it was their Anniversary month!

    I thought this was cleared up with the first pic of the Mitchell's's'''s''''s posting Lies about how they spent every day in August 2023 Celebrating their anniversary.

    Of course the Squirter is too broke and defeated to do even ONE day of celebrating their Anniversary in August, much less post a Single Winning Sports bet ticket!

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    Shouldn't the #1 Sports Bettor in the World be showing his picks on this weeks Opening Games in the NFL??

    Or is he too busy studying Ping Pong and Cornhole games at 3AM on ESPN the Ocho?

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    #FRAUD LIFE BABY

    Uh oh, looks like we scared Drew away to the point he’s pulling a Zachy and going off the grid!

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    Amazing the number of people in Chrissy's life that want to get far away from him by quitting Social Media.


    Also, as probably mentioned, in many cultures when a man dies, his wife will marry one of his brothers,

    Really not seeing a downside for Stace on that one.
    When faced with a difficult decision, ask yourself "What would Micon do?", then do the opposite.

    PFA Rookie of the Year Awards
    2012: The Templar (unknown)
    2013: Jasep $5000+
    2015: Micon's gofundme legal defense $3k begging for 100k:
    2018: 4Dragons
    2019: Dutch Boyd: Mike Postle
    2020: Covid19
    2021: SMIFlorida and some sort of shit coins for $50k
    2023: 22nd Feb 4th Dec Youtube channels removed
    2024: Dustin Morgan wins Chrissy's $1000 contest: May 3rd another channel gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zealanddonk View Post
    Amazing the number of people in Chrissy's life that want to get far away from him by quitting Social Media.


    Also, as probably mentioned, in many cultures when a man dies, his wife will marry one of his brothers,

    Really not seeing a downside for Stace on that one.
    Same thing in Biblical times! It’s a Good Thing Chrissy is a devout Christian and never uses it as a prop to swear off any past transgressions or misses a single Sunday service… oh wait!

    Speaking of Sunday, Folks! It’s not too late to pay me $999 for Super Duper Elite NFL winning Picks!

    All you have to do is COPY ME!

    Here’s the proof that I win 99.9999% of the time folks!

    All you have to do is COPY ME!


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    All you have to do is COPY ME!


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    All you have to do is COPY ME!

    See folks I win Every Single Day, that I post my winning tickets! And since I never post any losing bets that automatically means I win 99.9999999% of the time folks!

    If you don’t see the valuable opportunity to pay me $999 for this life changing information, then you’re just a jealous dead broke hater!

    For personal reasons, I’m goin to win every single Sunday of the season folks!

    Documentation Beats masturbation!

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    Folks, the REAL Goat has done it again! Proving that I win Every Single Day folks!!!

    Unlike the Bald Pussy who hides in some flea bag motel until his BOL check comes through in a week, I DOCUMENTED my bets again and Prove that I win 99.99999% of the time… that I show bets here!

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    I even had a feeling and was instructed by God to bet a last minute Parlay to make some extra Colt Life Cash!

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    I just made a 212% return on my investment folks! And this is from my dead broke douche bag low roller account that I show you not to impress you but to impress upon you!

    I bet thousands and thousands on my OTHER account. But I can only show you those bets if you pay me $999,999.999 to learn my Super Duper secret parlay bets that I only use in the casino, when nobody is looking or filming me… God’s Honest Truth!

    Wouldn’t YOU like to make an extra 212% every single day like me??? Stop being so cheap and get a check up from the Neck Up while Chrissy Squirts til it Hurts!

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      zealanddonk: PRetty sure he's being squired into, in that last picture
      
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    @BWB , but but Christopher Mitchell said don't make sucker bets, especially parlays as he makes parlay bets...


     
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      BedWetterBettor: Yea but I know WHEN to bet them cuz I have a divine feeling that God guided me to bet on it Hurr hurr!?!
      
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    Welp, now we know he is desperately looking for Rentals in Cali and Colorado! Hahahahaha, he thinks it somehow proves he's a millionaire cuz ya know a Bank Account or Home purchase certainly wouldn't accomplish that!!

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    TheRivers: Clearly he’s still got some money coming in. Gotta wonder at what point the well completely runs dry.
    I think he Maxes out his Masturrr Card and requests new Max Limit every year.

    Since you don't have to prove income and just make regular minimum payments on time, you can claim you make $1,000,000.99 a year and Masturr Card Management will believe it and extended a higher credit line.

    His last BIG game was the Stanley Cup Finals Game 1 & 2 and he clearly maxed it out then. Hence he had to LIE about going to the Stanley Cup Finals Game 7.

    Plus a "front row" or Field goal section Seat for Chrissy(LOL) against the Lowly Jets wouldn't exactly be 25K or very hard to obtain, in fact they're UNDER $500 for Field Goal area seats! Fake Millionaire Life Baby!

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      TheRivers: Clearly he’s still got some money coming in. Gotta wonder at what point the well completely runs dry.
      
      RMS9: I’m with Rivers. We all know his gambling isn’t turning a profit. He can’t be making squat off his “inner circle”, I don’t see the affiliate money being anything of value…yet he continues to travel and attend these events. Where’s the $$ from????
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